And I invited you here. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare.

And I invited you here. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare.

To surbey me? Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wine girl. We are in the backyard the first time since everything burnt down. What's going on? I've woke up pretty early this morning. I had plenty of time to get a lot of things done, and I simply chose not to, So the day just was wasted. I did get a haircut the other The thing I actually wanted to talk about is a recent realization I had that when people on the internet are saying happy Heavenly Birthday. Until maybe two weeks ago, I thought that meant the day they died. I thought that meant And now that I've realized it just means their birthday, It's all so clear to me. Why would people be celebrating the day the person died. But I hope that everyone can see where I'm coming from. It does seem kind of like happy birthday in Heaven. Like the first time you got to heaven, so I can't be blamed, but I will do better moving forward. That's it. It's nighttime, it's dark, and our guest is wonderful. I adore him. It's Sam Pancake, Hello, Bridger, Sam, welcome to I said, don't.

To surbey me? Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wine girl. We are in the backyard the first time since everything burnt down. What's going on? I've woke up pretty early this morning. I had plenty of time to get a lot of things done, and I simply chose not to, So the day just was wasted. I did get a haircut the other The thing I actually wanted to talk about is a recent realization I had that when people on the internet are saying happy Heavenly Birthday. Until maybe two weeks ago, I thought that meant the day they died. I thought that meant And now that I've realized it just means their birthday, It's all so clear to me. Why would people be celebrating the day the person died. But I hope that everyone can see where I'm coming from. It does seem kind of like happy birthday in Heaven. Like the first time you got to heaven, so I can't be blamed, but I will do better moving forward. That's it. It's nighttime, it's dark, and our guest is wonderful. I adore him. It's Sam Pancake, Hello, Bridger, Sam, welcome to I said, don't.

Give ridgerd thank you for having me. I'm happy to be here.

Give ridgerd thank you for having me. I'm happy to be here.

I'm happy to have you here.

I'm happy to have you here.

I don't think I've ever done a podcast outdoors at night and in such a lush, tropical, beautiful setting.

I don't think I've ever done a podcast outdoors at night and in such a lush, tropical, beautiful setting.

Well, it's when you first started describing that sound, it was getting more and more dangerous. I haven't done on one outside at night.

Well, it's when you first started describing that sound, it was getting more and more dangerous. I haven't done on one outside at night.

At night in a jungle type atmosphere where there seemed to be fanged creatures about, and I didn't feel safe, and something was there was a weird smell. Other than that, I feel perfectly at home. It's funny you say about a happeny happity it's gonna be. There's a reason I'm off and I'll talk about it later. Even though I swore to myself, I took it sacred vow. On the autobiography of Jennifer Lewis Jennifer with one N Lewis, Who is My Goddess? That I would not talk about drugs or sex on this, but.

At night in a jungle type atmosphere where there seemed to be fanged creatures about, and I didn't feel safe, and something was there was a weird smell. Other than that, I feel perfectly at home. It's funny you say about a happeny happity it's gonna be. There's a reason I'm off and I'll talk about it later. Even though I swore to myself, I took it sacred vow. On the autobiography of Jennifer Lewis Jennifer with one N Lewis, Who is My Goddess? That I would not talk about drugs or sex on this, but.

I we're going to get into it.

I we're going to get into it.

Well, okay, So I grew up in a very small town in West Virginia, very as you can imagine now Sally or Christian Conservative.

Well, okay, So I grew up in a very small town in West Virginia, very as you can imagine now Sally or Christian Conservative.

And the best page.

And the best page.

In the newspaper, i'm sure review is the page of all the like local things about Lordy LORDI dump, he's forty.

In the newspaper, i'm sure review is the page of all the like local things about Lordy LORDI dump, he's forty.

You know, here comes Shirley. She's too early.

You know, here comes Shirley. She's too early.

She's look a nifty for fifty, and like, come on down to the ramp feed surely she's too early a premature birth that I just came out of my mouth. I don't know, but that's what we're going to do with that. Because also I was looking at it one time physically and I noticed this family woman had posted like we're having a birth tenth birthday for a little lurline in the in the Ebenezer cemetery. And I was like, oh, it was like a public INVI. And I said, I didn't. I was like, looking, I was like, that's well, I mean, people can be poverty ridden. It's a big open space, balloons in a tree.

She's look a nifty for fifty, and like, come on down to the ramp feed surely she's too early a premature birth that I just came out of my mouth. I don't know, but that's what we're going to do with that. Because also I was looking at it one time physically and I noticed this family woman had posted like we're having a birth tenth birthday for a little lurline in the in the Ebenezer cemetery. And I was like, oh, it was like a public INVI. And I said, I didn't. I was like, looking, I was like, that's well, I mean, people can be poverty ridden. It's a big open space, balloons in a tree.

Yeah, maybe let's do it.

Yeah, maybe let's do it.

Just come on down, you know. And then and there was like, there'll be a ceramic birthday cake. I was like, well, that's cruel to not let Laurlene eat a cake. And then it slowly washed over me that she was dead.

Just come on down, you know. And then and there was like, there'll be a ceramic birthday cake. I was like, well, that's cruel to not let Laurlene eat a cake. And then it slowly washed over me that she was dead.

That is a dark, dark situation in my brain.

That is a dark, dark situation in my brain.

Maybe I cooked it up, but there was a photo of the cake, like that's a step too far for everyone. It was so at the time of rolling with laughter, but then later in life, as I've gotten a tiny.

Maybe I cooked it up, but there was a photo of the cake, like that's a step too far for everyone. It was so at the time of rolling with laughter, but then later in life, as I've gotten a tiny.

Bit more empathetic, I was like, oh, how tragic and doing that rip Lawurlen.

Bit more empathetic, I was like, oh, how tragic and doing that rip Lawurlen.

Yeah, I'm not going to say the real name month. It was probably pronounceable by.

Yeah, I'm not going to say the real name month. It was probably pronounceable by.

A educated tone. Wow.

A educated tone. Wow.

I'm very angry with a lot of people in my hometown in County today, in particularly for just the last couple of months.

I'm very angry with a lot of people in my hometown in County today, in particularly for just the last couple of months.

I can't imagine why, no reason, I have a similar feeling.

I can't imagine why, no reason, I have a similar feeling.

I imagine you do.

I imagine you do.

But at least egg price is a rock bottom And.

But at least egg price is a rock bottom And.

I went to Trader Joe's today not an egg and so they've even given up pretending there's an egg section. There were no labels like sorry next week, gone with milk, the one of the usc Oh your kidding completely gone, like egg free store.

I went to Trader Joe's today not an egg and so they've even given up pretending there's an egg section. There were no labels like sorry next week, gone with milk, the one of the usc Oh your kidding completely gone, like egg free store.

Oh yeah, that sounds like a new category include a free environment, egg free store. People not see an egg an hour store. You're safe. Finally, this is gonna affect my baking.

Oh yeah, that sounds like a new category include a free environment, egg free store. People not see an egg an hour store. You're safe. Finally, this is gonna affect my baking.

It's well trying to make a ceramic cake. You can do that, Lane is expecting, unless you're puting an egg wash on your on your you know, ceramic birthday dead balloons.

It's well trying to make a ceramic cake. You can do that, Lane is expecting, unless you're puting an egg wash on your on your you know, ceramic birthday dead balloons.

Good luck America, Good luck to all of us.

Good luck America, Good luck to all of us.

God's terrified. Speaking of that, I finally, and I was sharing a little of this with on a lease earlier.

God's terrified. Speaking of that, I finally, and I was sharing a little of this with on a lease earlier.

So I have been.

So I have been.

And just forgive me people who have heard my four big stories of my life.

And just forgive me people who have heard my four big stories of my life.

I'm sober, i have Celiac disease, I'm in a hotened mansion in the South, and I'm from a big fail whatever you know.

I'm sober, i have Celiac disease, I'm in a hotened mansion in the South, and I'm from a big fail whatever you know.

I was on Friends twice. It's all the boring stories. It's top five.

I was on Friends twice. It's all the boring stories. It's top five.

Celiac disease is one of your top five stories.

Celiac disease is one of your top five stories.

So so interesting is the point. But my sober twelve and a half years, I've never luckily all the depression I thought I had stopped when I stopped drinking a gallon of depressant today.

So so interesting is the point. But my sober twelve and a half years, I've never luckily all the depression I thought I had stopped when I stopped drinking a gallon of depressant today.

Sure, and I don't know how that ends off.

Sure, and I don't know how that ends off.

Taking it up prescribed pills by the fistful, but I was like, oh, I'm fine, I don't have clinical depression, and I'm gonna be okay until recently where I finally and you learn a little by little that everyone is, you know, on something like of course you know, great, good, thank God. I mean, Sylvia Plath wouldn't have put her head in the oven if we'd had lexipro in sixty two.

Taking it up prescribed pills by the fistful, but I was like, oh, I'm fine, I don't have clinical depression, and I'm gonna be okay until recently where I finally and you learn a little by little that everyone is, you know, on something like of course you know, great, good, thank God. I mean, Sylvia Plath wouldn't have put her head in the oven if we'd had lexipro in sixty two.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

So, I finally two weeks ago said to my doctor and my therapist, who's I've been with ten years, I'm like, enough with my sobriety heroics, I need to get enough prescription.

So, I finally two weeks ago said to my doctor and my therapist, who's I've been with ten years, I'm like, enough with my sobriety heroics, I need to get enough prescription.

Sure, so they put me on something.

Sure, so they put me on something.

Very mild traazid, on which it turns out every third person I know is on which you bring it up, including people on my farm.

Very mild traazid, on which it turns out every third person I know is on which you bring it up, including people on my farm.

I and so we're figuring it out. Okay, I'm on well bututrin. Okay, good, But I'm not familiar with trasident Trasi dome, which I of course keep calling jazz a doone the dome. Well, that's where Tina Turner is chuntianity. It's I knew it from when I did first check into Its hilarious. Yeah, and the detox for and then rehabben twenty twelve, Obama was president at least about June. There are good things about the past.

I and so we're figuring it out. Okay, I'm on well bututrin. Okay, good, But I'm not familiar with trasident Trasi dome, which I of course keep calling jazz a doone the dome. Well, that's where Tina Turner is chuntianity. It's I knew it from when I did first check into Its hilarious. Yeah, and the detox for and then rehabben twenty twelve, Obama was president at least about June. There are good things about the past.

There are, and I knew the people there who uh, because you can take prescribed medications. But I don't know why I held out for so long. It was just some It's just me being willful in.

There are, and I knew the people there who uh, because you can take prescribed medications. But I don't know why I held out for so long. It was just some It's just me being willful in.

A bad way.

A bad way.

You could have trasadone because it's non narcotic and non addicted.

You could have trasadone because it's non narcotic and non addicted.

Okay, sure, sure, choose.

Okay, sure, sure, choose.

For sleep and for anxiety depression, which I did. I know I have lots of anxiety, but I was managing it pretty well, so I thought. But the depression, after all the events of the last two years, including the last few months, I got to the point where I.

For sleep and for anxiety depression, which I did. I know I have lots of anxiety, but I was managing it pretty well, so I thought. But the depression, after all the events of the last two years, including the last few months, I got to the point where I.

Was like, I can't do it anymore.

Was like, I can't do it anymore.

Of course, they gave it to me for sleep, but it's working better for anxiety and depression, and we're figuring out the dose. And last night I got a little too much in me.

Of course, they gave it to me for sleep, but it's working better for anxiety and depression, and we're figuring out the dose. And last night I got a little too much in me.

Only two bills.

Only two bills.

The doctor said. I went to see the GP, who have a new doctor, and I really like him, That's all I'm going to say. And he was like, yeah, just you know, see what's going on. So I had a very interesting day.

The doctor said. I went to see the GP, who have a new doctor, and I really like him, That's all I'm going to say. And he was like, yeah, just you know, see what's going on. So I had a very interesting day.

And did you sleep like a rock? Last night, did est really well? And you dream? I do dream?

And did you sleep like a rock? Last night, did est really well? And you dream? I do dream?

I dream. Uh, They're they're good, they're they're solid, they're not nightmares, and they're not unlike my dreams before.

I dream. Uh, They're they're good, they're they're solid, they're not nightmares, and they're not unlike my dreams before.

So that's interesting. Oh yeah, a new take on dreams.

So that's interesting. Oh yeah, a new take on dreams.

Well, what I was doing before is to manage my sleep. Was on every trick in the book, from no screens to like regulating my meals and then taking benadrill or a melotone. And Benadrill was a new in the mix last year and it was give me a weird like depression in the morning.

Well, what I was doing before is to manage my sleep. Was on every trick in the book, from no screens to like regulating my meals and then taking benadrill or a melotone. And Benadrill was a new in the mix last year and it was give me a weird like depression in the morning.

The Benadrill was yeah, well I was sort of.

The Benadrill was yeah, well I was sort of.

I was waking up, like I went to I'm a failure. I've done everything wrong. I didn't I wake up.

I was waking up, like I went to I'm a failure. I've done everything wrong. I didn't I wake up.

You don't need to tell everybody knows that. Everybody, well, that's true. I want everyone to know that I finally knew it. You finally came to this finally thanks Bena drill.

You don't need to tell everybody knows that. Everybody, well, that's true. I want everyone to know that I finally knew it. You finally came to this finally thanks Bena drill.

No allergies. But now I know I should drip in front of an oil truck. So I said in my therapist, like this viitals given me depression. He was like he's a super He's beyond therapist smart. He's like he's weirdly smart, right, and all this stuff about medicine. He's like, that is absolutely not a side effect of benadrill. And I'm like, oh, welcome to me.

No allergies. But now I know I should drip in front of an oil truck. So I said in my therapist, like this viitals given me depression. He was like he's a super He's beyond therapist smart. He's like he's weirdly smart, right, and all this stuff about medicine. He's like, that is absolutely not a side effect of benadrill. And I'm like, oh, welcome to me.

Pancakes box like Pandora's boss. Oh they're sealing myself. I have a weird reaction to benadryl.

Pancakes box like Pandora's boss. Oh they're sealing myself. I have a weird reaction to benadryl.

What do you do I have?

What do you do I have?

And I've told this this is one of my top five stories, can't wait. I have what's known as a paradoxical effect to it, which is it doesn't put me to sleep, it wakes me up. So I was my first writing job. I was so nervous. I felt like I was like, I need to be able to sleep at night, but I was having a hard time. So someone said take ben a drill, I benadryl, and then I was awake for at least thirty six hours night. No absolute hell, and you were taking the nighttime calm down versus yes, that's not like whatever.

And I've told this this is one of my top five stories, can't wait. I have what's known as a paradoxical effect to it, which is it doesn't put me to sleep, it wakes me up. So I was my first writing job. I was so nervous. I felt like I was like, I need to be able to sleep at night, but I was having a hard time. So someone said take ben a drill, I benadryl, and then I was awake for at least thirty six hours night. No absolute hell, and you were taking the nighttime calm down versus yes, that's not like whatever.

So that's like when they sometimes you give a child coffee, which when am I not and they go to sleep?

So that's like when they sometimes you give a child coffee, which when am I not and they go to sleep?

Coffee kind of does that for me. Okay, coffee doesn't keep me up. I mean it just makes me feel better, which I think can lull me into like feeling nice, that false inse of security. Yeah, exactly, exactly, what are good?

Coffee kind of does that for me. Okay, coffee doesn't keep me up. I mean it just makes me feel better, which I think can lull me into like feeling nice, that false inse of security. Yeah, exactly, exactly, what are good?

Well you what's going on in that Mormon blood over that gingerbood?

Well you what's going on in that Mormon blood over that gingerbood?

That's a great question. I think that it's just a different category altogether. The chemicals are.

That's a great question. I think that it's just a different category altogether. The chemicals are.

Just do you know if anyone in your how many siblings?

Just do you know if anyone in your how many siblings?

You have three? And do you like them? Yes? Okay, well I get killed one wrong or you're a good actor. Don't ask me that question. I love them, I love them. Yes, I have two older brothers and a younger sister.

You have three? And do you like them? Yes? Okay, well I get killed one wrong or you're a good actor. Don't ask me that question. I love them, I love them. Yes, I have two older brothers and a younger sister.

Okay, great, you can just another time. But I'm interested about your journey to Hollywood.

Okay, great, you can just another time. But I'm interested about your journey to Hollywood.

No, I mean, it's sure, but what whatever you feel like talking about.

No, I mean, it's sure, but what whatever you feel like talking about.

I'm just I'm curious about people, and I know I run my mouth. I keep looking on at lease because I wanted to.

I'm just I'm curious about people, and I know I run my mouth. I keep looking on at lease because I wanted to.

Join in to Alisa's making a lot of threatening gestures. Cut it out, stuff.

Join in to Alisa's making a lot of threatening gestures. Cut it out, stuff.

Like that, scissor scissors, wrap it up, Razornick. I said to my I say to my therapist, I'm like your turn. I did it to my GP, my new GP, my new cute GP last week. I just, uh, well, the way the lady I had before was and I found I'm realizing this more now with the new GP. She was really uh, really inappropriate a lot of ways.

Like that, scissor scissors, wrap it up, Razornick. I said to my I say to my therapist, I'm like your turn. I did it to my GP, my new GP, my new cute GP last week. I just, uh, well, the way the lady I had before was and I found I'm realizing this more now with the new GP. She was really uh, really inappropriate a lot of ways.

Oh yeah, can we talk about it? Yes, No, I don't know. You could look it up.

Oh yeah, can we talk about it? Yes, No, I don't know. You could look it up.

I guess I don't want to get her in trouble.

I guess I don't want to get her in trouble.

Wait, no, no, can you look it up? No? Nothing, I know it was a Vulture article. There's a Vulture.

Wait, no, no, can you look it up? No? Nothing, I know it was a Vulture article. There's a Vulture.

Article the cut, so the h no, I just I won't get into it. But the new one of the things I did on purpose where she this old doctor suddenly was like she's no longer with us now, oh boy, a bit older to to the degree she could have retired. But she said things to me, including like, oh I love you people. She also and this is another one of my stories. If sorry, I've heard it before, but I was working on a show. I'm not going to say it was one of the show runners female. We got to talking and she we we realized we had her in common, this doctor and the show runner, and you know, you you have to have some balls and guts and overies to run a show. Ideally ideally, yes, but she was like she made me cry, Oh my god, I hope this is this doctor doing because you think maybe I thought it was just for gay people. But she I'll tell you later because some of it gets real intimate. But the new doctor who is under the category of lgbt Q Champions, Okay, the ill health you see they had that category. Yeah, I think it's new and I picked him and he's great, and I would not try to purport what his story is, but like you know, in terms of his background, but I think you know, he he gets it. Let's just say he was telling him the things that she did to me or wanted me to do, et cetera. He was like, no, no, no, wow, jumping through a lot of hoops to be on prep. Being on prep with some sort of like emergency.

Article the cut, so the h no, I just I won't get into it. But the new one of the things I did on purpose where she this old doctor suddenly was like she's no longer with us now, oh boy, a bit older to to the degree she could have retired. But she said things to me, including like, oh I love you people. She also and this is another one of my stories. If sorry, I've heard it before, but I was working on a show. I'm not going to say it was one of the show runners female. We got to talking and she we we realized we had her in common, this doctor and the show runner, and you know, you you have to have some balls and guts and overies to run a show. Ideally ideally, yes, but she was like she made me cry, Oh my god, I hope this is this doctor doing because you think maybe I thought it was just for gay people. But she I'll tell you later because some of it gets real intimate. But the new doctor who is under the category of lgbt Q Champions, Okay, the ill health you see they had that category. Yeah, I think it's new and I picked him and he's great, and I would not try to purport what his story is, but like you know, in terms of his background, but I think you know, he he gets it. Let's just say he was telling him the things that she did to me or wanted me to do, et cetera. He was like, no, no, no, wow, jumping through a lot of hoops to be on prep. Being on prep with some sort of like emergency.

You know, you know that those doctors are out there, probably more and more abundance than you would expect in different areas of the country. Complete do you imagine?

You know, you know that those doctors are out there, probably more and more abundance than you would expect in different areas of the country. Complete do you imagine?

I can't, And it's sad. So I'm lucky to have him.

I can't, And it's sad. So I'm lucky to have him.

I'm grateful for him. I'm sorry more back to you. Can the guests refocus the podcast on me.

I'm grateful for him. I'm sorry more back to you. Can the guests refocus the podcast on me.

I hate talking about myself.

I hate talking about myself.

I'm so tired of you stealing the Spotlin.

I'm so tired of you stealing the Spotlin.

I probably sensed I hate attention. I also want to apologize to everyone because I am way more casual. I usedn't leave the house and sweats except to go to the gym.

I probably sensed I hate attention. I also want to apologize to everyone because I am way more casual. I usedn't leave the house and sweats except to go to the gym.

But I think it's good look. Oh, don't hate it. So I didn't change.

But I think it's good look. Oh, don't hate it. So I didn't change.

And I think this medicine is making me have less costume changes a day.

And I think this medicine is making me have less costume changes a day.

Oh that's nice, because.

Oh that's nice, because.

I will put on a Probably is not a good look, It's probably just I just like to look a certain way going certain places. Right, Even back in the days where we did auditions in person, Like if I had to put a suit on for an audition and go about my day in that suit.

I will put on a Probably is not a good look, It's probably just I just like to look a certain way going certain places. Right, Even back in the days where we did auditions in person, Like if I had to put a suit on for an audition and go about my day in that suit.

I felt like a fraud. Right of course, I felt like an old Yeah that makes no sense.

I felt like a fraud. Right of course, I felt like an old Yeah that makes no sense.

Uptight white man, which I only am. I'm only that to a degree.

Uptight white man, which I only am. I'm only that to a degree.

So you're from Mormon Land, I'm from Mormon Land, USA. I had to go to Salt Lake City in the spring. Oh what were you doing there?

So you're from Mormon Land, I'm from Mormon Land, USA. I had to go to Salt Lake City in the spring. Oh what were you doing there?

There was a work thing I had to do, okay, and I stayed at a very big hotel that I did not like.

There was a work thing I had to do, okay, and I stayed at a very big hotel that I did not like.

Was it the Grand America? Sure was. That's the only hotel that anyone ever stays at. What was the problem with it? I just it was.

Was it the Grand America? Sure was. That's the only hotel that anyone ever stays at. What was the problem with it? I just it was.

It was a work trip that my friend and I were on this little tour for this book that she wrote and or you can look at my Instagram and.

It was a work trip that my friend and I were on this little tour for this book that she wrote and or you can look at my Instagram and.

We are listen, we're dear friends.

We are listen, we're dear friends.

And we had a great time, okay, And we got to say in a lot of really nice hotels, and then we got to Salt Lake Big Town. Because I was, can I say, I was like, it's I thought it would be bigger Salt Lake Salt Like, it's not that big of a city now, and it's the city is in the title, so they need to rewrite that. I was like, I think I was really jetlaged and angry and the altitude and everyone in Salt like, I'm so sorry, but just pretend that I'm saying this with love. I was like, Salt Lake City more like salt Lake Town. But here's the thing, I'll never go there again. I love read Iguana.

And we had a great time, okay, And we got to say in a lot of really nice hotels, and then we got to Salt Lake Big Town. Because I was, can I say, I was like, it's I thought it would be bigger Salt Lake Salt Like, it's not that big of a city now, and it's the city is in the title, so they need to rewrite that. I was like, I think I was really jetlaged and angry and the altitude and everyone in Salt like, I'm so sorry, but just pretend that I'm saying this with love. I was like, Salt Lake City more like salt Lake Town. But here's the thing, I'll never go there again. I love read Iguana.

Oh Delicious of your Dream I loved. I ended up loving Salt Lake City.

Oh Delicious of your Dream I loved. I ended up loving Salt Lake City.

And we have met so many great people the theater just like wonderful people. I'm being sincere, I really am. And it's hilly around here.

And we have met so many great people the theater just like wonderful people. I'm being sincere, I really am. And it's hilly around here.

But I was I.

But I was I.

Thought it was like bigger. I don't know why, right, And it's beautiful, like the mountains, ring it with the snowcap.

Thought it was like bigger. I don't know why, right, And it's beautiful, like the mountains, ring it with the snowcap.

It's really a beautiful place. I think it takes people by surprise.

It's really a beautiful place. I think it takes people by surprise.

Yes, because you it is kind of in a bowl too.

Yes, because you it is kind of in a bowl too.

Yes, And you also go in with so many preconceived notions and a lot of them justified and you get there and it's a nice city.

Yes, And you also go in with so many preconceived notions and a lot of them justified and you get there and it's a nice city.

It was just more casual and more less like we had just been to like Chicago, you know, in Dallas and New York at Philadelphia. So it was more it's like a big why western city.

It was just more casual and more less like we had just been to like Chicago, you know, in Dallas and New York at Philadelphia. So it was more it's like a big why western city.

You know. It's a I mean, compared to Chicago, it's a country mouse it is. But if you compare it to say a Denver A Boys.

You know. It's a I mean, compared to Chicago, it's a country mouse it is. But if you compare it to say a Denver A Boys.

I've not been to Boys, I've been to Ketchum, it's more of a it's an Idaho.

I've not been to Boys, I've been to Ketchum, it's more of a it's an Idaho.

Ketcham, Idaho.

Ketcham, Idaho.

Remember when that's the town that, uh, you know, was Hadley near Ketcham. The Demi Moor and Bruce Willis bought over.

Remember when that's the town that, uh, you know, was Hadley near Ketcham. The Demi Moor and Bruce Willis bought over.

A lot of rich people in Idaho. Yeah, Sun Valley. Yeah, they're buying big pieces of property, riding their horses.

A lot of rich people in Idaho. Yeah, Sun Valley. Yeah, they're buying big pieces of property, riding their horses.

The river runs through it.

The river runs through it.

That river absolutely runs through it. Yeah, but I do uh now, not living in Saltlake, I really appreciate it. Going back those mountains. They meant nothing to me my entire childhood because they were just always there, born there. I was born there.

That river absolutely runs through it. Yeah, but I do uh now, not living in Saltlake, I really appreciate it. Going back those mountains. They meant nothing to me my entire childhood because they were just always there, born there. I was born there.

Yeah, that's me in the mountains of West Virginia where I was born in southern Virginia, but both of my mother and father's families are from West Virginia, and that's where the pancakes have been from since the seventeen.

Yeah, that's me in the mountains of West Virginia where I was born in southern Virginia, but both of my mother and father's families are from West Virginia, and that's where the pancakes have been from since the seventeen.

Hundreds and so.

Hundreds and so.

And the mountains are so beautiful and it's visually so beautiful, and I completely took it for granted.

And the mountains are so beautiful and it's visually so beautiful, and I completely took it for granted.

Yeah, then you go back for the first time as an adult and think, oh my god, what am I looking at? It's stunning? Its completely different things.

Yeah, then you go back for the first time as an adult and think, oh my god, what am I looking at? It's stunning? Its completely different things.

It was I just wanted to It was a big outdoorsy sportsy hunting, fishing, camping, athletics versus all that childhood gardening you know, uh, canoeing, canoe lots of canoeing, all the canoeing and kayaking and all that. But then it was just I was like, I don't want to be in the city course.

It was I just wanted to It was a big outdoorsy sportsy hunting, fishing, camping, athletics versus all that childhood gardening you know, uh, canoeing, canoe lots of canoeing, all the canoeing and kayaking and all that. But then it was just I was like, I don't want to be in the city course.

Did you participate in any of the outdoor activities? Yes, well we were forced to. Did you enjoy any of the ones you were forced to do?

Did you participate in any of the outdoor activities? Yes, well we were forced to. Did you enjoy any of the ones you were forced to do?

I am now grateful that I know how to that. I. I mean, I'm super rusty on it. But I was the oldest son. And my dad, who I'm named after, UH did his He's been dead for a while now, so you do look, you do, honestly look back with more love.

I am now grateful that I know how to that. I. I mean, I'm super rusty on it. But I was the oldest son. And my dad, who I'm named after, UH did his He's been dead for a while now, so you do look, you do, honestly look back with more love.

And empathy and understanding.

And empathy and understanding.

And and he he did his best with me, sure, and he they had six kids. And my father later was, I don't want all you kids, but your mother just had to have you. And he if I had been my brothers who did who were athletic, and who did like to hunt?

And and he he did his best with me, sure, and he they had six kids. And my father later was, I don't want all you kids, but your mother just had to have you. And he if I had been my brothers who did who were athletic, and who did like to hunt?

And I hunted and we were shooting my first squirrel and being like why, I just felt bad at it. No, I ate it.

And I hunted and we were shooting my first squirrel and being like why, I just felt bad at it. No, I ate it.

I eat meat still. But I loved canoeing camping. I was like, what, we live in the country. Why are we driving up to our farm up the river to lay on the ground on a rent? Yeah? But I we had four h You probably had four ach.

I eat meat still. But I loved canoeing camping. I was like, what, we live in the country. Why are we driving up to our farm up the river to lay on the ground on a rent? Yeah? But I we had four h You probably had four ach.

We had we had a four h club. Yes, and like there was the very specific cowboys who were in the club. Oh, because you were Western? Yeah we were.

We had we had a four h club. Yes, and like there was the very specific cowboys who were in the club. Oh, because you were Western? Yeah we were.

There were lots of farmers and we raised people, raised pigs and stuff. But I liked, Uh, I loved four age camp and I liked horses. I liked riding horses. That was fun the whole experience.

There were lots of farmers and we raised people, raised pigs and stuff. But I liked, Uh, I loved four age camp and I liked horses. I liked riding horses. That was fun the whole experience.

Then I did. We did.

Then I did. We did.

We grew up in a big old place that my dad grew up into outside of town, and then we had this big pancake family farm up the river. So it was yeah, it's now it's lots of mixed feelings because of the political situation, but of it's it's something that I take for granted, and I think it's why I never really feel lonely is because I have not just five brothers and sisters and my mom is still alive. I have lots of I have a big extended family, and I always we always had lots of friends and everything, so I know that's there for me. And I had this history and heritage there, which I don't. I think I'd probably be even more insecure and more of a mess if I didn't know I had that solid background.

We grew up in a big old place that my dad grew up into outside of town, and then we had this big pancake family farm up the river. So it was yeah, it's now it's lots of mixed feelings because of the political situation, but of it's it's something that I take for granted, and I think it's why I never really feel lonely is because I have not just five brothers and sisters and my mom is still alive. I have lots of I have a big extended family, and I always we always had lots of friends and everything, so I know that's there for me. And I had this history and heritage there, which I don't. I think I'd probably be even more insecure and more of a mess if I didn't know I had that solid background.

Of course, is your family all still there?

Of course, is your family all still there?

No, my mom's still there, one of my brothers, a lot of my cousins on the pancake side are there, but my four other siblings are in I have a sister here in la a brother in Philadelphia, a brother in Pittsburgh and a sister outside of Morgan Hiut Western because she was a professor at WU.

No, my mom's still there, one of my brothers, a lot of my cousins on the pancake side are there, but my four other siblings are in I have a sister here in la a brother in Philadelphia, a brother in Pittsburgh and a sister outside of Morgan Hiut Western because she was a professor at WU.

So she's retired now. And you guys are all you enjoy each other?

So she's retired now. And you guys are all you enjoy each other?

Yes, okay, that's not going in there. But for the most part, yes, we love them all. Right, I get along with them all. We're all the same page politically, which is pretty I.

Yes, okay, that's not going in there. But for the most part, yes, we love them all. Right, I get along with them all. We're all the same page politically, which is pretty I.

Mean, that's a huge thing for a family.

Mean, that's a huge thing for a family.

And I have lots of people in my family that I'll love a lot, and I'm it's one of those things with again, maybe it's the meds, but I'm like, oh, I'm pretty fortunate with that, and I love Yeah, I have my siblings are I'm really grateful for them.

And I have lots of people in my family that I'll love a lot, and I'm it's one of those things with again, maybe it's the meds, but I'm like, oh, I'm pretty fortunate with that, and I love Yeah, I have my siblings are I'm really grateful for them.

That's terrific. Well, I don't want to talk about your siblings anymore. I have no interest. There's something else I need to talk to you about. Oh what your beautiful home. Follow me, You've got to see the bathroom. There's something I want to talk to you about. I was really excited to have you here today. I think I was excited to come or tonight. Rather, let's maintain the reality for the listener.

That's terrific. Well, I don't want to talk about your siblings anymore. I have no interest. There's something else I need to talk to you about. Oh what your beautiful home. Follow me, You've got to see the bathroom. There's something I want to talk to you about. I was really excited to have you here today. I think I was excited to come or tonight. Rather, let's maintain the reality for the listener.

They can see it.

They can see it.

Yeah, I was looking forward to it. I thought Sam is incredible. Huh, We'll have a lovely time, thank you, and then I'll send him on his way.

Yeah, I was looking forward to it. I thought Sam is incredible. Huh, We'll have a lovely time, thank you, and then I'll send him on his way.

Hmm.

Hmm.

So I was a little surprised the podcast is called I said no gifts, and uh, you are very well aware of that as far as I know. I know emails have been exchanged. I know that Analisea is using the title of the podcast, unless that's something that they've changed recently.

So I was a little surprised the podcast is called I said no gifts, and uh, you are very well aware of that as far as I know. I know emails have been exchanged. I know that Analisea is using the title of the podcast, unless that's something that they've changed recently.

You never know what's gonna come out of Onalisa no.

You never know what's gonna come out of Onalisa no.

On, Lisa's a wild card.

On, Lisa's a wild card.

You let me know when I can speak up for myself, when I get to say my piece, I'll say it now. I'm a I'm a Southern gentleman, and one never enters a home without a little something in one's hand, a little bread and butter. President Lan Yappa, Hostess Gift Bridge of Maria, Divina, Victoria.

You let me know when I can speak up for myself, when I get to say my piece, I'll say it now. I'm a I'm a Southern gentleman, and one never enters a home without a little something in one's hand, a little bread and butter. President Lan Yappa, Hostess Gift Bridge of Maria, Divina, Victoria.

Wyeger Bridgie Whiney. Well, that feels like a dee Okay, I'm fully accepting that rationale. How can I deny that you did? You kind of stomped into the back. Not I would not describe as little a gift.

Wyeger Bridgie Whiney. Well, that feels like a dee Okay, I'm fully accepting that rationale. How can I deny that you did? You kind of stomped into the back. Not I would not describe as little a gift.

Look at me, I'm like, thank you all the gift.

Look at me, I'm like, thank you all the gift.

The gift, I would say, is one of our bigger gifts that has come to this podcast.

The gift, I would say, is one of our bigger gifts that has come to this podcast.

Well, if you're going to disobey, disobey fervently, emphatically and largely.

Well, if you're going to disobey, disobey fervently, emphatically and largely.

Well should we open it here on the podcast? You tell me, I'm happy to I'm in a good mood. Let me grab it here. It's it's large. Get no, I'm the host here. Let me you don't. Don't you lift a finger? Ah, this is unbelievable. It's the size of I would say a picture frame, a lot, not a small, but a large I don't know, two feet by three feet sure, possibly four, possibly four. And it's wrapped in this very stylish gift wrap.

Well should we open it here on the podcast? You tell me, I'm happy to I'm in a good mood. Let me grab it here. It's it's large. Get no, I'm the host here. Let me you don't. Don't you lift a finger? Ah, this is unbelievable. It's the size of I would say a picture frame, a lot, not a small, but a large I don't know, two feet by three feet sure, possibly four, possibly four. And it's wrapped in this very stylish gift wrap.

And I want you to know that I'm currently without staff. So I did that myself, and I am not gonnat it.

And I want you to know that I'm currently without staff. So I did that myself, and I am not gonnat it.

You did a better job. I mean, if I had done this, it would not have come together. If this looks lovely.

You did a better job. I mean, if I had done this, it would not have come together. If this looks lovely.

You didn't have singles living class in tenth grade, which was homech for co ed homech where you had to learn, among other things, how to make a chocolate covered peanut butter ball.

You didn't have singles living class in tenth grade, which was homech for co ed homech where you had to learn, among other things, how to make a chocolate covered peanut butter ball.

And how to wrap a gift. We did learn how to make the chocolate covered peanut butter balls. The no bake cookies that we just had a homech.

And how to wrap a gift. We did learn how to make the chocolate covered peanut butter balls. The no bake cookies that we just had a homech.

Well, they I think because of the you know, the outrageous misogyny and sexism that they had to call it not homech because boys were in this class singles living how to.

Well, they I think because of the you know, the outrageous misogyny and sexism that they had to call it not homech because boys were in this class singles living how to.

Like singles for a class. Our best named class was Tech two thousand.

Like singles for a class. Our best named class was Tech two thousand.

Oh wow, the computers the year like you guys won't believe it's gonna happen.

Oh wow, the computers the year like you guys won't believe it's gonna happen.

I don't know why they as they came closer to the year two thousand, they didn't update that, just throw a three in place of the two.

I don't know why they as they came closer to the year two thousand, they didn't update that, just throw a three in place of the two.

Listen, it didn't change twentieth century Fox. They're like, we're sticking in the olden change all the loos. Shall I hold it?

Listen, it didn't change twentieth century Fox. They're like, we're sticking in the olden change all the loos. Shall I hold it?

Yeah? You tell me because this is a I mean, I haven't unwrapped something like this on the podcast before, so you direct how I should open it.

Yeah? You tell me because this is a I mean, I haven't unwrapped something like this on the podcast before, so you direct how I should open it.

Well, you can open it, let me feel something, and it's so beautifully if you if she opened this little yeah, that's just a little extra garnish off the garden because I'm fun. And then you just keep going, I'm gonna hold hold it solidly while you.

Well, you can open it, let me feel something, and it's so beautifully if you if she opened this little yeah, that's just a little extra garnish off the garden because I'm fun. And then you just keep going, I'm gonna hold hold it solidly while you.

I don't like to tear up the paper, you know, Oh okay, you know I want to show something the job you did. It is expensive. This.

I don't like to tear up the paper, you know, Oh okay, you know I want to show something the job you did. It is expensive. This.

Yeah, I do have a supply of wrap. I'm no candy spelling anybody, but I do have a supply of wrapping.

Yeah, I do have a supply of wrap. I'm no candy spelling anybody, but I do have a supply of wrapping.

The gift wrapping room still exists. Do we know in my house at Candy Spellings. Oh, that's a good question. Somebody should do a look into that.

The gift wrapping room still exists. Do we know in my house at Candy Spellings. Oh, that's a good question. Somebody should do a look into that.

Now.

Now.

I can't imagine she still lives there. Does she still live?

I can't imagine she still lives there. Does she still live?

Oh?

Oh?

Yeah, okay, she's still alive. Oh, I don't know is still alive? And I have to imagine she carries the tradition on with a gift wrapping room.

Yeah, okay, she's still alive. Oh, I don't know is still alive? And I have to imagine she carries the tradition on with a gift wrapping room.

Well, they I remember they were. They were famous.

Well, they I remember they were. They were famous.

A strange toe over the gift trap room. Alive candy, candy, reach out some old candy. Okay, we're opening, We're opening. I'm gonna help you. Okay. And I'm on the other side of whatever this is. So I haven't I haven't seen it yet. So this is kind of actually a fun video. It's never been more excited. I'm excited on a mountain side in my life. Oh my god, wait, who is this? This is a giant photo of a shirtless man, uh smiling in a swimming pool. Who is this alis. Do you know who that is? Oh?

A strange toe over the gift trap room. Alive candy, candy, reach out some old candy. Okay, we're opening, We're opening. I'm gonna help you. Okay. And I'm on the other side of whatever this is. So I haven't I haven't seen it yet. So this is kind of actually a fun video. It's never been more excited. I'm excited on a mountain side in my life. Oh my god, wait, who is this? This is a giant photo of a shirtless man, uh smiling in a swimming pool. Who is this alis. Do you know who that is? Oh?

Now I want to burn it. I mean, hooray for everyone. Don't kill me that it didn't occur to my ancient old the oldest gen X possible ass that you might not know who that is?

Now I want to burn it. I mean, hooray for everyone. Don't kill me that it didn't occur to my ancient old the oldest gen X possible ass that you might not know who that is?

Who is it?

Who is it?

It's Telly Savalis TV's co Jack.

It's Telly Savalis TV's co Jack.

He is getting out of a pool. I have always been very much lustful for him. He's very good looking. Yeah, he look. Do you do you know Kojak at all? Do you I'm familiar with the title of Kojak and I always mix it up with the Stephen King dog movie. Uh Kujo Cujo? Okay, I've seen neither.

He is getting out of a pool. I have always been very much lustful for him. He's very good looking. Yeah, he look. Do you do you know Kojak at all? Do you I'm familiar with the title of Kojak and I always mix it up with the Stephen King dog movie. Uh Kujo Cujo? Okay, I've seen neither.

I have this is you know, I've never seen Kujo even though my Paldani pantaro is in it, because I don't I love dogs, and that freaked me out right.

I have this is you know, I've never seen Kujo even though my Paldani pantaro is in it, because I don't I love dogs, and that freaked me out right.

And you know what the story is, it's just about I mean, it's not just about a demon dog.

And you know what the story is, it's just about I mean, it's not just about a demon dog.

What's the dog's who's rabies? Oh that's their dog and they're trapped in the car and the heat and the kid. This is the original, but one of the early pioneers of like the boy needs his inhaler or his diabetes, he needs his rabies shot. He's going too.

What's the dog's who's rabies? Oh that's their dog and they're trapped in the car and the heat and the kid. This is the original, but one of the early pioneers of like the boy needs his inhaler or his diabetes, he needs his rabies shot. He's going too.

I was terrified of rabies as a kid, so this would have killed me. But you grew up in the country, right. Yeah. There was like this feeling of like, if my mouse bites me, I'm going to get rabies and die like a pioneer. Did you read a bit my snake? No? Did you?

I was terrified of rabies as a kid, so this would have killed me. But you grew up in the country, right. Yeah. There was like this feeling of like, if my mouse bites me, I'm going to get rabies and die like a pioneer. Did you read a bit my snake? No? Did you?

Yeah, a little bit, not not poisonous. I've killed I've killed copper heads with a garden. It was like that. Wow, it was like that we had like a barn and ship.

Yeah, a little bit, not not poisonous. I've killed I've killed copper heads with a garden. It was like that. Wow, it was like that we had like a barn and ship.

Wowow. Telly Savalis is.

Wowow. Telly Savalis is.

A Greek American actor who it was Kojak was a detective and he always has had a lollipop o catphrase was who loves your baby? I think google it? Please, I will. I would like to announce that this is a regift.

A Greek American actor who it was Kojak was a detective and he always has had a lollipop o catphrase was who loves your baby? I think google it? Please, I will. I would like to announce that this is a regift.

Okay, this is a gift. I mean you don't want any tacky, tacky tacky or valuable recycling to save the planet.

Okay, this is a gift. I mean you don't want any tacky, tacky tacky or valuable recycling to save the planet.

Do you know Sarah Thire?

Do you know Sarah Thire?

Uh?

Uh?

Yes, of course Sarah was moving out of that house because she yes, of course yes, and she had this amazing yard garage sale and Rosernandez and I went over, Yes, come my best friend and come over and get stuff, and she h, I bought this from her.

Yes, of course Sarah was moving out of that house because she yes, of course yes, and she had this amazing yard garage sale and Rosernandez and I went over, Yes, come my best friend and come over and get stuff, and she h, I bought this from her.

Wow, and and so I was, it's we have you'll come over. I wish I had a giant, big number birthday this year, and I wish i'd known you, But I would.

Wow, and and so I was, it's we have you'll come over. I wish I had a giant, big number birthday this year, and I wish i'd known you, But I would.

Have been by the both of you, Oh God, when I was ten years from now.

Have been by the both of you, Oh God, when I was ten years from now.

Another Yeah, well, fingers crossed or not?

Another Yeah, well, fingers crossed or not?

Well, your last birthday was ninety. We are waiting. We're hoping you get to one hundred.

Well, your last birthday was ninety. We are waiting. We're hoping you get to one hundred.

Or you can bring ceramic cake to the forest line.

Or you can bring ceramic cake to the forest line.

I will lead the charge, and I want a ceramic cheesecake from Juniors in New York. Why what is that? Who's that lady coming out of me? Anyway?

I will lead the charge, and I want a ceramic cheesecake from Juniors in New York. Why what is that? Who's that lady coming out of me? Anyway?

I love this.

I love this.

So if you're just gonna, if you're gonna gift it, this will not be regifted. Okay, good, I mean, so now you'll put me in a compromise position. Yeah, because it seems like you kind.

So if you're just gonna, if you're gonna gift it, this will not be regifted. Okay, good, I mean, so now you'll put me in a compromise position. Yeah, because it seems like you kind.

Of wanted Well, no, I took up the good news about today's society is I took a photo of it before I wrapped it. Okay, but we have a big garage at our place, which is like sort of a music room and sort of a cool rumpus room. Seventies rock and roll things, lots of Now it's a lot of storage stuff, but like it's jock chocoa block full with all kinds of posters and stuff. And it's time to to in the herd.

Of wanted Well, no, I took up the good news about today's society is I took a photo of it before I wrapped it. Okay, but we have a big garage at our place, which is like sort of a music room and sort of a cool rumpus room. Seventies rock and roll things, lots of Now it's a lot of storage stuff, but like it's jock chocoa block full with all kinds of posters and stuff. And it's time to to in the herd.

So I thinned, Telly.

So I thinned, Telly.

I mean, I don't imagine having a house anytime soon or ever where I could have the space to hang that. You clearly do looking at a giant white wall behind on Alice.

I mean, I don't imagine having a house anytime soon or ever where I could have the space to hang that. You clearly do looking at a giant white wall behind on Alice.

I'm gonna hang this in my backyard.

I'm gonna hang this in my backyard.

Cut, I'd hang it over my bed, frankly, but you know what, guess what hold this microphone? Oh no, I'll hold it because that's not all.

Cut, I'd hang it over my bed, frankly, but you know what, guess what hold this microphone? Oh no, I'll hold it because that's not all.

Oh there's more.

Oh there's more.

Oh. Also, Sarah when we got these, she's like, just so you know, I have no I'm fine with.

Oh. Also, Sarah when we got these, she's like, just so you know, I have no I'm fine with.

You if you were gifting it, okay. And I'm not even gonna go through the pretense of where was Sarah hanging this in her home? It was in like a in her old home. It was like in a I don't know because it was down.

You if you were gifting it, okay. And I'm not even gonna go through the pretense of where was Sarah hanging this in her home? It was in like a in her old home. It was like in a I don't know because it was down.

By them, but I think in one of the like the pool house Maids.

By them, but I think in one of the like the pool house Maids.

That makes sense. This is kind of near the pool or a visan area. Yeah, he's in the pool, yes, Sex you.

That makes sense. This is kind of near the pool or a visan area. Yeah, he's in the pool, yes, Sex you.

Know, and frankly, I wish the camera would And now.

Know, and frankly, I wish the camera would And now.

I know this is ah. I guess well they got there's a zero headroom. I guess that, torso. Just do you well.

I know this is ah. I guess well they got there's a zero headroom. I guess that, torso. Just do you well.

He's also famously on the Twilight Zone episode Talking Tina, the talking doll.

He's also famously on the Twilight Zone episode Talking Tina, the talking doll.

Oh wow, he's the dad. Oh he's a dad. Wait was this Twilight Zone in the sixties?

Oh wow, he's the dad. Oh he's a dad. Wait was this Twilight Zone in the sixties?

Well, yeah, early sixties, black and white.

Well, yeah, early sixties, black and white.

How old was he in Kujo? He's in code? He was not in coach? What am I telling you?

How old was he in Kujo? He's in code? He was not in coach? What am I telling you?

Well, you know, when you're little in the seventies or now, and people who are in their thirties or forties seem old old. Everyone's like an old person. So he was also shaved head, bald guy, so he seemed older. But I don't know, probably only in his forties.

Well, you know, when you're little in the seventies or now, and people who are in their thirties or forties seem old old. Everyone's like an old person. So he was also shaved head, bald guy, so he seemed older. But I don't know, probably only in his forties.

Oh yeah, I guess in the sixties the dads were like in their twenties.

Oh yeah, I guess in the sixties the dads were like in their twenties.

Exactly, yes, yes, so I also do you know Battle of the Network Stars?

Exactly, yes, yes, so I also do you know Battle of the Network Stars?

Do you remember that? I no, I liked the sound of this.

Do you remember that? I no, I liked the sound of this.

Do yourself a favor tonight while you are pleasure yourself, google Battle of the Network Stars swimming competition. Ladies and gentlemen, no matter whom you are or what you are, you know, casting your eyes uponst sex like skinny I mean not skinny people or all sizes, but like thin layers of latex fabric over ladies and gentlemen, the Charlie's Angels, the Scott Veo. Sorry, like just swimming and jumping, and.

Do yourself a favor tonight while you are pleasure yourself, google Battle of the Network Stars swimming competition. Ladies and gentlemen, no matter whom you are or what you are, you know, casting your eyes uponst sex like skinny I mean not skinny people or all sizes, but like thin layers of latex fabric over ladies and gentlemen, the Charlie's Angels, the Scott Veo. Sorry, like just swimming and jumping, and.

So it was like Olympics for series regulars.

So it was like Olympics for series regulars.

Yeah, it was.

Yeah, it was.

It's exactly what do you not know that?

It's exactly what do you not know that?

Oh you've got to watch it. Oh my god, I don't know what your situation is or if this is your wife over here.

Oh you've got to watch it. Oh my god, I don't know what your situation is or if this is your wife over here.

But I'm gay, all right, so I'm straight.

But I'm gay, all right, so I'm straight.

You better be more more man, The more man the better. You said, no gifts for you, But is there any rule about bringing gifts for your gentleman friend? There could be, okay, but there's a caveat for this. You cannot tell Sally Struthers.

You better be more more man, The more man the better. You said, no gifts for you, But is there any rule about bringing gifts for your gentleman friend? There could be, okay, but there's a caveat for this. You cannot tell Sally Struthers.

Okay, I'm gonna open this up. I'm gonna do you know what I'm gonna do with the We're gonna come back to the picture, of course. But it's been leaning against me.

Okay, I'm gonna open this up. I'm gonna do you know what I'm gonna do with the We're gonna come back to the picture, of course. But it's been leaning against me.

Why don't I take it from you?

Why don't I take it from you?

No? Don't all right?

No? Don't all right?

Oh oh, oh, probably could reuse this too. I really did a solid by you. I've given you all sorts of things.

Oh oh, oh, probably could reuse this too. I really did a solid by you. I've given you all sorts of things.

Okay, now we're back, and okay, you want me to open this one. Now, this is a smaller item. This is more the size of a book, so you can open this up.

Okay, now we're back, and okay, you want me to open this one. Now, this is a smaller item. This is more the size of a book, so you can open this up.

It's not for you, it's not for me. And I'm hoping that I know the name of your partner.

It's not for you, it's not for me. And I'm hoping that I know the name of your partner.

It's Candace, Candace Spelling. I was being very coy when I brought her up. Is she still alive? It is my wife, still alive?

It's Candace, Candace Spelling. I was being very coy when I brought her up. Is she still alive? It is my wife, still alive?

Does anyone know?

Does anyone know?

Okay, okay, this is like a okay, wait, it's some sort of paper. It has an s for some goula. Yeah, oh my god, this is so sweet. Well this is also a regift. Okay.

Okay, okay, this is like a okay, wait, it's some sort of paper. It has an s for some goula. Yeah, oh my god, this is so sweet. Well this is also a regift. Okay.

And like I said, don't tell Sally Struthers, because when I had this big birthday party, Sally Struthers was there. Of course, I love her. She's a delight. We had worked together before. We have friends in common. It's one of those dreams where you're like, I'm gonna be friends with Sally Straws.

And like I said, don't tell Sally Struthers, because when I had this big birthday party, Sally Struthers was there. Of course, I love her. She's a delight. We had worked together before. We have friends in common. It's one of those dreams where you're like, I'm gonna be friends with Sally Straws.

One day She's like, now, this is just part of my life. One day I'm shooting a scroll in the face.

One day She's like, now, this is just part of my life. One day I'm shooting a scroll in the face.

The next day, Sally Struthers and me are on Gilmore Girl's or Reimagined or whatever that thing was called.

The next day, Sally Struthers and me are on Gilmore Girl's or Reimagined or whatever that thing was called.

She gave me this box.

She gave me this box.

She brought it up the stairs at our house. I can't believe she could lift it. It was filled with stationary with S's on.

She brought it up the stairs at our house. I can't believe she could lift it. It was filled with stationary with S's on.

It of Sally Struther's stationary.

It of Sally Struther's stationary.

I think so now I'm an s sam Pancake Joseph Samuel Pancok the third. If you're really gonna try to, you know, steal my identity, good luck, no one wants it. But she brought me so much great s logoed monogram. It's not a monogram. I don't think it's just one letter.

I think so now I'm an s sam Pancake Joseph Samuel Pancok the third. If you're really gonna try to, you know, steal my identity, good luck, no one wants it. But she brought me so much great s logoed monogram. It's not a monogram. I don't think it's just one letter.

Yeah, this.

Yeah, this.

Young bridger is from a block like that.

Young bridger is from a block like that.

Wow, that much paper And.

Wow, that much paper And.

I was like, I bet no one bought brings Jim mister smagoola right to love this. Yeah, so he can write and write letters instead of like doing direct communication because a lot of irritating behavior. Also, doesn't he have a good doesn't he have a mustache?

I was like, I bet no one bought brings Jim mister smagoola right to love this. Yeah, so he can write and write letters instead of like doing direct communication because a lot of irritating behavior. Also, doesn't he have a good doesn't he have a mustache?

He does have a mustache paper. I'm talking these other people, I'm talking together around my boyfriend rather than me. Yeah, where is he? By the way, you didn't wear these and gray flannel sweats for nothing? I'm wearing panties don't turn off the lights click. Well, this is wonderful. So you have a bunch of other s labeled stuff. I don't know how I'm gonna what I'm gonna do with it? Yeah, but because like this could last for the rest of a lifetime, just this one piece, this notebook.