This morning on The Morning After, a man in Kentucky was arrested for having sex with a deer carcass, 2026 is the year of the butt crack, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was tased, maced, and zip-tied at a Waffle House, our MVP was a food delivery robot that trashed a woman’s garden, the US Department of War had to as a sex shop to stop sending sex toys to sailors overseas, and a man in New York had his license plate revoked.

00:13 - Man has sex with dead deer carcass
07:55 - 2026 is the year of the butt crack
13:07 - Florida/Not Florida
22:15 - Tased, maced, and zip-tied at Waffle House
26:38 - MVP
35:54 - Department of War sends letter to sex shop
40:15 - NY revokes man’s license plate