After a fight with his wife 4 days prior, police discovered an unnamed 44-year-old man "staying" in someone's Davenport, FL home to avoid her. When police arrived the man was preparing supper and getting ready for a bath. "Sure, make yourself right at home."

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What's The 8th Commandment Again? Oh Yeah. Should We Tell The Reverend?
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Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy
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