27-year-old Benjamin Kidd, the victim of today's Dumb-Dumb, could use your help.
Follow the link for Ben's GoFundMe
Now, for Patches Magickbeans (yes, they tell us that's his legal name). He's a 34-year-old man in hot water for driving the van that hit equipment Ben and another worker were on inside a tunnel in Two Harbors, MN. Troopers, to NO ONE'S surprise, found drugs in the vehicle and "Patches" freely admitted to taking psychedelic mushrooms and an edible.

When The Guy You Call To Pick You Up When You Get A DWI Is Just As Drunk As You Are
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McDonald's Manager Fired For Fiddling With French Fries
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Florida Man In Nothing But Flip-Flops & A Headlamp ... (go ahead, click, you know you want to)
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