Little Rock Lawyer Gets Shot Robbing An Armored Car, Pedals Away On A Bicycle

Chad Green is a criminal defense attorney who tried to rob an armored car last week. Let's hope he's a better litigator than robber because it did NOT go well.

Yellowstone Bison - 1, Drunk Yellowstone Tourist - 0

Clarence Yoder of Idaho Falls got drunk and kicked a bison inside Yellowstone National Park. The bison got it's revenge before authorities arrested Clarence.

Having An Emotional Support Alligator Is Dumb, Losing It Is Worse

Joie Henney has had Wally the alligator for about 9 years but, while on vacation in Georgia, Wally disappeared. We feel for Joie but can't help but wonder if it's for the best. 

St. Louis Police Bust Teenager When His GPS Monitor Placed Him At 11 Crime Scenes

He's only 18, but Leslie James III is making quite a name for himself. He's facing 31 counts after forgetting his GPS monitor followed his trail during 2 recent "smash-and-grabs" in St. Louis.

Pigs On The Loose And The Men Who Fight Over Them

After pigs got loose and blocked traffic in Orleans, VT, Ty and Michael got in a fight over them. What was the fight about? We don't know.

Angry Girlfriend Stabbed Her Boo In The Butt With A Fork

The boyfriend of a woman with anger issues and access to cutlery decided not to press charges after she stabbed him with a fork. He'll be okay, she got him in glutes. You GOT to watch your back, man.

THIS Passenger Tried To Sneak 56 lbs. Of Pot In Her Checked Luggage

A 21-year-old United Airlines passenger checked her luggage, filled with 56 pounds of marijuana, and thought all was well. It was...until her suitcase burst open on the baggage cart.

Florida Couple Tried To Scam The Lottery Out Of A Million Bucks With Homemade Ticket

Kira Ender and Dakota Jones tried, and failed, to turn two losing Florida State Lottery tickets into one Million-Dollar-Winning ticket. Their "arts & crafts" didn't fool anybody and they were both arrested.

Woman Called 911 Because Her Dealer Sold Her Inferior Meth

Sarah Harris of Bedford, Indiana was convinced the meth she just bought wasn't what her dealer said it was. She called the cops to come test it. She can rest assured, it was meth. They don't arrest you if it's not.

Florida Tour Boat Captain Got Drunk & Fell Overboard

The crew and passengers of the "Clearwater Fun Boat" watched as Captain John Beckwith showed up to work last Friday a little drunk and unsteady, and proved it by falling off the boat.