Shantel Benett-Wyatt made herself a little too conspicuous with a HUGE stuffed animal strapped to the roof of her Ford Explorer in Pasco, WA. Police were looking for just such a vehicle after a woman tried using a machete on a man in a city park, then ran him over and broke his leg. Sheesh.

Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy
01:49

Yabba Dabba DON'T
01:38

"Sir, Put The Flamingo Down And Back Away"
02:08