This morning on The Morning After, police did a welfare check on a 91-year old woman only to discover she was just playing video games, a new store ran by AI forgot to schedule staff members, a woman gave police a Barnes & Noble gift card on Florida/Not Florida, your Mii can fart in a new Nintendo game, our MVP shot up a bar after his card was declined, we introduced a new featured called ‘Genius, but Illegal,’ and a vacuum cleaner is running for mayor of a UK town.

00:13 - 91-year old just playing video games
08:38 - AI-ran store forgets to schedule staff
13:49 - Florida/Not Florida
22:37 - Mii can fart in new Nintendo game
28:12 - MVP
35:46 - Genius, but Illegal
41:13 - Vacuum cleaner running for mayor