It's Been A While Since A Liquor Store Was Robbed At Musket-Point, But Not As Long As You'd Think

24-year-old Dyllon Redfern was arrested after robbing a liquor store in Tulsa, OK. Police are confidant they have the right guy after finding Dyllon with the weapon used in the robbery, described by store  employees as "an old-timey musket."

Police Recover Stolen Vehicle, Same Thief Steals It AGAIN

We're not sure why, but 26-year-old Aaron Rodrigues De Los Santos really wanted that 2015 Honda Civic. He stole it (the first time) November 23. Police recovered it but didn't know it was Aaron who took it ... until he took it again 2 weeks later.

Even Though It Fits, We Don't Suggest Sending A Baggie Of Meth Through The Bank's Drive-Thru Tube

46-year-old Jason Smith of Woodsfield, Ohio (absentmindedly?) dropped a baggie of meth into a bank's drive-thru cannister. The teller inside called police and it didn't get any better for Jason.

He Learned Two Things That Day; There's A Fee For Parking At The Airport & A Fake Bomb Threat Won't Get You Out Of It

35-year-old Corey Johnson had left his Jeep in short-term parking at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport. When it was time to leave, he didn't have the money to pay the fee. He was hoping a bomb threat (or two) would cause enough trouble and he'd be able to leave. Oh, there was troubl…

Future Headline: New Zealand Man Poops Out $20k Fabergé Egg

A 32-year-old Aukland man was arrested in a jewelry store after swallowing a Fabergé Egg pendant worth around $20,000. Police say "the suspect is in custody and being medically monitored while authorities wait to recover the piece." That's gross   

Cybertruck Test Drive Turns Into $20,000 In Damage And, Somehow, Underwear's Involved

A Tesla dealership in St. Petersburg, FL is less trusting after 26-year-old Richel Valdivia took a Cybertruck for a spin. He didn't bring it back. They located it at his home two days later, but the damage had been done. 

Trail Cam Thief Leaves It Running, Records 2 Days Worth Of Illegal Activities, And The Cam's GPS Leads Cops Right To 'Em

Whoever stole a trail cam near Vicksburg, MS didn't realize they should turn the darn thing OFF before committing other crimes in full-view of that camera. It transmitted 2 days worth of other illegal activities until police had enough evidence to raid the home. It was easy to find since the camera…

Blaming A DWI On NyQuil Is A Tough Sell, Especially When You're Driving A School Bus

The 55-year-old driver of a school bus in Maple Lake, MN blamed his 0.082 breathalyzer result on NyQuil. Yes, this happened on a school day. One of the students noticed the smell of alcohol and set the ball in motion. 

Naked Florida Man Told Cops It Was A TikTok Challenge, But He Didn't Have A Phone, Because ... Naked

41-year-old Anthony Day was spotted strolling, naked, in Lakeland, FL. He told police it was a stunt, a TikTok challenge. That excuse maybe would've worked had Anthony had a phone with him.

Road Rager Given A Free Ride To The Police Station After Jumping On The Hood Of The Other Guy's Car

62-year-old John Turner was already having a bad day. It got worse when someone cut him off in traffic and John went OFF. He ended up on the hood of the other guy's car and was driven directly to the local police station. A dash cam caught all the action.