This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to run from police was attacked by an alligator, someone keeps stealing the MILF magnet at the Vagina Museum, someone was hit with an ukulele on Florida/Not Florida, we now know how many farts we should have on average, our MVP threatened to cut off his roommates genitals before taking off all his clothes and sitting at a bus stop, Dan Sullivan is running for Senate against Dan Sullivan, and a woman found twenty sticks of dynamite in a freezer.

00:13 - Man running from police attacked by gator
07:58 - MILF magnet stolen from Vagina Museum
14:25 - Florida/Not Florida
23:17 - How many farts should we have per day?
29:20 - MVP
37:21 - Dan Sullivan running against Dan Sullivan
43:45 - Woman finds twenty sticks of dynamite in freezer