This morning on The Morning After, a shirtless man forced a teenager to eat a Gusher before he’d let him leave a public bathroom, a woman threw a stick of dynamite at her sleeping boyfriend, an off-duty police officer lost his gun inside a gaming center on Florida/Not Florida, a man let a cobra slide up his pant leg while he was on vacation, our MVPs rode a lawnmower into Target and took leaf blowers into Culvers, the Sperm Racing World Cup is looking for competitors, and a pastor that wrote a book about loving his wife had multiple wives.

00:13 - Shirtless man makes teen eat Gusher
08:25 - Woman throws stick of dynamite at sleeping boyfriend
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
21:42 - Man lets cobra slide up his pant leg
28:15 - MVP
36:10 - Sperm Racing World Cup
44:53 - Pastor has multiple wives