Yes, Teslas Are Smart, But They Aren't "Drive You Home When You Pass Out" Smart

Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly wa…

Despite What The Invitation Says, Clothing Is NOT Optional

Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.

Sometimes A Good Excuse Can Get You Out Of A Traffic Ticket. This Was Not One Of Those Times.

Cops in Cleveland pulled a woman over on the Interstate because she was only driving 38 mph (in a 60). They soon found out she'd been drinking, and was still drinking. Her excuse was ... less than persuasive.

What Are The Chances Both Guys In A Fight Flash Fake Badges? Better Than You Think.

2 men were charged with impersonating an officer after they BOTH flashed fake badges during an altercation in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Neither man was really law enforcement. 

When "You Don't Know What You've Got 'Til It's Gone" Costs You $3 Million Dollars

When Enzo Conticello stole a woman's bag from a pub in Soho, he had NO idea what he had. He traded a laptop and credit cards for some drugs, but he had discarded the most valuable thing not realizing what he'd stolen. In that bag was a Faberge egg with an estimated value of $3 Million dollars. He …

Stupid Driver Gives Stupid Reason For Driving Stupid Fast

25-year-old Siria Lopez gave cops in Bonita Springs, FL a new excuse when they pulled her over for speeding. She blamed it on the car, kind of. She pointed to the Toyota Supra she'd been driving and said she thought "it was okay to go fast." 

How Does One Guy Steal 11 Vehicles All At One Time All By Himself? Here Ya Go.

After being released from a correctional facility in Arizona, Isaiah Walker was looking for a ride home to Oklahoma. He did something not recommended for people trying to go unnoticed. He hijacked a car transporter hauling 10 really expensive Chevy C8 Corvettes.    

Subway Rejects Customer's Slogan Update "Eat Fresh, Feel Good, Freak Out"

I'munique Clark was arrested after a public meltdown over peppers at a Subway in St. Petersburg, FL.  

When The Village People Meet The Village Idiot

Tim Mahoney from Montgomery, NY was arrested in Key Largo, FL after putting on a show. Wearing nothing but a construction hard hat, Tim was found by police dancing in the road where he had crashed his truck into traffic cones. 

Is It Illegal To Strap Alligator Roadkill To The Roof Of Your Car In Florida? Asking For A Friend.

Anthony Buhl of New York and March Wallin Chadwick from Tennessee were arrested after being caught with a dead alligator strapped to the roof of their vehicle while visiting Florida. They wanted to get it to a taxidermist to have it stuffed. Instead, they've been hit with a felony charge of illegal…