

Dunkin Health / Tight Booty Oranges / Gen Z Slang Decoded / FAT Pack / Sumo Dating / Listener Email
Dunkin Donuts is trying desperately to cater to people with healthy New Year's Resolutions, we found out how to pick the sweetest oranges, decoded Gen Z slang, and gave advice for people who already failed at their resolutions! The Sumo Wrestling Championships is headed to the Big Apple and sumos n…

Steelers and Rats / Elk vs. Car / Unnecessary Inventions / Gym Etiquette / Penny Power Peeves / Broke Your Friend's What?
The Wildcard round of the NFL playoffs wrapped up and Dave ended the night on a happy note. Some company is giving the gift of revenge for Valentine's Day, we played what not to do if you encounter an elk in the wild, some guy constructed a way to entertain other drivers while stuck, and we shared …

Eagles Reaction / Food Snorter / Sushi Push Pops / Gym Etiquette / Rick's Traffic Dilemma
Back to the grind after a devastating Eagles loss, first thing in the playoffs. We found a woman who prefers to snort her food, a brand new way to eat sushi, and with the gyms packed with Resolutionists we have an important reminder! Plus Rick had one hell of a commute to see Patti in the hospital,…

AI Football Predictions / "Pigskin Picks" / Maduro Helmet / Drunken Friends
Football Friday! We kicked things off but hearing what AI is predicting for winners of the Big Game, Dave didn't forget his "Pigskin Picks" for the Wildcard Round of the playoffs this weekend, and there's a new product you may wanna buy if you're a dictator. Plus, we hit the phones to hear your mos…

Oz on Booze / Stolen Walrus Penis / Pet Translation Glasses / Rear End Database / Mega Cruise Ship / Where Do You Wait At Wawa?
Today we kicked things off with Dr. Oz, who is claiming drinking alcohol may not be as unhealthy as we think! A famous bar in Jersey had their beloved walrus penis stolen, some company is offering glasses they claim can help you communicate with animals, and the government apparently has a database…

Pass Gas Day / 911 Plow Complaint / Vodka Hack / Grady Judd Returns / Ring Drop / Viral Bad Dad
We're back, both in-person and online! Sorry for the absence of pods, we had technical issues then a couple weeks off. Rick returned today after an unforeseen emergency with Patti's health, and we talked everything from stupid holidays to a bad dad that went mega-viral this past week on X. In betwe…

NFL Bad Beat / Piggy Bank Score / Shower Song / Unnecessary Sax / 6-7 Song / Birthing Videos
Back in action on a Monday morning and today we talked about a very bad beat that Barstool's Dave Portnoy and anyone else on the Broncos suffered. A woman made quite a splash while thrifting, a kid went viral for his shower song, and we discovered a guy who adds sax to songs. Speaking of songs, we …

Mars Discovery / "Pigskin Picks" / Christmas In Jersey / Fill In The Blank Friday
Scientists just made a major discovery on Mars, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 14 in the NFL, two cities in Jersey were named the most festive for Christmas in America, and we hit the phones for "Fill In The Blank Friday!"

TNF / Bird Attack / Dog Joke / Hallmark Hackery / Waymo Dangerous / Outside Your Comfort Zone
Rick decided he may bet on football for the first time all season, a bird attacked a New Zealand reporter live on air, we found an off-color joke in the unlikeliest place, and Waymo cars continue endangering riders! We also talked about situations we found ourselves in that were waaaay out of our c…

Chicken Nirvana / Bear Moved In / NBC Tree Lighting / Penny Power Peeves / Listener Email
The musician with the rubber chickens is back, some guy in California discovered a bear in his crawlspace, tonight is the NBC commercial disguised as a tree-lighting, we read our Penny Power peeves of the week, and hit the phones to help a listener who emailed us!