"To Protect And Swerve"

An off-duty Haines City, FL Police Officer found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for DUI while driving ... wait for it ... his marked police car. 

Today's Stolen Vehicle Bingo Card Includes An Airport Tug And Lavatory Servicing Truck

Jay Barr took a couple of joy rides at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, CA. First he stole (and crashed) an airport tug. Next he went for the truck that hauls away the "waste" left behind by passengers. We call it a "poo truck," they call it a lavatory servicing truck.  

Wedding Venue Could Have Chosen To Avoid A PR Nightmare, They Chose Poorly

Posey Meadows in San Marcos, TX had a choice to make when the groom for an upcoming wedding at their venue died unexpectedly. They didn't play it as smoothly as they could (or should) have.

Once Again, Another Dumb-Dumb Makes Things WAY Easier For Police

If the car you stole runs out of gas, do NOT ask police for a ride.  Today's Dumb-Dumb originally aired Oct. 20, 2020. 

When You Steal The Box Something Comes In, Make Sure That Something Is In The Box You're Stealing

A Tempe, AZ tech company got hit the other night, and all the guy got were empty boxes. After smashing a window, the man was caught on surveillance cameras reaching  through the blinds and hauling off dozens of Mini Mac computer boxes. JUST the boxes. They were empty.

Bird Smuggler's Bulge Gives Him Away At Miami Airport

Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10 birds from Cuba Alberto had sewn into his underwear.

Time To Make The Donuts

67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana. Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video. 

The Crossword Bandit Messes Up, Then Across, Then Down

Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times.

Traveler's Baggage Check At The Airport Was Over The 50 lb Limit Thanks To 60 lbs Of Marijuana

Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning.

Move Over, We Have A Winner For This Week's "Dumbest Excuse For Speeding" Award

When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.