This morning on The Morning After, a nutrition chatbot can recommend what foods are best to consume through your butt, doctors in the UK are being asked to not discourage marriage between cousins, a man was upset at the Walmart jewelry counter on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is going on a run in the shape of a penis to raise money for prostate health, our MVP was drinking Buzzballs on his Amazon route, ‘smart underwear’ can track your farts, and a man sent out postcards after his death.

00:13 - Chatbot tells you what foods are best for your rectum
08:40 - UK doctors won’t discourage cousin marriage
15:19 - Florida/Not Florida
22:48 - Woman running in penis shape for prostate health
28:10 - MVP
36:25 - ‘Smart underwear’ can track your farts
43:20 - Man sends out postcards after death