This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a car and then stole French fries from a kid, people keep pooping in one of New Zealand’s ferneries, a man with a small penis was caught peeing in the Walmart parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a beaver hunt underway in Canada, our MVP tried to steal clothes en route to a court appearance for burglary, a pilot flew for nearly twenty years with the wrong license, and someone stole a man’s shark off his porch.

00:13 - Man steals car and then steals fries
05:50 - Feces in the Fernery
13:05 - Florida/Not Florida
21:42 - Beaver hunt in Canada
27:08 - MVP
35:12 - Pilot flew without proper license
40:19 - Shark stolen off porch