It's Opening Day in the MLB, the Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA basketball tournament, and some dude just got arrested for the 98th time! Natty Light wants you to have a better lawn, some baggage handler wants every guitarist to cry, and we tried to solve another listener problem!

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06

Final Four / Moaning MacBook / Robot Fail / Tiger Woods School of Driving / Cocaine Shark / Toilet Paper Debate
15:51

Baseball Bloopers / Nickelback Cheetos Collab / Quicksand?! / Airbnp / "Asshat of the Week" / Great French Fry Debate
16:44