Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?
Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite the church at his nephew’s christening but isn’t sure whether the spot should be reserved for immediate family. Dion quickly finds a parallel to another moment Christian found a premium parking spot on the day of his auction. Does the finders keeper…
Which Ingredient Deserves Top Billing When Naming A Dish?
Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but lament…
Will You Wear The Same Clothes Two Nights In A Row?
Josh surprises Dion and Christian with the big reveal that he wore the same clothes in their company on two consecutive nights. Christian confesses to noticing Dion's sexy new date outfit and we discuss Josh's upgrade to linen shirts. Also, how great is being complimented on what you're wearing? So…
Patch #125 - Do You Confidently Slice Food In Half?
Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours he’s been looking for and, typically, they came in the form of a bowl of tomatoes. Dion questions the neighbours' motives and warns Christian by recounting the parable of his neighbour in sheep’s clothing. We then chat about rubbish collection and …
Patch #124 - How Should You Subtly Glance At Someone?
Ohhhhh wow! We're back from 7 months off and we're out of practice. We kick off by recalling a micro highlight from our trips abroad: Christian visited a Christian themed amusement park, Dion visited a capybara themed amusement park for ducks and Josh watched a man interact with natural history. …
Goodbye...for now
Dearest Patchworkers, we're taking a bit of a break. Christian is doing some extended travel so there won't be regular releases for pretty much the rest of the year. We can't thank you enough for your support over the last 6 years. Looking forward to being back in your favourite podcatcher sometim…
How do you handle insults from a stranger?
We go for quite a meander in this one. Josh cops a really good insult from a troublesome youth. Dion has an altercation at the local pool. Christian shares a moment with his pharmacist. Finally Dion tells us the story of visiting his familes home village back in Poland before getting into some real…
Patch #123 - How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist?
Christian receives a mysterious hand gesture from a concerned citizen but manages to decipher it. We also ponder the age old question - what's the difference between 'tips' and 'advice'? Christian's psych definitely got it wrong when asked about travel tips. This conversation devolves into Christ…
How Close Should You Stand To Someone When Talking To Them?
Christian and his partner effectively chase a woman across a room as she tries to distance herself from them. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that? I tell ya, Christian's gotta plead ignorance on this thing. We also discuss blowing ones nose and Josh rekons that having a red raw nose from…
Patch #122 - Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech?
Christian questions whether Josh can sell his abandoned basketball for profit. He's simply a man looking for answers. Josh's comedy group Game Boys won a freakin Green Room Award! So we discuss what genuine surprises we still have in life and if it's rude to send messages and be on social media d…