Phone Tap: Mr. Wax On Wax Off

Published Mar 13, 2025, 2:52 PM

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion!

It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and today we're going to prank call. A woman who got a one hour long professional massage the other day and afterwards, her review to her friend about it was it was nice, but a little awkward because the masseuse was kind of hot.

Oh wow, that make it awkward, awkward in a good way. I had that once and I was like, okay, man, you have to wait to take your clothes. Yeh.

Her friend did the right thing and let us know that information so that we could use it against her in your phone tap right now?

Any Hello, Hi, this is a detective Clancy Merlau with the police Department. I'm looking for a Chrissy please. This is Are you the same Christy Harris who went to the massage and spot two days ago?

Yeah?

I'm sorry. What is this about?

Well man, we received a report from the owner about some potential impropriety that happened during your visit.

Well, what do you mean propriety?

It means that I'm gonna have to ask you some questions here because this could be a very serious offense.

I'm sorry, what are you talking about like this? I don't understand.

Well, I'm just gonna need to get a statement on your behalf of what happened, so we have it on record.

There's nothing to tell It was just a normal massage, right, that's.

What you claim. But let me just get into this was your massuse named Mark?

Yeah?

I think yeah, okay.

AKA mister wax On wax Off. What that's his nickname. That's what he's known for. It's a technique apparently.

Oh okay, I don't know anything about that. I just really yeah, I've never heard that name before and until you said it.

Well, even the guys down here at the station you know about mister wax On wax Off. So that's a little fishy, okay.

I mean, like I said, it was my first time going to this place.

Sam, no need to be hysterical. I'm just asking a question.

I'm not hysterical. I'm just very confused.

Like there it is again. I went, it's all relaxed and just keep going. All right, you're not in trouble yet.

Yeah, what are you talking about? I didn't do anything.

I got a massage.

Well, we interviewed Mark about the incident that did occur.

What incident?

There was no incident.

At seventeen minutes into the massage, you apparently said, and I quote, ooh ooh right there, that hits the spot end quote, and then you followed it with two more oohs I does that happen? Can you confirm?

I mean, yeah, I probably said something like that, like I have a knot in the middle of my back, like that's fairly normal, ma'am.

Communicate.

I'm not here to pass judgment on your fantasies or wild perversions.

What fantasies are you talking about? I was having some back pain and I went to get a massage.

Sure, but at any point did you comment on Mark's quote powerful muscular hands, feeling good around your shoulders end quote.

I definitely did not use those words. I did not say powerful or muscular.

You did compliment his hands.

I think I said the pressure was good.

I think that's what I said.

But did you say it like the pressure is good or did you say it like, ooh, the pressure is so good. Your hands are perfect for.

This type of what is going on right now?

I just need to know the tone, man.

I obviously did not say it the way you're trying to make it sound like I said it.

M hmm, Okay, so I'm just going to put down. Conversation became overly sensual.

Overly what what are you talking about?

You know what? Let's just move on.

Okay, No, you can't move on.

Everything that you're trying to say is trying to make me look bad. What are you doing?

Okay? Writing down here suspect was agitated and combative. No, no of guilt for her inappropriate actions. Oh my god, no, sorry, were you saying something?

None of this is true.

Huh That's exactly what a couple of NFL players have said to us. So stupid.

You clearly have no idea what you're doing.

I actually do know what I'm doing, man, because this is a prank phone call. My real name is Jose from the RADISHO Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And this is the lowest energy I've ever had in my life. What do you know how hard it was to just talk to you like a normal person. I am Are you kidding you? This is Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Quinn set you.

Up taking notes during this massage. What's going on?

She said that you came back from your massage and just told her your messuse was kind of cute, and so she took that and ran with it.

Oh no, is that true.

Do you have a thing for mister wax On wax Off?

I mean that's not his name, but I know he was really cute.

Oh, the truth comes out.

Lock her up, wake up every morning with phone taps.

Weekday mornings are the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

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