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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? W…

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Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
'What is the purpose of the front porch light if not to be left on for members of the household currently out of the house!?' says Josh indignantly during this episode. He's sick of fumbling with his keys while Christian sits inside laughing at how much electricity he's saving. The trio also ponder…
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Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
What is the etiquette surrounding after hours emails? Is there such a thing as an over-enthusiastic active listener? And Dion is shocked by Christian and Josh's reaction to seeing a mouse in their house - you won't believe what he says! With very special guests 'Sound Check and of course 'Really …
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Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
How do you apply sauce to your food? Are you a side or top saucer? Can you defer a house tour? What do you point out when giving someone a tour of your house? Whose responsibility is it to check pockets for tissues before a wash? Do you enjoy the feeling of a warm towel after a shower? With very s…
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Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline. With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie. Also…
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Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island vegetable? what prompts you to leave an online review? With very special guests, Oh Wow and 'Nearly' Good.
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Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle. With very special…
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Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with …
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Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room? With…
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Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping? With very special gue…
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Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube? With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.
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