This morning on The Morning After, a safe street advocate was hit by a car after leaving an advocacy meeting, a new TikTok Trend has people using ‘mouth condoms’ to avoid eating food, Florida/Not Florida featured a naked man with 10,000-year old arms, a man mistakenly hacked his way into 7,000 robot vacuums, our MVP has been arrested eleven times in 2026, authorities in Canada are wondering why someone stole a utility pole, and Liquid Death has teamed up with Spotify for the Eternal Playlist Urn.

00:13 - Safe street advocate hit by car
09:16 - TikTok Trend
15:31 - Florida/Not Florida
22:57 - Man mistakenly hacks into robot vacuums
28:49 - MVP
37:54 - Stolen utility pole in Canada
45:32 - Eternal Playlist Urn