Welcome To Patchwork
Welcome To Patchwork
Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned …Social links:
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Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?
After another lengthy break, Josh and Christian are back in the WTP studio and the first thing they can think to talk about is how podcast consumption aint what it used to be. It's all content, content, content these days! Maybe if we posted a little more regularly, we would actually have some cont…
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Why Is There Something?
Oh boy. This is when you know we've become far too comfortable with what we release to our Patreon subscribers. Christian is having an existential meltdown and asks Josh, why is there something? And, if nothing is really nothing, then where does nothing exist? It's certainly not nowhere, nowhere mu…
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Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?
We have wiped away the emotional cobwebs of the Depression Sessions and are ready for a little more unstructured fun. Christian picks up on Josh's brute force attempt to bring colour to the podcast before we both become self-conscious of our most overused phrases. We quickly move onto discussing wo…
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Why Was Snoop Dogg At The Olympics?
A reminder to avoid topical content, we open with a discussion on the Paris Summer Olympics and NBC sponsoring Snoop Dogg to make cameos at different events. Christian can't understand the appeal of sending Snoop Dogg to the Olympics and Josh reveals that it's all about the content. Josh wonders …
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Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
On a cold Monday night in August 2024, tired from just existing, Josh and Christian decided to record Patch 133, "The Depression Sessions" aka Frankly Mr Chatly. For any first time listeners, this is not the Patch for you. Christian and Josh reflect on winter and the sadness of realising that you…
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Do You Know How To Apply A Bandaid? ft. Nelson Allingham
After a quick salute to our Great Aunt Ear, Christian tells Josh and Nelson a story about his struggles applying a bandaid to a recent grater related injury to his finger. Are you confident applying bandaids to cuts? What ever happened to the Cadbury Favourites style box of different shaped bandaid…
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Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham
Christian and Josh are joined in the Patchwork studio by the handsome and hilarious Nelson Allingham, host of the Read It On Reddit podcast. Christian welcomes Nelson by confessing that he often passively listens to his podcast while completing chores before tragically revealing that he prematurely…
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Patching Up With Dion in Japan
While they were busy lining up the next Patchwork guest host, Christian and Josh decided to kill two birds with one stone and turned their long overdue catch up with Dion into content for the podcast. Through the miracle of "internet", Dion joins Christian and Josh in the studio to talk through so…
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How Long Should You Keep A Single Sock For?
Christian and Josh are going it alone in this Bonus Patch and Christian kicks off by recalling a moment from the weekend when his washing machine sent him a late night notification. After marvelling at the technology, very soon Christian and Josh are tearing it apart and trying to reinvent a better…
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Patch #131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris
Christian and Josh are joined by the supremely talented comedian Nat Harris for Patch 131! Nat is about to perform a replay of her Melbourne International Comedy Festival show "Lathered" at Comedy Republic on Tuesday July 16. Purchase tickets through the Comedy Republic website! We kick off the ep…
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