There Are Good Neighbors, Then There's The Guy Who Hits You With A Bat Because You Turned Off The Wi-Fi He Was Stealing

Jonathan Gross had been "borrowing" his neighbor's wi-fi signal, we don't know for how long, but he sure got upset when that neighbor turned the wi-fi off. A baseball bat and alcohol were involved. 

Drinkin' & Dronin'; Florida Man Buzzes Delivery Driver

Richard Carpenter of St. Petersburg, FL used a drone to scare off someone he thought was following him. It turned out to be a delivery driver, Richard turned out to be drunk.  

You Just Got Out Of Jail, What Are You Doing Next?

Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime. 

Police Poo-Poo This Type Of Behavior (You've Been Warned)

Alexis Weber was arrested Tuesday for reasons we prefer not to put in writing. Go ahead and listen if you want, but it's gross.

Donald Duck Arrested In Florida, May Or May Not Be Her Real Name. Okay, It's Not.

Her REAL name is Lisa Nagel, but when cops showed up at her door answering a disturbance call she identified herself as "Donald Duck." 

Florida Braces For Next Generation Of Dumb People Doing Dumb Things

18-year-olds haven't yet fully developed, mentally, so we cut them a little slack. However, when they do something dumb in the name of social media popularity, we hold them accountable. When they record themselves engaged in said activity, we arrest them because they provided their own evidence.

Yes, Teslas Are Smart, But They Aren't "Drive You Home When You Pass Out" Smart

Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly wa…

Despite What The Invitation Says, Clothing Is NOT Optional

Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.

Sometimes A Good Excuse Can Get You Out Of A Traffic Ticket. This Was Not One Of Those Times.

Cops in Cleveland pulled a woman over on the Interstate because she was only driving 38 mph (in a 60). They soon found out she'd been drinking, and was still drinking. Her excuse was ... less than persuasive.

What Are The Chances Both Guys In A Fight Flash Fake Badges? Better Than You Think.

2 men were charged with impersonating an officer after they BOTH flashed fake badges during an altercation in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Neither man was really law enforcement.