True Romance with Carolina Barlow and Devin LearyDevin talks about her birthday… for a while… of course. And then she and Carolina discuss the season premiere of Summer House where not one but MANY relationships are in fact crumbling! Plus a recap of Love is Blind episodes 7-9!
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Hello and welcome to True Romance. This is Carolina Barlow and this is Devin Leary and we have a birthday today.
Y'all know I'm a birthday yeah, meaning when it's my birthday, I make it known, and I expect others to do the same.
You're very much like Stassy from VPR that way.
I am.
I am very much like that, and I do take things personally when people don't know. Actually, this year, I will say because like a couple of friends texted me and were like, is it your actual birthday?
Because I did like a little celebration.
Thing, and I was like, you know what, I don't remember anyone's birthday, Like I always have, even my closest friends. I have to check, and I like look at Instagram when some and has like tagged them in a birthday thing and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's them. So I don't really take that personally, but I do expect, like, you know, gifts and celebrations and stuff like that. And I will say it's been a year. It's been a year. It sure has. But I feel like I'm on the other side of so much. I feel like to think about where I was last year on my birthday. It's like so exhausting because of the amount of like more pain that was still left. Like it's like, okay, I was still about to get back together with my ex boyfriend, which was a huge mistake, and I was still about to after we broke up the second time, get like misled into like this weird friendship thing where I would like hang out with him as a friend, and it was very confusing, and I was still like just didn't love myself. So to think about having to be back there is like so exhaust and I'm so happy that I'm here.
I feel much happier.
I struggle still so much with everything self esteem and stuff.
But I really believe that I deserve.
Good things and that I am good and valuable.
You seem much happier.
I feel happier aside, even and by the way, if I wasn't dating someone new, I would still be happier.
I would still It doesn't hurt, That's all I'll say. It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt to be dating someone who is very sweet and got me. I do have to say, like an incomprehensibly good birthday, get you. I don't know if it's bad to say it on the pod, but like it was truly like I was.
Shook to my court.
It's a painting of the scene from the Real Housewives the Salt Lake City finale where Heather says receipts timeline proof, except that Heather is my cat Olive yes, and Monica is my cat Cookie and this my my romantic interest did say, which was so true. He said, Cookie is the type of person that you would need receipts on, and I said, yes, Cookie is always causing drama.
Cookie is reality vonteez he is. He's fake.
He's like one second he's like so cuddly sweet, the next second he's biting me.
He's I like, came home from Seattle. He acted like he didn't know who I was.
And I'm like, wait, didn't you act like, I'm like the you're giving me kisses every morning?
Who are you?
And all of is very stoic and noble and consistent. So I said, these personalities do line up, and it was really.
I mean, there's nothing better than a thoughtful gift, because there they are so few and far between.
It's like, I mean, to be thought of. It's like I always tell this story of like my.
What my worst ex boyfriend, Like it was like the love it was like when we first got together, the love bombing of like the first birthday we spent together was like insane, Like he like planned this crazy thing, got me an autographed copy of the script for the movie Hustlers, all this stuff, and then the next year he literally got me nothing, not even a card.
And then when I like said something about.
It, it was like, well, it's like a global pandemic, like people are like going.
Through And I was like, oh, literally, God.
You had to do was put a donut on a plate and say like happy birthday, you know what I mean. It's like just do something and and that's the bare minimum and it's not a reality Vontee's portrait of my cat, So.
That rules.
But I'm gonna say is, if you can afford the time it takes to like dive deep into why you carry around a ton of shame all the time and don't really see yourself as deserving good things, I can't recommend it enough.
I don't think it's a coincidence that you started being with people who understood your value. When you start understanding your value and listen. They said it would happened, and I never believe them. They were always saying that.
They were like, you have to love yourself before other people can love you. You have to love yourself before you can find someone. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Shut up, shut up. I'm happy. But it's really true.
It's also like I there's just such a difference the way I am in this connection. Like he is very complimentary and stuff, but every time he says like something like nice about me, I'm like, I know, I know that's true. I know that I'm like, you know, all of these things, and I also feel like I really deserve the relationship, and I think that that makes me feel I'm also like this, Okay, this sounds so stupid.
This sounds so stupid, and I know it does, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
The amount I don't whatever, I'm just gonna say. I'm like self conscious to say it because I think it's really stupid. But I saw a picture of myself last year come up in like my iPhone memories and it's like literally this time last year, and I think that it's amazing to do whatever you want to your appearance, Like I support that.
So much, but like I literally looked like an ef A person.
I had like a spray tan, eyelash extensions, highlights in my hair, like all this stuff, and I was doing like laser treatments to get my body hair off and all this stuff. And it's like I literally feel no incentive to do that stuff right now. Like I'm just like I don't, like, I really like the way I look and I don't think it's like necessary and I know that sounds stupid, but just like I spent so much money trying to make myself parable. And this picture was taken on a day that I was gonna hang out with my ex boyfriend, like and we weren't even together, and it was just like this thing of like maybe if I look the most perfect, and I just don't feel that way at all now, Like I just feel like whatever I look like is enough, and whoever doesn't and I do that is usually my second thought now, is like when something comes up, like stuff that I'm insecure about, if this is if that's a deal for this person, They're not my person, Like that's it. And if someone cares so much about what I look like. That it makes a difference if I have like a spray tan or not. They're not my person because I don't give a fuck about that, right, But I.
Am going to keep getting my boattox, Amma Philla.
I was going to say, maybe this will help me not spend a rent payment on my filler and botox. But as someone who's lost control about over how some of my body looks like, I am totally happy with changing my appearance. But I understand what you're saying I do, and I think I think I'm waiting. I'm in the position of waiting for someone to love me so I know I'm lovable, and that's just not a healthy place to be or I'm not going to even like prescribe it as not healthy, but it's not conducive to getting that relationship because you're coming from a place of lack and like, I need you to tell me I'm good so then I can start walking around knowing I'm good. Yeah, And I don't think that's very healthy and I don't want to rely on someone to tell me who I am.
I agree with that.
I also think one thing I've learned this year because like a friend of mine sent me a TikTok yesterday that was like about how like the apps are dead, like don't go on the apps anymore, and I was like, the one thing I've learned this year is like dating advice is kind of pointless unless.
It's like as coming from us and you're a subscriber.
No, But what I mean is like unless it's a specific situation where someone's like, Okay, my boyfriend did this weird thing, like or my girlfriend is like really bad at texting and it makes me feel this way, But like blanket statements where it's like this is how you need to date, this is what the apps are dead that this is that you need to go to bars, you need to be in sports bars, you need to whatever, and like even stuff that's like, well you need to like find someone. You need to love yourself first, Like that's true, but it's it's not prescriptive because some people do meet their person before they like love themselves, and then they change because of that person. Like I think you never know. I think the one thing that's true is putting yourself out there helps.
You meet someone.
I did like my romantic interest on an app because I put myself out there and went on a date, and like that's like the one thing that I'm like, I feel like that's true. And other than that, everyone's just trying to like define something that's indefinable because it feels so complicated and it's like so hard to understand that we can't control when and how someone will like.
Choose to like love us. So we're constantly like, well, it's.
Actually because Hinge is dead and this is that, and that is that the field is good and whatever. It's like, I don't know it just like if you want to meet someone, put yourself out there, if you want to love yourself, try but you can also meet someone in the meantime. And I don't know. But that being said, everyone I met before kind.
Of I mean, you know what I mean.
I want to talk about to hate each other Amanda and Kyle. I watched the premiere of Summer House. Coincidentally, I watched it twice, once with by myself and once with a friend, and like.
A good neighbor, I got more out of it watching it the second time. So Amanda and Kyle, we've been with them for many seasons now. I actually was watching some old Summerhouse which is so ratchet and so great, like should I do that?
I want to?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I will. And Kyle is a forty year old man who has a mullet, so I'm going to leave that there and do with that which you will, who always talks about how hard he works, like you wouldn't think this I invented jobs. He literally is always talking about how hard he works on lover Boy, his kombucha alcoholic kombucha. And Amanda is his wife who hates him like she does not like this man. I feel bad for both of them in a way, well not really Kyle, but but I I don't think. I don't think anyone is necessarily a victim here, like it sucks for Amanda, but she does not like this man. And so something happens in the pilot, which is that he which I think was for the cameras, is like, Amanda, you don't like welcome me when I come home from like a business trip like you used to. And I feel like I want us to be like a team, like we're like you don't like feel excited to see me, and we don't spend enough time together. And she who's you can clearly see almost is calling him out for doing it on in front of the camera.
She's like, Kyle, what are you talking about?
Like this is something I used to say to you that I want to spend more time with you. This takes place at a fair. We find out later that Kyle, instead of taking Amanda on rides, takes a huge Rastafarian banana stuffed banana on the rides instead to film, like with social media clips with it. The next day, Amanda does what you like at the I feel like at the end of every relationship, it's fights in public. Yes, And Amanda, in front of everyone, is like, yeah, say again what you said to me last night that we don't spend enough time together.
Because she's like, I know the jury's on my side.
She's like, I know the jury's on my sidey, and I know you're full of shit, and I'm just she was like, see how many people you talk to today instead of me, which I thought was really sad, Like, oh my gosh, he is the kind of person who will like ignore are you at parties?
Yeah, well, let me just say that.
I was like tuning into this episode and they start as they do with like that dramatic teaser of like Carl and Lindsay are going to break up like some some pastors telling Carl like I would if I've married a lot of people and I wouldn't marry you two and like all this stuff and then like it's like Z like rewind and like Carl and Lindsay are going to the White House.
Two months earlier.
And I'm also like that is so classic. It's like that is our political system. Like not to get political, but that is our political system that Lindsey Hubbard hub House is at Hubbs is at the White House, like and because she knows a publicist, Meanwhile, I'm not at the White House.
Okay.
She also is in DC wearing an American flag bra and spandex shorts, just walking around DC filming herself with her iPhone. I was like, can you imagine just walking around in the street, it's wearing that outfit, casually filming yourself being like on the way to the White House having a lot of fun.
I know.
Well, my romantic interest was like came up behind me while I was watching this on my laptop and he's like, oh, who are these people? And I go, well, there's this one there's this one girl that everyone hates. And then I Lindsey comes on the screen in her American flag set and I go, it's her and he's like yeah.
And then I was like and there's like a couple that hate each other. And the scene that he tuned into was just so funny to me.
Kyle and Amanda in bed and at the summerhouse and Kyle says something about like, oh, this like bedroom is like different, like I don't know, the furniture is different, and she goes, how.
Much fucking time did you spend it here last year?
That was crazy, and that was again so indicative of like you hate when this person breathes.
I know, because what is she mad about that he noticed something different in the room because he slept in the same I'm like, you absolutely hate this man. And when he he starts to confront her about the thing you said where he's like, I want to spend time together, she's like almost laughing.
It's like funny because.
There was there was like an era of time where she wanted him to change. I mean, this man gets so drunk every night that he talks like a two year old, like he can barely speak every night on the show.
He can barely speak.
And there was a time where she wanted him to change and like be better, and she was like crying a lot about it. And now I feel like she's like, Okay, I don't want you to change. I just don't give a fuck about you at all, and I hate your fucking guts, so just stay away from me. So he's like trying to talk to her about like improving their relationship, and she's like laughing at him. But I like, I thought this was gonna be Carlyn Lindsay, like, you know Gate the whole season, which it is, but I was surprised to have yet another relationship drama to die.
Yet it's And at the end of the episode, again he's all for the cameras. Kyle like takes Page aside and says, you know, oh, Amanda and I are having trouble. You know, we're not ready. I'm not I'm so stressed out about the idea of adding kids to the mix. Yeah, and da da da. And then when Page brings that to Amanda, Amanda goes Kyle's full of shit, like she was like, he takes out his work stress on me, which I completely have been there and it's so stressful and it's just and then you can see the girl slowly. Siera and Paige like go to her side. They're like, wow, that sounds really hard, and and Paige was like, well, he was talking about how stressed out he was about like the marriage and you know, adding kids to the mix and buying a house. And she was like, then go be single. And it's like, oh, you're there, You're you're there. Oh she ready.
I didn't even notice that. Yeah, She's like, okay, great, bye that by then get your own ride home.
No, he drives that fucking insane car. Yeah, it's it's really something. And she's just like so hot. I think she's like finally looking healthier. Well that's the other thing. It's like she she seemed to be struggling at the hands of the relationship much more before, whereas now I do feel like she's just like totally checked out.
But she's so hot. And I did notice.
I think I texted you that she took a classic relationship as ending soon selfie on Instagram. It was a picture of her with like her mid driff out, like she was like wearing a shirt, but it was like half unbuttoned, but it was clearly a thirst trap, and the caption was sad girl Autumn or like sad girl like. It was basically like a sad hot selfie And when do you post that when you need attention? And why do you need attention? Because your relationship's ending and you're on to the next. It's true, she is just like so hot that I'm like, you can be with literally anyone, like you don't have to be with Kyle.
Cook of lover Boy.
Although it's sad that her parents made her sign a contract that like he would pay them back for the wedding if they break up, and he's going to have to do that. I mean, her parents hate him. His parents are weird alcoholics who cheat on each other. It's really something. And meanwhile, it's really something.
Page and Craig are like high chicken, what are you eating for breakfast?
I know they're so cute. Craig literally says, I want to ask you about you before telling you about me. That was like he's learning, he's learning. I know we're jumping around a lot, but we have a lot to cover and I want to ask you about your experience with love is blind?
Okay, So what I have to speak on the most recent three episodes. Hunter Harris, whose Twitter is amazing and also who's substack called hung Up I read religiously said like this was the best episode drop in Love is Blind history, and it was fucking crazy. And let me tell you this, this crop of men is the worst selection. And by the way, I've watched every single season of Married at First Sight. I wish there was more seasons of Married at First Site because sometimes I'm sad that I've seen every single one out of that and out of Love is Blind. I've never there's not one single man on the show that I'm like, Wow, that man is doing his best or is at least a little bit emotionally intelligent.
I thought that about Ken.
But basically, in episodes seven through nine, all the couples go back home. There's an incredible one of my favorite scenes in reality television history, and we'll post it with the episode is Clay and Ad are having a meal and it's like perfectly nice, like good conversation, cute whatever, and then there's silence and he starts stacking the plates.
The editing in the scene is amazing.
He's like stacking plates, moving plates from plate to plate, like it's like this fucking insane thing. And AD's just like watching him, like what the hell is going on? And it's just like silence while he's like playing with silverware, and then he's like, I'm afraid I'm gonna disappoint you, and I'm like Jesus Christ, and then basically he just keeps saying like he thinks he's gonna cheat on her, like he's like, I really am happy, but I am afraid that I am gonna have to like disappoint you.
And it's like what, So that's them.
Meanwhile, he like has a house and is an entrepreneur, and like something did strike me, so like they leave the honeymoon and they do like tours of each other's houses, and something strike me where I was like in my current situation where I like don't know if I want to stay renew my lease and I'm like over the city. If I was on Love is Blind, and the guy was like kind of annoying and weird, but he was like I own this house.
Part of me would be like.
And I'm and I'm gonna be saying a little yes at the altar no. But I was like it's also like so nice that they get to skip the whole thing of like like it's just like, yeah, let's all right, we like each other, let's just move in together. Like that's how I feel at age thirty two. I'm like, all right, enough of the fucking small talk and like scheduling we'll meet on Thursday and you sleep at mine.
I'm like, can we just move into Clay's house together? Okay? So that then there is.
So I was said, I was rooting for Ken, and honestly, I'm so sorry. I forget the girl's name that's with him, but I was like, they're the ones I'm rooting for. They're very religious, which I don't relate to obviously, but they seem to really love each other. They leave the honeymoon and he got his phone back because that's like how the show works. Every single scene of him so funny. It's him on his phone, like literally, as they are spoiler alert breaking up, he's staring. Immediately starts staring at his phone and he's like, sorry, I have like a lot of stuff to get back to and she's like what. And I have to say, these scenes were triggering for me from my past relationship where I moved in with my ex and then like I was like, so, I was like, I'm so excited we're moving in.
Suddenly he's like not speaking to me.
I'm like trying to unpack my stuff, and he's like can you just like slow down with that and like ignoring me basically, And then when I was like, so, I feel like something's weird, he was like, oh, I'm sorry you feel that way, like, and eventually I was like, I think I have to move out of here, and he was like, really you feel like you have to do that. I'm sorry. So Ken was giving that where his girl is it, Brittany, I don't know, but she's like, I feel like it's weird. Like I know, we're like saving ourselves for marriage, and yeah, that is weird, but that's not the weird part here.
Agreed, that is weird.
She's like, I but like we don't even make out, we don't even kiss, like we could have like hot sexual tension, we don't, and like, I just feel like you seem really different, like and you are like on your phone and he's like, well, I that's not been my experience. Like I do desire you and like you're the one who doesn't desire me. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry, and he's like, it's just hard for me as a man that I feel like you don't desire me. Meanwhile, you've been on your fucking phone this whole time. You haven't looked at her once. He's completely gasting her, and you watch her start to be like, oh my god, it's my fault because she says, she's like, well, I do have to admit, like I thought I was going to feel more of like a desire for you. It's like the reason she doesn't feel that is because you're not even making eye contact right And he's like, I don't feel that way. I'm good, I'm fine, And he's like, well I don't. Like He's like said something like, don't make it seem like that's been me this whole time, like, and he's like, I feel like you're not being introspective. You're not And I'm like every conversation she's had with you, she said like, this is how i'm feeling.
How are you feeling like I want?
She's extremely introspective And he's like, you're not recognizing that your part is that you don't desire me, and it like gets in her head because they just were in this weird experience where they talked for weeks but without seeing each other, so like you can see her be like, oh, maybe I don't desire you, like, and she's like, I like feels like it's her fault.
Like she's like, well, I think the world of you.
It's the fucking craziest breakup scene I've ever seen because he fully gets into her head and makes her feel like this is all her fault. You can see it happen and it and then he just like text his friends like hey, can you pick me up? Like no feeling whatsoever, and he's like, all right, give me a hug. Like it's like you're the problem, dude. You don't feel anything for her and you're acting like that's her fault. And so that was fucking crazy. I hope to see more about that, Like I need to know more about what happened there in the next episode, but we don't have time for that because meanwhile, also how much time has passed? Okay, Meanwhile, then you have Chelsea and Jimmy fucking Taue McGee. Jimmy and Chelsea, who I used to not support, but now I do. And one thing I wanted to say, which was interesting is from the first set of episodes, I forgot to mention this. So when Jimmy is breaking up with Jess, she tells him, once you see me in real life, you're gonna like regret this. And as much as I love Jess and she's like a single mom and she's like endearing and all this stuff, that was fucked up because that's not what the experiment's about, right, and why are you saying that? So apparently there was this whole drama after In episode seven to nine, they covered that Jimmy like followed her on social media because she's private, to see what she looks like, and then unfollowed her. And then Jess is out with, oh my god, how do I not know these people's names? I spent so much time want to. I think it's Laura and she's like I saw him, And Laura's like, and you weren't repulsed? Literally, And I'm like that's what I would say. I'm like, and did you not think, like wow, thank god? And she's like no, and I don't even care what he looks like, and it's like, oh my god, that's how sad the world is, Like there's so few good men that you're like, this man looks like a literal toe and can't keep his mouth closed. But I guess like I am attracted him. And she's like, I would just close my eyes.
Okay.
So that's where we're at, and same whole shebang where Chelsea Chelsea is so sweet. I am team Chelsea. Now she's so cute with his friends. She tries to make an effort he had his best friends are women. Wouldn't you believe it?
Oh? Didn't you believe it?
The biggest red flag. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That says I need attention.
Yes, don't be sorry. That's true.
That says I have wounds from my mother and I get them filled wherever the fuck I can.
That's what that says. So that's his deal. And Chelsea also is like, you haven't really been kissing me.
You haven't really been And he's like, I his thing is always I do this more than all the other guys. I'd say, I love you more than all the other guys say they love their girls. I kiss you more than all the other guys. It's like, okay, so are you four years old, Like, that's not how the world works.
You can't make arguments like that. So they're them, and they're all.
They also like got in a huge fight, but then the next day they were like, anyway, it's fine, Like I don't really know what's going on there. Then we have the most dramatic I was reading details about this fight late into the night because it's so shocking. So there's this guy Jeremy He in the Pods like fancied my least favorite type of man who's like not funny at all, but fancies himself like the class clown because all his friends are so dumb that he like actually thinks he's funnier than them.
And he.
So he and the Pods was deciding between Laura and this girl Sarah Ann, who is on OnlyFans but also like doesn't believe in abortion, and he chose Laura and she initially was like, oh, well, sarah Anne DMed Jimmy, but or sorry, Jeremy. She's like, sarah Anne DMed this weird thing to Jeremy where she wanted to meet up with him, but he showed it to me and he didn't even respond to it. He just liked the message, So so you're like, Okay, he's handling that the right way. I mean I would say don't respond at all, or say something like I appreciate what you said, but like, I'm in a relationship with Laura now. Meanwhile, what if her name is not Laura and I'm just like saying Laura this, Laura that.
Anyway.
So the end of the latest episode Drop is Laura sitting across from Jeremy and a fight unfolds in cinematic fashion where she's like, you didn't get It starts with her being like you didn't get home till five am, and he's like, I shared my location.
With you, and she's like oh so, oh so that's fine.
Then I'm supposed to go to sleep because you shared your location that you're at a bar at five in the morning, and then basically it unfolds where he's like, yeah, I was at Lost in Town.
She's like bars closed at two am. You weren't at Lostontown And he's like, I was in the parking lot of Lost and Found.
She's like, oh my god.
She's like, no, you weren't. You were uptown.
You were forty five minutes away and the only person who lives uptown is Sarah Ann and she says, so you're denying. It escalates, it escalates, and finally she's like, so you're denying anything happened, and he goes, I'm not denying anything, and she's like, so what happened. He goes, I don't want to talk about that right now. By the way, he has sunglasses on for this whole conversation. So then she's like, he's like, I'm done with this. I don't want to talk about this right now, and she goes, I'm done with this too, then and walks out. So I think there, I mean, then Netflix leaves us fucking hanging with this and we are supposed to wait until tomorrow, twenty four hours from now.
It's like, it's my birthday. I need to know what happens.
But it was just such an incredible the way that fight unfolded, where it was like, so you're like, okay, so we got home at five am. Then she's like, you were at Lost and Fountain. No, you were in it closes at two am. She handled it so expertly, And then when I read this interview with her, she was saying like she had all these details and they had had a fight before that where she like confronted him and he was like, she thought that on camera he was gonna tell the truth. I don't know if he told her that, but like she thought he was. And then he was like, I'm not denying anything, and she's like, oh, he's gonna say it, and then he was like, I don't want to talk about this right now. So then she was like, fuck you, You're not even gonna admit that you basically cheated.
On me with Sarah Ann.
So when that when I get to see that that's the only thing that can make my life better right now, plus career success plus a place to live that makes me happy, plus well having the best birthday ever, having the best birthday ever, were not a single thing goes wrong. So that's what I have to say about that beautiful.
Episode.
And by the way, like I I want to I went to see Exploration Live, the podcast, like a live show, and Natalie rober Lateman was talking about the Housewives and she's like, every once in a while and something strikes me and I go, wait, this show is killing these women.
This show is killing these women.
And then I'm like whatever, and then watch it anyway, Like I am watching loves By and I'm like, this is killing people, Like these people's lives are not in any way benefited by this, and I can't wait.
For the next of it out.
That's literally My sister was saying that she thinks there's a therapist on staff because they're all using therapy terms this season.
Interesting. Interesting, interesting.
Yeah, that's like Ken being like, well, you're not being introspective. It's like you're literally on fucking Candy Crush all night.
I unfortunately, like I understand the phone obsession, but not with this in relationships before.
But you haven't seen this. I've seen you in relationships. This is nothing. Like you can't even believe how extreme his phone uses. He is not looking up from his phone at all.
It's so funny that he imagined him playing Candy Crush or like Snake.
Well he's saying like he's like, well, I got to do handle my business, and she's like, oh, I guess you're hustling all the time. It's like, but he's a middle school principal, Like it's like, how are you hustling on your phone? Like what are you doing making deals on your phone? For a middle school and I watched this TikTok where this woman was like, I know he's not taking phones away from kids at school, because it's like what they do, and it's like, you're literally.
He has to be what is he doing?
He's doing what I do in public sometimes, which is I watch TikTok on meute and I hope that they have captions so I can like read read what's happening in a TikTok about fucking nothing he's doing that.
Yeah, it's so crazy that he's a middle school principle and just to have your principle on this show.
I know.
Well, sometimes when they talk about their jobs, I'm like, right, so you have a job, Like I'm so confused, And I guess that's cool, Like, I mean, most of them have jobs where it makes sense though, Like it's like I'm an entrepreneur or what's her name, Chelsea's a flight attendant. Like jobs that make more sense than being in charge of children's live.
Children children's lives, Devin, Since you are still basically a child at thirty two, what are your aspirations for this year?
God, I don't know, I don't really I don't really have any right now.
I just want.
To continue growing. Oh, you know what, I want to become more responsible and less of a fucking idiot.
I want what, I know things.
I want to know things and not be fucking stupid all the time. That's so hard, I know, it's like the hardest aspiration, guys. Not being fucking stupid is the hardest aspiration. It I hate it.
I'm really good at knowing less.
Yes, I'm good at I know.
I'm really good at making a statement and not being able to back it up in anything. Like I'm like men's minds actually biologically don't understand how to talk like about a person and know the truth. And then I'm like, I can't back it up with anything. But that's like biology and men and that species of men.
So yeah, I am so excited for you. I love you so much.
I love you.
So there is a quote that I love about birthdays, which is this was the day when the world couldn't live without you any longer.
Don't even say.
That, I just got chills. Don't even say that. Don't don't say that. Shut up, don't say that. That's so cute. I love you, Devin, love you, Caroled.
I want your.
Suits so romantic, lovely baby. Don't leave me, haggin I won't true
