Traveler's Baggage Check At The Airport Was Over The 50 lb Limit Thanks To 60 lbs Of Marijuana

Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning.

Move Over, We Have A Winner For This Week's "Dumbest Excuse For Speeding" Award

When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast. 

When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go

An unidentified driver crashed his car through a wall at Kroger in Rosenberg, TX. He did it on purpose, telling police he really had to use the bathroom but the doors were locked. Well, sir, sure. They always are at 4:30 in the morning.

Just So You Know, If Cops Find You Riding An Electric Scooter At Midnight With No Clothes On, There Will Be Questions

44-year-old Jason Wise went for a midnight scooter ride in Midwest City, OK. The problem was, Jason had been drinking and left ALL his clothes at home.

Some People Burn Bridges When Fired, THIS Guy Tried To Burn Down The Place That Fired Him

2 bad decisions in a row will hopefully be a learning opportunity for Noah Ross of New River, AZ. He was fired, for reasons made clear in the story, but then retaliated with an even dumber act than the one he was fired for. 

Wendy's vs McDonald's: Not A Food Fight or A Burger Battle, But There Were Arrests

Two Wendy's employees in Newnan, GA were arrested after breaking into a McDonald's employee's car and stealing a backpack. The reasons they were so easy to apprehend are silly but true.

Real Cops Arrested Fake Cop After Fake Cop Called Real Cops For Backup

60-year-old Scott Millage used his black pickup, equipped with blue and red emergency lights, to pull over a driver on a Pheonix, AZ freeway. To be clear, Scott Millage is not a police officer, but called them for assistance after pulling over the motorist. He was arrested because you can't do that…

The Pepper Spray Label Says, "Don't Use In Enclosed Spaces." That Includes Movie Theaters.

34-year-old Matthew Ware was arrested in a Burbank, CA movie theater after deciding pepper spray would deter a rude movie-goer from talking on his cell phone.  

FYI, Everyone Who Goes To The Courthouse Gets Searched

Barry Bowser of Monticello, NY forgot to empty his pockets before heading to the courthouse for a court-ordered drug program. Attendance was part of his probation for a previous drug charge. 

No One Likes Waiting In Line, But We Cope. Tiffany Needs Better Coping Skills.

38-year-old Tiffany Booze lost her cool when she thought a store's check out line was taking too long. Her solution got her arrested.