Phone Tap: Thanks For Your Intestines

Published Mar 12, 2025, 2:41 PM

Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger!

It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's prank call, a guy went to a wedding last weekend and drank way too much, as you do. He remembers ubering home barely and partying with a bunch of people that he didn't know. Well, we're gonna call him as one of those mystery party guests and said, hey, you made a promise to me that night and you had better keep it in your phone. Tap right now, Hello, Jimbo. What's up? Dude?

Who's this?

Oh, dude, you kill me? What's up?

Man?

It's Brandon Brandon.

Yeah, Brandon from the wedding last weekend. Dude, you feel you're feeling okay? Because I know you were pretty late.

I got pretty twitch.

Yeah, yeah, so it was. I So I'm right there with you. Does your hand hurt like mine?

My hand? Yeah?

I haven't high five that much since I hooked up with that librarian in high school. Remember that story. I told you.

I don't remember a whole lot. It's no dude, I get it.

Yeah. So anyway, I know you're probably pretty busy right now, you know, back to real life, back to the grind.

Yeah, I'm I'm back at work right now.

Oh yeah, no, sorry, I don't want to like interrupt too much, but I'm just letting you know. The appointment is this Friday. It's three fifteen. They said be there ten minutes early, if.

You can excuse me. Three fifteen.

Yeah, you know, because they got to put the dye in you and get you prepped. What I guess, it's more serious than I thought it was going to be. But man, you're such a good guy for doing this.

I am. Yeah.

I mean, like, who meets a rando at a wedding and agrees to donate part of their intestine to a total stranger. You're awesome, dude. My whole family appreciates it. Well, hold on, hold on, Like, my mom even made you a cake for after the operation, and it's crazy because she's allergic to butter and sugar, so she took a pretty big risk making it. She's that thankful.

Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, I need to I need to clarify something here.

Yeah.

Sure, but I didn't even get to the best part yet. And it's like, I don't want to blow the surprise for you anything, but they're gonna be running an article in the paper about you.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about like you being recognized for basically being a hero, because I just got off the phone with a reporter and even he was crying when he heard what you were doing for us. Man, Like, holy yeah, man, Like I'm tearing up already too. Man, you're a real life angel.

I mean I appreciate that. But they're not quite sure about this.

I mean you were really sure the other night though.

Okay to me, favorite, what exactly did we talk about again?

We talked about how my dog, how he couldn't eat cheese until you agreed to donate part of your intestine to them. I've been like spinning out ever since.

This is this Wait, so my human intestine to a dog?

Yeah, I mean obviously not all of it, just like three feet. Apparently our bodies have a lot, so we could spare some.

That doesn't sound right to me.

You know what, I'm probably not explaining it great, So they'll probably just go over all the details at the vet on Friday. Cool the vet right for the surgery at the pet hospital.

A veterinarian doing surgery on me.

Yeah, they haven't done a human operation yet. You're gonna be the first one for them, that's what they said. But you were cool with that.

Remember, I don't remember that at all.

Are you hurting messling with me again?

I am not messing with you. I don't remember any of this. I remember a lot of drinking, but I do not remember promising my intestine to some dog. I am There's no way I'm doing this.

You're not. Oh what about the newspaper article in my mom's cake that she made?

Send your mom my apologies, But we were wasted. I didn't mean any of this.

That's just trunk talk.

Dude. This is gonna like devastate my family.

But I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But answer is still no. Oh my god.

So it's a no on the dog in testine surgery.

Yes, it's a big no on the dog in testing surgery.

Fine, if that's how you feel, then maybe would you be open to donating to my family's ferret getting a nose job? Are you giving five hundred bucks because he's really self conscious about him?

All right, dude, know enough enough, that's ridiculous. There's no such thing as knows jobs for fair. There's got to be some kind of a joke.

Yeah, you're right, This was a stupid prank call idea. Anyway, so playing your brother will for telling.

Me to do it. I should have known. Man, she sounds like something stupid.

Yeah, this is a stupid thing we do on the show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is jeff Man. It's a phone tab. It's because your brother will listen to our show. And he said, you got tanked at a wedding last week and started drinking with all these people you didn't know they became your best friends.

Oh my god, I cannot believe you use that against me.

I can't believe you're not willing to donate your intestines to a sweet little dog.

Oh god, yeah.

You'd be the first one to do it in the country.

Okay, well someone else can take that title.

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