

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 17th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man was arrested after pulling his penis out and telling a woman to ‘call me for the D,’ there’s a mountain in Japan that even Matt could climb, someone was looking for porn at Barnes & Noble on Missed Connections, another man fell into a port…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 16th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a school in New York is going to employ a humanoid robot teacher, a drunk driver in Canada tried to give police a potato instead of his keys, a bear broke into a home and ransacked their fridge, our MVP stabbed a man that wouldn’t let her drink …

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 15th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man stole a cat and then used it to try and rob a bank, a new biohacking trend has men freezing their balls, a man was found naked on a pallet of dog food on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man that was accused of having sex with …

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 14th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a bakery in Thailand is offering up ‘hairy croissants,’ you can rent a BBQ Buddy in Russia, a woman was naked inside Target on Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend has men smashing their phones to look more manly, our MVP is a beaver with a t…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 10th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man dumped the contents of a feces-filled backpack on his ex, there’s controversy following the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating contest, we’re searching for a man with a man-bun on Missed Connections, someone mailed to a squirrel to a META offi…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - June 9th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman attacked a man on the way to the dispensary on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ Taylor Swift fans are buying trash from outside Madison Square Garden, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the peanut butter floor has been reinstalled at a Du…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 8th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in Indiana cut off his genitals and set them on fire, another woman had her driveway ‘stolen’ in Florida, a man wore his bail bonds t-shirt in his new mugshot on Florida/Not Florida, the same elephant has killed four family members in Nepa…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 7th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man used as a seagull as a weapon in Scotland, people in Russia are buying horses to combat high gas prices, a man dressed as a woman in hopes of avoiding arrest on Florida/Not Florida, a man experiencing a constant eye twitch kept slapping hi…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 6th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone is spray painting ‘I Fart3d in Yoga’ all over London, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, women in Russia are selling their used breast implants, our MVP had his car stolen while burglarizing a c…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - July 1st, 2026
This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, smelly players have led a card shop in Oregon to pause their Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments, there’s a dog rental app available now in China, a woman had a bulge in her pants that wasn’t ‘anatomically correct’ on Florida/Not Florida, a lost dog was found …