Josh takes it upon himself to give himself a nickname; should you shower in the morning or at night; measuring the space inside of a bag; taking the bin out at the end of the week and enjoying a little sip.   

With very special guests Really Good, Scrolling Through Time, Oh Palau and Problem, No Problem.

Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

 

Josh takes it upon himself to give himself a nickname; should you shower in the morning or at night; measuring the space inside of a bag; taking the bin out at the end of the week and enjoying a little sip.&nbsp; &nbsp;
With very special guests Really Good, Scrolling Through Time, Oh Palau and Problem, No Problem.
Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a> for more info and links to our social media.
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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?

Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite the church at his nephew’s christening but isn’t sure whether the spot should be reserved for immediate family. Dion quickly finds a parallel to another moment Christian found a premium parking spot on the day of his auction. Does the finders keepers rule apply to parking spots? Or should you be considerate of those who may need to spot more than you? 

We then ponder, why do humans refrain from stealing those enormous mounds of gravel and mulch dumped in driveways? Dion reveals that he may be a mulch thief while Josh can’t help but equate driveway mounds with takeaway fish and chips. Can you take clippings of a neighbours rosemary bush? Do you feel safe leaving items outside your home unattended? Why aren’t we more concerned about mail theft? Is it because of all the dead snails in everyone’s mailbox? Should we have more faith in our community? 

Finally, Josh reflects on a recent temporary toilet experience and asks Dion and Christian what their ultimate setup would be.  Dion reveals that after walking into a temporary toilet, he goes in for a big little sniff while Christian fawns over a tap that provides constant flow via a foot pump mechanism. We also discuss, when do you feel rushed in the toilet and Patchwork’s first ever trigger warning. 

With very special guest Really Good and a naughty old man Dion goes to the library 

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For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite the church at his nephew’s christening but isn’t sure whether the spot should be reserved for immediate family. Dion quickly finds a parallel to another moment Christian found a premium parking spot on the day of his auction. Does the finders keepers rule apply to parking spots? Or should you be considerate of those who may need to spot more than you? 
We then ponder, why do humans refrain from stealing those enormous mounds of gravel and mulch dumped in driveways? Dion reveals that he may be a mulch thief while Josh can’t help but equate driveway mounds with takeaway fish and chips. Can you take clippings of a neighbours rosemary bush? Do you feel safe leaving items outside your home unattended? Why aren’t we more concerned about mail theft? Is it because of all the dead snails in everyone’s mailbox? Should we have more faith in our community? 
Finally, Josh reflects on a recent temporary toilet experience and asks Dion and Christian what their ultimate setup would be.  Dion reveals that after walking into a temporary toilet, he goes in for a big little sniff while Christian fawns over a tap that provides constant flow via a foot pump mechanism. We also discuss, when do you feel rushed in the toilet and Patchwork’s first ever trigger warning. 
With very special guest Really Good and a naughty old man Dion goes to the library 
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?

Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 



We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name. 

Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 
 
We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name.

Which Ingredient Deserves Top Billing When Naming A Dish?

Josh surprises Dion and Christian with the big reveal that he wore the same clothes in their company on two consecutive nights. Christian confesses to noticing Dion's sexy new date outfit and we discuss Josh's upgrade to linen shirts. Also, how great is being complimented on what you're wearing? So good. 

Watch this Bonus Patch on YouTube

Josh surprises Dion and Christian with the big reveal that he wore the same clothes in their company on two consecutive nights. Christian confesses to noticing Dion's sexy new date outfit and we discuss Josh's upgrade to linen shirts. Also, how great is being complimented on what you're wearing? So good. 
<a href="https://youtu.be/U-RJpn1Ho6g">Watch this Bonus Patch on YouTube</a>

Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?

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