This morning on The Morning After, a distillery in Albuquerque had their fence stolen, Happy Meals are better with beer, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that has been arrested multiple times in South Carolina, our MVP was a 28-year old posing as a high school student, the Half-Ass Bar was robbed, and a man didn’t have his third penis removed, but he did have a third of his penis removed.

00:13 - Distillery has fence stolen
08:15 - Happy Meals are better with beer
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:04 - MA Update
31:50 - MVP
40:05 - Half-Ass Bar robbed
45:56 - What Matt read vs. the real headline