How Much Water Do You Need For A Cup Of Tea?

It's Bonus Patch time. Josh's mum spots Elle Macpherson at dinner in North Queensland and reports back that she was eating Vita Wheats with cheese. We piece together what this means, how tall Elle actually is, and whether the age of the supermodel is behind us. Then Dion pours Christian three-quar…

Patch #161 - Do You Deserve Credit For Organising A Group Gift?

Josh admits he doesn't know his grandfather's name. Doesn't know when he was born, doesn't know where he lived. Is that fair enough, or is it something he should know? More clear-cut is Josh never computing that his parents had grandparents.  Then Josh gets thanked for a birthday gift he had absol…

Should A Phlebotomist Warn You Before Shaving Your Chest?

Josh went in for a routine pathology test and came out lightly shaved. Nobody warned him. The boys try to work out whether a phlebotomist should ask before taking a razor to your chest, whether this is a chance to nuke the whole thing, and whether chest hair actually grows back thicker. Then someh…

Patch #160 - Do You Trust a Warning Sign?

Are you a rule follower, or is a warning sign more of a suggestion? Josh finds himself stuck behind a temporary fence on a coastal walk while everyone in front of him just strolls straight past it - is that healthy scepticism of authority, or something else entirely? Is a road sign a genuine safety…

Does A Gift Need To Be A Surprise?

For his 40th, Josh received a group gift of money earmarked for a specific piece of DJ equipment - which he then went and found secondhand himself, negotiated the price on, and organised entirely on his own terms. Does that still count as a gift? Is there an obligation for a present to be new, wrap…

Patch #159 - Do You Prefer To Sit Next To, Or Opposite Someone?

Dion ordered himself something at Hungry Jack's by tacking it onto Josh's order, and Josh has been holding onto the receipt ever since. The boys try to work out whether the principle is worth more than the money ($6.90 to be exact). Then Christian wants to know: if you change tables at a restauran…

Patch #158 - Is A 'Maybe' RSVP Actually A 'No'?

Josh has run the numbers on his 40th RSVPs and discovers what every host secretly suspects: a "maybe" is a "no", a non-reply is a "no", and even the yeses can't be trusted. Then Dion gets pulled into the strange social grey zone between a Marketplace transaction and a friendship. The buyer wants t…

Do Clothes Actually Need To Be Folded?

Dion has decided that clothes don't need to be folded. He thinks she should just be laid flat, one on top of the other, in shirt-shaped stacks. Josh and Christian try to walk the idiot through the obvious problems, and somehow end up designing a wardrobe with one mini drawer per t-shirt, like a tie…

Patch #157 - If You Drop A Chopstick, Should You Ask For A New One?

Josh drops a chopstick at a restaurant and, without thinking, flags down the waiter for a new one. Dion and Christian are baffled. To them, you pick it up, you wipe it, and then you keep eating. To Josh, that's grub behaviour! We try to work out where the line is between sensible hygiene and prissy…

Is It Worth Keeping Leftover Foreign Currency?

Why do pubs put foreign currency all over the wall? Christian noticed it for the first time and now he can't unsee it. Is it a love letter to international travellers, a quiet way for backpackers to offload useless złoty, or just lazy decor copied from every other pub in town? Then somehow we end …