If You Want To Steal A Firetruck, Wait Until They Put Out Your House

Nestor Roman of Dalton, New Hampshire recently lost his house to a fire. He didn't help the situation by stealing one of the fire trucks responding to the call, then crashing it into another fire truck before driving off.

The Sad Part Is She Won't Learn From The Experience Because She Won't Remember Any Of It

24-year-old Elizabeth Boucher had a rough night in Daytona Beach, FL. It was a great lesson in why you don't drink and drive, except she probably has no memory of crashing her Ford Bronco, hitting a woman in the head, talking with police, or resisting arrest. Good thing there's video.

It Was A Stick vs. A Spatula, Guess Who Won

When 53-year-old Antonieta Sanchez took out her frustration with a large stick at In-N-Out Burger in Lake Elsinore, CA, a young man in the drive-thru leapt to action (and through the window) to defend workers. He grabbed the first thing he saw to use as a "weapon." It was ... a spatula.

Drunk Nashville Mom Nabbed Napping In Elementary School Pick-Up Line

She was either celebrating the fact her kids were back in school, or she really missed them and needed "liquid courage" to get through the day without them. Either way, Jacklyn Reha was arrested for DUI & felony assault on a law enforcement officer when she went to pick up her kids at Lakeview Elem…

If You Try To Destroy A Traffic Camera, Do It BEFORE It Takes Your Picture

Brandon Ribadeneira got caught speeding in Phoenix, AZ and decided to "handle" the traffic camera himself. First, he tipped it over. Then, he smashed it with a rock. THEN, he tried to drag it down the street. We know all of this because the camera caught all of this. Brandon was arrested.

Maybe The Reason He Didn't Have A Driver's License Is He's Not Very Good At It

Look, you can drive your car or you can inspect your teeth in the mirror. We don't recommend doing both at the same time.

We've Heard Buc-ee's Bathrooms Are Nice, But Are They "Break-The-Law-To-Get-To-One" Nice?

Omar Soliman was pulled over for hitting 117 mph on a Florida interstate. His excuse was he had to use the restroom ... at Buc-ee's ... 61 miles down the road.

"Bluntman" Displaying "Weed 4 Sale" Sign Arrested For ... Well, I Hate To Ruin The Surprise

Kevin Jones is known by some as "Bluntman," especially those attending the Gather of the Juggalos festival AND the Mid-Missouri Drug Task Force. Kevin was arrested on his way to those festival and, with 128 pounds of marijuana, lived up to his nickname.  

If You Threaten To Bomb A Place On Instagram, That's A Bomb Threat, Even If You Were Joking

He's only 19 so we're cutting him a little slack. For the record, Jaxon, just because YOU feel your order is taking too long at Applebee's, threatening to bomb them on social media is a really, really, really bad idea.

It Was (Exactly) Like Throwing A Hand Grenade Into A Police Station

The Lakeland, FL Police Department had a surprise visitor and a lot of excitement last Sunday afternoon. Someone brought in a box, and IN that box was a live Korean War era hand grenade. Everyone's fine.