We put Dave to the test with isolated drum tracks today, but can't post licensed music on the pod so you're getting a shorty today! Tiger Woods is actually profiting from his latest DUI, some guy found a genius way to prank McDonald's, Will Ferrell was on a podcast and left the host speechless with his parenting style, and there's a new side hustle out there for people taking advantage of airport chaos. Plus, a hapless fiance attempted a marriage proposal on a cruise but the employees screwed it up!

Final Four / Moaning MacBook / Robot Fail / Tiger Woods School of Driving / Cocaine Shark / Toilet Paper Debate
15:51

Baseball Bloopers / Nickelback Cheetos Collab / Quicksand?! / Airbnp / "Asshat of the Week" / Great French Fry Debate
16:44

Opening Day / Sweet Sixteen / 98th Arrest / Lawn Brew / Guitar Hater / Yard Sale Update / Listener Email
14:22