This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a teenager is accused of pooping in a public pool 18 different times, ‘summer balls’ are a real thing, a woman wanted to take on a whole landscaping crew on Missed Connections, the naked woman statue in San Francisco is up for sale, our MVP invited Taco Bell employees to meet her outside to fight, the man with the smallest penis in the world is asking for your donations to get enlargement surgery, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Teen accused of pooping in pool
07:52 - ‘Summer balls’ are real
12:47 - Missed Connections
23:02 - Naked woman statue for sale
28:19 - MVP
35:38 - Man with smallest penis wants donations
42:53 - Things We Missed