Welcome To Patchwork
Welcome To Patchwork
Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned …Social links:
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Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?
Dion has finally succumbed to caffeine dependency, and Christian and Josh interrogate his new addiction. What makes a good coffee order? Why does Dion refuse to learn the difference between a flat white and a cappuccino? Meanwhile, Christian grapples with existential dread every morning, and Josh …
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Patch #140 - How Much Pizza Should You Order?
In this Patch, we crown pizza as the best party food for a large group of people before trying to define some rules around quantity, presentation and flavour. Christian feels that hosts must announce the arrival of the pizza to the party, Dion reflects on the pathetic image of guests hovering aroun…
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How Would You React To Finding A Hair In Your Food?
We kick things off with a tale of breakfast gone wrong - a simple potato rosti turns into a moral dilemma when a stray hair is found. Should you just eat around it, ask for a new dish, or push your luck and order something completely different? As usual, we thank you for your support wonderful Pat…
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Patch #139 - Have You Ever Walked Away From A Queue?
Dion and Christian argue over whether someone can feel proud of arriving to a location on time. Josh tries to share a frustrating experience of being stuck in a queue that wasn't moving at the Australian Open but neither Dion or Christian can understand what he's saying. After some translating, we …
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Would You Prefer To Eat Or Drink?
Christian kicks things off asking how Josh and Dion currently respond to the question, "How are you?" before recounting a story where he and another Australian male stranger played a game of "mate" tennis. Then, we dive into the big question for this Bonus Patch, would you rather eat or drink? Jos…
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Patch #138 - Do You Have Unreasonably High Expectations?
We're back with Season 10! Misdelivered packages, passive-aggressive laundry, and the correct way to clean a percolator. This week Dion's Rooibos Challenge for a Fridge Friend takes a turn for the ethically ambiguous. Josh reveals the depths of his percolator cleanliness standards, and Dion confron…
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Patch #137 - Should You Mow Your Neighbour's Nature Strip?
After 27 weeks, 3 additional kilos and no ageing, Dion is back in the Patchwork Studio! He tells us some brothy stories of his culinary experiences and recalls an awkwardly silent breakfast experience at a hostel. We then discuss what factors make for a positive hostel experience - is atmosphere or…
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Nibbles, Not Nibbles
In this Bonus Patch, Christian and Josh play a classic game of "Nibbles, Not Nibbles". We go through the definitive list of what constitutes "Nibbles" at a social gathering. It's very scientific.
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Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?
After countless people telling him to get one, Christian has finally purchased an air fryer and won't shut up about it! But what really is an air fryer? Is it just small oven? Is small oven better cook reddit? As the discussion develops, both Christian and Josh lose the ability to form full sentenc…
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How Often Do You Revisit Old Photos?
In this Bonus Patch, Josh tells Christian about a colleague's recent slip of the tongue. How often do you find yourself misspeaking? Is it something to be embarrassed about? Christian ups the ante and gets a little Freudian before we marvel at the human brain and dream of AI saving us from our own …
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