When The Guy You Call To Pick You Up When You Get A DWI Is Just As Drunk As You Are

Antone Glionna drove the the Sheriff's Office in Fultonville, NY to pick up a buddy arrested for DWI. Antone joined his pal in jail after failing the field sobriety tests.

McDonald's Manager Fired For Fiddling With French Fries

Kaylie Santos is no longer a manager at the McDonald's in Southbridge, Massachusetts. She was fired after posting a video of doing something kind of gross with a customer's order of french fries.  

Florida Man In Nothing But Flip-Flops & A Headlamp ... (go ahead, click, you know you want to)

62-year-old Robert Benson of Navarre, FL sleeps in the nude. Nothing wrong with that. BUT he also went outside at 3 o'clock in the morning, nude, to remove a neighbor's annoying misfunctioning motion-sensor light. 

In Florida, The Easter Bunny Carries & Rides A Motorcycle

Okay, it was just 29-year-old Dalton Hubbert on his motorcycle, trying to outrun cops at speeds up to 120 mph. What made him stand out was his helmet ... complete with bunny ears, big blue eyes, and pink nose.

It's Hard To Disappear In A Crowd When You Look Like Marge Simpson At A Rave

32-year-old Jane Hollingworth robbed a bank in Santa Rosa, CA. She was caught an hour later thanks to the description of "a woman with bright blue hair and a red leopard-print jacket." 

Tacoma Police End Search For Perp With Loose Vowels

Marvel Walker, Jr. literally took the "o" right out of "police." He was arrested after removing the letter from the front of the Tacoma Police Department Headquarters. 

You Know You've Done Something Wrong When The Guy Who Beat You Up Becomes A Local Hero

A tourist from Seattle was on a Maui beach when he decided it would be fun to throw a large rock at a seal in the water. When confronted, he shouted "I'm rich, I can pay the fines." A local man came to the seal's defense and took down the rock thrower. Luckily, there's video evidence of the whole t…

There Are Good Neighbors, Then There's The Guy Who Hits You With A Bat Because You Turned Off The Wi-Fi He Was Stealing

Jonathan Gross had been "borrowing" his neighbor's wi-fi signal, we don't know for how long, but he sure got upset when that neighbor turned the wi-fi off. A baseball bat and alcohol were involved. 

Drinkin' & Dronin'; Florida Man Buzzes Delivery Driver

Richard Carpenter of St. Petersburg, FL used a drone to scare off someone he thought was following him. It turned out to be a delivery driver, Richard turned out to be drunk.  

You Just Got Out Of Jail, What Are You Doing Next?

Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime.