The Buck Up with Kate Langbroek and Nath Valvo- 4 hours at Sydney airport
- A deep dive on Blake Lively
- Does a cool blanket really work?
- Text from mum
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Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk.
Past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.
The world you see is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.
It will cut you off at the knees then gift.
You a pair of easies.
And that, my friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Oh my god, it finally happened.
Oh my goodness. I'm like, I'm like Uncle Tate at Christmas in sunny short that out back up Nip Did you see me?
What did you say to nip Nip area region? The region of nip Have you ever have.
You ever seen nips?
Know?
To you? That's like, you know what? That of the human anatomy is what ancient sailors would see on maps where they thought the world end. They just write there be monsters.
That was That was quite the jig. That was intense. It was beautiful, into it beautiful. It came flying out like nobody's business. Hello, Kate's bras, Hello Nate Vown, Hello right breast titless? Wonder were you just about to ask me if I have seen boobs?
I was going to say, I was going to.
Ask good answers, how far have I gone?
No, no, to stop, But have you ever had a really good fondle of them? Oh?
Yeah, I've gotten amongst it. I was in denial to I was twenty one. I tried my damned hardest to get in there and get amongst it.
Right, Okay, I had to go to the boys. It's yeah, okay, got in there and alright.
I probably used words that straight guys don't use about pulsy, Hey fowlers, do you reckon girls? Boobs are like gross? Right? Slapping them around? Hey fellows, did anyway else spure a bit? I'm a total act. Remember Great a great little band with Nick Cody, great comedian and friend. Many years ago, we're talking about this very topic and I told him that I dabbled with meeting a girl in the high school days.
You're a dablin, my dad, So you've got in common with your interested in him. For people who don't know Cody, dam in this podcast, if.
He's ever listened to the buck up and he said, I've dabbled a classic moment. I'm twenty four, and.
Yet he got one of the very precious got three made yes and he got well four five five, he got one of them?
What are those rare eggs? One of them? What are those? Yeah, it's like that. So I said to Nick Cody many years ago about you know, really given girls a crack. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't like olives and I've only had them twice and it's never I've never forgotten that. What does that means? Tried twice? Where OLiS where I tried way more than twice.
I was like, come on, mate, you were downing Martini's dirty Martinis. That's having the olives and the jukes.
That's why the jig was up because I was drinking Martinis.
Spathetic about that, but oh yeah, yeah, towards trying something that you know, you suspect is not for you. Why not Anyway, at different time, I gave you a little thrill at the start of the show.
I am that's that's a bush and you know what what relating to you?
Oh my goodness, there's someone we haven't introduced.
I want to see your boob.
Because it's a clue.
It wasn't.
Oh no, it's never no. With Sash Sush friend Sasha French, she always leaves the future as a land of possibility. She never rules anything out. She's a lovely libern She's like, hey, if you tip my scales the right way, I could tumble onto your bit. That's just hash years.
If you dip my scales the right way, the pot is young.
Okay. So when I was in Sydney, I've gotten to give a shout out to these lovely people.
Uh huh.
In fact, I don't think I've had a chance since I saw you last. But when I was attempting to fly back from Sydney, and it was in those two really terrible winds, they had.
Storms like unbelievable crazy.
Just let me say this. I spent four and a half hours at the airport.
Let me tell you this, Kate and anyone listening. Have you ever been stuck at an airport and your flight is delayed for so long that you get Google Maps out and go If I hire a.
Car, yes, I actually thought about that.
From Sydney's home in nine hours, I.
Actually said to Peter, if it's still hopeless tomorrow, I'm going to hire a cartray. I was so tempted too, And then I had to return to the same hotel where I just spent three nights I was up there for work. But mind you, perspective is everything, because I was always like this hot tell shit. But after for half to four hours at the airport, I'm like, this hotel is heaven? Isn't that a great.
And I will judge I may have said this on the pod before. I will judge you. Under no circumstances will I ever be lying down at an airport.
There is no I came so closely down near the wall. Look, she's pushing me.
She's pushing me.
Can we get a video of that?
There is That's why she's pushing you. So you're in the angle of them.
A video of her pushing me.
You know.
It's people that get so protected over the phone charger out that they lie next to.
Me and they put they put everything else on it. Okay, So what happened was I was in the lounge. You don't get excited. It was virgin. That's lovely.
Sometimes at the airport there's more people outside of the lounge than in me inside the lounge. Yeah, No, what.
I mean, I would always hope there's more people outside than in.
No, there's more people in the lounge.
There is an airport in the airport yeah, yeah, well no, that's exactly what ended up happening, as all these flights got canceled. Anyway, I'm lined up. I'm getting a cup of tea at this point.
Cute.
I'm full of hope. No alcohol, No, no, I don't drink it. I can't be bothered. I'm like, what's the pleasure? Yeah, what's the pleasure in drinking in an airport?
People love it though it's the only place.
You're going on on a great tree.
I feel it's the only place on earth. There is no judgment about what time you're drinking. There's no rules at the airport.
There isn't a lund because they don't save booth.
Have you gone to the called a terminal for Ney jetsty and it's going to town. I'm making sucking cowboys for am fly to the Goldie Goodness?
Can we just a cocksucking cow boy? Delicious, milky and lovely, delicious? Hang on.
And what I don't know. I used to get them so much.
Change my life because of course I don't like the taste of alcohol, Hence I like sweet and sticky drinks. And when I discovered cocksucking cowboys, oh my goodness, it was full Brokeback Mountain for me.
Yes, it's almost buck up themed, like it's very cocksucking cowboys.
Anyway, So I'm at the I'm at the making a cup of tea. You know, it's in one of those taps where you have to press two buttons at once.
Hazard you know, technologically I.
Am a wiz, so.
Finger on the balls.
Okay, technologically I am thank you. And there's a guy next to me. So I've made my cup of tea. Actually no, I'm waiting, and there's some in net bumbling next to me. Guy puts a cup down. I was automatically interested because he was a guy making cup of tea. I find that interest sure, I mean British, well could have been, as it turns out not. But had no clue what to do with the hot tap. And here's a moment me where I could step into the breach.
And he helps your moment.
I'm a good person, you're the tea woman. My time to show it. So I said to him, oh, you have to push both those buttons at once. Here's a safety button, or as I call it, a button of irritation, and you press that and the other one. He went, oh, thank you, and He turned around and he kind of screamed.
Well, so I'm connecting dots, teamaking screaming, continue, continue.
Okay, and he goes, oh my goodness, I'm a buck knuckle.
What yes.
In the wild?
And how great that I came? And I was helpful, not my normal resting bitch face self there.
I was not normally making it worse anybody the situation.
Normally I'd lean over and press the button when he wasn't expecting it, schooled his hand.
That's a lounge with you. You put a sausage with honey and pancakes or something.
Stop saying honey. It was maple syrus. That's like a Canadian breakfast.
We're having the argument.
Again, and I had it again.
So this button you're holding his plate when.
The button saw and I was just going to get a couple.
What was his name?
Murray?
Murray?
Okay, hello Murray, Hello Murray and Kate. Okay. So this is quite incredible, just the sort of things that people get up.
To in lounges.
They're just where they're going. I think the people plan the things that people dream for themselves. Amazing, he was going, I said, anyway, loves the pot and I loved him automatically handsome.
We love Murray.
Your suspicions one hundred percent, I would say, I mean, I didn't ask him if you want to tip me off?
But I did you show him your nip?
No? I didn't. Anyway, he was going to Norfolk Islands for five days. God, And I said to him, have you been before? And he said no.
Norfolk Island is so much further away than people think it is here is it? It's like a three hour flight, a three like just going that way towards three like going east out towards g Way.
East to see. I don't know geography. Three hours is a long time. All I know about it is about that is that's where there was some pirates or yeah, the pit Ken Island isn't that Norfolk Island such? And it was that guy Christian something and they had a mutiny on the bounty. I think that's Norfolk Island.
What they do Norfolk Island. The reason I know, you know the infamous comedy festival road show that tours comics they.
Go to they go and you know why you'd go there? Government money? There you go the road show, government money? What five hours?
Forty five five hours a boat or a plane slight duration Melbourne to Norfolk.
Am I paddling? Well, this was in Sydney, Sydney closed.
Knock off an hour an hour off. That really far.
Away, further than everywhere anyway, I said to him, going alone, No, no, he said we I didn't see the other half of the mister Murray. I didn't see mister Murray. I wonder if he's into us.
If mister Murray's.
Oh no, how terrible.
What if it's missus Murray. That's all that always happens. Though we're not in the.
Business of outing people anyway, he was divine. I said to him, are you going on some sort of I said, I think I imagine Norfolk Island to be really spooky. He said, guess what we're doing tomorrow night. We're going on a ghost tour. And he rattled off all the things they were going like the they're all ghostly and spooky and from the past. Oh, anyway, I love it. Then I know that this is a lot.
No, I mean, I'm listening while After.
The flight got delayed, then my demeanor was very.
Different, because you were delayed yet happy, full of anticipation, drinking your tea.
Ye're so happy. Then the flight was delayed. Everyone's massing the staff to try on that.
Mind, and they're like, you're not going to get an I'm like, well, why do you keep telling us to come back in half an hour?
He already told us we're not getting out. What are we coming back for to?
Because I don't want the paper hotel rooms?
Correct, but me just coming back every half hour? Do they want me to sleep at the airport? I was feeling like Tom Hanks in that movie where he's a staate terminal person.
I love you.
It's called the Terminal Have you seen it?
Yeah?
It's all right? Actually, what's bad about it? He does a terrible accent for the whole movie.
Is he Russian?
He does it right, don't Yeah? I remember what it was, but it was a bad accent.
Anyway, there we go.
Then I threw something back. I come back, David, I come back.
I bump into this woman and this woman says, oh my goodness, her name's Anthea. She goes, I'm a buckwhitt going over the Virgin Lounge lounch. There was another one as well, who I think her name was Tanya. But then Anthea says to me, Joseph, I met you, She said, I've hoped my whole life that I would bump into you again.
That's so lovely, she said.
In nineteen ninety eight, so bizarre.
Okay, what ninety eight?
She was at Chadstone You got your nip out? No she was, She said, I was at Chadstone. I just had a new baby. I was really struggling with the straw, and you stopped and helped.
That was not you, That was not you.
I hadn't I hadn't had children. I hardly ever going to cha Chadsen.
You'd been some eighteenth century secondhand clothed store.
No, I don't know.
I'm just getting pillow covered.
And she said, I've never forgotten it.
Well maybe it was maybe maybe it was, Well you hang on, it was Chrissy Swan, hang on, you know it could have been. What back in the day when I was at Nova. Nova used to do all the live broadcasts from Chadsden during Christmas. Maybe you guys did.
Said if I was there with the show. She made it sound like, also, I hardly ever go to big shopping centers.
Can I tell my funniest Nova story ever about Chadsden?
It's your heart for going back.
We're going back in time. So I've got my first ever radio jobre hang on the hand, okay, sorry, So my first ever on air radio job at Nova. All right, and when you do Graveyard that's one am, two five am with all the spooks, prime time. But coming up to Christmas, Nova and Chadsten did this thing where they were on air for twenty four hours. So for twenty four hours, the twenty four hour Shoppers Noval was live in the food court at Chadsden. So I had to go do my show, my shift one am to five am, live on radio the Chadsten food court on Christmas Eve Eve. Oh but then what it all went a bit hey you wire because a bunch of people took pingers like ecstasy, were like dancing at the when when you were playing like live on Red they were coming and dancing, pinging off their face and the food Chaddy.
It was it was.
Like me, that's actually fun, yeah, fun, but.
Not really when it's will you. I was getting into it. Security had to come. It was quite funny and I've never forgot anyway.
I love it, love her, love love blah blah blah. We love them and we love all our buckwet's, our butt knuckles out, all of them. Yeah, everything everything.
I hate to be like you and I just sitting here talking about people saying hello to us in public, but this one made me laugh. But you know so much.
Still close to the start of the year and at the starting, this is.
What we touching up. I met the Zoo couple of weeks ago with all.
Them because your family were here from Holands.
All the family all, he says, nephews for my niece's birthday. So we had a ten am birthday party at the Zoo.
She had out to your niece.
I love that, Lucia are happy birthday? How old? Don't do this?
Too too young for us?
Three?
Oh, too young for us.
I think she would be at the Zoo twenty first.
Well she might have gone to a twilight gig at the Zoo.
Good boy, thank you, thank you.
So I'm there with someone amazing. I can't.
This guy comes up to me. It's just that's so funny. He goes, Oh, just hey, I just want to say I saw you your show at the Comedy Festival last year and it was really funny, which is very sweet. Said thank you so much. Nice to meet you. He's home by nine that show, Yeah yeah. And then I turned around and his wife kind of appears and she's got a baby in her arms. I had a baby in the pram. And then he goes, hey, honey, this is this is that comedian I like? And then she goes, I wouldn't know, I'm looking after kids. I gotta go, and then he just ran on and I it was one of my favorite things that.
I feel her. Yeah, I want to know. I wouldn't want after kids, did he even he didn't even get to say your name to her.
I can't remember the exact whatever, but yeah.
My goodness, I've got so many gorgeous things to she here.
Okay, well you've already shared one big gorgeous That was gorgeous.
That was gorgeous. But this is just us even having a little colorer. Sure, okay, you know what we're about to do. Actually here on the buck up. We're not a gotcha podcast, absolutely not, We're becoming one.
There's a new segment.
Well just looks something's been playing out over the last few months, and I ended up doing a deep dive. My deep dives are pretty shallow, to be honest, and I was struck by there's a phenomenon in the world that I think this is a really good example of I'm talking about Blake Lively.
I'm actually surprised as you're talking about like me too.
I'm so amazed. But you know why, because Sasha and I have been messaging about it. And then I went, why should she be the only one to suffer? I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I.
Can say straight up and you can answer this. Yeah, there is something about this Blake Lively thing that is really intriguing women. Women are very interested in watching what's happening to this woman, and I can't figure out why. I have a theory, but I'll hear you first.
Okay, I thought you'd be interested in it because it's about a filmmaker control of a project. It's good.
I don't want anything, Okay, so as people.
Like to say, makes baby sensors. Okay, A well, prickling about her.
Okay, got instinct not feeling kind of well, you kind of don't want to, you know, you're happy for someone to be happy, but there's just something about her.
She's just got that that, you know. Maybe it's because I'm not big on that and girl Group prom Queen Tie and just everything's a little bit whatever. But I'm like, whatever, good on her, it ends with us.
Blah blah blah or blah blahh movie.
Yeah.
In my deep dive, there were a lot of stories about her having maybe got with Ryan Reynolds, maybe while he was still with Scarlet Johansson. I'm like, ah, whatever, you know, we all you know, it can slip and fall in a ditch, like the stuff happens.
We are judging anyone.
We all have our past that maybe she was making a play for Ben Affleck when she did a film with him years ago called The Town, which I think was one of the first things that he It was about Boston. You know, he's obsessed with bast him and Matt Damon. Anyway, So he's on a Tonight show and he's talking about Blake Lively and he's obviously quite struck by her and anyway, and so he says this, He tells the interviewer, this is many years ago. This story, this is many years ago. This is part of my deep down, And so working backwards, I'm like, how's I'm writing that new book?
Going Oka Lake is twenty one or whatever.
She is twenty two. She's a fabulous as you can see.
She's a gorgeous young woman.
She was in the Town right, and such a great movie I love, thank you very much. And I was driving around the city. Here the neighborhood is the people she hung out with, the various kind of people who were in these projects and stuff. And then I just drove around to see kind of the site and we went by one. I said, that's that's the house Mac grow up in. She said, Matt who? And I said, Matt Damon, you're up there. She goes, how do you know Jason Bourne?
No idea my eyes?
Yeah. I was like, well, we did a movie together, a good one, okay. H Aside from the fact that he's clearly drunk, how's going on there? I cannot believe that anybody believes that an actress in Hollywood has.
Been cast Gossip Girl.
She was in right, has been cast in a lead role opposite Ben Affleck, and is seriously pretending that she does not know about Goodwill hunting, about that they wont osk us for that she doesn't know Matt Damon, that her manager did not.
Go blake great news he got the poet and don't forget Ben a flack as well as being a drunk is also best meets with Matt Damon, they won an academy Awar, Like, are you serious?
So working backwards from there or backwards to.
The I'm following the string?
Can you believe she played him like a fiddle? Yes, played him like a fiddle, because he's like I was driving around fast. She didn't know him, Damon. Isn't she charming? A durable, beautiful and.
Right?
All of that great from the Golden Girls is here?
But is that not incredible? And it reminds me of a million interviews that you're always this is always girls to go out with sports guys, huh, like famous sporting girls. They always have to say that when they met him they didn't know who he was. Even though they might be in a nightclub with the name of which is hey girls want to the footballer, they still pretend when they met them, I didn't know who he was. It's just such a.
So your red flag was up all these years ago.
Oh I only saw this reason I haven't, That's what I'm saying. I've had to work backwards gone everything else in that case that comes out, and I reckon, she's in trouble now, Okay, I mean, stuff's happens.
The only one thing I've seen about it that's made me go, oh, well, I will cast judgment now, even though I've never met you. And this is fun to cast judgment on people we don't know, especially of their celebrities. It's the whole point. She was doing some Q and a panel thing in front of a live audience. I want to get some details wrong here, but I'll try my best. One of her co stars a girl when her mum was pregnant with her, she was in prison, quite a juicy, unique, intense story, and in front of everyone, Blake made some joke about, well, you've been behind bars before technically or something like, made some insane dig about.
Oh, having been in her mum in prison or something.
You know, I just saw that. Okay, we're such a good deal. So that's the conclusion here.
Well, the conclusion is then when you play out everything, who why does it matter what I think? Well, the last eight minutes, the thing about Maldoni not being able to go to his own film premiere and him being confined to basement with his family and friends when he produced the film and directed the film. I think the whole thing was about her trying to get control of it. And in the post hashtag me two era, I think that seemed like a kind of a neat way to do it. As I said, I know nothing, but I will This is the hill I will die on. Which is Blake Lively knew Matt Tamon was she knew her?
This comes up?
Does call me as a witness?
Call me? I think this means the case is closed, folks.
And can I just say one other thing? You may full respect to her as a master operator, because what she did was so clever, because what is the key to a famous man's heart, his ego? And in that duo who was always the alpha dint of sheer talent and Matt Damon Damon. So for her to pretend to Ben Affleck that she doesn't know who Matt Damon is to give him a buck and master stroke.
I've come back around on her. I love her to team Lively, get her on.
I love her manipulator.
Let's get her on the pod. Oh my god, I have something in my bag. Oh what this is what I was Santa, This is what I was talking about the other week. I'm a hot sleeper, right, I've got the I've got.
The double goodness, did you bring it?
I've got the dabbler in bed with me and the dog. Yes, and he's got your dog. She's twenty five kilos. She slips at the end with my feet across the end?
Is she on your bed?
The end where my feet are just an oven? Just this fairy gigantic.
I know you trying to scarp her off to your bag. Yes, thank you for not calling it a man bag. That's okay, it's just a bag bag, yeah, twenty five a man bun.
No labels, It's just I'm a man drinking tea with a bag.
Your mandals, they're just sandals.
Sandals, you know what? My one is your man man babysitting. Oh no, it's called looking after your kids. Thank you. Let's move on. Okay, what we're talking about?
One for the women.
We're talking about me?
No, I'm amazed by your dogs sleep.
Whose fault it is? For once in my relationship? It's not me. Isn't that lovely? He pushed it from when she was a tiny puppy. Dogs grow you know that, right, This cute, adorable puppy that you've got in bed with us. She's going to grow. We had a crate, we had everything, and now she's she's never she's never seen a night in the crate. Of course, six and a half years later, she's gigantic and that's her domain.
And I tell you what, if she had spent four hours at Sydney Airport, she'd find that crate.
So I'm so sick of being hot.
Yeah, and it's a hot time.
Two fans going, I've got one going in that direction, near him, one near meet, two different fans.
It's just it's a lot.
I'm kicking.
Wearing in bed, he's in the dabbler.
He wears underwearing a T shirt. I'm just T shirt.
Look out, carry If you're so hot, why don't you wear nothing? No, because then that's yeah, I know, I've got on the shoulders. If there's an intruder, No, it's a biological imperative. So I'm talking. I'm not literally thinking there's an intruder, but this is going back to thousands of years, a little layer. I'm going to be protected by my bonds T shirt when someone comes. Yes, I agree, you need to have the shoulders have it.
So I got all hot and bothered the other night and I was like, I'm googling this, and I'm like, I need a new blanket.
Blanket.
I was blaming the blanket. You've got a dona two different blankets, always have Cody and I have two separate blankets. And I'm still hot and even your many questions blanket, I don't know. I am a bad gay with things. Likely I don't know the names of blankets.
Is a quilt in a cover?
Yes, it's yeah, but it's like a very yeah whatever. It's annoying me, so click click click fine, this thing called what the hell is a cold blanket? But I'm so hot that I just bought it anyway, like a cold definitely fallen for a scam.
Here what cold blanket? Hey?
This is what they call? This is By the way, this is not sponsored content. I just wanted to tell I think we know that.
I think it is cold, stays cold.
Not Oh my goodness, I swear it's magic.
And also when you held it up, I'm like, what foul piece of nylon is this? It's going to be floating the pan Pacific dumping four thousand years, but it's old blankets.
Just come wrap it up, come running over yourself.
Oh my goodness, could you stay cool on a hot day by wrapping yourself in it?
And I don't think it's that cool, but I think it is. I fell asleep with it and I stayed asleep on a hot night.
What's in it?
I don't know.
Oh my goodness, it's unbelievable. What technology is this? You know what?
I guarantee this is microplastics?
Astronauts?
Do you reckon?
Everything good has come from the astronauts. It's made out of astronauts suit something that they developed.
She's reading the label.
She's reading the label. I wouldn't do that.
Let me do it.
I was sungazing. If that's a Chinese font. Okay, I'm going to be very squinty reading it. I'm not warning, no warning, what high fire danger? But it's cool blanket fire danger.
Keep away from heat.
That ain't good?
Oh no, it's very synthetic. Anyway, that is amazing. Do you sleep with it every night?
Now? I have since?
Yes?
Do you put a sheet under it?
Yeah?
About so it's on top of the sheet and then it still retains its coolness.
Yes. Well, I'm in between that and the sheet. Why are you so interesting the mechanics in my bed?
No, you idiot, Well, I don't think sleeping on a sheet. You're not raw dogging it on a match.
I did the other day because I couldn't be bother putting the We washed all the I washed the sheets, and I was like, I can't be bother putting his back on.
So I just slept on a naked mattress. Oh that's unbelievable. Do you know what I hang on the line? Oh no, it's the chairman of the Homosexual Committee. Oh, I know you've been kicked out.
You know when you wash, you know, you wash your bedding and then you forget it's all dry. Didn't I'm not putting anything on. I didn't put I didn't put the pillow cases on. I didn't put the douner cover on. I didn't put the bed cover on. And I just hopped in and fell hopped in?
What?
Hopped in? What? Sleeping on top of.
The mattress and raw dogged it with a fluffy white pillow without its cover and no cold blanket yet? Hang on?
Did you subject your husband to that?
Yeah?
He was away. Yeah, that's why that's my equivalent is eating bacon and mini canes of cocin bead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. But still that's very what a buck, very itinerant top of you.
So you know, nothing thrills you and I more than Secrets to Living Longer Cake, And I.
Said, sorry, what did you not over the holidays seen me vindication of my own blue tongue?
I did? I did well. I didn't say it was a vindication at all, but was actually true. It was Mel Gibson on Joe Rogan saying he's taking the blue stuff that you've doubled with, okay, and you took that as validation?
How well?
I did well? I did? I mean he's he's dancing at the President's ball.
Good on him because of his blue a few years ago and now he's back again. He's almost like Jesus, who he loves. He's a big fan.
He's a big fan.
You're really into him, isn't he?
Yeah, he's a cothlic.
For this week's edition of The Living Longer, we're not fast forwarding to some ninety year old, some eighty year.
Old, forty year old eighty year olds that those pretenders can't get on our pod. You've got to crack it for the ton We've never featured anyone younger than a hundred. Well.
I watched the doc on Netflix. Maybe some buckheads have watched it as well. It's called Don't Die, The Man who Wants to Live Forever. Mister Brian Johnson, you have to be aware of this.
Brian no intimately who he is. I know he's taken blood from his own son and he's.
Now giving his blood to his dad. They're doing like a full circle for like eighty or seventy or something, and they're, oh, he's dad in him, like it's all in the doco. I laughed out aloud. Him and his dad lost contact. He wasn't a great dad. But now the dad's back and their share and plasma, beautiful stort. You just want to reunite with your dad and share some plasma, like all good stories are.
So he's the control he made.
He made all his money on PayPal, which I didn't know. So he's got so much money.
I know, wish I'd made money on something something else. I'm still in my quiet moments at my husband that he wouldn't let me buy bitcoin when we were living in Italy. And we were in lockdown and I'd been once again doing a deep dive, and I went, I think we should buy some bitcoin.
How much it was like ten bucks?
Exactly? It was like eight thousand dollars.
I granted.
Now it's worth a hundred and something.
Yeah, here is Brian kicking off.
My name is Brian Johnson. I've been spending millions of dollars creating an anti aging protocol. I take fifty four pills, red light therapy, plasma exchanges, and I'm going to be injected with my first gene therapy.
Thanks doc.
I'm trying to be on the outermost edge of possibility for the science.
We published all of his biometric data online.
Every spotlight was turned Astralian thin.
Rectim went viral, his rictim, He's rectum went viral.
His rectum.
I was so jealous.
His rectum went viral.
What They put a camera up there on his rectum, as you do, and he shared his results online and they went what was what was he not? It was Christine or something? I actually never said what I mean any Netflix, don't go. If you're going to say that your wracked and went viral, maybe tell us what I think. Yes, I think maybe has the airs.
Who knows she's don't be careful, be careful, Brian Johnson's.
Your boyfriend might get jealous.
Oh you found a picture.
Here is just some of the he's a creep. Here is look here, here are some of the things he takes every single day. So you can know, our listeners can know.
Can I guess some of them?
Yeah?
So I'm going to get somewhere alright, choose three. Oh well, I'm going to say selenium, coteen, carotene, carote no C C C Q ten or c or whatever it's called. Magnesium.
Well, magnesium is the only one so far I can find that, you said, But there's very much well, melatonin, garlic.
So touring right, Okay? Can we just.
Because you know what's collagen peptid?
I know what our collagen peptides. Oh that's my new thing, Sash. Oh, I'm going to order you some as well.
We're going to do rice odor free, odor free garlic nac nad.
Ready, Sash, did the doctor help you.
With that.
Burn? And so he's also no copper collagen peptid.
Okay, that's it. That's a great things you think, but it is my absolute favorite thing that he's doing plasma transfusion. So he's stealing blood from his seventeen year old son. They whip it up in the machine that he injects into himself.
Did they talk to the sun?
Yeah, he seemed fine with it.
What do you know, it's seventeen year olds like, yeah, whatever, as long as you can sit there, watch the dishes.
Yeah, take the bins out and give me your plasma. How many times do I have to tell you?
Okay?
And so he's now then he But here's what I don't I don't want to judge someone on their looks. But here's what I thought watching the documentary.
Dang on, Sorry, I just can't let this. Do you know what one thing we're about on this pod is the truth? And that was such a flagrant lie that that is okay. So it's like when people go okay, by I hate to say, I told you so, also a flagrant lie.
People love to say, okay, all right, he's the oldest looking person I've ever said.
I agree. You know what he looks like. It looks like a dolphin, or he looks like the guy the characters from the Twilight movie who were like seven hundred years old, and even though they're impeccable, there's something about them so ancient and strange. And he's got real vampire.
He looks so old it made me. I just kept laughing, and he was like, this is what I used to look like. And it shows him looking up attracted as a CEO, and I've never been uglier.
I'm like, hang on. He also doesn't have a relationship because he can't sleep with anyone. Correct the doc didn't say that. Okay, So he can't.
He's got a blue tongue, he's got blue balls.
Well maybe it's his. I won't say the name of the supplement. Because he's so militant about sleep. He can't share a bed with anyone.
Oh who needs a bed?
Well, you what do you think? He's not in the infrared saunaor either it's not happening for him.
Okay.
Did they talk at all about what he does with his with his what?
Well with his Yes? So he counted his sperm, and he has the sperm of a much younger man, so that the count of his sperm and the strength of which they swim in the direction that they're supposed to swim is doing his reverse, they're better than what they.
Used to be because he's not he's not giving it to anyone. It's good keeping it for himself.
Well, he's he's he's only forty seven.
Yeah, okay, And you're right, he looks like he's sixty seven.
He looks older than anyone I've ever seen in anything.
Anyway.
It's a great docco Don't Die the Man, Don't Don't Die. Please watch it. It's so good. It's our segment come to life. It's just our segments, an hour and a half of it.
That his secrets from the age. But I love it that we've had things like eat need to eat some chocolate every day, right, and then we've got this guy you need to take fifty seven supplements and you see your blood from your salasma.
What a buck.
I love it. Oh, I love it.
I'd like to meet him same.
Actually he's got do you think he's charm about?
You know?
It's very funny though. He's released his own olive oil what and it's called snake oil, So I'm like, what are you doing here? It's literally called snake oil. It's his olive oil brand.
Why has he done olive oil?
Because he thinks that's like the most incredibly nutritious thing you can do is a spoonful of olive oil every day. True.
I agree, that's what the Italians say as well. Do you know what, of all the things you've told me, aside from the name and the product, that's the most normal thing that you've told me about him?
Well, not really that it's called snake oil.
I just don't know what to think about him. I kind of think I want to know if he goes out with women, and who's the mother, and who's the ex wife.
Who's the theory of it. It's a text from mom, Oh my goodness, and dad, but not this week.
Don't we only put and dad when Dad's in it?
Well, I'm just I'm reminding the bucket.
Because we love it. But it's kind of like the text from Mom and Dad is kind of like Father's Day will pretend they care, but they really don't. Poor fathers, And there's so magnifice.
I've always said this about Father's Day. Do you want the breast? I'm still thinking about you, nip the best present you can give your dad on Father's Day. Take mom out. He will be the happiest man in the world.
And also are the kids have taken They've taken them?
That saves me.
Love.
Okay, a text from mom, This.
Is so great. It's one of those ones where stick with me because we always end big when it's a text from mom. When they're long, Oh you.
Don't know because they come in mind. Texts from Mummy is like this show. There's highways and byways. There's colder sacks, there's dead ends, there's dirt roads, there's alleyways, there's freeways. Stop me, stop me, why job, I'm sorry, I don't.
See you so vulnerable. It was so weird.
So let's start where my girlfriend had to sing it at night or audition?
Oh anyway, go on, Okay, here we go. Happy New Year to our Cambodian family. Hope next year will be one of adventures and good times. We're doing Andy's lamb on the spit can you smell it?
Ha ha?
And leftover plum pudding. We were going to a church party but Dad wasn't too keen. We'll probably be being bared by ten missing being at MOHU for New Years, but we've got two weeks in feb up. There offer a picnic tomorrow to Upper Yarrow Dam. We are definitely turning into Nana and Pop. Then on Friday we are going to the scattering of Paul's ashes, followed by much of the churns up the country clubs from the scattering ashes. Goda love I always say about text from I'm not sure why I don't open with that. Oh I love moms and ripped Paul Paul's no longer.
What a lovely place to be scattered?
Where was he scattering at the dam?
The damn at the dam.
Water catchment going into the pipes and into our taps?
Of course?
All right, why not people have issues with flu ride?
Now I'm here, we're all drinking Paul. Paul lives on in all of us. Fail Paul or some saver.
Drinking by Kate and your boom. What a lovely buck, What a great barker came out again?
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