

NYC Accent Dying / Rogue Robots / Beatles First Puff / Emo Support Chicken / Penny Power Peeves / Pure Torture
Today we talked about the New York accent, which apparently is dying off. Robots have been going rogue everywhere! We discovered who the first Beatle was to try marijuana, another ridiculous emotional support animal made the news, and we shared our Penny Power peeves of the week! Oh, and a certain …

USA Gold / Dunkin Bucket / Stolen Ambulance / Bonnie Blue Pregnant / Skunk Encounters
We made it in through the overnight blizzard! The Olympics just wrapped up and America stole Canada's soul again on the ice. Dunkin is rolling out a new bucket of coffee, some dude stole an abulance with a patient still inside, and porn content creator Bonnie Blue is pregnant! Good luck figuring ou…

Femme Fatale Fight / Drunk Reporter / Bon Scott Legacy / MAHA Workout / "Asshat of the Week" / Oldschool Words And Phrases / A-TREAT Ambush
A whole lotta content packed into today's show.... we kicked things off with an upcoming girl fight, an Australian reporter was covering the Olympics while sloshed, Bon Scott's legacy is silver and gold, and RFK Jr. and Kid Rock have been working out together in a most ridiculous way. We crowned ou…

Olympic Wolfdog / Boss Crash Out / No Smoking Policy / Beer Pong Gone Wrong / Hidden Valley Jingle / Panic Sounds
A wolfdog invaded the Olympics! A boss crashed out over employees adjusting the thermostat, the FAA has some bizarre policies, a beer pong game went very wrong for some teenager, and there's a new viral brand jingle! We also talked about the sounds that have traumatized us and continue to haunt us …

Kerfuffle Fail / Til Death Do Us Part / Sleepcations / Cat Couch / Neverending Reboots / Never Will Try What?
Today we kicked things off with a kerfuffle flop, a couple ended up getting married in a funeral home, and "sleepcations" are taking off as a popular new twist to time off. Some couple made a shocking discovery in their new couch, networks and Hollywood just can't quit reboots, and we hit the phone…

Pancake Day / Nickelback In The Wild / Crappie Shack / Wendy's Closings / Radio in 1987 / Goofy Pet Slang
Happy Fastnacht Day! Or should we also say Pancake Day? It's rather confusing. Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger was ambushed in a casino, some guy modified a porta-potty to be an ice fishing shack, and Wendy's is shuttering 300 restaurants nationwide. Rick discovered a podcast that recreated 1987 r…

Skier Ball Tap / Chocolate Fail / Gas Station Gifts / Stomach Bug or Pregnant / Most Romantic LV Dining Spot
Friday the 13th! Today we started the show with a little (painful) action on the slopes, some guy got stoned and ate all his wife's chocolates, we gave out some handy tips for Valentine's Day, heard about a woman who hit the hospital for a stomach bug only to find out she was pregnant, and hit the …

Picklebrawl / Cobain Homicide / AI Fake IDs / Medals Keep Breaking / ACE Hardware Pies / Listener Email
We started things off today by talking about a brawl that broke out at a pickleball match! The Kurt Cobain homicide theories are back in a big way, kids are now using AI to make fake IDs, and the medals keep breaking at the Olympics! ACE Hardware is suddenly in the pie business, and we got a listen…

Brady vs Paul / McDonald's Caviar Scam / Smart Underwear / AI Unemployment / Need Spouse For What?
Today we kicked things off by talking the big flag football game coming up in Saudi Arabia, yesterday's McDonald's caviar giveaway turned out to be a total bust, and smart underwear is now on the market! Some poor guy who is depressed about AI coming for all our jobs made a parody song about it, an…

Crazy Contact Sport / McDonald's Caviar / Chicken Banana / JetPoo / Penny Power Peeves / Ice Cream Statue Replacement
Today on the show we talked the new extreme contact sport happening in Australia, McDonald's rolling out their own caviar, and "6-7" has been replaced by a newer and just-as-dumb phrase for Zoomers. JetBlue had quite an incident on the tarmac, we got back to paging through the Penny Power circular …