Happy Fryday! The major league baseball season kicked off yesterday and there were some lowlights off the field. Nickelback teamed up with rapper Megan Thee Stallion on Cheetos behalf, there's a quicksand warning out west, and if you own an Airbnb - BEWARE! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and in lieu of Five Guys doing away with their french fry cups, we hit the phones to survey the best and worst fast food french fries out there!

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06

Final Four / Moaning MacBook / Robot Fail / Tiger Woods School of Driving / Cocaine Shark / Toilet Paper Debate
15:51

Opening Day / Sweet Sixteen / 98th Arrest / Lawn Brew / Guitar Hater / Yard Sale Update / Listener Email
14:22