Tortured Poets & Toxic Summer House

Devin and Carolina discuss the ins and outs and Daddy’s of the Tortured Poets Department before recapping the latest Summer House with a brief retrospective into seasons past. 

Vanderpump Rules & The Valley & Clayton’s Season of the Bachelor

Devin and Carolina cover the last two episodes of The Valley which are about how marriage can be scarier than your worst nightmares and then discuss Vanderpump Rules which, thanks to a quirky girl called Jo, is becoming moderately entertaining. Then, Devin recaps the few days she spent spiraling in…

The Grey Areas of The Valley and Summer House

Devin and Carolina discuss how people can be more than one thing, it’s not black and white - Jax can be an excellent entertainer and Bravo’s worst nightmare. Kristen can be on the right side of political history and a really bad friend and Carl shouldn’t have asked Kyle to be a flower girl but Kyle…

Team Lindsay For Once (Sumer House & The Valley)

Devin and Carolina identify as members of the community of people that cried earlier today then briefly discuss Quiet On Set and the Nickelodeon scandal before recapping the latest episodes of Summer House and The Valley.

The Drama is Always (The Valley)

Devin and Carolina are feeling mentally ill and the only thing that's helping is venturing to The Valley where Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright are single handedly reviving the Bravoverse and a former Miss USA is crying about a former child star getting pantsed. Plus, a brief trip into Buying Bev…

American Crime Story: Summer House

Carolina and Devin discuss asking for help in a relationship (they won’t) and why that hinders their current home and apartment moves. Then they give updates on Bravo’s Summer House, specifically the victimhood of Carl Radke at the hands of Lindsay Hubbard, currently the most diabolical woman on Br…

Moving and Summer House and Love is Blind/Bachelor, OH MY!

Devin and Carolina take a break from dealing with the stress and hope of MOVING to discuss life changes, body changes, love life changes and of course REALITY TV - from Summer House to Love is Blind to The Bachelor and some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 

Summer House

Devin and Carolina take a trip down to hell - sorry, the Hamptons - where the Summer House season 8 cast is going down to the darkest marital depths and it’s only episode 2! Amanda “loves” her annoying ass husband so much she threatens to leave him and Lindsay accuses Kyle of being on drugs and mea…

Summer House & Love Is Blind

Devin talks about her birthday… for a while… of course. And then she and Carolina discuss the season premiere of Summer House where not one but MANY relationships are in fact crumbling! Plus a recap of Love is Blind episodes 7-9!

Best Election Year Yet! Bachelor and Love Is Blind Recap

Devin recaps Carolina on her gluten cross contaminated birthday party before the ladies dive into the latest episodes of The Bachelor which a reawakening Carolina’s sex drive but putting Devin to sleep in contrast to the NEW SEASON OF LOVE IS BLIND with Megan Fox’s Doppelgänger and Matthew the magi…