This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, England wants to bring an end to ‘dry stroking,’ a poker player tried to use a butt plug as a card protector, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, less car break-ins in Oakland means less work for glass repair businesses, our MVP lost her job after stealing a New York Knicks trash can, a delivery robot invaded a SWAT standoff, and a woman is being called both a villain and a hero for removing towels from deck chairs at a resort.

00:13 - England wants to end ‘dry stroking’
09:09 - Poker player uses butt plug as card protector
15:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:08 - Less break-ins means less work
33:56 - MVP
42:50 - Delivery robot invaded a SWAT standoff
48:29 - Woman removes towels from deck chairs