Playing "Statue" In A Nativity Scene To Hide From Police Only Works If You Don't Move

A 38-year-old man was arrested after leading cops on a foot chase. He tried hiding in plain sight by blending in with a Nativity Scene. It did NOT work since most Nativity Scenes have 3 Wise Men, not 4. 

When Doing Something Dumb Needs More "Oomph", Do It Naked

A grown, naked man crawled under a gate at the Commerce City, CO Police Department and took a cop car for a short joy ride. Cops didn't know he wasn't wearing clothes until they pulled him out of the vehicle and arrested him.  

Pro Tip: Don't Drive A Stolen Vehicle To Your Federal Court Date

Latoya Clark was heading to federal court to face charges for conspiracy, money laundering, and wire fraud. Too bad her method of transportation was a stolen U-Haul cargo van. She didn't make it to court that day.

Car Thief's (Stolen) Car Gets Towed, So He Calls The Cops

21-year-old Kayonne Baxter stole a Hyundai Sonata, parked it in the wrong spot, and found out it had been towed. He called police the next day asking if he could get his personal belongings out of it. "Sure," they said, "come on down." He was arrested.  

We're Pretty Sure "Add Pepper Spray" Isn't A Menu Option At Arby's

Kourtney, a DoorDash Driver, was arrested after being caught on a doorbell camera spraying what looked like pepper spray on the order she just delivered. The couple who ordered the food knew something was up when the wife had trouble breathing and threw up.  

It's Been A While Since A Liquor Store Was Robbed At Musket-Point, But Not As Long As You'd Think

24-year-old Dyllon Redfern was arrested after robbing a liquor store in Tulsa, OK. Police are confidant they have the right guy after finding Dyllon with the weapon used in the robbery, described by store  employees as "an old-timey musket."

Police Recover Stolen Vehicle, Same Thief Steals It AGAIN

We're not sure why, but 26-year-old Aaron Rodrigues De Los Santos really wanted that 2015 Honda Civic. He stole it (the first time) November 23. Police recovered it but didn't know it was Aaron who took it ... until he took it again 2 weeks later.

Even Though It Fits, We Don't Suggest Sending A Baggie Of Meth Through The Bank's Drive-Thru Tube

46-year-old Jason Smith of Woodsfield, Ohio (absentmindedly?) dropped a baggie of meth into a bank's drive-thru cannister. The teller inside called police and it didn't get any better for Jason.

He Learned Two Things That Day; There's A Fee For Parking At The Airport & A Fake Bomb Threat Won't Get You Out Of It

35-year-old Corey Johnson had left his Jeep in short-term parking at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport. When it was time to leave, he didn't have the money to pay the fee. He was hoping a bomb threat (or two) would cause enough trouble and he'd be able to leave. Oh, there was troubl…

Future Headline: New Zealand Man Poops Out $20k Fabergé Egg

A 32-year-old Aukland man was arrested in a jewelry store after swallowing a Fabergé Egg pendant worth around $20,000. Police say "the suspect is in custody and being medically monitored while authorities wait to recover the piece." That's gross