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Walk past you, they yell out, hey, bitch tits.
The world you see is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off at the knees then gift you.
A pair of easies.
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To join you.
My adorable name found oh so lovely Kate Lainbrook Energy high.
Oh yeah, so I'm coming in.
This is a warning for the listeners. We're all we're all buzzed. It's the latest we've ever done an episode. Yeah it is, and we're recording very late in the night.
I forgot to bring in the kloa and I'm having a coffee.
And I just gave you a packet of.
Melt from America America.
Gummy gummies and Kate quote unquote if I talk at melotone now, would I be asleep before the end of the pod.
Both of you had to say no, no, because you know that there's a podcast I'd love to do.
You just take drugs at the start of it.
But everyone takes a different drug, right, so you get four. I've talked to Murney about this. He's, of course bang up whether we're recording a podcast or not. Right, we all take a different drug.
And what's the point of the pod?
See what the effect is our navy and how four montas on four different substances?
You know why this is a bad idea?
Why is this a bad idea? No?
I mean there's no there's no there's no bad ideas in a group think workshop. So I'm sorry for negging. However, you know when you're the only one that's not on something, or you're the designated RATA.
French highly esteemed producer, who would be like, who's the buzz killing?
What's the difference between designated.
And a buzz Turn on her? We turn on her?
You don't want to, but you don't want to subscribe to that podcast?
And also if I have to, but don't you think it would be interesting just to hear what happens with people that you know reasonably well cooked cooked, I've cooked in four different ways. I don't know why I'm fixated on four. You know, pot acid, you wouldn't have crack terrible, that would meth imagine. I think I've got to text me them.
Today.
Can you imagine texting the comics to do it? Hey, Hey, can you come to our pot on Thursday? We need you to do some crap.
You don't have to prep No, I need you to do some crap. The other one and cocaine. Did we say that already? No? I don't want heroin either. No, that'd be so inject something that would be too much. We don't have enough drugs.
This is a really good session. Guys, wouldn't be amazed this to the bosses of this building.
Maybe one would be prescription drug.
Yeah, okay, how boring for the person that gets like panadol.
No one's getting panole. You know, you know I've still got the live.
Those are both evergori of squit, You know what I que so funnily and so funny because the last time literally I used it was.
Three years ago when I had to go to the airport, remember, and my girlfriend Carla insisted on giving me a lift. She said she knew all these shortcuts. We got bogged in traffic, and then she ran out of petrol, literally ran out of petrol.
That would be friendship ending.
Correct, And I just looked at her and I said, you're a sid re turn that nobody uses.
And someone off when you will lift the she insisted, and they run out of petrol. And also there's one road to the report.
But you know what I mean, Showers, there's one road. But you know, we discovered and it actually ended up being brilliant, and I got to the air putting time for a cocktail at the end because because when you break down on the freeway, they seemed like legions of men to help, because they've got to get you off the freeway.
Single, lady, easy listen.
And they gave us free petrol. She was thrilled by that petrol. She said to me, I can actually get to my mum's place from here, and I'm like, don't risk it.
So if you're listening and you're single, and they're a bit annoyed about the petrol prices, get yourself to the tower. Yeah, in every city it would be like that, break your car down, they've just got to get you off the road. Become the men. Here come the petrons.
Around the car. Because the traffic was whizzing at one stage she said, let's call a TEXTI I can't get out of the car.
Too dangerous, too dangerous, so embarrassing if you do pull your car over now and they send that little car ambulance that has the lights of the back to tell her everyone that you've done something wrong. You know those ones.
Peaceful, so you know what. I also am not on board with the spare tire that they give you now, which.
Is some tome.
So when you buy a new car, it doesn't give you a proper spear.
It's just to get you to the place.
It just gives you some pitiful it looks like a it looks like a lego tire that they give you.
Like.
The whole thing is so humiliating.
Can I kick off on speed limits? Why not?
This is the road episode.
We'll go to our topic in a sect on the road.
Again, criticize and things on the road again.
I have come to the conclusion that the worst, the single worst speed limit in the world is eighty because this city is special.
Forty word. Everyone knows that, but it's not because.
It's not.
But I'm kiss playing. I can see a school forty I get. But when you're on those bloody freeways.
Oh yeah, eighty eighty, No, eighty, there's.
Concrete barriers on either side of the road, and I'm going eighty.
And they've built a road specifically for this, and they've called it a free one.
Thank you.
You've come around. No, I haven't. Forty is still worse. Forty is unconscionable. Whatever. I lost my license for? How long we go six weeks? Two months in a forty zone? Well, the pently I was going thick. And you know what they also do when they pull you over.
I got pulled you over.
No, of course, there's no dignity for them, Like I don't respect them for doing that, and they don't respect themselves, so they have to double down on it. So they do that thing where they want to make you say what you think? How fast you think you were going? And I don't know, you know, because you've pulled me over for it?
Gun?
I had two, I mean yeah, a speed gun. That's what I meant. One way. He was pleased to see me. It was just even he's bringing me down remembering it now.
You lost your license for six years and no, six weeks, six weeks.
It was actually quite good. I rode my bike a lot. Yeah, I got fish.
Oh look at that.
I got fit, and then I got my license back. I got fit. I mean, it's all, it's just the difference of just a difference of a bow.
Quick Martha update.
Oh my goodness, So last week or the.
Week before, who knows Martha Stewart. I'm now obsessed with her by the way I have become. How many Martha stand just from one?
How many episodes one in hers? Just one?
Just one Netflix thing?
I should have done the series?
Yeah, because god, I love a mean girl, and she's clearly a mean girl.
She is so mean, a sour crouch. But yeah, that is honestly she is.
In her documentary, one of my favorite moments when she talked about her court case and a particular New York Post journalist who was covering. Oh yes, and she said this, yes.
Guilty, guilty, guilty on his counsel whatever. New York Post lady was there just looking so slug children horrible things during the entire trial. She's dead now, thank goodness.
Nobody has to put up.
With that crack.
Plot twist. She's not dead.
Oh, she's not dead. She's wrong. She said she's dead now, thank goodness.
And the woman's not dead. And that woman reached out to Martha Stewart.
She wrote an art, she wrote a did she did? We find out what she originally said.
He's what she said.
Now, Okay, Stewart floated about the death of the Posts, but I'm alive.
Martha reading it out? Probably what if he's going to make people watch her documentary? So Martha's I'm.
Alive, bitch. Can we get that on a T shirt?
I'm alive, bitch. I love it, But imagine that watching a documentary and someone talks about you like she's dead.
Oh my, who was she?
Who cares? Te Martha?
Who?
Andrea Payser? And I've lost interest? No, it's making about her. But still, yeah, we love has been giving. Okay, I'm going to give Martha another chance, Sash. I'm going to send her a copy of my book.
Hang on, if Martha didn't read your book when she was in prison, what makes you think she's gonna She.
Didn't read a book. I hadn't written a book. Then I sent her recard. I wanted to check that she was right. She had all the time in the world. She has written books on it. Get how to behave couldn't be by the leddy. Yeah, but how that?
How dare she?
And I was very busy. I had two children too, two children.
And a job, and you still send her a car?
I sent her a car. I put a lot of thought into it. Sash put a lot of time tracking down the address of the jail.
Yes, wow, ok, baby Sas got the wrong jail. She had the comment maybe didn't get through to her. They thought you were sending Anthrucks or something.
JK. Rowling. Oh yeah, I'm sending her a copy of my book.
Why are you sending her?
She's given me so much reading pleasure, I'll give her something.
I remember I read the Harry Potter books really late. Yeah, it's a grown up, really old. I think my thirties, And I remember bragging to someone without thinking that I kind of picked a twist at the end, and someone said, you're thirty five years old. It was written for teenagers. Ah, that was just before you were allowed to read it.
I went to balley with some girlfriends and we were you reading Harry Potter? So it was before I had children. I reckon it was nineteen ninety nine. Maybe do not mean?
My friend fel a laugh out a lot. Do you remember years and years and years ago, there was a book called I think it was for like a Million Tiny Pieces or something. Oh, yes, Yeah, a guy that went on Oprah.
And he faked his The whole thing was fu Yeah, that's right.
Everyone in the world read this book about him and Fray a drug addict and he went to the rehabs.
And I've never read it.
Did you read it?
I suppose? But like Oprah told us to read this book, you're sitting around reading thisn't read.
And then when did you find out?
It was years later he came out and was like, oh, fake the whole thing. But I just remember that point in time because.
We were all at the airport in our copies of Harry Potter. Bear in mind, we were all in our twenties or thirties. We had copies of the book. And then in front of me was a girl with a sparkly like my little Pony backpack and her copy of Harry Potter was sticking out of her backpack. And that's who we were trying to pass ourselves off as. Yeah, but we had the best time anyway. Harry J. K Rowling and who Megan Kelly oh.
God, this is a particular going on here.
Well it was post the election. They've just been popping up in my feet.
Okay, well, well, who can I balance it with? Calme a lot. She's got nothing else on, she doesn't want to read, want to read, Jill, Jill Biden.
Jill Biden. I'll send one to Jill Biden. Yeah, she's got lots of reading nothing. Yeah, okay, all right, anyone else? That's it? Okay, all right, that's balanced.
Nothing but political balance here on the buck up.
Okay, So you like to accuse me of being a cooker and people are science you just it's okay, all right, And I'm not anti it. I embrace it, as you.
Know, fully aware.
But then people are like like my husband, who's a very science oriented person. It's like your husband. They have this slavish, almost religious devotion to science. They just do. It's their religion. It's their religion, so it can't be questioned. And you saw the pickle that got us to during the plandemic.
I I would argue that science is nothing but arguing, because that's what they're constantly should be.
But remember during the plandemic, you weren't allowed to argue with that built up you wandered right, I got you.
I'm still hook it anyway, hook it.
So my husband, I think, said to me. They find it weird that he would have asked me this because we always there's a wide birth that I've realized he leaves around me and my beliefs about things. The kids are always ask me things and I've told you, and then i'd see them all rolling their art podast I can't see. I've been sungazing. My vision is.
You're refusing glasses.
Anyway, thank you. So it came up about the moon landing and how I know the moon landing is not real.
This is the whole family sitting around.
This is just no. This was my husband, do you and Pete, And it's very hard to argue against it. And then, as though my phone knows, this came up in my feet and I defy anyone in the world, and the dabbler is going to call after me because this is inarguable logic about how the moon landing never happened.
Here's one thing that strikes me about the moon landing. For one, I've met buzz Aldron and I looked in his eyes and he didn't look to me, it didn't look like he had been to the moon.
Your blood, they did not look like. So I'm just like, that's it. I'm going to burn that and send it to Robsich, who made the brilliant movie about the moon.
It's a propaganda film, just so great.
I looked him in.
That's the ovon right.
I don't know that's the I don't know who.
Infamous podcaster who they think helped swing the US election. That's the power of THEO. I wouldn't he have power? I mean, listen to that insight.
I love it, and just it's inarguable, isn't it. You say something enough authority.
I would love to know what someone who's been to the moon looks like in the.
Well because they don't excuse me or speaking of cooker, okay, exciting news for you, such exciting news.
Could it be you are not alone in your cookerisms? What caitlinbro do you join me?
Bring me metal china? And once upon a time that was regarded as cookery is it was?
We have your queen cooker. I think we're found king Cooker. I present to you tennis champion curios.
Curios. You don't think the Pyramids were built by humans?
No, I don't impossible, do you definitely?
How?
So?
Well?
How as opposed to who?
I mean?
I just think they rolled huge blocks around on logs.
That's insanity. The fact that how's that possible? They got every measurement correct and they're all aligned, and they did it with rolling large stones on logs is an insane statement. Why the door's so big? Who needs to walk through the doors if they're that big? I don't know, I don't I don't know who it was. I just don't think that we were capable. It's twenty twenty four and there's like we can't even we can't even all get along. And you think that we built the pyramids, You're insanity. That's insanity stuff.
I've never believed that other people that weren't humans built the Pyramis until I heard him ask why are.
The doors so big? What are the doors? Are the doors on the pyramids? Are they? We're right?
The doors?
I've never humans can't even get along as if they built the pyramids.
It's no, I love neck, welcome, welcome to the cooker.
Oh I should do? Is he with Louis through? What the hell is going on? In this world?
What is what's wrong with that? Into?
Why was he talking to him?
It doesn't have a podcast series the whole he was on with lou through.
Oh, I've got to send to copy my book to Luis through.
Okay a Nick and Nick?
No, not Nick. Nick's not reading. He's not reading a book.
He doesn't want to know.
He might listen to the audio book.
Maybe do you have one?
Yeah, there's an audio pen. Do you do it? I cry in it? Yeah? Of course?
How many hours? I've always wanted to know?
It took a week, a full time week, oh not full time three hours a day or whatever. But they'd said, aside, two weeks for it. But I don't know if they know this.
But I know my way around a microft.
Well, the big door was so big.
All right, I've got a surprise for you. Oh my god, this is so We've got so many audio things to play, which is just so.
Delicious, a late pm record time.
We're doing it without caloa. But I've already laughed till the point of weeping.
And you're glowing because you've come straight from TV. Come straight from and there's some TV major happening, and it's amazing. You don't need it, but look at that.
I'm just taking the compliment, not the implicit insult, because that's how I maintain happiness, and that's what gives phrase it. I don't know, You're not a good rephraser, not a good roof. You just leave it, Okay, all right, hang on.
You only look good because.
What you're really do you know what? It was a joke? I don't know if a back and forth and also a homosex you will mean, but it's supposed to be great. Giving me a cuddle. We cuddle often, No, a verbal cuddle.
Yeah, you get that a lot.
Anyway, where was I below deck? Okay? Well the door is so big, so I haven't been watching as much below Deck and then something terrible's happened. Some of my series have evaporated.
But what did you finish?
No, I hadn't got to watch series teen and now it's gone. Now I've got to go to series eleven. Anyway, eleven, but in the meantime something's happened. Yeah, I'm really far behind, and I haven't even started on below Deck made except I saw some of them when I was watching them out of wax. Anyone short for mate it ter rain.
Okay, sorry, what do you think it is like your medical medical that scenes were boil and with blood that night?
What would it be mean? I don't know.
Why did you go to tampons and period? I thought it might have been like what bay Watch type situation where they rescue people and it's a medical boat. I'd last they got on about an ocean of period.
That's true, and that was vulgar, disgusting. It was not necessary. The pink cycle doesn't need to be very.
This always makes me laugh. What did you call it when you were young? What did your mother? And did you have like a word?
My girlfriends would say, he got the painters in or aunt someone was visiting. Yeah maybe aunt flyer old school aren't flow And I didn't know what that meant. They'd obviously got it from their mum.
The painters are in, the.
Painters are in. And then of course the girls, the grade nine girls who are just vile at school, who were the bullies, would go a year on your snag. They were just decided, yeah, rags is on your rag?
Was there politics about who got it first and who got it early? Was there embarrassment if you were a girl and you got it before your friends.
Oh well no, but I got it. I remember vividly when I got mine. It was when Mum and Dad had gone to the Kingdom Hall to go to the Watchhower meeting, which was on a Sunday, and for some reason I'd wagged it, so we always had to go. We went to five meetings a week, right, There was a lot of Jehovah's witnessness anyway, And I'd stayed home and Mum had ordered one of those There used to be like a home shopping network company called Katel that made all these products, and Mum had ordered somewhat futilely, might I add a piece of exercise equitment, right, and was thing you looped over a doorknob and then you put and it pulled your legs up and down.
Got those exercise things. They love doors door hand and.
Of course the I think the door knobs ended up wobbly because there were those ropes ropes, and also those ropes were doing literally and metaphorically a lot of heavy lifting, right, so they were. It was a lot anyway, So I was trying it, Mum wasn't home. I was having such a great time on spraying perfume, dancing around the house, and then I went to the toilet and I went, oh my goodness, god. I was so thrilled after the initial because also I was late what was happening a little while to It always takes a while to realize after the oh my god, I'm dying, you're like, oh, that's what's happening. And then when mum came, I couldn't wait for them to get home. So Teller, she was just like nothing.
She was just like nothing, skipped church.
Whereas my girlfriend in Naja, her mother went around the house banging the pots with a wooden spoon, so everybody in the house knew what had happened, and nothing had happen. Talking about that sounds like an insane story, rite of passage on love it and so I would always say to Sunday, when it happens, I will just bang the pot in the kitchen, so nothing needs to be seen. But your father knows what's happening in the household, and then he knows that this has happened to you, this chance and have to have an embarrassing hand, Yeah, I'd fore want to skip.
The embarrassing conversation I'm going to bang pots within the kitchen.
Yeah, just with her. I love that that makes it like a ritual. It was grave. It was that when you would have once apon time gone running in the woods and had you chopped and got some tattoos done on your forehead or whatever and come back with a Well, I'm.
Just looking back at years and being young and when you were into or when you were embarrassed about things. The last thing you'd want is someone banging about what she did. She was not pro.
I remember being it's not pro. But I went, I won't say a word. I'm not going to say a word. I'll just bang. She's like, can you literally not.
I remember being humiliated when I was like eleven or twelve that I got an armpit hair and I remember.
Being so embarrassed.
I was just thinking about it, going right red and water to keep my arms down.
Anyone.
I'm just saying, hey, mom, I've got an albit hair hanging. Love I'll get the pop that.
It's so great. I mean her parents were Polish, okay, but I think they were Surbian or anyway. I love that we've got no ritual. What's our ritual. I'll take it to Keith's hair, and.
I'm sorry, do not put down chemist warehouse.
It is the place of warehouse. It's my happy for I don't want that as part of your ritual, you'recoming of age ritual. Blow doc below deck anyway, below deck. So something's happened to Captain Lee, you know, ornery old Captain Lee, the woman know, the man that you're think of, Captain Sandy, the lesbian who's very much in favor. She's had a wedding. I haven't seen that series yet. Apparently was amazing her wedding, her wedding, her wedding. But Captain Lee, as I've come to know him through the series, I've come to know too much about him because then you get invested in them. And he's had a son who passed, he's had some he's had some real hardship in his life. And then I find out through I think a Reddit post, and he's been dropped from this series. And I don't know what happened, because he's always had a he's always got a gruff turn of phrase. He's like the seafaring Doctor Phil, you know doctor Phil. Always his stupid things hang around though woll but that don't make it a corripet and everyone's like, oh, clap, clap, clap, and it doesn't even make any sense.
It doesn't.
So Captain Lee is like that, and he's always trying to say things like sometimes he sounds very close to the wind, Like in one episode he said I'm as nervous as a whore in the front pew at church on a Sunday. I'm like, yeah, I don't think so. Sometimes Captain too long. But also some of the terminology bit dated. No one says pew, but yeah, that's it anyway. So he's he's just, but he's always reaching for something right, and he's got a lot of wisdom, and he likes to shut down people. He always goes, I've got a ticket here if you don't work on the thing, I've got a first class ticket out of here for your your second class ass. You know I like that one. Yeah it's good, or did you Yeah, it's it's very good, very good.
Your first class ticket for.
Your second class. That's good. But you get the point. But in one of the episodes, and also because he's he's like not with it, and I kind of love that about him. He's not trying to be cooled.
Drunk sounds drunk.
No, not at all. No, you would trust him with your life. Literally, you're trusting him.
With your life, captain.
But sometimes he tries to He tried to exert his power in this example and it went terribly wrong. And it reminded me of when my husband and I are in that oh you know, I'll give you And one day one of us we were doing that back and forth and he said, I'll give you five dollars and I went, okay, it was supposed to be a threat. I'll give you five dollars, all right, Okay, So this is what Captain Lee did. So he was trying to exercise his authority.
We are not even close to the goddamn finished, like, you get your heads out of your hands.
I will get your ass.
That is the worst ever.
So parents saying that to.
A just terrible. I was so mortified for him, and also because he had no idea and then he kind of went bustling out, and I'm like, how did they not all just dissolve in laughter.
This episode is filled with incredible quotes.
Just jewels, just jewels by your ass, your ass, You get your head out of your ass. Or I will eat your ass. Okay, cabin in your in your bunk bed or mine, and we are. But have you ever.
Had food poisoning that has been or a bad experience with the food I have had that has been so bad that you cannot touch that food for the rest of your life.
Yes, I can't tell you how my my experience I had that was really terrible because it just involves do you have the food or international? It's just the international, Yeah, it was. It was fish, fish shark, and how are you?
You don't like your shark now?
And I don't like flake?
Maybe there we go. I've had an aha moment. I have gotten a lot of pleasure slightly out of this.
It's not funny, but it kind of is, because you've got terribly sick. No, no, no, this is about this is the.
It's got sick dabbler or hang on thebla for not.
Finishing it out. He wouldn't even know. By the way, we can clap him. You could tell me he's died, I'd clap it. He'd never know. That's terrible. Hang on, let me take that power, let me take that back.
So he's very fit. Normally he does triac triphones and all that. Who had But four years since I've known him, he is completely and utterly obsessed with Nacho's, right snart. I can't explain to you if I've said and he's admitted it. If I was not in the house, he would have it five times a.
Week, he'd make it, deliver it.
Most notes. He will just deliver.
You get Nacho's delivered because they're not the integral part.
He gets them delivered, not cooked.
Oh, you can ask them to really clever, because the otherwise you can't get.
It's.
Oh, I love him, Oh I respect him.
But let's get let's get the dabbler on the line.
Let's get the Douglas line.
Doublers.
It's going to appear on the backup.
Podcast, whether he likes it or not. Do think your answer?
Did you tell him that you were going to call? Does he know where you are? Does he know what you're doing?
If he doesn't answer, I'm gonna eat your gonna.
Eat your ass. Oh, my goodness, the dabbler, But what's he on for?
We're going to talk about he got food poisoning? My goodness, answers his boy asleep?
If he answers, he needs the music straightaway, Sash, will he get it down the phone.
I'll have to Oh, here is the dabbler. Here he is, Dabby Dabby, Dabby Dabby do.
Hey, hey, we have to tell him what this is because.
A podcast yeaby yeah, but yeah by doo called the buck up with Cody. Oh, we don't care about that, We just care about the dabbler. Oh my goodness, I've said terrible things about your Cody, confident that you would not have heard any of them.
First question, never yeah, speak, Yeah.
I was going to say, I've never actually finished a full out No, we know.
That's why you call it dad blah for your And now you know what. I don't regret anything I've said about you. I'll just make sure that I say everything at the end. What puts you off?
Is it my.
I can't be Nate because you love him and you married him, so it must be me. Oh it's Sasha French.
Hey, dabbler. Yeah, we're talking about certain foods that people eat and the certain foods that make them sick and then they can't the food ever again, what happened? What happened with the nachos? And how long ago was it? By the way.
Oh maybe three months or some really my favo.
Yeah, you were at home or were you out? No?
At home, I'm always at home.
Yeah, so you were at home? Did you call to get it delivered raw and you cook it yourself?
Suber? No, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing any shadow labor.
By the way, that don't you be carrying up to us.
And also I don't know the way you said it. There was attitude in the voice there.
And also, by the way, that's not shadow labor, that's just labor.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, so this is my This is when I just asked, Nate, do you not have a problem with the fact that if they deliver Nacho's, the cheese is not at its premium melting capacity.
No, I do.
I do give it a bit of a blast when arrived. I can't I give it a little Oh yeah, you're ready.
You're ready.
Process.
There's a part of the story you're not telling that I will tell out on the table.
I don't know what you speak very quietly speaking, welcome to my life.
You're a.
Nathan What what mumbles? I said? It's the lifetime of being oppressed.
Yeah, because you know, I did have to say on the other week, dabbler, He's like, he's in the tally ban. Does he also not?
Yeah, excuse me, this is how this is the dabbler, the dabbler, I'll have everyone No is completely deaf in one ear, and I haven't finished Kate.
He refuses listening to the phone.
Yes, correct, that he saves for you.
He refuses to get a hearing age. He said to me, once one ear is enough.
Is enough.
That's what they gave you.
Yes, that's right. You've got the option to have a peaceful life by turning that death ear to him. Cody.
So this guys getting Nacho's numerous times a week, says like kidneys, Well you only need.
One, right, Yeah, you could donate one of your reads if anyone listening to the kneads an ear.
So as the dk so. But this is what I was laughing at the most, is that you have Nichos several times a week for as long as I've known you.
Mm hmm.
He gets a container. What container was it? You sniff it?
You made a face. The Susa, the homemade Susa, the storemads old.
The storemate's also he sniffed it didn't smell good.
What did it smell like? Was it a bit cementy?
It was a.
Looking hindsight, it was a waft of like rotten egg or something, but in the salsa.
But susa is only tomato onion, maybe some core.
This is the secret ingredient. I think it was just for weeks and he eats it.
After he sifted and it was repulsive, and then on him help for.
That next morning.
Already paid for it.
Yeah, but that next morning is the sekest I've seen him.
And then he paid full time. You paid for it for the next week. You could have got salmon again.
And it's been three months and he's never touched it again ever again.
Not even without the sorcer, No nothing, Oh, you've lost one of your great pleasures. I have.
But I don't want to name the restaurant because I don't want to jeopardize a sponsorship.
We need a sponsorship deal, sponsor.
Listen to the sarcasm my husband has in his voice. I don't want to ruin a sponsorship deal. Can you hear me?
And you're good?
Ear to.
The doubler, the debut love that so softly spoken love.
He's like Peter Alan Lewis you know Peter Alan Lewis is also a mumbler.
Peter is a mumbler compared to Usk. That poor guy.
Oh yeah, we're loud, he's just very quiet. They must love it.
Yeah, I think so secret to living older.
You are just giving me all the things I want today. All right, this is what we do.
It's our new favorite segment.
I just love it. So old paper whenever they're in, We're really old, over a hundred. You're not interested in a doubletons? Oh no, no pretenders. What a pack of pretenders. No, we don't care. Too young, too young, too frisky, too spry to are we inexperienced in the ways of the world. Kathleen Fresh Hennings. Kathleen Hennings just turned one hundred and five. English English Hennings are American.
Well, when I tell you what her secret is, I reckon you'll figure it out where she's from.
Okay, I love this.
Hennings a right born in nineteen nineteen.
Well, whatever, if you work the maths out, of course, it's got to be. It's got to be one hundred and fifty years ago. Do you think Russell Russell Cray would have had that troubling A beautiful man.
I trying to do math. Okay, I can bad numbers, are you? Oh my god, it's so bad. It's actually quite shocking.
I really needed but you really put the emphasis on the wrong plate. Actually, my gosh.
In nineteen ninety it was a good, good looking year. Nineteen nineteen. It sounds good.
It was in between wars, Live, Love and life.
Her secret to a lot life at one hundred and five is two things. The first one is.
Guinness, drink ginness. Oh, she's Irish, so she's loving. Oh she's Irish gess oh, and some good crack.
And the second one is very interesting. She never married.
Oh, I'm standing up, never married mate, ever marry her? In quotes, drink guinness and don't marry.
Wow. They kept that one quiet, didn't they, the patriarchy who controlled the Evening News where they always trot out at centenary.
I mean, part of me thinks, screams lesbian, just saying well, I think lesbians do tend to live longer.
It certainly feels like it with all those trips to Barney.
They're everywhere. Well, she gon hic you on the line, We'll ask her, do you think she thinks the secret to long life is maybe being a les That could be a topic for another.
Do you know that's interesting because I think all those women end up single? Obviously I was reading the article.
Sorry, what what is your read? Surprisingly, Guinness offers some health benefits in moderation like B vitamins and antiotidy.
It's really good.
So my alcohol consumption poses health risks?
Does that? A?
Studies show it can extend lifespan for men, for.
Men, but not for women, but not women. What married men are happier and single women are happier?
What are we in this single ladies? On the This is.
The single ladies and I'm single in my.
On your apps.
And I love my husband, Yes, we love and I love the Diablo stated about what's gone? Oh my god.
Tody gets angrily because I did it about our dog. I a stare at the dog and go.
And how old is she's only six? How old is that?
Like she's got at least seven years to go? Do you know what?
You know what going to wish for her? What that We're going to be sharing her centenarian secrets for how to live long.
She'll be like, don't eat kimble, eating from ben.
Yeah for a bin and going for a walk every day we'll be disspecting her.
What a buck?
What a fuck?
What a lovely buck?
What do we have to ask our listeners to do to help us? What do you mean?
Well, we just want we're been great. People send us videos, people send.
Us You've got to make an apology. I totally forgot what. Okay, so this is Paybee, the godfather of my fourth child. And also someone's explor well.
It's not mine. So I've worked out the math in the room. Who is it?
Well, I'm I'm bad at math yea nineteen But who that one? Yeah, Sasha French. Anyway, so the other week when we were talking about Woody Allen and I said, the only good Woody.
Allen film is the one they go back in time and.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and yeah, Well that's not right. And I just like to apologize.
This has been on nobody's mind.
No, it's been on PB's mind. Okay, he just keeps sending me.
Flhy was she so upset?
Well, he just it's an inaccuracy.
By the way, I love him, appreciate that.
And he's a lawyer, so he's got a fine mind, and so he likes to dwell on the inaccuracies, and he's quite right. Woody Alan has made some good films.
Very odd apology.
I'm just saying it as what is what is one of them? Naming them? I can't. I've got no interest in them. That Tennis one, No, that was terrible, terrible and great, and Manhattan I think was also great. Yeah, and then he names some other ones up. Okay, Anyway, there you go.
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