Monkeys Escape / "Pigskin Picks" / Asshat of the Week / Weirdass Cabinets

This morning we felt like we could be another pandemic could be unfolding, because over 40 monkeys escaped a lab in South Carolina! Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 10 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and asked the audience what's lurking in those weirdass cabinets above the…

Pickleball Secret / Hertz Settlement / Exploding Whale / Movie House Wish

This morning we got the secret to a long life, thanks to a 95-year-old pickleball champ, we got closure on the case of the unlimited miles Hertz rent-a-car guy (sort of), and it's Exploding Whale Day in Oregon and the origin is crazy! We also dove into the neighborhood war surrounding the house fro…

French Hackers / Suspect Challenge / How To Call A Server

Today on the show we discovered perhaps the most French crime of all-time, learned what this "suspect challenge" is all about on TikTok (kind of) and had a listener go on a rude date recently, which got us to questioning how everybody calls waitstaff to their table when dining out! 

Taylor Swift Plays / "Pigskin Picks" / Goldfish Rebrand / Cameo Divorce / Trick Or Treat Cutoff Age

This morning we learned that many teams in the NFL have hopped on the Taylor Swift bandwagon, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 8 in the NFL, Pepperidge Farms has bizarrely rebranded their Goldfish crackers, and some guy announced his wish to divorce to his wife through a celebrity Cameo! …

Sports Mysteries / Torture House / Celebrity Mortal Kombat / Irrational Fears

This morning we broke down the most pressing, important sports stories of our time - was Jason Kelce asleep at a Taylor Swift concert, and was Aaron Rodgers eating his boogers on the sideline? We found "the most terrifying haunted attraction in America" and want nothing to do with it, somebody used…

Game Show Review / Bronny Ad / Shoes Half Off / Cardi B Threat / KFC Rain / Scar Stories

Rick watched the new Travis Kelce game show and needed to warn people, the new Nike ad with LeBron James and his son caught our attention, and shoe thieves got a half off deal they're sure to regret. Somebody shamelessly called CPS on rapper Cardi B, and after Chick-fil-A bizarrely announced a stre…

Rick's Parlay / Hug Police / Mahomes DUI / Chick-fil-A Streaming / Back To The Future

Rick returned! And he finally hit an NFL parlay. An airport in New Zealand is putting a cap on cuddle time, the bodycam footage leaked from Patrick Mahomes Sr.'s DUI before the Super Bowl, and the newest streaming service has a scratching our heads! Plus, it's "Back To The Future Weel" so we ponder…

Dirty Date / "Pigskin Picks" / Barefoot Violations

This morning Dave held it down solo and found a head-scratching clip from Family Feud involving a dirty date. He also gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 7 in the NFL, and talked about a KFC worker who was prepping food barefoot on the counter. So naturally, the listeners shared their worst baref…

Mets Mush / Hand Farting / Ham Legs / Apple Alerts / "Asshat of the Week" / Halloween Pranks

Seinfeld mushed the Mets, we found a veteran of the hand-farting genre, and a woman somehow got convinced turkey legs are in reality made of ham! Rick's Apple watch has been freaking him out lately, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" early, and hit the phones to hear about Halloween pranks after D…

Tyson vs Paul / Bruce Simpsteen / Halloween Freak-off / Fast Food Fondness

The big Netflix fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is under a week away, and we talked the odds and what celebs are saying about it. Voice actor Hank Azaria continues living his best life, and Rick has an idea for a topical Halloween special! We also got food reviews of the new McDonald's and W…