Looking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge.

Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

Looking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge.
Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a> for more info and links to our social media.

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

Dion opens this Bonus Patch asking Josh and Christian for advice on when to drink the champagne he received as a gift for selling his house. Aren't we a relatable bunch? Josh answers by telling us a story of when he received a bottle of champagne from Australian comedian, Dave Thornton after working his room during a recent Comedy Festival. Working with celebrities, am I right? So so relatable.

We finally get to the heart of the matter, what is the right context for popping a bottle of champagne? Do you share with friends? Do you have to share it with the person who bought it for you? 

Also, if you're giving something to a family member, should you expect them to pay for it? How much should they pay?

If you'd like to watch this Bonus Patch on YouTube, visit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAaOkhHhSnM

Thank you for your endless support of our podcast! We appreciate it so so mulch.

Dion opens this Bonus Patch asking Josh and Christian for advice on when to drink the champagne he received as a gift for selling his house. Aren't we a relatable bunch? Josh answers by telling us a story of when he received a bottle of champagne from Australian comedian, Dave Thornton after working his room during a recent Comedy Festival. Working with celebrities, am I right? So so relatable.
We finally get to the heart of the matter, what is the right context for popping a bottle of champagne? Do you share with friends? Do you have to share it with the person who bought it for you? 
Also, if you're giving something to a family member, should you expect them to pay for it? How much should they pay?
If you'd like to watch this Bonus Patch on YouTube, visit <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAaOkhHhSnM">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAaOkhHhSnM</a>
Thank you for your endless support of our podcast! We appreciate it so so mulch.

When Should You Pop A Bottle Of Gifted Champagne?

Christian is sick! He's sick and selfish. He begins the Patch by telling Josh and Dion about the poor decision he made to ride public transport while sick and the consequent pressure of having to 'cover up' his illness. After some light berating, we get to the heart of the matter, which is more annoying, a sniff? Or a cough? And what makes it annoying? The frequency? The sound? And do we dare discuss sneezing? We then reminisce on being judged if you ever blew your nose loudly as a child. 

Josh recalls needing to send some event details on to his partner and asks Dion and Christian whether they are "screenshotters" or "copy pasters" when it comes to forwarding on event details? Josh treats the original message as a first draft, Christian choses to summarise in his own words, Dion crops and highlights. Out of nowhere, Dion decides he is finally picking a bone with Josh over how he shares the edited Patchwork episodes to him and Christian. We also discuss the stigma around leaving group chats.

To wrap the episode up, Josh asks whether he it is acceptable for him to serve guests lower quality beverages than what he has served himself? 

With very special guest Oh Wow! and a new game, MetaFORE! 

Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

Christian is sick! He's sick and selfish. He begins the Patch by telling Josh and Dion about the poor decision he made to ride public transport while sick and the consequent pressure of having to 'cover up' his illness. After some light berating, we get to the heart of the matter, which is more annoying, a sniff? Or a cough? And what makes it annoying? The frequency? The sound? And do we dare discuss sneezing? We then reminisce on being judged if you ever blew your nose loudly as a child. 
Josh recalls needing to send some event details on to his partner and asks Dion and Christian whether they are "screenshotters" or "copy pasters" when it comes to forwarding on event details? Josh treats the original message as a first draft, Christian choses to summarise in his own words, Dion crops and highlights. Out of nowhere, Dion decides he is finally picking a bone with Josh over how he shares the edited Patchwork episodes to him and Christian. We also discuss the stigma around leaving group chats.
To wrap the episode up, Josh asks whether he it is acceptable for him to serve guests lower quality beverages than what he has served himself? 
With very special guest Oh Wow! and a new game, MetaFORE! 
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?

In this Bonus Patch, we have a minor existential crisis before discussing our least favourite chores. Dion opens up the discussion disclosing he can't stand the incredibly esoteric chore of 'general tidying' whilst Christian and Josh hate cleaning their bathrooms. AND WHAT ABOUT WEEDING?! It's the absolute worst. Also, have you ever visited the worm cafe?

In this Bonus Patch, we have a minor existential crisis before discussing our least favourite chores. Dion opens up the discussion disclosing he can't stand the incredibly esoteric chore of 'general tidying' whilst Christian and Josh hate cleaning their bathrooms. AND WHAT ABOUT WEEDING?! It's the absolute worst. Also, have you ever visited the worm cafe?

Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

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