How Easy Is It To Steal A Cop Car? Evidently, It's Real Easy.

38-year-old John Mack traveled to Key West, FL from La Grange, IL for Memorial Day Weekend. He made it a trip to remember (or forget) after stealing a cop car to get from one bar to another. 

Not Sure Who Needs To Hear This (YOU Kristian, Talking To YOU) Ankle Monitors Track Your Location

18-year-old Kristian Cochran was already wearing a court-ordered ankle monitor when he decided to start busting into cars in Dayton, Ohio. That gave police all the evidence they needed.

"Attention Walmart Associates, Cleanup In Aisle 7, & 8, & 9, 10, 11 ...

36-year-old Anthony Rhodes created a diversion inside a Maryland Walmart so he could snatch jewelry from a display case. He managed to cause around $10 million dollars in damage after lighting a shopping cart filled with fireworks.

When The Guy You Call To Pick You Up When You Get A DWI Is Just As Drunk As You Are

Antone Glionna drove the the Sheriff's Office in Fultonville, NY to pick up a buddy arrested for DWI. Antone joined his pal in jail after failing the field sobriety tests.

McDonald's Manager Fired For Fiddling With French Fries

Kaylie Santos is no longer a manager at the McDonald's in Southbridge, Massachusetts. She was fired after posting a video of doing something kind of gross with a customer's order of french fries.  

Florida Man In Nothing But Flip-Flops & A Headlamp ... (go ahead, click, you know you want to)

62-year-old Robert Benson of Navarre, FL sleeps in the nude. Nothing wrong with that. BUT he also went outside at 3 o'clock in the morning, nude, to remove a neighbor's annoying misfunctioning motion-sensor light. 

In Florida, The Easter Bunny Carries & Rides A Motorcycle

Okay, it was just 29-year-old Dalton Hubbert on his motorcycle, trying to outrun cops at speeds up to 120 mph. What made him stand out was his helmet ... complete with bunny ears, big blue eyes, and pink nose.

It's Hard To Disappear In A Crowd When You Look Like Marge Simpson At A Rave

32-year-old Jane Hollingworth robbed a bank in Santa Rosa, CA. She was caught an hour later thanks to the description of "a woman with bright blue hair and a red leopard-print jacket." 

Tacoma Police End Search For Perp With Loose Vowels

Marvel Walker, Jr. literally took the "o" right out of "police." He was arrested after removing the letter from the front of the Tacoma Police Department Headquarters. 

You Know You've Done Something Wrong When The Guy Who Beat You Up Becomes A Local Hero

A tourist from Seattle was on a Maui beach when he decided it would be fun to throw a large rock at a seal in the water. When confronted, he shouted "I'm rich, I can pay the fines." A local man came to the seal's defense and took down the rock thrower. Luckily, there's video evidence of the whole t…