This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man blew out his knee while attempting to attack a Las Vegas street performer, an 82-year old woman in Italy is the world’s oldest competitive pole dancer, a thief stole over $600 in body wash on Florida/Not Florida, an influencer in India was robbed after flaunting her wealth, our MVP is a former school resource officer who was caught having sex with another officer in her office at school, an mysterious tree has appeared on a beach in Wales, and the national parks system in the UK wants you to go outside and play with a stick.

00:13 - Man blows out knee attacking street performer
07:01 - 82-year old woman is oldest pole dancer
13:10 - Florida/Not Florida
20:31 - Influencer robbed after flaunting wealth
28:50 - MVP
38:39 - Tree pops up on beach in Wales
46:06 - Go outside and play with a stick