Aaron Murray and T-Bob Hebert react to On3’s ranking of the BEST coaches in the SEC. Georgia’s Kirby Smart is a cut above the rest, with LSU's Brian Kelly and Texas' Steve Sarkisian trailing behind. Who rounds out the Top 5 coaches in the SEC?
01:30 - Introduction
08:00 - 14-Team Playoff
18:45 - BEST SEC coaches
34:15 - Brooks Austin on Aaron throwing
01:00:00 - CFB Heroes and Villains
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What's up y'all?
Ta Bob a Bear Aaron Murray, It is a brand new episode. Up snaps Monday March eighteen, twenty twenty four. We are live YouTube dot Com slash at volume snaps like scribe. I hope everybody had a great Saint Patty's Day weekend here in Baton Rouge. You know the old key and Peel skit where they're like, we all we got, that's all we got. Like Saint Patty's Day, that that's fat and Rouge. Saint Patty's Day, that's all we got. You got a big old baraid that always goes crazy. It was a ton of fun. So yeah, really fun weekend for sure. Uh Aaron, what's up man? How was your weekend? How are you feeling?
You do well? Weekend?
Was good?
New Spring game? How'd that go?
I did? It?
Was beautiful weather out there in Columbia, Missouri, had a great time. Got to sit down with the coaches and the players, and then obviously call the game in the middle of March, which was which was weird. Drink had his reasonings and he kind of broke down why he did it when he did it, uh, and not later on like like most teams do. But that went really well. That's a damn good football team. You know, you and I have talked about it like that is a legitimate playoff contending football team. And then you go through their schedule once again, six head coaches on their schedule are brand new head coaches.
Yeah, Brandon friendly schedule in the SEC right, like Tennessee has a pretty good.
One, has a good one.
Yep.
Elis uses sneaky Okay, even though it looks really hard on paper, it's like kind of like, Okay, that's not the worst ever. Jud Pete's in the chat.
What's up? Jud?
I always like seeing new names in here. Norvell owns, Kelly, I mean true, can't get your ass kicked back to back years to start the season and be able to argue against. There's this little fucking redhead kid that two years ago after FSU won in the Superdome on the postgame news, I said, you can't spell LSU without the L and I'm just waiting for that kid to turn eighteen so I can beat the shit out of them. What's happening though, Tommy, Javlock Golf, everybody else, creg, goat Peg, Mrani, everybody hanging out. Look, we're gonna have a great show for you today. On three release their SEC coaches rankings, and it's a fun list to react to because I think it's bad. It's pretty fucked in a lot of different ways. And so we're gonna give you our own snaps ranking of the SEC coaches. Athletic Talks Heroes and Villains kind of got us thinking, Okay, who are the heroes villains of college football? And fourteen team playoffs? Officially here, Jeff, So listen as I saw you got some practice in for your.
Throwing challenge, Aaron.
We will get to that as well as Aaron feeling really good about his arm. We'll go to the tape and see if we agree. All right, let's start real quick with a fourteen team playoffs. So you know our new schedule snaps Live Money Tuesday Thursday. I mean, sometimes you get put in kind.
Of weird.
Timing things where a big story can break and you know, we don't get talked about it yet. Well them, So the fourteen t playoff is officially agreed to.
Go.
Dog Saw cousin, Shane and Paul Finebaum you next cousin team. I've ha been a fine Bomb a couple of times. I don't think Fine Bomb likes me. Last time I went on there. I don't know if that's true, But last time I went on there, I started turned around with my back to the camera and then flipped around and I think I may have like ad An Lsu mask on or something. I don't know, but I thought it was funny. He did not seem very amused. I think Fine Bomb likes like more like serious journalists.
He fucking hates me. He has yet to invite me back on his show.
Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Every every since I pulled the chair turn around, which he commented on when I did it. Yeah, never have gotten invited.
But what ever since I told him that he is a jackass about the Jeremy prew thing, he has never reached back out to me.
So what was the Jeremy Prewh thing.
Well, I came out when Jeremy Pruh got hired and said, this is a huge mistake. Jeremy Prut's not qualified to be a head coach. It just went through all the reasonings of like why I know he's not going to be great, and then fine Ball comes and says, I don't care what Aaron Murray says. He is dead ass wrong, Like I don't give two flips. What Aaron Murray ever says essentially is what he said, yeah and oh yeah bulls never you know invited me back on the show.
I'm gonna say, I think you won that. I think the funniest part about Jeremy Pruet is that he looks like you remember the bad guys from Spy Kids that had thumbheads, Like Jeremy Prue. It looks like a thumb that's just in human form that's been anthropomorphiz I believe it's how you say it. And the funniest picture of Prude ever is when he has the checkerboard like hood on.
It's it's it's.
So good anyway, shout out cousin Shane. Though I love sec Mike, I love cousin Shane. Those are good people.
Uh Brooks wants to come on to help critique the throwing. What time?
I mean we could just right now if you want. I don't really care. I mean, the fourteen team playoff thing is pretty we look, here's my deal, the Fourteentham.
Playoffs on thirty one thirty one thirty okay.
One thirty deal. I hated it initially. Dylan Brooks's Dan paid kill tbop's take on'm the high ratings of college football. Okay, I need to check that out. Then send them my way, Dylan. But here's what the other fourteenth and playoff I thought I hated initially. The more I thought about it, I warmed up quite a bit to it. I think the main advantages are, uh, number one, it keeps college football as we know it together for a bit longer. Now. Also kind of proves the farce that is college football, and that you have the SEC and Big Ten with more automatic qualifiers than the other conferences, they get a larger share of the revenue than So it's it's a bit honest in that way, but at least it will still be all the teams that we've gotten to know in love over the past one hundred years and not fully a super league quite yet, though this still heads that direction and like future. So the first thing I like the most is that it holds the teams together aaron.
And does it though does it go I mean just such morea but does it does it truly hold FSU from still trying to fight and claw to get out of the a SEC? And then the ripple effect of that, I mean, you just said it. If I am Florida State or Clemson or any of the big boys. We've discussed this a million times, it just continues to get worse and worse for them. If you're looking at the model financially and what it means to the Big Ten and to the SEC when it comes to automatic qualifiers and everything like that, you're in the back seat. You're they're following their rules. They're the ones making the decisions. You need to go read the article there by ESPN. They said there was a give and take, and now it's the SEC in the Big Ten their turn to make certain decisions about the format of it. Because you think Florida State wants to sit back and Clemson and they feel good that they're just gonna let the SEC and Big Ten dictate what the next five years of college football gonna look like.
Well, I mean they also already done. It's already done. And also Florida Side does have a very friendly path to the playoff, way friendlier than any SEC or Big Ten teams.
I'm just saying for the longevity of their success and actually winning championships, not just making it to the playoffs, but winning championships, I still think they want to get out. So I I of course they want to get out there. Revenue, yes, yeah, But but I don't think that Florida State leaving. I mean, granted, I'm not a lawyer, so I can't fully math this all out, but I don't think that would shatter and all of a sudden you just have the SEC in Big Ten. I also don't know I they're going to be able to get out. I just think that's a domino. I think if it's Florida State's leaving, Clemson's going with them, then they care how longest to the all are fourteen teams? It's for six six years.
And the whole reason that this deal got so hastily done is because ESBN put a six year, one point three billion dollar contract on the table. It was agreed to, but they were threatening to pull it if they couldn't come together and figure out what it was going to be like. And so now we'll get two years of a twelve team playoff than six years of a fourteen team.
Player that's not that's not finalized. What is not the fourteen team that's not been finalized?
Oh, I thought it's been agreed to. It's just been agreed to principle.
I thinks. So yeah, I think we all feel I think that that we all know that's coming, But I don't think there's been anything like definitive as of Hey, fourteen team playoff is happening starting twenty twenty six.
I think ye that all the playoffs finalyzing, Yes, they are finalizing the fourteen team playoff. It's expected to be improved. Okay, So and then and then look, so Gulf South says fourteen teams is fine, all these automatic quivers are garbage. Though again I actually don't think the automatic qualifiers are garbage, you know me, especially after the Florida State debacle, I hate some of the subjectivity that we approach the sport with. I would rather result to be decided on the field on Saturday. And with these automatic qualifiers, you will now have very exciting conference games down the stretch that will determine who makes the playoffs not Also, teams won't be as hesitant to play big time teams out of conference, though to be fair, they necessarily won't be incentivized either. But like, you can lose all your out of conference games and if you go six and two in the SEC, you'll you'll probably make the playoffs. So like so it's it's a more objective way, I would say, of deciding a lot of these playoff spots. I think the one thing it does take away from me is I don't think there should be conference championship games anymore at this point, and it takes away from kind of winning your conference a little bit in that you're not getting that much of an advantage of somebody who sneaks in and second or third.
Well, I guess there was a major pushback from the other conferences, which I get and I kind of agree with, Like, Okay, just because it's the SEC in the Big ten, just because you win that conference, doesn't mean you should just get the one or two spot which gives you the automatic buy in the first the first round, Like those spots should be left up to truly the best teams in America, if that is Florida State or Clemson or Miami or hell maybe a team for the Big twelve some amount of prizes, which I don't anticipate that. I'm thinking more from the ACC. Then that team deserves a first round by butther than that, it's like the NFL. You win your division, you're in the playoffs, and then from there, le's see if you can make a run like the Giant said versus Patriots. So I'm all for that. Give them automack qualifier the next best what nine teams from there? Or get in the playoffs?
Well no, no, you get, Yeah, you get you get three automatic top three teams with big top three teams in the SEC for conference record wise, not ranking wise.
Oh you drop off, I thought it was one. It's three from each.
No, it's three. That's why I'm saying it's gonna make a regular Big ten. It's gonna make the s It's gonna make the actual regular season. I think pretty hype because you may have like an old Miss Missoo late season matchup where the winner is gonna get in. Uh, you may like in the Big twelve, right, you could have like a Kansas Kansas state where the winner gets in or some shit like that. Like, I think the Big twelve is a big winner. Yes, you get less revenue, huge winner, but you don't have any powerhouse teams and now every and you're getting two in the playoffs every year. So Brett Yormark continues to keep the Big twelve around somehow against all odds. I don't want to spend too much longer on this. I just think that, I know, I think everybody's instinct is to shit all over this, but I think we need to recognize that it does hold college football together for longer. And again, I like the objectivity of it, and I like I do like I think it makes the regular season better. Maybe I'm wrong there, but my views does make the regular season better.
I was with with That was one of the questions.
Obviously.
I asked Eli Drinkwitz over the weekend when we met with him, and he wants more teams. He wants more. He just feels like, hey, you look at the NFL, there's thirty two teams, and what sixteen teams make the playoffs? You look at college basketball, He's like it just he wants one. I don't think that's I don't think more as possible.
Thirty two teams in college football though, you know what I'm saying, like, oh, I get it seems you want to see in the playoffs. Is probably like, but.
If we didn't, but I think this is the future though Still, if we got to a point where it is a smaller grouping of teams, like we do, take the best sixty four teams in America and like, just say if we just hit scrap restart and just say, can we restart college football and make it the best possible We talked about a little bit last week, I think with Cole but like, if that is truly sixty four teams, the best sixty four teams are playing, then you could make the playoff feel a little bit bigger At that point but yeah, in this model right now, I don't think that would make sense.
Yeah, I think it's a good spot.
Yeah, No, I don't. I mean I'd be real worried about going. I mean, even fourteen feels like too many teams. And from a raw team standpoint, golf sound says, if you finished it, if you finished the season in the top thirteen and a fourteen team playoff, you should get in playoff flating simple. You shouldn't get passed by the twenty first ranked team because they got an automatic.
Bit.
Here's what I would say to that, golf though, is ultimately, why are you ranked thirteenth? You're ranked thirteenth because subjectively, we are taking our opinion and we are saying we think you're the thirteenth best team. I like a sin, I like a setup that honors actually just beating your opponent on Saturday. Right, And if you're a Big twelve team and you finished second in the conference, you may not be as good as a Miszoo or in Tennessee, although you fucking might. I think we get too cocky in our heads, but you might not be as good. But we talked about it. The Big Twelve as a conference it's pretty close to one another. So if you fucking like you're you're playing again teams that are at your same level. This isn't like the ACC or you have these big dogs that are kind of feasting on the little sisters of the poor. It feels like at times like if you fight your way through your peers to finish top two in the Big twelve, I think I am more than happy?
Will you be? And that's part of coast what's all subjective, like we we just there's so many difference makes it less so though exactly it does because like you said that as us as a you know, we live in the SEC territory. We played at SEC schools. Obviously we cover that, you know mostly on the show. We cover all the college football. But we think that we are our shit don't stink, and we aren't maybe as times as good as we we we think we are here in the SEC. Last year I thought was a parent of as you watched the season unfold. So I think it's it is that I do struggle with this combat though, because I do want the best teams in America playing for a championship, and there are gonna be years where you do watch the Big twelve, and there's a team that maybe hell isn't even inside the top twenty five that makes it. And there's gonna be a huge up war of like, this is why we didn't want that, This is why it should be, you know, just the best fourteen teams in America playing for a championship. I get that, but I will agree with you Ta in the sense of to keep color football more national and not focused so much in the SEC. This is good for the game as a whole.
Yeah.
Also, yeah, and now it truly becomes a tournament of champions. Every conference champion will be in the tournament. The teams that nearly won their conference championship will automatically be in the tournament. It's less regionalized, more nationalized. Now, Like, I fucking agree with that, dude, And again, miss me with this best team bullshit, we don't know who the best teams. Think about any upset that ever happens in college football, it's called an upset because you thought you knew and you fucking did it. So that's the football decide, all right, go South, that we should do away the arbitry rings. We back to the BCS no again it's a computer system. I'm talking about the fucking football deciding if you win your football game on Saturday, you go. What's wrong with that? I think it's pretty tight. Actually, I don't know. Time will tell. We'll see anything else on the fourteen team playoff era before we get into ranking these SEC coaches from best to worse.
Nope, I'm all for it, man, Let's do it. Let's just get it, sign it, seal it. One point three billion dollars. So ESPN believes in it as well.
So makes on three ranks the SEC coaches from best to worst. And uh look obviously, uh again, I do think that there's a at the top of the list. We all know who it is, right, But I think underneath it starts to get interesting almost immediately.
So number two, top two makes sense.
Number one Kirby Smart, of course, right, Bory, But what else there to be said? Multiple natties, nearly three, Pedd If it wasn't for Daddy Saban being in the way, he probably would have best recruiter in the country. Yeah, Kirby Smart easily the number one coach in the SEC.
Yeah, Kirby one. Brian Kelly two. I think that makes all the sense in the world, what Brian Kelly did previously, what he's done so far in the SEC through his first two years at LSU. You and I are talking offline before the show about maybe some of the struggles that they have right now, especially a defensive line, like maybe they take a step back. Maybe not because the schedule, but Brian Kelly is that that one tier below just needs a national championship to get the Tier one kind of coach. So yeah, Brian Kelly at number two is really where my my me agreeing with this list kind of ends.
Yeah, I mean I think Kelly's clear too as well, and for nothing else and maybe a lack of other like great candidates, yeah he is, or or just I need.
Brian Kelly's top five coaching college football, So I don't I disagree with the lack of filler candidates. I think he would be. I think he's I think he's nationally up there, so yeah, I think it would easily put him there to in SEC.
And then number three they have Kaylin de Boor and I I will say that I agree with this. You know how I feel about Kalen. I've been very high on Klan for a long time now winning twenty one right at Washington, and nobody's got a more ridiculous head coaching record than does Kaylen de Bor though a lot of these builds up in two falls, but twenty one straight beat Texas twice, made the Natty, twelve and two against top twenty five teams, Aaron Murray twelve and two against the top twenty five teams. I think I'm easily okay with saying Kaylen to Bore is a top three s.
Yeah, I'm gonna move Kaylan back one and move a guy into the third spot. I think you're gonna have at four. That's Lane Kiffin. You know what Lane has done at Ole Miss to the past two seasons, double digit wins, eleven wins last year. He's got the cheat code on the transfer portal. He is, And I think there are no segment we're gonna get into about the villains and heroes Collafortable. He is one of those guys that that is once again has figured it out and has done it in a place like Old Miss that traditionally has not been able to create success consistently. So I do like Kate, I do like Kaylan backing up one and Lane jumping into that number three spots.
Look Lane absolutely like on three has Sark for Kiff and five. That is so wrong it's mind boggling. Kevin should absolutely before he shouldn't be over to Bor.
Though.
It's not like Debor was at a powerhouse at Washington. It wasn't like he took Oh, it's not like he took over a great situation.
With stars alone many last year for him the line he.
Did it two years in a row. He did it two years in a row, eleven and two into thirteen and one playing for Natty, beating Texas two years in a row again, twelve to two against the top thirty five. That's what Lane's one problem is, he actually has an awful record against the better teams, against the top, against the good tea. I bro, we can't put Lane over start and I love Lane, and I'm about to give Lane his roses to put him over Sark. We can't put Lane over to Bor. You can't do it. I cannot do it. This must play. No, I'm saying, we're making our snaps list. He cannot happen. Okay, de Bor just played for Natty at Washington. Nothing Natties or the end all be all.
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Okay, the boardwar three four lane four and and I I mean, so they have Sark four. I look, here's the deal. And and I don't play. I'll put Sark at five, right because I'm not gonna jump hypel, drink stoops any of those guys over him. But like, let's just be let's like, let's just be honest about Steve sarkisian real quick. He just won ten games for the first time in his career. He has yet to win a bowl game at Texas, and all of a sudden, we're calling him the fourth best coach in the SEC lane. Kiffen won ten games at USC, something Stark failed to do. He won ten games twice an f AU. He's not won ten games twice in all miss including eleven for the first time in school history. Sarks career record seventy one, forty nine lanes ninety six and forty nine. I mean, it's it's it's it's not even close. Like you want to put Sark five, sure, But like let's not go too crazy on the Steve Sarkeesian love.
I think this is two things. I think one there is I think this demonstrates more and more which gives Georgia fans a lot of confidence, more and more of what that gap truly is between Kirby and everyone else. Yeah, Like, this should be scary that we're having these conversations at number five and six already knowing that you have the the.
No Texas Kirby at one ballot standpoint will be close to Georgia.
Yeah, but there's a gap between the coaches though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would agree. Now now, now again, I don't think anybody has more potential to rise on this this list than does Sark. Like, if he really figures it out and he makes this consistent what you saw in Texas last year and they're.
With say Tennessee, I think hypel is a chance to move up significantly. You know, I'm sitting that the Tennessee kool a though, so I think that's part part of the reason as well. But Tennessee has the b I guess historical success. Tennessee has the tools necessary to make a pretty good shot.
Okay, I guess all I'm saying is like like Sark, like I expect Texas should be better than Ole Miss Sarks should have a ton of success. So I guess all I'm saying is, don't take me criticizing him now as saying he won't be good in the future. Like I think Texas is going to be good. But I'm just also not willing to crown him because I think objectively in terms of their accomplishments right now, even with a playoff appearance out of Sark, I think lane Kiff's acomplishments are better. Even though maybe the top challenger to Georgia next year will be Sark in Texas or whatever that's worth.
What I would like to see Texas do. I would like to see Texas if Texas is a back to back playoff team next year, and say LSU does fall off a little bit, you know, I mean.
Yeah, I think two yeah, sorry, what the boor does? Yeah, I think he can make I agree he could make a massive move.
But I do feel pretty good about Hypel, who I like at six. So that's the next one. So Sarc at five, laying at four, Sark at five, Hype what six, and you've hit this point. I think it should speak to everyone what he did last year without the most important weapon at the quarterback spot in the SEC, in the SEC, I think that's that's pretty damn good. I think that should give you a lot of confidence in an off year and that offense to not have the gunslinger back there and still get the nine wins shows you that that team is a pretty damn good foundation.
The only thing that I get a little because it's it's drinking Hypel next right or the next two? There's no no I agree, I agree, but Hypel's only had one really too. I mean, I feel you this.
Last year, we saw it. Last year was last year.
I guess. But also it's Tennessee versus Maazoo, right like like one of the reasons I'm so high on what Lane's done at ole Miss is because nobody's ever done it there before like Tennessee. The surprising part is not that they're good again, it's that how the fuck did Tennessee spend fifteen years being bad? Like those were the big dogs when we were growing up.
I forget they were ago. They were six and seven. That's all I'm saying. They were six and seven year ago. They had one incredible season. I'm not gonna say one year makes up the difference between the gap of what the brand of Tennessee and what the brand of Missouri is.
That's okay, that's fair. Then, so we'll go hype al six, drink with seven. We agree with on three there and then I think gone three starts to get a little sideways again. Uh, they go Stoops, Elcho. I would put Elcho, Stoops and I would.
I would put Hugh over all of them.
You would put Hugh over Elco as well? Yeah, I mean Hughes.
I would put Hugh over Elko and Stoops. I'd put Hugh at eight.
Yeah, I would, I would agree, I would agree. Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, I put I actually forgot. I wrote this down in my notes. I would take him over Elcho and Soups easy and potentially hype and drink. I might have got a little fired up on the hype drink portion of that. But I mean getting the top ten recruiting class after the disappointment you just had, after all the coaching changes you had. Now, those are some red flags wire coaches leaving Shoe. I'm not entirely sure, but he was really solid at liberty. He was obviously great at Ole miss back of the day, and now he can pay players, and if nothing else, he seems seems being the key word here.
He seems.
To have Auburn finally aligned and we know what a crazy toxic place that is in so new to rest control and get those boosters and everybody else rowing in the same direction is an accomplishment in and of itself. So he's got to win. But like I would bet on him to win. So I'm absolutely cool with going Freeze at eight yep.
I like him a Listen, they don't got to face Nick Saban anymore, so that's that's a massive win for him moving in the direction as well.
Wait that's not there. Oh no, I'm thinking about Alabama. But no, I forgot Nick Saber retired. I was like, wait, they're not playing Alabama? What the fuck they got rid of the iron Ball? It seems like a poor choice, not a decision heard of the greatest damn rivalry.
Gospoble Hey twenty twenty four.
Okay, so I don't agree.
With Royal bandon this is one. I am very shocked. He says, I think Freeze made a big mistake sticking with thorn. Uh, I was shot understand that then maybe you will off the spring, which you did last year. But I thought you bringing someone just up see how you can do that.
So let's we'll take a break. We wrap up this list on the other side, because it's not much more to be said. But okay, so we like Freeze though at eight eight, then I would go Elcho over Stoops, if only because winning at Duke, I would say, even harder than winning at Kentucky.
And is it in that conference? Is it?
I think so? I mean they've been in that conference and Duke has still been shit. I would even in that conference. So I would say the main thing for me with Stoops is that after that really solid ten win one to go seven and six two years in a row. As we feeling way way way down, bro, Kentucky's about to have a different OC for the fifth year in a row. We talked about James Franklin being toxic in that regard Mark Stukes.
Yeah, but James Frankly is getting rid of him. Stoops is not firing. Then they're just you know, he's just they're moving on to the NFL back and forth. Some man ticks.
Yeah, okay, so what do you okay real quick, and then we got Brooks.
What do you want to do? Minel ten?
Okay, sure, I don't care that much, but in my personal list, I'm putting out cooked. All right, let's welcome it. Broke Sauten, the film guy, the Chuoch, the owner of the church himself.
Mean, I don't know, but I like it. I think it's like arm talent.
Hey, if if you don't have one, you wouldn't know. I mean it just checks out like something.
That I don't want to have.
But yeah, I went to the doctor actually tested positive for chooch. I was it's okay though, it's just around antibiotics, and you're good to go. All right, So here we go though Aaron Murray at the Miszoo spring game. My guy came out confident fire and shots on Twitter. Some how the arm feels good. Let's see the tape. Uh, and don't don't don't mute us everything. I U mute myself. Gg I got it, but I gotta be honest. Okay, here's the first start. I like to drop back damage so good, yeah, ball, you know, kind of loading, bro I mean.
We'll turn to a twenty five yard dagger route, fifteen yard out route.
And today I will I will say this.
I will say this, A five step no hitch for anybody who has not done it is really, really difficult. So you you did the right thing in calling me out for that one. Because if there's anything I've been doing over the last three months that you've been delaying this little competition, it's been, you know, taking shadow drops. I've been sitting here in this beautiful studio. I got doing my five steps no hitch, baby, we got it because.
When you're ready letting it eat. When it comes to letting it eat, baby, I ain't worried about it.
But you're doing all this you know, fancy finesse stuff, litt you know, play action. I mean, come on, put it in the belly of the back, get your head around.
I get hit.
Listen. I tried to throw one as far as I could. I'll tell you that, like, the distance is not what it used to be at all. I was a little bit shocked. I was like, damn, that's like that's all I got left in the tank for distance. That that's that's like an idiot. Stuff is good, like the twenty five and in where a game of football is actually played is pretty damn bro.
All I'm saying is then balls looked a little floaty. You had a little Miller.
Moss in, Josh Allen. I just wanted a little more zip.
I've been watching Will Levis when he like, I'm not.
Cousin on a on a on a tennis court. You know what I mean.
I would have liked you to see I would have liked watch because he get paid twohndred million dollars. I ain't in comparison either.
I would have liked to see you lead the out round a little more. I feel like you kind of threw him back inside. I'm just saying, if you're gonna if you're gonna talk about accuracy, you're gonna talk about accuracy. Why is my guy reaching back on the inside right here? Watch look right here? Well, I give the guy break. He's throwing the miss.
He had to turn back. He was right here.
You gotta you gotta lead him more.
You gotta leave Murray. What what break taught me through? This man?
What did you walk up to the to the equipment managers on the sideline from the zoom like, Hey, I'm Aaron Murray. Yeah, all of those balls. I got this fat guy talking shit on to.
I did say that huge time time. I always throw before the game. So I threw one of the ball boys last year. So he actually what's his name? Give him a shot out right now because he uh sliding the DMS asking for the videos himself, Ethan Gray. Ethan Gray entertaining me with catching some footballs. But anyways, like, hey man, you want to toss. So I'm on the field, we start tossing. I feel pretty good. So I was like, let me see if I can throw some of these rocks still, so I get them lined up. He said, I'm like, I felt really good. So I found another guy, was like, hey man, there's this kid talking shit to me on YouTube. I need a Philly video of this so I can kind of give him some ship back. So I had another ball boy video it for me and while there we go feeling good, let's.
Go Ethan Gray, appreciate you for doing this. You also had a critical drop out of the middle of the field on Ontie.
Yeah, yeah, that was that was That was not a great look on Twitter called me out and said he like it was a drop, Like it was my fault, Like it was a bad bro.
It's not.
No, you don't.
You don't get ships that he dropped it.
Look, no, my scattery report reads not a ketchup in the very catchable ball. He doesn't go very catchable ball. Dude, it's in wobbling a little knuckleballs not balls.
The dagger was tight.
The chat chat you look like you're a Ari from Entourage. Uh stut, double right there. Let me let me see it one more time so I can see if I agree with the Ari take here. Nope, I don't see it. Actually, I'm sorry. I can't agree that Landon lewis. Now we see why he announces during games. I agree, you know it's cold. Hang it up, Hang it up all right?
Can we make a decision right now? And I do want to get a couple of questions with Brookshway got in there. Are we doing the full on combine like we're gonna throw routes and drops? Are we just like?
Yeah, I want to do like an agreed upon fifteen to twenty day like pro day script.
You have to do routes. Nobody cares about who can throw thereat Maybe I.
Say fifteen to twenty day, you know, throw pro day script you know, well that will throw some slants, throw the tree basically, okay, and then I think we should agree upon some type of accuracy challenge. Maybe get some dummies and put some balls on top of them, you know, two points for the dummy, three points for the ball type thing, and then maybe a longest you know throw. But you said you ain't got anything left in the air, so we can mix that. We can just go the two accuracy and just general ball.
Play you one line, just to give you one win. We'll do the long distance, okay.
Just the problem is Brooks is probably gonna be like training. His receivers are going to be like his interns that he's gonna be training with or something.
So he's gonna have that timing down. I'm gonna bring my boys. He can't.
There has been no there has been no secrets here. I have offered him abilities to come throw every Wednesday and every Friday at the exact.
Place that I do. I have offered.
Holly.
Hollywood's a no show because Hollywood.
He's the only one that worked.
Well, Bro, you can't be you can't be practicing the chooch and managing a crypto profile at the same time. You know, there's only so much time in the if you're gonna, if you're gonna meanpoint, you can't be out there throwing dagger routes.
To the moon, to the moon to them.
All right, Brooks, as we got you here. We were just talking about top ten coaches in the SEC on three's top five Kirby, b k Kaylin, Sark and Lane. How would you rank him? How would you rank him? Oh, he's got the he's already got his notes ready.
I was. I was taking notes because I got CT brains.
So they had Kirby and then they had uh and then the war yeah, and then Kiffen and who was five?
No, they had Sark at four, which I don't agree with. Then they had given it five. Okay, I mean, yeah, it's Kirby and then rattled the four off. However, you feel I think Brian Kelley, because of the family, because of the one little goofy thing, just gets like criminally underrated. Like this is a guy that at Notre Dame, which it's Notre Dame, but they schedule really tough opponents.
Okay, yeah, Notre Dame. If you look through it, it's like damn. But he was winning eleven games a year's.
Hard to win at two in the mind now people don't really like even though Marcus Dreeman's doing well too.
So maybe by the way he's like, okay, he said, okay, by Notre Dame standards, he does ninety three a couple more years and we're gonna be looking at him kind of funny though, Yeah, that's true, Dame. Okay, So there's that. I think Brian Cole is a really good football coach. When we did the rankings we did, we had him, uh too. I am a Sark believer because Sark has shown me for years that he can coach offense. What I didn't know is like, can you properly manage a roster? And if you look at them, they're built like a national title winner. They're built all out with good quarterback and good weapons, but they are built line of scrimmage out like an SEC program.
Is Like what about the fact that that Klan, that kal Kalin's being in back to back times two years in a row. Yeah, I can't forget that account.
I can't. Yeah, like I think Sark has It's like I said, I think Sark is set up for a ton of success in the future. But if I'm ranking them based on what they've done to this point, I would put Kalen and Kevin above Sark. I mean, Sark just won ten games for the first time. Kalen de bor has like never failed to win ten games. Lank Kill did multiple different stops.
And Debor like multiple multiple times over has continuously beaten teams that were better than him. Yes, yeah, I mean, and and that's just kind of good coaching. So I am curious what the offense looks like now that Grub's gone. I thought I thought their offense at Washington the last two years was the most that will work no matter where you go, type of system that there is, Like I think a lot of people thought them as those like air Raid like goofy, like not able to translate even to like a pro style system, or like it would would it work in the NFL. But I thought what they ran was like, put it anywhere, they're gonna have success. And I wonder if one hundred percent of that is going to translate. But even if it's like ninety percent of what they did at Washington with Alabama's players, They're gonna be way better. That's a that's a program at Washington with the Boord They're never failed and never recruited inside the top thirty five. I think in recruiting during the you know, thirty six months he was on campus. So they didn't have great players. They had great receivers, a great quarterback, and some offensive line talent that they turned into, you know, one of the most prolific offenses we've seen in college football.
Where would you put Kiffin?
Thin?
Because I have Kiffen at three. But I'm a huge believer in Kiffin. I've really impressed what he does. I've always been a fan of his offense, and I'm an offensive guy. So that's like why i lean towards Kiffin and what I've known about him. So I have met three Ta bom As at four. I agreed to put him at four in our list. Would you put him ahead of Sark or you still would you would you keep at five?
The home road splits on on lane.
Kiffin really really scare me if if you look at what they do offensively. I think over the last twenty games, you know, up until they played Georgia, I think it was the last twenty games of their their you know, run, they were scoring like thirty eight points per game at home and like eighteen points per game on the road. It is a drastic difference on what that system does home and road because it's a lot of motion, it's a lot of trickery, it's a lot of finesse, it's a lot of you know, gimmicks and games if you will. That looks fun and it can be really really trickery. But when it's loud and SEC and you're running up on that's why they kind of have a lot of pre snap issues. They can't really do all the trickeration stuff. You know, most of the predominant coaches in the SEC will tell you the key to winning the games on the road is just to line up and play football. Well that's the opposite of what Old miss does. So that really scares me about.
You know, old.
Missus continued success year in and year out. But man, if you can convince that old Miss Booster club to go out and buy you the top five roster like he did this year, then we have to reevaluate who you are as a football coach. And I think that's kind of where Kiffin stands. For me, it's the offensive make consistencies and obviously playing with the defense that's given up about twenty two points per game. No matter what wherever you go, just go ahead and know we're gonna have to score at least twenty five to win today.
The Yeah, I mean, I just think, like the commentary on Kivin is almost the fact that we sit here and say that we expect Ole Miss to make the playoff, Like if we really take a step back, that's fucking insane, Like nobody knows, Like nobody would have ever thought that, not even three years ago, but pretty much in like Old Miss's entire history as a football program outside of Johnny Va, like post integration, nobody has ever said we expect Ole Miss to be a nationally relevant team going into the year. So oh no, I mean whatever, we're kind of splitting hairs to Brooks point because it is kind of Kirby and everyone else.
Yeah, it's kirbyan in preferences, Like whatever, Brooks.
That's what I said to T bar Briles. Man, this is to the rest of the SEC he should be scary because that truly is a conversation. It is Kirby and we're just trying to figure out everyone else and where they lie because there's a massive drop from Kirby to the rest of the group.
I agree.
All right, boys, well Brooks, thank you so much for hopping.
On what we do. The church coming up soon.
Hey, you pick a day, I will show up.
Look at that, Look at that. I feel a lot more cocky after this past weekend. I was not feeling cocky about a week ago, but now I do feel good.
He was feeling himself after those two little floaters you threw.
Stay away from the free weights because I lifted for like two days and the shoulder socket was like.
Some squats this morning. So those glutes and legs are gonna be ready to drive that football in there a little bit more. Getting too swollen, boys, getting too.
Swam All right, Brooks, thank you so much. Man. Uh tell everybody where they can check out everything that you all do. I know you're in like a million different places.
Yeah, it's it's actually only wonder the off season is. It's pretty much on YouTube, the Film Guy Network. You can check me out there, and if you want any of my social media handles, it's at Brooks Austin BA.
I appreciate you, boys, will hiwh at you soon.
Hell yeah, Church of chew ch I like that, said I Robert Brown in the chat Brooks is good. People go subscribe to his you general well. By the way, boys fourteen point nine k so fucking close to fifteen when Aaron Murray has to chug a beer. Oh wow, wow do it, bitch, unbelievable.
Don't give me shit for actually doing something that I'm why.
You know, you don't think I'm gonna get You don't think I'm gonna get the immediately.
I don't think care.
Okay, just wait, I I ain't bru No, I'm not you know, I'm not engaging with this negativity. You're just upset because I didn't think your throws were as impressive as you did.
I am kind of pissed because I thought that those were pretty damn good. I'm not gonna lie. All right, dude, enough for Eli was like, you ready get there and play. I'm like, let's go.
Guy. So my brother gets married. It's in like six or seven weeks. Okay, I'm officiating it, and then the next week I will get the fuck boy fade.
It's coming. Don't worry.
Okay, what I am not doing. I'm not doing a chin strap beard. Okay, so don't even fuck with me about that. I'm not gonna have to fade the beard though, little No, he'll fade the beard. He'll fade the beard into the cut. And my guy knows what he's doing. Okay, relax, all right, Okay, so real quick, we get back to our list and then we'll wrap it up.
Uh.
We had h Freeze right after drink Quitz. Yeah, so we had Stoop seven, drink Quits.
Eight right right now?
No, am I wrong you doing?
ELI was seven Q eight, Stoop's nine, Elko ten.
Oh okay, okay, yes, oh sorry, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, okay, good good, good job on you. Okay, So Elko ten and then uh venables eleven. I kind of agree with on three. I got no problem there. A bit of an enigma of vinibles could rocket up this list. He's recruited, Dan Well very disappointed in those defenses that he's fielded. Is two years at Oklahoma. Beamer twelve or twelve, Pittman thirteen. Uh yeah, I would, I would, I would go I would go Pittman thirteen. I agree, I agree, I'd put Pittman above Napier. I would almost put Jeff Levy above clark Lee and Napier just because I think you're never gonna be able to do shit at Vanderbilt, and so like clark Lee doesn't matter. And I think Napier deserves to be last because he is at a traditional power and it's not like he took over a disaster.
You can say it was okay, you could say.
It was whatever, but Dan Mullen had that program winning, and so yeah, I think I think Napier should be last, and I think clark Lee should be fifteen, and then I would put Levy at fourteen.
Okay, deal, I want to argue with that one.
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Got sick, but it feels like it. I never had allergies, and now, like a little bitch, I have allergies.
You hungover because right you were hungover.
You were hungover, guys, I've been hungover plenty. Okay, that's irrelevant, That's that's not.
The point, bro, the point. Just can't do it anymore.
I suddenly have allergies that I never had before, and I think it's karma because they used to make fun of my wife so much being such a little allergy bitch back in the day.
And I used those Did you use those exact words with her?
Yeah?
I stopping the little allergy bitch? Yeah?
Could she be? Like my eyes, my throat hurts. And now I've been coffee for like three days straight, just because it's spring.
Land into the old hangover said different.
Yeah, yeah, that's why you gotta have you know, not that you ever want to abuse you never want to abuse any drugs. But like most things in life, anything handled responsibly can be a boon. It could be okay, you know it, Hits at this age hungover his xanax. No, no, what the fuck? Hungover mushroom sounds awful. You had to talk about sending yourself down an anxiety wormhole. Hey, I'm super dehydrated, I'm pissing brown, my head's pounded, I feel like shit. What if we just went on a.
Full on trip right now? Man?
Yeah, like even now my okay? Actually, oh, this is a good called by John Domon Doman Tim. I'm get some local honey eatl every day helps out. I could see that also, honey would feel really good in my throat right now. But like this scratchiness even right now, No, that is some drinking. Never mind, We're really hard to say Patty's Day, and I yelled a lot.
Ooh.
I also saw a live magician. I went to a party at my friend's house and he hired a magician, Hecka the Magi, and it was donereal dude, I saw him. I saw him, like, how do you know someone's phone code? So I'm guessing a random woman's phone code from Arkansas. He had a glass that was covering a shot glass, both upside down on a table and in front of us from two feet away. Everybody gathered around, so I'm staying like six feet away and snap his fingers and there's a clink and all of a sudden, the fucking quarter that he was just holding is in the shotglass. I mean, I love live magic, and I love when something like street Magic.
Just blows my mind. It was awesome. Landon Lewis, forty year old retired vet, did the drugs. My hangover is wonderful horrible or yeah, wonderfully horrible.
Yeah, you know you know, okay, you want to know something else hilarious. So you know how I'm always saying if yeah, yeah, PG said he's allergic to drinking seventeen beers.
That's the allergy. Okay, relax.
You know what else is hilarious? So you know how I'm always talking about how if you want to hoot with the owls at night, you gotta swored the eagles during the day. And that's like my old man the cannon always around. No, no, no, he truly said, no, no, if you if you want to hoot with the owls at night, you gotta soar with the eagles during the day. So if you want a party, that's fine, but you're asked better be ready for work tomorrow and you better get your shit done right.
Apparently, that's not how the fucking saying's done.
How how do you say it?
You're you're essentially saying that if you want to party hard, you need to you need a grind during the day. It needs to be the opposite way, like if you're going the saying is if if you're going to hoot with the owls at night, you better be ready to sowar the eagles. Or yeah, that's what I said, that's exactly what you said. No you didn't.
When I say you said, if you want to hoo with the owls at night, you gotta swar with the eagles during the night.
You said the other way around.
Say whatever I I I don't think I did, but if I did, that's on me because that is what I'm trying to say. So apparently, though, my sister looked up the actual quote the other day and it's if you with the owls at night, you can't sort with the eagles during the day. So my old man, the canon being the legend that he is literally changed it just to justify his party, saying no, no, no, look like the bottom bla. You can, but you just better get your shit done. You better, you better do it, okay, And that's something I live by.
I agree.
I think I get confused because I lived by what your sister found first.
Yeah, because you're opposed to truth thing. Yeah, you won't even chug a beer, I am. I doubt I doubt even a domestic light beer. I doubt that you could put a domestic light beer to your lips and take it all down your throat without putting the cup down.
Probably not even like, oh my, I'm gonna try my hardest. Boys, I'm gonna try my hardest. That's so sad I would I didn't go listen, I didn't go downtown to get drunk. I went downtown for other things. You went downtown to practice your drinking.
Yeah like that, I'm just being on That is like the classic QB one Yeah, classic Lineman versus QB one dynamic there because yeah, like, of course, not a lot of girls are gonna want to sleep with me, so how do I like make up for that? Social anxiety. You just get really drunk and you become the funny fat guy. You just go full far Ley, the dancing clown, whereas sexy QB One's just like and the next thing you know, he's got like a girl back in his rim. Yeah, exactly exactly, Bitch Landon lewis Aaron ready to go throw again? Prove t by wrong? Lidy's No, t BO will say it sucks regardless. I will not say it sucks regardless. That is not true. That is not true. And I am cheering for Aaron against Brooks. I just think the Miszoo throws lacked the tiniest bit of zip and that explains it, And that explains it. I didn't know that into the way exactly, Eric, give me your biggest college football hero on the way out. We're gonna get on.
Not from the list though, correct.
Uh dude, no, do whatever you want. And we can maybe even expand this in a later show we like it, but we'll kind of run out of time here. But I think there's a very clear answer for the actual consensus hero would be Oh.
I think the villain, if I had to pick a person, would be Dabbled. But that that is in the group.
That's also relevant, though Dabbs can't be about I don't think about.
I'm not gonna pick a person. I'm picking the uh Sanki and Patiti. The demise of color football. Yeah, well, but the emergence of the Super Conference, I think in most people's eyes, is villainizing and destroying the game.
Again, I'm gonna have to see this paint take that takes down my take on ratings.
Takes take takes because again, like.
You say, destroying the sport, but aren't all the numbers going up, like I don't understand.
And also.
Just put together a fourteen team playoff that literally keeps the sport together for six years.
It's an awful answer. I'm just I'm for it. I like it. I'm just saying most people are against it. I think.
Okay, the easy hero is Dan Lanning, Right, Oregon's relatively unoffensive. Now, like, there's unless you're like a hardcore like we got a guy Clinton Moses in here, Oregon say shadowt Clint, you know I love you, dog, But like, unless you're a hardcore organ State fan, there's a very good chance you don't hate Oregon that much. And he's young and he's cool, and he's like seemingly one of the more normal coaches in all of college football. And uh he he looks like you know, and now he's going to the Big Ten, where it's like, yeah, fuck Pins State, fun Michigan, Fuckaha State, Let's go Oregon. Like if you're from the South, there are other places in the country. I feel like it's real easy to just get behind Landing in Oregon. So I think I think he's I like Mike Norvell lot too. I just think Florida State comes with a lot more history. So I would go Dan Landing as my as my number one college football hero.
I think Dan, I think I think you can make case for Lane. I think you could make a case.
For Yeah, I was.
I mean, Lane's in my top like I.
Think drinks one too. I think midwestern guy cut his teeth at a smaller school. And if they if both those teams are playoff teams this year, I mean, you truly are looking at the almost you know, David Versaliath type mentality. If they make it deep in the playoffs.
By the way, Uh, thank you Paul or Pat Paul small collegeret thank you PG.
Pat.
I definitely did not miss speak. I said, who with the Elson night?
And I think you miss spoke because I was thinking the way your sister said the only way I've ever heard it, Okay, was almost excusing me. That's fair.
Marodi lay Music says hero Kyle Whittingham.
That's a great answer. That's a great answer as well.
Nobody dislikes what like gritty ass Kyle Whittingham.
I thought about Whittingham and I was gonna use him, but I was like, do enough people really care about utahm Whittingham to make him a hero?
No. Landing's definitely kind above in the in the you know, relevance plus stage hates on the stage, yes, like yeah, like Lance Leipold's kind of that in same but like fuck yeah, who's mad at Lance lightpeholding Kansas being good?
No one?
But it's still not on the level of I mean, I think it's free. I find myself cheering for Kansas every Saturday. Also, I think they've you know, they won me a few bets, which I don't whatever, I don't make money gambling, but it's still fun for teams that win when you bet on them. De Boor is the wild card here, like does he because he was easy. He would have been the number one hero over landing even But did he cross to the dark side, Like did he essentially take the Emperor's offer when he said, join me and you can become more powerful and you can possibly imagine. And I know that's not Exac Stummer's quote, right, guys, but you know you get what I'm saying, right, Like Debor got the the the stereotypical join me and we will rule forever, and he took the hand. I think that makes him a villain simply because he went to Bama. No no, no, no, no, yeah no, yeah, no easily. I don't think I think you're an idiot.
No, I don't. If they win, if they win, maybe maybe. But I think if he gets humbled a little bit this year and album's a nine to win ten win team, then he's.
Just the villain that shipped the bed. I mean, it's not gonna make you limbo. I think limbo. You think Bama's going to become likable if they lose. I will like them losing, But I.
Became more Satan became more likable these past feet years. Would you not agree with that?
Yeah, But that's that's that's different Saban. Saban reached a level where his success and his wisdom that he was offering up was so overwhelming that even though I hated Alabama, like their respect just continued to to grow and grow and grow.
So the article had had uh Kirby as a hero, the number one hero Kirby. I don't agree with that at all. I don't. I don't. You can't.
You can't be ahead of the empire that is Georgia nowadays and be a hero.
I agree.
Unfortunately, Yeah, freaking Fantasy Football says saved what was so respected you couldn't hate him. That's kind where Saban got to, like like he bludgeoned you with success to the point where you're like, you know what, fuck Alabama and fuck all the pain you've caused me. Like you're damn good and you're really smart, and like those quotes about nothing and everything that you offered at the press conference, like I can take that with me into my daily life and actually like find applicable situations.
It's gonna help.
Villain number one villain, number one villain. I don't, I mean, like smart's a villain, But I will say I don't really view like Kirby smart as like the number one villain outside of He's just the most I don't think Dion is either.
They had Dion as a villain. I don't considered Dion as a villain.
Well, I just like Dion's like an anti hero. He's like the villain that I would want to be, like one of his henchmen for breaking legs. If you had to choose one Batman villain to be a henchman.
For, who would it be? Wait?
What like you had to choose a Batman villain that you're gonna be one of their henchmen?
Would be villain?
Yeah, like like like you're gonna work for them. I was just about to say, it can't be Joker because like hell, because he'll just fucking kill you for no reason, Like you'd be like, hey, what's up, boss, he's a bang.
That was fucking funny.
I don't know.
I didn't know.
I would not be I mean maybe like maybe like the Riddler, it would. It would maybe get a little obnoxious, having a constant figure constantly figured out what he's saying.
No, no, actually, fuck that penguin, dude, I mean penguin.
I'd be telling like the Iceberg lounge, maybe like a little muscle for Penguin doing some gun run and maybe selling some drugs.
Penguin seems like he'd be the most chill to hang out with, Like Bain would just want to spar with you all day, just beat the shit out of me.
Bain's a little too intense, right, Like Penguin likes to eat and drink a little bit, Bain probably wants to stay in the gym. Yeah, poison ivy, Hey, I mean I could be down with that. Maybe, Like maybe I get to dressing like a sexy little leaf thing, like a little Adam and Eve like my bill. My Entemen costume is just like a mask and then a leaf cover.
My nutsack.
Something about Ryan days Off, He's got weasel eyes, NATed with the super chat appreciate it. I think it's just the fact that he just doesn't embrace the the gray and the beard or the hair.
I and it's like just take it man and and Chris and Chris and the uh and Chris Trander producer says, Ryan Dayzeville and handed everything and has one nothing. He definitely is third base and all that, but he's just so forgettable. Then I struggled to work up too much anger for him, like Ryan Day might as well be a lego mini figure. It just looks like I could pop his little hair off, pop another hair on, maybe changes top or bottoms out of want to dressing like a little cowboy. I just I just don't have any real emotion for Ryan Day. Raza Goule, says Jore. But I'm not a ninja. I don't want to just be doing like martial arts all day, at least if it was you know again, I think Penguin's my answer. I'm sticking with Penguin. Sorry, guys, get ship my mind, Maroni. Ryan Day's the man. Y'all get ready to talk to shit now ye words later.
Okay, Hey, look.
We said it was sexy.
I just said like that was like I was at my mouth and at my swim lessons yesterday. So I'm in the pool with my daughter. I look over, like two lanes later, there's like the four year olds. This kid's about to jump in and do a cannon ball. He's got a booger hanging from his nose to his belief, like this motherfucker's jump b hanging about two foot long booger just hanging out of his nose. I'm like, oh, God, bless little kid.
Little kid's snot awareness is just so funny how they don't realize what's going on. I'll never forget. I was like walking a pick of my daughter from school and I see her playing with toys. She's playing with this boy, and let's think that has so much fun. So I kind of I'm leaning against the wall.
They don't nay there. I'm like, oh, this is just adorable.
And then the kid turns around and it was everything I had in me not to have like an audible like ah, because it was just hate, just fucking cake, snot and boogers, like it was a go tee. And I'm like, get away from my daughter, you sick motherfucker. You are about to bring whatever you have into my home. Leave you doubt the powers of calendar, man. Look I've read long Halloween go dog, I'd.
Never got the power of calendar.
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