33-year-old Robert Langlias found out the hard way he was just a little too big to fit down a chimney in Fall River, Massachusetts. He was actually trying to hide from police, but they found him when he started yelling for help.

Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy
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Yabba Dabba DON'T
01:38

"Sir, Put The Flamingo Down And Back Away"
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