Stealing baseball cards from Walmart doesn't seem like a huge sin. Stealing over $1000 in cards over 5 days is harder to explain, especially when you're the Very Reverend Aidan Smith, Head Priest and Dean of of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh.

Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy
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Yabba Dabba DON'T
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"Sir, Put The Flamingo Down And Back Away"
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