We're back, and the Final Four is set in college basketball! There's a new way to make your computer sound horny, a robot in Chicago failed spectacularly, and Tiger Woods' history repeated itself in a most embarrassing way. Cocaine-fueled sharks are swimming in the Caribbean, and we had one heated debate today over the proper way to mount toilet paper!

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06

Baseball Bloopers / Nickelback Cheetos Collab / Quicksand?! / Airbnp / "Asshat of the Week" / Great French Fry Debate
16:44

Opening Day / Sweet Sixteen / 98th Arrest / Lawn Brew / Guitar Hater / Yard Sale Update / Listener Email
14:22