T-Bob Hebert is joined by Spencer Hall to react to an ESPN article outlining the reasons behind Nick Saban’s retirement. T-Bob discusses how the transfer portal and NIL made it more difficult for Saban to recruit, and his message did not resonate with high school kids as much anymore. T-Bob and Spencer then discuss whether Ole Miss are a serious national championship threat, as well as whether Jalen Milroe can develop into a 1st round NFL talent.
01:30 - Introduction
05:00 - Iditarod champ penalized over killing moose
11:00 - “One Thing” for every FBS team
16:30 - NIL major factor in Saban’s retirement
33:00 - Effect of NIL on smaller schools
47:00 - Can Brian Kelly be “cool”?
51:00 - Warhammer 40k
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Everyone? Welcome in brand new episode of Snaps YouTube dot com Slash at Volume staffs. If you're watching live or early today, that's because we are being joined by a very special guest. One of my favorite minds in the world and just a muse of mine and inspiration in many ways. At is Spencer Hall at EDSBS on Twitter of course channel six. Him and Holly have created this wonderful ecosystem for them to hang out in and have fun, and then you catch them all over your television and everything else. He's just a legend of the college football circus spins.
What's up? Man?
Thank you so much for joining us today. Dude, No, my pleasure.
Thank you for the kind words I deserve, like maybe four of them, so I'll time.
I mean it's it's it's, I mean it though. It's one of those things where there's a few people like this. Uh you know how you like follow someone who you do the Sorry I'm not trying to look distracted. I'm just getting on my windows in order over here.
But you follow someone who.
You got, I guess you do the same job or you're like kind of in similar jobs, right, right, and you're just constantly jealous of how smart their takes are or talented they are. Like that's how I feel when I look at your tweets and I'm laughing, I'm like, holy shit, that's funny as fuck. Why can't I be funny like that? So I'm very excited to uh, to to have you on today.
I would just suggest failing at every other professional endeavor in your career, that's it. You fail at everything else, you can do this job, all right.
So if we got a lot to get to today, UH, for the nerds out there, I do want to talk quite a bit of forty K. It'll be a wide ranging conversation. Nick Saban. Uh, there's a really great retirement piece by Chris Lowe that was just dropped on kind of the madness of the Alabama coaching search, which actually, I guess and to Greg Burns credit, kind of wasn't that mad, Like it was actually very well conducted and like planned for. And I think you handle like a champ in di bors an awesome land. I do think there's some interesting comments Saban made maybe about kind of college football that don't want to chop up a little bit, maybe get into like a little Zach Carnett. I don't know yet if we're gonna get there. I do want to dive into your piece on Channel six, which I haven't got a fully read yet. But the one thing about every FPS team kind of you're some of the more interesting lore that you found in your journeys, finding one nice thing about all college FOOTBA teams. So look, it's gonna be a really fun show. So hit the like button, y'all. Pack If you love Spitzer, hit the like buds, share with your friends, and if you're listening to podcasts, rate review and helped you please the algorithmic gods that rule our existence. Spincer, we're talking about the I did a dog race before the show, and if you missed it, Dallas Seevie got entangled with a moose. He had to kill said moose. He had maybe one of my favorite quotes ever where he was describing having to gut the moose and he said, I did the best I could. It was ugly.
Like that it was ugly.
Just gives you if if you are someone who's a five time I did a rod champion and you're telling me it was ugly. That was a grizzly fucking scene out there on the track. Come to find out he did not gut the moose correctly. He has now been imposed a two hour time penalty. But you point out something that I didn't even think about. Why do you need to gut the moose?
Okay, number of things. I was like giving people something to read. And I don't mean like, oh, let's let's go read a novel. No reading is a utility. Go look at this book. It's called A Guy to Hunting Large Game and it is by Kinsella. He's a guy who runs the show and the website Meat Eater. I don't know if you're familiar with it, but he is a great hunter. Like, this guy is like super pro hunting and he talks about moose and if you hunt moose, you'd need a good friend. Why because hunting moose is going to test your friendship. It is going because there is so much to haul out. There is more moose inside a moose than you might even think. If you've ever seen a moose, they're big as hell. That's a scientific term.
I don't think I've ever seen one, Dude, I don't think I live because they're not they're not at zoos really right, Like, no, I don't know.
Yeah, the habitat would be unmanageably huge and it would have to be wet. It's like because they live in marshat I walked up on. I walked up on one in Colorado and a marshland next to sort of the Grand Lake area, and I didn't know it was there until I was ten feet away from it. I'm pretty oblivious, but I'm not that oblivious. They're quiet, they're quiet, they disappear very quickly. They're very hard to hunt. They're very hard to find, obviously, and honestly, they can disappear fast. So like if you don't get your shot off or you make a noise, they'll vanish on you. And you don't really want to get super aggressive chasing them because they will beat your ass. Beat More people are attacked by moose every year than by bears. All Right, they do not want to be around you. They prefer their privacy. They like their personal space and you should give it to them. So why do you have to gut the moose? Because it's huge and you don't want to create a nuisance by having a big gut pile out there for bears. You don't want bears rooting around inside an unbuchered carcass.
It's always the bears.
Don't create a nuisance because do you know what will really mess up a dog team and a musher, a kodiak. That's why. Okay, people are going to say, well, man, why did he get this? Why did he get this time penalty? Or well they got a time penalty because you're creating an additional danger, right, It wasn't your fault. You encountered the moose, but you have to handle it. Yes, I see a commenter calling this a mussence. That is correct. That is a mousence. You don't you don't want to correct that? Well, yeah it I want to say. I was happy to learn. Look all the meat has apparently been processed. It's all being delivered, So the moose sacrifice not in vain. Uh.
It's going to feed some people, as anytime you talk about honey, and I think that's kind of the main base level goal that I want is just eat what you kill. It did lead me down a bit of an Iditarod wrote wormhole, though I mean a thousand miles over frozen rivers and mountain ranges. There is something ancient about this race.
Uh.
And then I was inspired by you know your your your article, and I was trying to look up the colleges of I did a Rod winners. That's kind of hard to do, right, I don't know. Many are kind of people who maybe you know, forge your own way, maybe didn't go to college or like whatever. So, but do you know the state that is tied with Alaska for the most I did a Rod winners.
Hmm, I'm gonna go Washington.
Uh it's actually Minnesota, which makes sense, right, Yeah, YadA YadA. I was shocked though, Virginia second on the list. Virginia has five I did a Rod winners. About that. That's what I'm saying, dude, big upset there.
I'm gonna have to figure out why. I'm gonna figure it.
Has to be like one person, right, I'm gonna go too deep, right, it has to be we just got like an all time great. It appears too that maybe the father's like I did a Rod, runs in the family, like Dallas Sevie, the guy who got the penalties, a five time winner. If he wins again this year, he'll become the first time first ever six time winner, but like his dad, I had won it multiple times back in the day. So there's a lot of Idit Rod families and I don't know, maybe there's a Virginia one out there.
You should go read. There's a old Grantline piece that Brian Phillips wrote about going to the Idita Rod, and I think he learned. I think he learned how to fly a plane for it, because it's not a it's not a sporting event that you can just sort of buy a ticket to and show up. It's not even an event where like the Tour de France, you have to follow it around in a car. There are no roads. That's why it's called the Idita Rod. You can't. The only way that you could follow it is if you competed in it. So yeah, go read that because it is right here. Yeah hell yeah, yeah. Moose are huge. The Idita Rod is extremely difficult, and you should bring a friend to hunt them. That's what you should. You should always bring a very good friend, not a casual acquaintance, because your friendship will be tested.
See this is what happens when you get to the premiere mind college football. Right together, let's talk about real quick, the one thing about every FBS team. And by the way, y'all, you could sign up for Channel six two things every week, Spitzer and Holly doing what they want, giving you stuff that they love to talk about, musings, everything else. And they went around and said, one found one cool piece of lore for every school in the FBS. What was maybe the most intriguing, interesting, or just one that you want to bring up?
If I was going through it and I had to pick the one that I thought was most interesting, one that the University of Alabama campus is definitely haunted, like definitely haunted. That is, there is a former I believe mental hospital that was condemned and is now part of the campus and used for other purposes, So that is allegedly haunted. I thought that was fascinating. The University of Arizona hasn't has a functioning uh what do you call observatory beneath the Eastern stands in Tucson, like.
Beneath functioning Wait wait in the stadium.
Yeah, they make One of the things they do is they make these huge mirrors that go in telescopes and it's below the stands. It's incorporated into the stadium. What in Tucson.
Yeah, was that Like was that like a funding thing? Like I know, like back in the day UEP. Long and else you wanted to make He wanted to upgrade Dead Valley, wanted to make it huge. And the way to do it he put dorms in the stadium.
That's right.
You can see these little windows on on on the side of Tiger Stadium and they're the use old dorms actually win in him last year to film like a hype video or two years ago before else you got there asking by Tennessee, and it had some it has some real walking dead energy in there, like nobody's lived in there since the seventies and it's all kind of like there's still remnants of human habitation.
But yeah, I guess I just don't know.
Like, if you're building an observatory, I guess I'm just not connecting. Why put it in the stadium where like thousands of people are gonna be above.
It stomping around on it all the time. Well, you need underneath it. What you basically need to make these big mirrors is you need an oven, because that's how you make a mirror, That's how you make glass. Right, you need a place where you can get stuff real hot in an oven, and you need a lot of space. And when this guy who was making mirrors, this guy works, this astronomer who works at the University of Arizona, he was making them, making them in his oven. He goes, I need a place to put a really big oven where I can make these mirrors. And the campus managers were like, we have a place and it's out of the way and we only use it, you know, seven eight times a year. Why don't you come on through. So yeah, they've got these like big oven type things where they make mirrors underneath the stadium at Arizona.
What piece of Lord did you end up finding for LSUU?
What did we find for L did you go?
Well, well, I guess I only asked to say this. It wasn't the Moon lore?
Was it?
Have you seen this recently?
No? Lsu I can tell you it was it the moonlaw?
Okay, So L s U the first SEC school on the Moon, as they developed a piece of technology called tiger I one no like measured radiation levels.
We did cite this that you guys were already recruiting on the Moon, that it was already already advancing into lunar recruiting well ahead of everyone else. That is correct, you guys.
Well, it's like you have you have China and Russia talking about opening a nuclear power plant on the moon. But even that headline comes two weeks after Tiger I officially stamping the the the purple and gold up there on our lunar. Brother.
Well, you see, we couldn't use the Quby Long thing because there's too many good Huey Long stories and most of them have been told when it comes to LSU, and you have to tell people who Huey Long is. So there's a curve on that. If I just tell people, hey, LSU is recruiting on the moon with advanced AI, that's enough.
I think, Hey, how else do they have the number one quarterback, number one running back, and number one wide receiver committed for twenty five? I mean, it's it's technology. Say I, Oh, my favorite Huey Long story is this, and I think it encapsulates really everything that he was where. You know, in many ways he had very noble goals and did a lot of good things, but he would just set himself up every step along the way. So he brought roads throughout rural Louisiana, right, which is incredible. He connected these communities that would have never been connected otherwise, all of a sudden, they could drive, et cetera, et cetera. But he owned the company that sold the rock. He would sell subpar rock at the premium price. He would wet down on the rock to add extra weight, and then he made the roads eighteen inches too narrow to make the rock go further. But it's like he technically accomplished this very noble thing. At its core, he just skimmed every single step along the way. He would do like at every level.
He would do my He would also do the venerable Southern politician trick of he would show up to an event or to a facility or a location that was mostly black voters, and he would show up and say, hey, I'm listening to you, and I hear y'all. I know other politicians don't do this, so why don't you tell me what you need? And he would hear that he'd go, great, PS, don't tell anyone I was here. Don't tell it. That was what like doing, kind of doing the right thing until the last second, then kind of taking a left. That's very much the Huey long story. Uh, just a fascinating.
Individual, basically the dictator Louisiana for a while there. Never forget Kip's second most dangerous man in America a Cordon Roosevelt. All right, the first most dangerous man in America? Maybe Nick Saban, Spencer, Where do you see I want to get into kind of Saban's thoughts on maybe how he felt in his older age about like the off season meetings of that was kind of fascinating player motivation. But with Saban retiring, if we wanted to start to dabble into some of maybe some forty k is Saber retiring the death of the Emperor of college football? Or is it the beginning? Because do you think we see Nick Saban as we enter the twenty twenty four geen of college football?
Right?
And a football split looks inevitable, a split away from the NCAA and maybe even a split into like a premier league type of situation. Do you think Nick Saban starts to position himself as the kind of commissioner of college football?
I think that's a likely position. I think also he's got dude, has a lot of buses interests, like particularly when it comes to his Mercedes affiliation. So I think he's probably got a lot of that on his mind. I know his money got taken care of eventually in coaching, but it might not be what you think it is, because, like a lot of people in the two thousands, he had some bad investments.
So he's famously hear.
Go Tigers. Yeah, there was a lot of that, and so he's got to take care of that. But I think a couple of things are happening here. One, I think we might be kind of taking trends and trying to come up to grand conclusions out of something which is pretty normal, which is the way I did things. Doesn't work and I'm seventy two. That's it. It doesn't work, Like yeah, yeah, it really doesn't work. And at a certain point you have to consider the relationship between the employee who's been doing this real successfully for a real long time and the job which has changed. That's inevitable, but that's not new. That's Bear Bryant. Bear Bryant had that happened to him during his career. He started off being the guy who's responsible for the Junction Boys. He started off being the guy who his idea of training players was tantam ount to torture, and by the time he retires that won't fly anymore. You have to give consider that that his predecessor in greatness, the guy who has probably his most direct comp in terms of Bear Bryant, when he started giving people water at practice, was considered weak and we retired. So when we talk.
About it, it's hard to wrap your head around, Like it's actually about like hard to fathom.
Right when we talk about, like, oh, all the changes in college football. Okay, man, it wasn't from nineteen fifty to nineteen eighty because I'm pretty sure during Nick Samond's entire tenure within football in college football as a head coach, water was accepted a practice the whole time. Okay, it's changed a little bit, It hasn't changed that drastically. Right. We've lived through or seen bigger changes that we can cite.
Well and and will yes, but then it's like the major change just all happened so fast. I mean, in terms of some of these seismic shifts maybe that we've seen, in terms of like the NCMLA repeatedly losing all these core cases portal being wide open twenty four to seven. Now a player's being paid. And so if you missed the article, Saban said, you know, this is just one of the quotes.
Quote.
I thought we could have a hell of a team next year and then maybe seventy eighty percent of the players you talk to, all they want to know is two things. What assurances do I have that I'm going to play because they're thinking about transferring, And how much you're going to pay me, says. Our program here was always built on how much value you could create for your future and your personal development, academic success and graduate development, NFL career on the field. So I'm saying to myself, maybe this doesn't work anymore. The goals and aspirations are just different, and it's all about how much money can make as a college player. Now, I do like this. I want to be fair to me, he says. I'm not saying that it's bad. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying this has never been what we were about and it's not why we had success through the years. I here's the deal. I love players being paid. And I know this sounds like I'm saying up for a butt, but I'm really not. I love players being paid. I think, I think the market has absolutely spoken. Like the the most bipartisan political cooperation I've ever seen in my life are states trying to make it easier for athletes to get paid. Like if Louisiana legislator can't get shit done, but if it comes to loosening the restrictions so ls you can stay competitive with missoo and everybody else, like you damn be that that shit gets past like that, right, So the market spoken. I do wonder, though, because you're someone who really I think highlights and appreciates the wonderful, quirky nature of college football, why it's so unique. Do we lose any of that? You unique, that uniqueness as it becomes more professionalized.
Well, I mean it's always been professionalized. It's just the sense that the teams, the teams grow to the size of the market. There's a reason that the NFL has never really i think, managed to take hold in earnest in the South in the way that it did in you know, the Northeast, or in the Midwest and parts of the Midwest at least, and that is because the teams that serve the markets down here were at the college level and they were very much professional teams. It's just with an extremely skewed, weird economy when it came to how we paid players, we kind of managed to sneak a professional league in where there were no professional teams. And right now, the way that that market works is when people say it's a disaster, I like to use words kind of accurately. I'm prone to hyperbole. I may be pro to exaggeration. I think disasters a little strong. It's confusing. It's a market, it's a new market, and the way that we have it's an imperfect market too, because we have twin tracks of revenue. And I'm probably gonna be writing about this next week if I can get my brain straight. We have twin tracks of revenue. One, you have the actual money which is currently attracting players in nil Yeah, which is completely firewalled, siloed, isolated from the money coming in for the value of the product. That's messed up. That's deeply messed up. We have all of this TV money coming into the system. The TV money is the thing that is driving this transformative era in college football where we finally looked at the money and said, hey, players should be getting some of that, but they're still not now, I know, still not because that's still going to the schools. We haven't solved anything. Instead, we created and Seth Emerson has a pretty good article about this in The Athletic Today. We're we added the system where we basically have subscription services for our nil collectives in football programs, which are different. So I want you to consider it's not even like we make we turn college football into Netflix or Hulu or Amazon Prime Video or whatever. What's happening is this, we have created a subscription service for college football if you want your team to be good, where the actual money generated on the other end is totally isolated and has nothing to do with the money that comes for the production of the product. It is completely divorced. It's very weird, Like it's very it's very weird that they're totally separated. And that won't last. That will not last. Now court challenges will knock that down, you know. Right now. I see some people in comments who are like, the portal is a disaster. Okay, the portal right now is a disaster because we can't recognize people as employees, can't give them contracts. Right everyone in America can enter the portal at their job, except except for college football players who have to not be employees and thus have this weird market. It's it's very messed up, and most other sports have figured out a way well all this, and I think we will eventually, But right now I do sympathize somewhat with the seventy two year old football coach worth several million dollars at the very least, because would you want to reinvent yourself and figure this all out?
Spencer? To me, this all feels like what happens when you accept a like this is the fallout from accepting a structure that should have been flatly illegal from day one, but we just all thought was, no, this is like the actual right correct way to do this, and we did it for one hundred years.
Of course, there can do all these weird free Do you love that? By the way, that like, really there are some things that are hardcore illegal, and then there are some things that are just illegal ish, Like the way we ran college football. I'm not talking for like five years, I'm not talking for ten years, tiba Abad. The way we ran college football was for the better part of one hundred years illegal ish. Yeah, completely, and no one had the political will to change it. You know why, because we had fun mascots. If you want to make a fortune and get away with something in America, make a cute, quirky, yeah, charming, don't forget the bands. I mean, I love a great halftime Joe dude. Yeah. Basically nobody did anything about this because they were like, well, that's probably wrong, but it's cool, it's.
And like and it's becoming, you know, increasingly clear. That's why every time they go to court now they just get smacked down. It all goes back to the Kavanaugh letter of a few years ago, where he was like, hold on now, like this is actually fucked and like anti American and kind of every other sense. That's what I don't get about the NCAA though, with Nil specifically, is I feel like from day one they should have embraced it because they could have held onto that TV money for longer, right because like, all of a sudden, people aren't clamoring as much now. It will change, like you said, And it was funny to watch Harball launch these balloons as he's doing battle with the NCNA, like WHOA, well, fuck you guys. I'm probably out of here anyway, Like you better pay the players the TV money, uh right, but like they could have gotten away with longer for being like, oh the players are being paid now. Look well while they're still hoarding all of their smag TV cash over there on the side.
And ultimately, if you want to know what's gonna fix the portal, right, and the portal is it's a mess. We don't know who's gonna show up. It's like it is real nineteen twenties hours when it comes to how we make and rosters right now, because if you know George Gipp and body room, No, George Gipp, that's right, like Notre Dame alleged creaz win one for the win, one for the gipper. Okay, amazing, like legit, amazing athlete, legendary player of his time. George Gipp. He was at Notre Dame. It didn't have to be at Notre Dame. You know why they kept him there because they paid him this in the twenties, did he attend class, No, not even close. He spent most of his time at pool halls in South Bend, where, by the way, he made a tidy living hustling other people because he was a very good pool player. Yeah, I love old school football player. Yeah, but we're not far off from that. In terms of keeping people on campus, it's very very tentative right now what you're going to get, and there are people who even the people who are pretty good at it right now are complaining, like Lane Kiffin. Lang Kiffen is doing an amazing job because every single year, Lane Kiffen rolls up in the portal, throws a bunch of dudes out on the field and gets them all in the same page, all on the same page. It's pretty extraordinary because Ole Miss doesn't have the kind of gravity that say an Alabama or an LSU even have to hold players there because you'll get in the league. We'll get you in the league. Stay here, we'll get your nil at least good enough to where we can get two years out of you or get three years out of you. The great hope for college football right now is that, unlike basketball, you can't just enter the league right out of high school. That's it, right, We still have the three year rule. We still have the three year rule.
I'm a college baseball fan, and that's like one of the best parts as well, is when you get a guy like, Okay, we at least have them for three.
Yeah, and we at least have them for three. So if you have them for three, we at least have a window here where you'll be in the sport. You'll be in the sport, and if we can get something like a contract down, we can solidify our rosters. And it proved development. By the way, this is something that like the NFL can't really affect policy on this side too much, but the certainly wants that because I think developmentally, a lot of what you're seeing the game become in the pros is the result of what the shortcomings of player development at the college level. And when I say shortcomings, by the way, I just mean time and development. It just takes you don't get the consistent coaching, and you don't get the consistent improvement over time that you get because people get antsy, people get in the portal. The systems that we now have are there's definitely more microwave offenses and defenses right, definitely more like, Okay, we're not going to ask you to do as much. Your technique won't be as developed because we don't have time to do that. As a coach, I don't have time to do that, both because I'm constantly recruiting and re recruiting players and trying to teach you how to do eighteen million different things as a position coach. I can't do that anymore. So I'm just gonna like guys will come out, especially I think at the offensive line, like if you want to look at like a position that is I know, close to your heart, definitely close to mine in terms of like some of my favorite people on the field and guys who I think are emblematic of what the best part of football are. I think they get shortened in terms of development time and growth curve and potential because they come into the league and they don't know how to do a whole lot of stuff. They're going to be successful more and more. College football is like a law degree. You can go get it. It doesn't mean you know how to practice law at all.
Well, and if with o line specifically, you're kind of hit with the the the double blow of like you said, maybe you've played in like an air Raider spread cell offense, you're right like like you've never been a three point stance. The quarterbacks always getting the ball out of his hands, you're not having a whole pass blocks. But then you also go to the league and you don't have that many padded practices, so you kind of like like you can kind of only really get your reps on game day, which becomes kind of insane, and it means that only the best players are able to stick around long enough to become these greats.
It is.
It's fucking tough out there for the old live. It's why I really you love, like, oh why am I blanking?
Is it?
Is it Charles Bentley who runs the O line like he has an on line kempnything down in Florida. But it's like become the summit that they all go to and gather and try to figure out how to train in this new modern age. But no, you're absolutely right, that's one of the toughest transitional positions.
It is, And I think too with foot with quarterbacks. If that's the way offensive linemen are and if we're putting our best athletes along the defensive line, right then what you're gonna see is a game that's keyed to that. You're going to see a game that that works with that and doesn't insist well or well we should do it this way and we should know. No, I'm just gonna go with what you give me because that's the shortest path I have between keeping my job and thriving, right, like I can yump, that's the shortest path to win. That's an interesting comment, like from the gallery here talking about athletes as like independent contractors. I did the rest being independent contractors, which is what they are, by.
The way, Like really still even now.
With a WWE, I'm pretty sure that's still the deal, right, I can't speak to awn't feel bad, But.
Like sometimes with WW and vinchc Man, I'm like, like, I I've never thought about anything couge. Well, no, it's like it's like I feel like, if that's how they do it, it's.
Probably not that good.
Like it's probably not friendly for the people themselves, but maybe it is. I don't know.
Well, I mean, it's this is the thing. It's it's very much like the rest of capitalism. At the highest level, it's the best possible arrangement. Right at the highest level, it's the best possible arrangement. Mid to low, it's pretty bad. It's pretty you're gonna be scrapping, right. It was very interesting. I did a thing on aw on aw on Luca Underground, Uh, Luca Underground. They it was a if you don't know, Liuch Underground was on l Ray. It was a wrestling program, but kind of a soap opera as well. Yeah, it had a bunch of wrestlers, and the wrestlers were, for the first time in their lives also actors, which meant that they received all of the standard stuff you get as an actor, right as part of like you get your SAG card, your Screen Actors Guild card. And the first thing I was talking to the wrestlers about a lot of different things, and about wrestling and about their lives and the story of Looke Underground, what it was like working in the fans. But the one thing that they all mentioned, they were like, oh god, we have a we have a training table, we have we get there's a there's a doctor on set. Right, they never had that, They never had that, right.
Yeah, they'd be treated like modern employees, right, they were being treated they were being treated basically like would you like to bring a doctor?
Like they were being treated like old F one drivers, like back in the day, that's how F one drivers are treated. Like in the sixties and seventies, they didn't have a doctor on track. Well, they didn't have an ambulance on track. Yeah, like if you do. You know what Jackie Stewart's entire sat safety protocol was when he started, I'm getting way off track here, but I promise this is a good payoff. Jackie Stewart's entire safety protocol, and it was the first one that anyone can remember, was he taped a wrench to his wheel so that when he went off track and he ended up into like a chicken coop, he could take the wrench off the wheel, undo the wheel, and get out before he burned to death. That was right.
So it was full ivan drago like if we die, we die. If we die, we die, right.
Like, this is when I go back and say, like, I prefer to have some perspective because people will say sport's an absolute mess. I don't disagree that parts of it are a mess. But when you look at sport overall from a historical framework, there's been improvement. Yeah. The change, the changes that happened from like nineteen fifty to two thousand way bigger than the obstacles we're facing here. I think we're I think we're good. I think we can handle it. I'm up. I can't believe I'm saying this because I'm traditionally a pessimist. I am optimistic that people can figure out how to make this work. Are we going to lose some stuff? I guarantee you, by the way, we'll lose some stuff. Things will change, like and I think there's gonna be an interesting thing that's gonna happen here. And I'll stop talking after this, but I think there's gonna be something that happens here that's going to be quite interesting. I think the second division of college football is in a good spot. I think there's real potential because I think you're gonna get these kind of mega league super leagues whatever. You'll get the Big ten in the SEC, just you know, eliminating other conferences wholesale. That's already happened, yeah, in the you know, rip to the Pac twelve. But I think you'll get a very manageable and interesting game at the second and even at the third level, right, which kind of already exists but is sometimes unfairly pitted against the other in these like pay per play games or even within conferences, right, like there's certainly some conferences right now where you look at the bottom and you look at the top, and you say, what are you doing in the same lead. You're not even you don't even have the same ambitions. Yeah, right, yes, yes, right, And I think something interesting can happen there. It won't be as profitable, but I think it could be pretty cool.
Well, I feel like you're already seeing the early signs of that. And I go back to bowl season, where everybody wants to complain about how nobody cares about these bulls. No, no, the only people that don't care about the bulls are the two teams are the teams that are in the two New Year six balls that are in playoffs, like if you go watch the fucking the Cheese Its Bowl, or like the Pop Tarts Bowl, which was awesome because of the absurdity of sacrificeing the pop part and they did it so perfectly. I was very pleased with that that although that came out, but like that was a hard fought, give a fuck game between Kansas State and mc State, Like they were bad on they were both fighting for ten wins.
And I don't know if Kansas State and MC State make it to.
A football premier league if you will, But like, I'll watch that, and it's why I like the Big Twelve.
Yeah, the Big Twelve may not be on the.
Level those other conferences, but everybody's close to each other and so it's incredibly competitive top to bottom, meaning you're gonna get exciting games every single week.
Yeah. And and you know who else cares? Wake Forest cares? Man. Go look at wake forest ball record over the last decade under Dave Clauset, they've been awesome. I think they have a really well I think they have five ball wins like in that same time span. U n C. They're they're mate in state. UNC's got one. You know who doesn't care about balls? You and C doesn't care about balls? Wake Forest. Wake Forest is gonna knock up for a ball. They're going to take your blow because I think it root like and you played, you know there's way better than I do. You just want to fight, That's what that's for. You're like like this, if you know, if I had the helmet, you're just there. You're just there to knock.
Right well, And and balls are like a fascinating way of So my second yar L'SU first year we won a Natty, right, and so I saw it from from the mountaintop. Next year we went eight and five, three and five in the SEC. It was like, Uh, if you did that nowadays, it'd be fucking melt hard in Baton Rouge. I think it was kind of chill back now. I don't exactly know how, but I'll never forget that bowl game. We played Georgia Tech and the Peach Bowl, and it was such a nice way to end the season. Now, if you lost, then it's gonna kind of maybe just reinforce all the bad feelings. But we go out and we win that game, and it almost felt like a championship of sorts, like you got to send your friends, your seniors out on top, and it it meant something to kind of salvaging what was otherwise a pretty brutally unenjoyable year in a lot of ways. And so yeah, and football's weird in that it's not actually fun except for game day. And so if you're gonna tell me, we get another chance to play games and not just practice, like, hell, yeah, I'm in.
No matter what. The last time the Miami when a bowl game was in twenty sixteen. The Russell Athletic Bowl. They beat West Virginia thirty one fourteen.
I am not a I call him Mario Christoph Fraud. I don't know. I'm not a crystal ball believer. I think he's got a career head coaching record of like seventy four and seventy three.
It can recruit you want to you want. Like when I don't know what to make of somebody, and when I don't really want to have that conversation about somebody, I just find the one thing I know about them, and I'll repeat it over and over again, right, like when you don't want to have that Like, it's very hard to talk about Taylor Swift on the internet if you're not a swifty Yeah, if you're not a misogynist, right, I'm in the third category of not my thing. But she supports a lot of things. So what I always do is, I'm like, Taylor Swift does a lot of good and she generally is on the side of the angels.
So I bro she gave she gave a million dollars to Louisiana flood relief. We had a louis and like, she has no reason to do that after we had like a Flood of the century a few years ago.
Right, great person gives money to the right things that fully support what she does. Do I want to listen to her music? I'm gonna I'm gonna repeat this, gives money to a lot of great things. Great person do not want to have that cut. So with Mario crystal Ball, what I do is this, I go, man, Mario crystal Ball, great recruiter, the great And you know what happens to great recruiters in college football. Sometimes they just bust through on their own. Rude if you have to, if you're kind of clueless and you're not entirely sure of what to do. Miami did, like I think, the smartest thing you can do when you don't exactly know what to do when you hire a head coach. One they went and got you get either an offensive line coach or a defensive coordinator. Get one of those two guys. They tend to be real, super organized. Two they went and got a recruiter, a really good one. At three, they got someone who genuinely cares about the program x's and o's management specific a.
Bit to be desired in that recruiter. That moment last year against those Georgia Tech.
Right, that was when the lineman looks at me and goes, what are we doing?
Yeah? Yeah, that's bad. That's bad. I mean, I know, I kind of know how that goes. I mean, less Miles had his moments certainly back in the day. Okay, I'm gonna ask Alice question here, is it possible for Brian Kelly to be cool? No? But it's just it's unsalvageable.
No. But but there's nothing.
I mean, he seems pretty engaging when you speak with him, Like I think he's actually been pretty chill towards the media and he's like open, and.
I would say he can't do anything right, and I don't think that's his fault necessarily, right, Like it seems to me. And I think this is kind of gonna be like I think this is how like as above so below, I think this is kind of how it's gonna go with him at LSU, is that he's not ever gonna be able to get it completely right. He had a great quarterback last year and his defense went to shit. He had a player who two years ago, two seasons ago, was maybe the best edge rusher in college football, but who can't stay there because he's too small, because it doesn't make sense for him to play there, so he can't get it. He can't get it right with Harold Perkins, even if he gets it right, because we all saw what he was as an edge rusher, but that's clearly not gonna work as he gets older and the game gets bigger, meaner, and faster. So they got to put him at his natural position, which isn't where he's going to make the most impact or look as cool, but where he could still be a really good player. Is he going to be like the twelve win guy or even the eleven win guy consistently No, but he's gonna be like nine or ten? Is he always kind of kind of have something that doesn't work out? It feels like that. It it feels like that, I think. And by the way, like notice that no point of buy question whether he's a good football coach or not. The guy's a really good at his job.
He's actually perfect for this Eric because he's just it's got like a super ceo feel to him. And like this is kind of a time when, in a lot of ways, I guess kind of ironically, the football has never meant less to being a head coach in many ways, like I feel like and honestly, this is probably the least cool thing ever to say about your coach. I feel like he has great organizational skills, like he's good at setting up an organization. But even to your point, like this year, yeah, they hire all these badass defensive coaches, but they have no one on the d line, Like, I don't know how you arrive at a time in LSU history where you have a starter, a backup, a juco transfer, a true freshman, and an O lineman that just made the switch a week ago. Like that's their five. That's their five interior defensive linemen going in a spring.
Like you got five? Where on earth are we that LSU, the flagship university of the state of Louisiana, does not have at least two nimble fat dudes.
It's crazy.
Louisiana has the highest per cabin a number of nimble fat dudes. I know, right, Like, if you want somebody who can dance the most delicate possible, uh cha cha slide at a good four hundred and fifteen pounds, I am starting recruiting in Louisiana. Okay, you try and tell me you can't find two of those dudes to play d.
It's it's, it's, it's, it's it's kind of wild to behold the place that produced Glenn Dorsey and Ricky Jean, Francois Booger, McFarland, and man.
Just go find someone. Go find someone with big calves, right, go find someone with big calves is playing pickup basketball. That's what I would do.
The uh so you put me on the adeptis Ridiculous podcast, which is a Warhammer forty k podcast, and it's fantastic. I was always more of an old world guy, like I love Warhammer fantasy, just because generally am more of a fantasy guy.
By by the way, this is a test. I wanted to guess you this is a dragon test. I'm beginning to find that one of the great dividers, oh and nerd them is whether you can deal with dragons or not. Generally, if dragons appear in the lore, I'm out And I don't know why is divider? Yeah, no, you're okay with dragons, right if you're love dragon.
Yeah, dragons are austin dude, like, dragons are a sick, mythical aging creature that speaks to me at like a genetic level, Like I'm reading, I'm reading Fourth I'm going through romantasy thing right now. I'm simultaneously reading the Court of Thorns and Roses series and the Fourth Wing series, And yeah, Fourth Wing is just all dragons. That's all. It is all dragons, all the time, twenty four to seven.
So like that's a big I was never a big Game of Thrones guy, because like dragons showed up and I was like, ah, nah, it's not a hate thing. It's not a dislike thing. It's just like we've taken a turn that I don't take. Don't hate dragons, not anti dragon. Look here, I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna use my trick. Right, Dragons are an important mythical creature. Yes, yes, I like.
I like when they call him worms w y r M. If you're calling worm of some sort of like oh fuck, yeah, I get where you.
Get them from that. I'm sorry I interrupted you. It's just a very important dividing point in our lore. Uh well.
And and dragons are kind of like nukes in that they're so powerful that once you introduce them, like it's like time travel. If you ever introduced time travel in your series, like you're gonna have to deal with a lot of ramifications that come out of that. And and that's kind of like dragons and fantasy. But we all know in in in the grim Dark Future, forget about progress and forget about goodness. Uh, there is only war, right, war and death, and that is college football. Like you said, it's just a fight every single weekend. Have you thought it all because you're an ORC player?
Correct? Oh? Yeah, correct?
So probably my favorite thing I learned in the Adeptist Ridiculous podcast is that orc technology is just powered through belief. Like there's no there's no function. It doesn't have to make sense. They just have to believe that it makes it. Have you found any is there a program or a team, Have you found any college football parallels to where that Orcish belief or style is kind of represented in how they run it.
LSU is pretty close. Man. You all would conquer the world if you just would stop, if you just get your shit together. When you do, you do, like, it's the most terrifying thing in the world when LSU has things together, right, I always.
Viewing like the Mongols, Like every now and then a war leader arises and I guess this is exactly like the Orcs. Right here, he creates a wah that is unstoppable and rolls over planets. But then it yes in fighting and other orchestra bullshit gets in the way, and you roll a one for animosity and everybody's and nobody does what they're supposed to do.
That's right, that's right, that's you. Your Your greatest danger is to yourself and then to everyone else, right in that order. So I've always said that LSU or the Orcs, I always thought that they had the most ORC energy. Definitely belief, definitely a belief oriented, Like tell me that less Miles. You tried to tell me Less Miles didn't get to the gas station on an empty tank simply because he believed the car was going to get there. No, sure that man did that, Okay, Like, I think they definitely have big ORC energy. Any I think when Arkansas is good, they also have good ORC energy because I don't know how any of it's supposed to work. And generally they got like one big ass dude that they're all following, right, Like, oh look there's Darren mcmatten. Get behind him. Guess he's good. AJ Jefferson's huge follow him through the place. Yeah, big bro.
I was looking up Matt jones combine numbers the other day. Matt Jones, who was like six seven, ran a four three forty at two point fifty. He jumped like thirty four inches. He was the biggest of big fuckers.
Yeah. You know what, Matt Jones got into trouble, uh for realizing he was Matt Jones. So Matt Jones was like, yeah, I'm gonna party. Yeah, why wouldn't you Have you seen you in the mirror? Have you seen your comp high numbers? Hey, listen, everybody who's untalented, everybody who has not one whit of athletic ability, will get on the internet and be like, oh, if he'd only devoted himself, screw you. Have you seen what that guy was. I would have been so arrogant. I would have been like, Nah, I got this licked. I'm just gonna go be a wide receiver in the NFL despite having he never played it.
Yeah, and he was good, and like you said, he was good. It was just the off the field stuff that kind of got him up.
If you had been anybody, by the way who had been like, hey, can you operate with two illicit substances in your bloodstream. In a professional sporting environment, Matt Jones would be my number one draft pick, maybe maybe number two, right Like if Randy Moss had been like, if Randy Moss had made the decision to be like, yeah, I'm gonna get on some sort of like weird Russian pro stimulant synthetic like horse hormone in my blood, I'd be like Randy could handle it, because I believe Randy can handle it.
I think I think the prime example of that is, I mean, it's got to be lt wild Man. Mild Man talks about, uh, some of my favorite stories, and he's a classic, like telling the same stories again again again, and I just make him repeat him to I'm like a little kid. I just sit his feet and I love him. But hearing him describe looking at Lawrence Taylor coming off the edge and he's got his coked out, bloodshot eyes, he said he just looked like a demon and he would be like slobbering and just just you could feel the rage. A true follower of corn, it was real blood for the Blood God energy.
Most but the like the most blood for the Blood God player like and a guy who, by the way, if you were go hey, LT, maybe maybe you shouldn't play when you're high on free based cocaine. Are you gonna be the one to say that we just need the result? Did you notice Bill Parcells did not take that attack publicly? No, not the greatest coach of his era. He wasn't gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. LT was clearly on another level. Whatever he was dealing with must have required that. And that could be my only assumption because he can throw me through a window. Uh.
And we're raving up here, schn've already give you so long. Which college coach do you think that would be most prone to giving into the taint of chaos, to leaving the path of righteousness? And uh uh foregoing the Emperor's golden light?
Who current college coaches who would be who are going to or have already given into?
I mean, is it is is Lane Kiffin up there? He's not, I guess not as much from a personality type of standpoint, but he is certainly in this in this new age. He has leaned fully into it.
I am going to consider all right, So one I think that Mike Norvel is closer than anyone accepts to being that guy because at no point are they at no point or they shook in a way that's almost terrifying. Like FSU teams. FSU teams are so aggressive and they play so loose even if they're down, like you know, ten, fourteen, seventeen points. I know, it's cool, We're just going to go for it on fourth. I think another guy who's quietly far more chaotic than people know is Dan Lanning. Dan Lanning doesn't sweat. Those are the guys who I think are closest to chaos because they just go, no, that's the decision we're making. Too bad, too bad, That's that's what we're going with. You know. I don't think the SEC has a whole lot of those guys. I think you kind of have to go a little further afield for that. I think you, you know, have to go up to the big ten. I think those guys.
I think Lanning's cool man. We got to talk to him recently. That is just a cool cat. Also, the Dan Lanning tattoo is one of my favorite things in the world, specifically the outback steakhouse boomerang, which I talked to him about and I mentioned that I like told my wife that I loved her for the first time in front of a Chili's when we were in high school. And uh, he told me that outback in Chili's are not on the same level.
I don't know that.
I agree, where do you? Where do you fall on that divide? His looks better than Chili's.
I know, how's this? I think it is a degree up. Yeah, I think no, And I think that's a funny. Now I will agree. I think that is a funny decision we're having to make here. But if I'm gonna be honest, I think more stuff at Chili's comes out of the microwave than an outback. And I think the degree of cooking difficulty okay, because at Chili's, how many times do you ask how would you like that? I know it outback he's given one option one right, So the level of difficulty has to be higher, like even by a margin, y'all. I'm not saying it's a standard deviation, but I do think if you're a cook, you gotta you gotta shift it up at least a gear to make it at the outback to a level that that you don't have to at the Chili's.
I mean, speaking of chaos.
Chili's has done a lot for me in my life. Okay, it's given me a lot. I don't want to assault it.
I mean speaking of chaos, no rules, just right, feels pretty chaotic, right like it. I'm gonna do what feels right like, I'm gonna I'm gonna lean into what is uh whatever my body wants to do at the time. I'm not saying better, giant bloomin onion.
Right right, I'm not saying better. You can become a depraved animal at either restaurant, but only one. By the way, only one of those restaurants has been the accepted general cultural like we all agreed on it. It's been the setting for a famous episode of television where somebody had their wild night out, like like in the office. They didn't go to an outback to completely lose their shit. No, they went to a Chili's.
This Fencer, there's been so much fun, man, Spencer Hall, you already know me to listening to this show. Eedbs follow him of course Channel six go sign up him and Holly two things a week. It's awesome. It's unique. It's very intelligent, which I appreciate as well. But thank you so much for doing this. Man, where are you at with your with your forty k army? Are we actively painting right now? I kind of go in and out. No, no, you guess I'm gonna reach behind me here. I'm gonna show you a little project which is relevant. Hello, I am working on my boys, all of my little orcs at the moment.
So what you're getting right now as you're getting the uh, I'm painting up my grimey orcs. Look okay, that dude, but this is not the one that I wanted to show you. This is the standard, right Yeah. So when I am showing you is this if you'll notice that is going to be an airbrushed purple and it's gonna have yellow dots because I wanted an LSU themed squig off for this. Okay, So so that's gonna be there's gonna be a little yellow streaks on there, and it's going to be an LSU themed steed for this Orc rider.
So okay, So now I'm gonna reach behind me.
Ah, here we go. I love it. I love it to bear.
This is my So you never played blood boll did you No, I have I have a box right here. Okay, right, thanks. So these are from a few years ago. I think my painting's gotten better since this. These are bet but this is my blood bull Or team based on the twenty eleven LSU Tigers. So that is, uh, that is Garret Lee. I also have a Jordan Jefferson in there right there. I believe this is this is Michael Brockers.
Yeah right here. You know what, These all have a similarity. Yeah, there, so love it.
That's that's very odd that you also have them at hand. So is that your airbrush in the picture you tweeted out earlier?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my Well, no, that one is that belongs to Marco for Zony, that does. But I do have an airbrush.
Okay, because I've been I've been thinking about getting an air rush whenever I get out of I'm addicted to World Warcraft again right now. It happens every so often whenever I get back out of it. I do have my full Brittonian Army to spend five years putting together in painting whatever.
We can talk about specs. You definitely need one. Uh, don't tell your wife it's an investment. You'll get more time back then you spend.
Oh yeah, because yeah, because you're not Yeah, because you're because you're what I was tunny.
I'm done. So it's taking me five years. Look at all the time I can devote to everything else. Now.
My main goal for the Brittonian Army is to have a regiment of knights all painted in uh different sec themes, right, because when I see Kentucky's checkerboard, that's all I can think about, or medieval nights, or Tennessee's checker board, or or purple and gold or crimson or whatever. So I red and black for Georgia, little silver in there as well. I can't wait.
I will tell you. By the way, one side effect of all of this is that I now look at uniform differently. I look at it and I go, that's a pretty good color combination.
Spitzer, all, thank you so much. Man, this has been awesome.
Dude. All right, thanks, all, all right, we're gonna close the show. Next.
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