Dion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off someone who is repeating a story; Christian picks a fresh story from Nonno's Vege Patch and Dion's European Rooibos Challenge.

With special guests Oh Wow and Really Good.

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Dion freezes under the pressure of an overflowing beer; cutting off someone who is repeating a story; Christian picks a fresh story from Nonno's Vege Patch and Dion's European Rooibos Challenge.
With special guests Oh Wow and Really Good.
Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a> for more info and links to our social media.
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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

In this Bonus Patch, we have a minor existential crisis before discussing our least favourite chores. Dion opens up the discussion disclosing he can't stand the incredibly esoteric chore of 'general tidying' whilst Christian and Josh hate cleaning their bathrooms. AND WHAT ABOUT WEEDING?! It's the absolute worst. Also, have you ever visited the worm cafe?

In this Bonus Patch, we have a minor existential crisis before discussing our least favourite chores. Dion opens up the discussion disclosing he can't stand the incredibly esoteric chore of 'general tidying' whilst Christian and Josh hate cleaning their bathrooms. AND WHAT ABOUT WEEDING?! It's the absolute worst. Also, have you ever visited the worm cafe?

Which Is Your Least Favourite Chore?

Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite the church at his nephew’s christening but isn’t sure whether the spot should be reserved for immediate family. Dion quickly finds a parallel to another moment Christian found a premium parking spot on the day of his auction. Does the finders keepers rule apply to parking spots? Or should you be considerate of those who may need to spot more than you? 

We then ponder, why do humans refrain from stealing those enormous mounds of gravel and mulch dumped in driveways? Dion reveals that he may be a mulch thief while Josh can’t help but equate driveway mounds with takeaway fish and chips. Can you take clippings of a neighbours rosemary bush? Do you feel safe leaving items outside your home unattended? Why aren’t we more concerned about mail theft? Is it because of all the dead snails in everyone’s mailbox? Should we have more faith in our community? 

Finally, Josh reflects on a recent temporary toilet experience and asks Dion and Christian what their ultimate setup would be.  Dion reveals that after walking into a temporary toilet, he goes in for a big little sniff while Christian fawns over a tap that provides constant flow via a foot pump mechanism. We also discuss, when do you feel rushed in the toilet and Patchwork’s first ever trigger warning. 

With very special guest Really Good and a naughty old man Dion goes to the library 

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Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite the church at his nephew’s christening but isn’t sure whether the spot should be reserved for immediate family. Dion quickly finds a parallel to another moment Christian found a premium parking spot on the day of his auction. Does the finders keepers rule apply to parking spots? Or should you be considerate of those who may need to spot more than you? 
We then ponder, why do humans refrain from stealing those enormous mounds of gravel and mulch dumped in driveways? Dion reveals that he may be a mulch thief while Josh can’t help but equate driveway mounds with takeaway fish and chips. Can you take clippings of a neighbours rosemary bush? Do you feel safe leaving items outside your home unattended? Why aren’t we more concerned about mail theft? Is it because of all the dead snails in everyone’s mailbox? Should we have more faith in our community? 
Finally, Josh reflects on a recent temporary toilet experience and asks Dion and Christian what their ultimate setup would be.  Dion reveals that after walking into a temporary toilet, he goes in for a big little sniff while Christian fawns over a tap that provides constant flow via a foot pump mechanism. We also discuss, when do you feel rushed in the toilet and Patchwork’s first ever trigger warning. 
With very special guest Really Good and a naughty old man Dion goes to the library 
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?

Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 



We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name. 

Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 
 
We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name.

Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

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