Welcome To Patchwork
Welcome To Patchwork
Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned …Social links:
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Patch #137 - Should You Mow Your Neighbour's Nature Strip?
After 27 weeks, 3 additional kilos and no ageing, Dion is back in the Patchwork Studio! He tells us some brothy stories of his culinary experiences and recalls an awkwardly silent breakfast experience at a hostel. We then discuss what factors make for a positive hostel experience - is atmosphere or…
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Nibbles, Not Nibbles
In this Bonus Patch, Christian and Josh play a classic game of "Nibbles, Not Nibbles". We go through the definitive list of what constitutes "Nibbles" at a social gathering. It's very scientific.
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Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?
After countless people telling him to get one, Christian has finally purchased an air fryer and won't shut up about it! But what really is an air fryer? Is it just small oven? Is small oven better cook reddit? As the discussion develops, both Christian and Josh lose the ability to form full sentenc…
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How Often Do You Revisit Old Photos?
In this Bonus Patch, Josh tells Christian about a colleague's recent slip of the tongue. How often do you find yourself misspeaking? Is it something to be embarrassed about? Christian ups the ante and gets a little Freudian before we marvel at the human brain and dream of AI saving us from our own …
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Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?
After another lengthy break, Josh and Christian are back in the WTP studio and the first thing they can think to talk about is how podcast consumption aint what it used to be. It's all content, content, content these days! Maybe if we posted a little more regularly, we would actually have some cont…
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Why Is There Something?
Oh boy. This is when you know we've become far too comfortable with what we release to our Patreon subscribers. Christian is having an existential meltdown and asks Josh, why is there something? And, if nothing is really nothing, then where does nothing exist? It's certainly not nowhere, nowhere mu…
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Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?
We have wiped away the emotional cobwebs of the Depression Sessions and are ready for a little more unstructured fun. Christian picks up on Josh's brute force attempt to bring colour to the podcast before we both become self-conscious of our most overused phrases. We quickly move onto discussing wo…
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Why Was Snoop Dogg At The Olympics?
A reminder to avoid topical content, we open with a discussion on the Paris Summer Olympics and NBC sponsoring Snoop Dogg to make cameos at different events. Christian can't understand the appeal of sending Snoop Dogg to the Olympics and Josh reveals that it's all about the content. Josh wonders …
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Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
On a cold Monday night in August 2024, tired from just existing, Josh and Christian decided to record Patch 133, "The Depression Sessions" aka Frankly Mr Chatly. For any first time listeners, this is not the Patch for you. Christian and Josh reflect on winter and the sadness of realising that you…
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Do You Know How To Apply A Bandaid? ft. Nelson Allingham
After a quick salute to our Great Aunt Ear, Christian tells Josh and Nelson a story about his struggles applying a bandaid to a recent grater related injury to his finger. Are you confident applying bandaids to cuts? What ever happened to the Cadbury Favourites style box of different shaped bandaid…
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