From coughing fits to crusty sourdoughs, this episode is made entirely of scraps - old notes, fleeting thoughts, and the kinds of ponderings that once felt too small, too odd, or too unworthy to make the cut. But today, they shine.

In this rapid-fire, patchwork-style patch, we discuss:

• The weird intimacy of bringing a list of topics to dinner
• Why Christian thinks fridges have made us forget the meaning of "fresh"
• Is putting found items higher really helping the original owner?
• Emojis vs. "haha" - which carries more social weight?
• Nonno throws out a brand new phone, but keeps 1997 soft drinks
• The stress of coughing while trying to finish a story
• Walking past a housemate: acknowledge? ignore? perform?
• The violent pain of sourdough and how to eat it safely
• “Myriad” reasons to hate people who know they're using “myriad” correctly

So grab your blunt knife, lift that lost glove to eye level, and join us as we stitch together a new patch - out of scraps.

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