



The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 12th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After, just a reminder that you should never put a live leech in your penis, a woman threatened people with a knife and a cast iron skillet on Florida/Not Florida, a man had a cautionary tale for anyone with a ‘booger wall,’ our MVP was a Detroit teenager that was accuse…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 8th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled wit…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 7th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After, a fortune teller stole a client’s phone to prove they were going to have bad luck, we had an update on a former NFL player’s massive member, a man robbed a meat market naked on Florida/Not Florida, people in a small town are complaining about the delicious donut s…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 6th, 2026
This morning on The Morning After, we covered Defector.com’s list of things people got stuck in their penises, vaginas, and rectums in 2025, people gathered in Glasgow to watch a man get kicked in the balls, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bus driver in De…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 23rd, 2025
This morning on The Morning After, a company called Asset wants you to rethink your butthole health, our 2025 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review began with the months of January, February, and March, we had a dildo dispute on Florida/Not Florida, our 2025 10 A.M. Goodbyes Year In Review continued with…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 16th, 2025
This morning on The Morning After, a woman threatened a grocery store employee with a leg of lamb, a new study suggests smelling your own farts could help brain function, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the raccoon that broke into a liquo…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 12th, 2025
This morning on The Morning After, a firefighter is accused of filming himself masturbating all over multiple firehouses, strippers in Portland are donating more toys this Christmas than anyone else, we introduced you to Grandpa Gloryhole on Missed Connections, an AirBNB had a sign on the bed that …

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 9th, 2025
This morning on The Morning After, the armpit is the fastest growing sex fetish, there’s a man shortage in Latvia, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man called police to let them know he was about to rob a store, our pantsless MVP was walking down the street…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 8th, 2025
This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on Poop Watch 2025, a man sent meth through the tube at his bank on Florida/Not Florida, a company in Japan is selling bear-proof automatic doors, our MVP stole a car and then stole it again, the liquor store where the drunk raccoon passed out has…

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 4th, 2025
This morning on The Morning After, Poop Watch 2025 is officially on, Brad Jacobsen from Treetops Resort joined us to talk all things winter in Gaylord, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a cat cafe was flooded by a mischievous cat, our MVP had a doormat that said ‘Come Back with a Warran…