Milwaukee Brewers custom cups

Worst pumpkin patch ever

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2

People bit by monkey get to spank the monkey

Chocolate ice cream (with crickets)

Bank robber robs banks while under supervision

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the Milwaukee Brewers are wearing custom cups on their World Series run, a UK pumpkin patch might be the worst pumpkin patch, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a monkey that bit 12 people was spanked by those 12 people, our MVP shot up an apartment complex after his neighbor refused to snort cocaine with him, a scientist made chocolate ice cream out of crickets, and a bank robber is headed back to prison after robbing more banks.

00:13 - Milwaukee Brewers custom cups
07:53 - Worst pumpkin patch ever
12:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:16 - People bit by monkey get to spank the monkey
30:45 - MVP
38:34 - Chocolate ice cream (with crickets)
43:09 - Bank robber robs banks while under supervision

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the Milwaukee Brewers are wearing custom cups on their World Series run, a UK pumpkin patch might be the worst pumpkin patch, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a monkey that bit 12 people was spanked by those 12 people, our MVP shot up an apartment complex after his neighbor refused to snort cocaine with him, a scientist made chocolate ice cream out of crickets, and a bank robber is headed back to prison after robbing more banks. 00:13 - Milwaukee Brewers custom cups 07:53 - Worst pumpkin patch ever 12:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 19:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:16 - People bit by monkey get to spank the monkey 30:45 - MVP 38:34 - Chocolate ice cream (with crickets) 43:09 - Bank robber robs banks while under supervision

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 22nd, 2026

Man wearing Biden mask eating banana

Man sells belongings to meet fake GF

Florida/Not Florida

Don’t use our bikes to joust

Tesla glitch leads to surround sound farts

Creepy weird steals insoles from shoes

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man wearing a Joe Biden mask and eating a banana is popping up on doorbell cameras in Texas, a man in Brazil sold all of his belongings for a bus ticket to meet his (unfortunately) fake girlfriend, a man broke into a home and took a nap on Florida/Not Florida, an e-bike company is advising you to not use their products for jousts, our MVP is a nail salon that gave someone herpes (again), a glitch inside a Tesla led to a woman being surrounded by the sound of farts, and a creepy weirdo broke into different places to steal the insoles out of shoes.

00:13 - Man wearing Biden mask eating banana
08:08 - Man sells belongings to meet fake GF
14:31 - Florida/Not Florida
20:22 - Don’t use our bikes to joust
25:54 - MVP
34:18 - Tesla glitch leads to surround sound farts
39:52 - Creepy weird steals insoles from shoes

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man wearing a Joe Biden mask and eating a banana is popping up on doorbell cameras in Texas, a man in Brazil sold all of his belongings for a bus ticket to meet his (unfortunately) fake girlfriend, a man broke into a home and took a nap on Florida/Not Florida, an e-bike company is advising you to not use their products for jousts, our MVP is a nail salon that gave someone herpes (again), a glitch inside a Tesla led to a woman being surrounded by the sound of farts, and a creepy weirdo broke into different places to steal the insoles out of shoes. 00:13 - Man wearing Biden mask eating banana 08:08 - Man sells belongings to meet fake GF 14:31 - Florida/Not Florida 20:22 - Don&rsquo;t use our bikes to joust 25:54 - MVP 34:18 - Tesla glitch leads to surround sound farts 39:52 - Creepy weird steals insoles from shoes

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 21st, 2026

Man will remarry woman that cut his penis off

Finland wins olive picking championship

Bear breaks into porch fridge

Man that doesn’t understand politics wins

Woman suing restaurant over cow tooth

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is planning to remarry the woman that cut his penis off, Finland won an olive picking championship despite not having any olive trees in the country, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bear broke into someone porch fridge and drank their alcohol, our MVP doesn’t want houses in their neighborhood handing out large candy bars, a man claiming to not have any clue what he’s doing won an election in Canada, and a woman is suing a restaurant after finding a cow tooth in her taco.

00:13 - Man will remarry woman that cut his penis off
08:21 - Finland wins olive picking championship
14:13 - Florida/Not Florida
25:04 - Bear breaks into porch fridge
28:50 - MVP
39:12 - Man that doesn’t understand politics wins election
45:08 - Woman suing restaurant over cow tooth

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is planning to remarry the woman that cut his penis off, Finland won an olive picking championship despite not having any olive trees in the country, the Saginaw Spirit&rsquo;s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bear broke into someone porch fridge and drank their alcohol, our MVP doesn&rsquo;t want houses in their neighborhood handing out large candy bars, a man claiming to not have any clue what he&rsquo;s doing won an election in Canada, and a woman is suing a restaurant after finding a cow tooth in her taco. 00:13 - Man will remarry woman that cut his penis off 08:21 - Finland wins olive picking championship 14:13 - Florida/Not Florida 25:04 - Bear breaks into porch fridge 28:50 - MVP 39:12 - Man that doesn&rsquo;t understand politics wins election 45:08 - Woman suing restaurant over cow tooth

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 20th, 2026

UK resort hosts ‘fart retreat’

MA Update

Woman hit by falling cactus

Monkey throws cat in pond, attacks man

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a resort in the UK recently hosted their first ever ‘fart retreat,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play a rare offseason edition of Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man accused of stealing a flamingo in Las Vegas, our MVP is a wedding venue in Texas that refused to give a couple their deposit back following the death of the groom, a woman was hit in the head by a falling cactus during a hike, and a menacing monkey threw a cat into a pond before attacking a man.

00:13 - UK resort hosts ‘fart retreat’
06:31 - Florida/Not Florida
15:17 - MA Update
21:23 - MVP
31:53 - Woman hit by falling cactus
37:19 - Monkey throws cat in pond, attacks man

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a resort in the UK recently hosted their first ever &lsquo;fart retreat,&rsquo; Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play a rare offseason edition of Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man accused of stealing a flamingo in Las Vegas, our MVP is a wedding venue in Texas that refused to give a couple their deposit back following the death of the groom, a woman was hit in the head by a falling cactus during a hike, and a menacing monkey threw a cat into a pond before attacking a man.
00:13 - UK resort hosts &lsquo;fart retreat&rsquo; 06:31 - Florida/Not Florida 15:17 - MA Update 21:23 - MVP 31:53 - Woman hit by falling cactus 37:19 - Monkey throws cat in pond, attacks man

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 19th, 2026

Apple orchard vs. hot air balloon company

Man burns entire villa trying to kill spider

Missed Connections

Nude man claims he’s art

TikTok Trend

Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an apple orchard and a hot air balloon company have the strangest of beefs, a man burned down an entire villa in Bali trying to kill a spider, a man is on the hunt for Tracy with the big boobs on Missed Connections, a nude man in a park claimed he was part of an art exhibit, our MVP did the one thing a getaway driver can’t do, a new TikTok Trend involves being on the floor, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Apple orchard vs. hot air balloon company
07:30 - Man burns entire villa trying to kill spider
12:38 - Missed Connections
20:06 - Nude man claims he’s art
25:39 - MVP
33:20 - TikTok Trend
38:22 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an apple orchard and a hot air balloon company have the strangest of beefs, a man burned down an entire villa in Bali trying to kill a spider, a man is on the hunt for Tracy with the big boobs on Missed Connections, a nude man in a park claimed he was part of an art exhibit, our MVP did the one thing a getaway driver can&rsquo;t do, a new TikTok Trend involves being on the floor, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Apple orchard vs. hot air balloon company 07:30 - Man burns entire villa trying to kill spider 12:38 - Missed Connections 20:06 - Nude man claims he&rsquo;s art 25:39 - MVP 33:20 - TikTok Trend 38:22 - Things We Missed

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 16th, 2026

Hunk shortage in the UK

Hair banking

Boy kibble

Foxboro doesn’t understand honor system

Old men pose for charity calendar

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, there’s a hunk shortage in the UK, hair banking is a new way to combat baldness, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, ‘Boy Kibble’ is something guys are eating, our MVP tried to hold a lost dog for ransom, residents of Foxboro, Massachusetts don’t know how the honor system works, and old men in Monroe recently posed for a charity calendar.

00:13 - Hunk shortage in the UK
07:18 - Hair banking
13:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:16 - Boy kibble
34:23 - MVP
42:55 - Foxboro doesn’t understand honor system
49:34 - Old men pose for charity calendar

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, there&rsquo;s a hunk shortage in the UK, hair banking is a new way to combat baldness, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, &lsquo;Boy Kibble&rsquo; is something guys are eating, our MVP tried to hold a lost dog for ransom, residents of Foxboro, Massachusetts don&rsquo;t know how the honor system works, and old men in Monroe recently posed for a charity calendar.
00:13 - Hunk shortage in the UK 07:18 - Hair banking 13:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:16 - Boy kibble 34:23 - MVP 42:55 - Foxboro doesn&rsquo;t understand honor system 49:34 - Old men pose for charity calendar

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 15th, 2026

Exploding phone stops bear

Jack In The Box sprinklers

TikTok Time Traveler

World Conker Championship

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an exploding phone stopped a bear from attacking a teenager, a woman used stolen credit cards to rent bounce houses on Florida/Not Florida, a Jack In The Box location in San Diego installed anti-loiterer sprinklers, our MVP is a professor accused of peeing in cups and leaving them around campus, a TikTok Time Traveler wants you to know that the robots will officially take over in 2103, and the World Conker Championships went off this weekend without a hitch.

00:13 - Exploding phone stops bear
06:06 - Florida/Not Florida
12:20 - Jack In The Box sprinklers
18:27 - MVP
27:18 - TikTok Time Traveler
32:43 - World Conker Championship

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an exploding phone stopped a bear from attacking a teenager, a woman used stolen credit cards to rent bounce houses on Florida/Not Florida, a Jack In The Box location in San Diego installed anti-loiterer sprinklers, our MVP is a professor accused of peeing in cups and leaving them around campus, a TikTok Time Traveler wants you to know that the robots will officially take over in 2103, and the World Conker Championships went off this weekend without a hitch.
00:13 - Exploding phone stops bear 06:06 - Florida/Not Florida 12:20 - Jack In The Box sprinklers 18:27 - MVP 27:18 - TikTok Time Traveler 32:43 - World Conker Championship

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 12th, 2026

Man sets stranger’s pants on fire

Cats have Beaver Fever

Coffee maker slows down network

Neighbor upset with man’s dog’s name

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man set a stranger’s pants on fire (we do not know whether or not he was a liar), we learned that a lot of cats may have Beaver Fever, a man wanted to show a woman more than just his walking stick on Missed Connections, a man discovered his parents’ smart coffee maker was slowing down their home network, our MVP asked for the passcode to a phone he stole from a family, a woman is upset with her neighbor’s dog’s name, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man sets stranger’s pants on fire
06:06 - Cats have Beaver Fever
11:33 - Missed Connections
19:04 - Coffee maker slows down network
24:45 - MVP
32:49 - Neighbor upset with man’s dog’s name
38:14 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man set a stranger&rsquo;s pants on fire (we do not know whether or not he was a liar), we learned that a lot of cats may have Beaver Fever, a man wanted to show a woman more than just his walking stick on Missed Connections, a man discovered his parents&rsquo; smart coffee maker was slowing down their home network, our MVP asked for the passcode to a phone he stole from a family, a woman is upset with her neighbor&rsquo;s dog&rsquo;s name, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Man sets stranger&rsquo;s pants on fire 06:06 - Cats have Beaver Fever 11:33 - Missed Connections 19:04 - Coffee maker slows down network 24:45 - MVP 32:49 - Neighbor upset with man&rsquo;s dog&rsquo;s name 38:14 - Things We Missed

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 9th, 2026

Delivery driver pees in hands

Pokemon champ asks players to bathe

Firefighter charged with DUI

Get time off for GTA VI

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man delivering food at an apartment building was caught peeing in his hands and drinking it on the elevator, a new TikTok Trend involves zucchini, we played a very rare Thursday edition of Florida/Not Florida, a Pokemon champion is asking other players to practice good hygiene, our MVP hit her significant other over the head with a laptop, a firefighter has been charged with DUI after crashing his fire truck, and the Australian government wants to help you get time off for ‘Grand Theft Auto VI.’

00:13 - Delivery driver pees in hands
08:04 - TikTok Trend
15:15 - Florida/Not Florida
23:38 - Pokemon champ asks players to bathe
30:17 - MVP
37:44 - Firefighter charged with DUI
43:24 - Get time off for GTA VI

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man delivering food at an apartment building was caught peeing in his hands and drinking it on the elevator, a new TikTok Trend involves zucchini, we played a very rare Thursday edition of Florida/Not Florida, a Pokemon champion is asking other players to practice good hygiene, our MVP hit her significant other over the head with a laptop, a firefighter has been charged with DUI after crashing his fire truck, and the Australian government wants to help you get time off for &lsquo;Grand Theft Auto VI.&rsquo;
00:13 - Delivery driver pees in hands 08:04 - TikTok Trend 15:15 - Florida/Not Florida 23:38 - Pokemon champ asks players to bathe 30:17 - MVP 37:44 - Firefighter charged with DUI 43:24 - Get time off for GTA VI

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 8th, 2026

Politician shows ‘helicopter penis’ videos

Butt Face is the hot new toy

Gopher Hole Museum closed

Beat Eats

Man smuggling birds in underwear

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man running for office in Florida is accused of showing his ‘helicopter penis’ videos to people that didn’t want to see them, Butt Face is the hot new toy this year, a drunk grandma did donuts on the courthouse lawn on Florida/Not Florida, the world famous Gopher Hole Museum has closed, our MVP pretended to be a substitute teacher before ‘dissing’ students, O’Ryan battled Richard Eats in our second installment of Beat Eats, and a man was arrested for trying to smuggle birds in his underwear.

00:13 - Politician shows ‘helicopter penis’ videos
08:34 - Butt Face is the hot new toy
14:25 - Florida/Not Florida
20:55 - Gopher Hole Museum closed
26:57 - MVP
35:25 - Beat Eats
44:00 - Man smuggling birds in underwear

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man running for office in Florida is accused of showing his &lsquo;helicopter penis&rsquo; videos to people that didn&rsquo;t want to see them, Butt Face is the hot new toy this year, a drunk grandma did donuts on the courthouse lawn on Florida/Not Florida, the world famous Gopher Hole Museum has closed, our MVP pretended to be a substitute teacher before &lsquo;dissing&rsquo; students, O&rsquo;Ryan battled Richard Eats in our second installment of Beat Eats, and a man was arrested for trying to smuggle birds in his underwear.
00:13 - Politician shows &lsquo;helicopter penis&rsquo; videos 08:34 - Butt Face is the hot new toy 14:25 - Florida/Not Florida 20:55 - Gopher Hole Museum closed 26:57 - MVP 35:25 - Beat Eats 44:00 - Man smuggling birds in underwear

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - October 7th, 2026

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

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