This morning on The Morning After, a ‘poop-nami’ is closing beaches in California, people are experiencing eye injuries after opening their Thermoses, a woman broke into a home to steal a Dr. Pepper on Florida/Not Florida, a well-known Canadian fiddle player is suing Google for labeling him a sex offender, our MVP tried to chase a kid on a bike down with her car, the Pope also struggles getting answers from customer service, and a robot caused a flight delay in Oakland.

00:13 - ‘Poop-nami’ closes beaches in CA
06:59 - Eye injuries from a Thermos
13:41 - Florida/Not Florida
22:49 - Canadian fiddle player suing Google
29:45 - MVP
36:13 - Pope has customer service problems
42:44 - Robot causes flight delay