Florida Man On A Lawnmower Arrested For DUI At 8:30 In The Morning

Christopher Spain wasn't mowing a yard at 8:30 in the morning, instead he had taken a ride on his lawnmower on Florida's Suncoast Parkway.  

Planet Fitness's Slogan "Judgement Free Zone" Put To The Test By Naked Arsonist

Closing time at a Planet Fitness in Sarasota, FL got real interesting when a naked man ran through the building, tried to start a fire in the bathroom, climbed up in the ceiling, and tried to elude police by hiding in a tanning bed. 

With A Giant Stuffed Bear Attached To The Roof Of Her SUV, Woman Arrested For Attacking A Man With A Machete

Shantel Benett-Wyatt made herself a little too conspicuous with a HUGE stuffed animal strapped to the roof of her Ford Explorer in Pasco, WA. Police were looking for just such a vehicle after a woman tried using a machete on a man in a city park, then ran him over and broke his leg. Sheesh.

There Once Was A Man From Nantucket ... Who Did Something Stupid

Jonathan Jacoby wanted a better view of the ocean from his home on Nantucket Island, so he had trees blocking that view cut down. They were his neighbor's trees. She's mad, and suing, and Jonathan was arrested because you can't do that. 

Drug Dealer In Court For Dealing Drugs Busted For Dealing Drugs In Court

30-year-old Tony Roe was in court for sentencing on drug charges when he was caught trying to deal drugs with another convict. 

Florida Man Celebrates His Birthday In The Most "Florida Way" Possible

For his 57th birthday, Jonathan Winslow celebrated by stealing the Conch Tour Train in Key West, FL, driving it to the famous Southernmost Point Buoy, picking up several passengers along the way, and wrapped it all up by getting arrested. Meth may or may not have been involved. Happy Birthday, Jona…

2 Minutes After New "Super Speeder" Law Went Into Effect, Florida Driver Clocked At 104 MPH

The new law targets anyone going faster than 100 mph with a penalty of up to 30 days in jail, a $500 fine, or both. The new law took effect at 12:01 a.m., the first offender was caught at 12:03 a.m. 

A Man Named Patches Magickbeans Was Arrested For ... Well, His Name's Patches Magickbeans, C'mon

27-year-old Benjamin Kidd, the victim of today's Dumb-Dumb, could use your help. Follow the link for Ben's GoFundMe Now, for Patches Magickbeans (yes, they tell us that's his legal name). He's a 34-year-old man in hot water for driving the van that hit equipment Ben and another worker were on insi…

Florida Man, Too Scared To Go Home To An Angry Wife, Caught Living In A Vacant House

After a fight with his wife 4 days prior, police discovered an unnamed 44-year-old man "staying" in someone's Davenport, FL home to avoid her. When police arrived the man was preparing supper and getting ready for a bath. "Sure, make yourself right at home."

Loony Toon Wanted By Oregon Police

A 42-year-old man, whose legal name is Loony John Franklin Toon, disappeared onto a golf course Friday night after a police chase.