An off-duty Haines City, FL Police Officer found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for DUI while driving ... wait for it ... his marked police car. 

An off-duty Haines City, FL Police Officer found himself on the other side of the law when he was arrested for DUI while driving ... wait for it ... his marked police car.&nbsp;

"To Protect And Swerve" 

Jay Barr took a couple of joy rides at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, CA. First he stole (and crashed) an airport tug. Next he went for the truck that hauls away the "waste" left behind by passengers. We call it a "poo truck," they call it a lavatory servicing truck.  

Jay Barr took a couple of joy rides at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, CA. First he stole (and crashed) an airport tug. Next he went for the truck that hauls away the "waste" left behind by passengers. We call it a "poo truck," they call it a lavatory servicing truck.&nbsp;&nbsp;

Today's Stolen Vehicle Bingo Card Includes An Airport Tug And Lavatory Servicing Truck

Posey Meadows in San Marcos, TX had a choice to make when the groom for an upcoming wedding at their venue died unexpectedly. They didn't play it as smoothly as they could (or should) have.

Posey Meadows in San Marcos, TX had a choice to make when the groom for an upcoming wedding at their venue died unexpectedly. They didn't play it as smoothly as they could (or should) have.

Wedding Venue Could Have Chosen To Avoid A PR Nightmare, They Chose Poorly

If the car you stole runs out of gas, do NOT ask police for a ride. 

Today's Dumb-Dumb originally aired Oct. 20, 2020. 

If the car you stole runs out of gas, do NOT ask police for a ride.&nbsp; Today's Dumb-Dumb originally aired Oct. 20, 2020.&nbsp;

Once Again, Another Dumb-Dumb Makes Things WAY Easier For Police

A Tempe, AZ tech company got hit the other night, and all the guy got were empty boxes. After smashing a window, the man was caught on surveillance cameras reaching  through the blinds and hauling off dozens of Mini Mac computer boxes. JUST the boxes. They were empty.

A Tempe, AZ tech company got hit the other night, and all the guy got were empty boxes. After smashing a window, the man was caught on surveillance cameras reaching&nbsp; through the blinds and hauling off dozens of Mini Mac computer boxes. JUST the boxes. They were empty.

When You Steal The Box Something Comes In, Make Sure That Something Is In The Box You're Stealing

Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10 birds from Cuba Alberto had sewn into his underwear.

Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10 birds from Cuba Alberto had sewn into his underwear.

Bird Smuggler's Bulge Gives Him Away At Miami Airport

67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana.

Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video. 

67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana. Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video.&nbsp;

Time To Make The Donuts

Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times.

Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&amp;-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times.

The Crossword Bandit Messes Up, Then Across, Then Down

Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning.

Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning.

Traveler's Baggage Check At The Airport Was Over The 50 lb Limit Thanks To 60 lbs Of Marijuana

When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast. 

When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.&nbsp;

Move Over, We Have A Winner For This Week's "Dumbest Excuse For Speeding" Award

We all do something dumb once in awhile, then there are those who go above and beyond.
Our salute to those who have managed to take dumb to a whole new level.

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

We all do something dumb once in a while, then there are those who go above and beyond. Our salute to those who managed to take dumb to a whole new level.

We all do something dumb once in a while, then there are those who go above and beyond. Our salute to those who managed to take dumb to a whole new level.

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

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