If You're Summoned To Court, Go. If They Make You Wait, Wait.

53-year-old Thomas Lydon was summoned to appear before a judge for making threats. Thomas went and waited, but then got sick of waiting and left. When he showed up at the police station the next day to complain, he was promptly arrested for failing to appear in court. 

"At What Point Does Your Breath Become Flammable?" Asking For The Guy Who Blew .427

Cops pulled over a man in Waupaca County, WI for suspicion of driving under the influence. They called THAT one. He was (technically) 21 times his legal limit. After previous DUI's, the driver's limit was 0.02. He went WAY past that.

When You Forget Cameras Are Watching, You Do Stupid Stuff

29-year-old Arianna Moss no longer works at Highland Recreation Center, all because of a 40 oz Stanley tumbler. Arianna was caught on surveillance cameras stuffing her coworkers' Stanley into her lunchbox.   

The Scales Of Justice: Skinny-Dipping "Mermaid" Arrested In Louisiana

Erin Sutton isn't really a mermaid, but she told the cops arresting her she was "trying to be a mermaid." They got her out of her neighbor's pond, where she was trespassing, but then she got physical with cops, was tased, and wound up arrested.  

"Double, Double I'm In Trouble!" A Real Fortune Teller Would've Seen This Coming.

An argument can be made that this 38-year-old fortune teller was spot on when he predicted a 19-year-old girl would "lose a valuable item in the near future." Sure, that was right before HE stole her iPhone ... but he WAS right.

By Day, He's A Florida Mailman. By Night, He Plays Way Too Much GTA.

William White Jr. was working for the USPS in Pensacola and, after delivering a package, saw a 10-year-old boy on a scooter WITH that package. William decided he was going to get that package back by running the thief down with his mail truck. Thank God he (mostly) missed. Turns out the boy was tak…

'Twas The Morning Of Christmas, When All Through The House A Creature IS Stirring, And He's Naked

Police found Vladimir Demidovich hiding in a Florida garage Christmas morning. There were two problems; it wasn't his garage and he wasn't wearing any clothes.  

We Knew Santa Had Helpers, But Who Knew The Grinch Had Helpers Who Do What He Do, Too?

44-year-old Eric Rothenbuhler wrapped up 2025 in jail after stealing toys from under a tree at a Red Roof Inn in Florida Christmas morning. 

Playing "Statue" In A Nativity Scene To Hide From Police Only Works If You Don't Move

A 38-year-old man was arrested after leading cops on a foot chase. He tried hiding in plain sight by blending in with a Nativity Scene. It did NOT work since most Nativity Scenes have 3 Wise Men, not 4. 

When Doing Something Dumb Needs More "Oomph", Do It Naked

A grown, naked man crawled under a gate at the Commerce City, CO Police Department and took a cop car for a short joy ride. Cops didn't know he wasn't wearing clothes until they pulled him out of the vehicle and arrested him.