Ohed I welcome to true romance is Devin Leary.

Ohed I welcome to true romance is Devin Leary.

What you're hearing is PK from real house as of Beverly Hills, famously someone who should be a housewife themselves.

What you're hearing is PK from real house as of Beverly Hills, famously someone who should be a housewife themselves.

And Dorry Eagle Woman Phoenix, right.

And Dorry Eagle Woman Phoenix, right.

I mean, I love the storyline for Dorry and PK this year is like trying to be really okay, they're so if they're trying so hard that like I honestly feel I feel bad for them more than I hate them. But PK is just telling Dory that her trauma isn't real, even though like men broke into her house and held a gun to her, and well they say that that's what I happened. Okay, this is crazy. I am a there's truthers out there. I am a believer that there really was a home invasion. Do you know the thing those are hard to believer.

I mean, I love the storyline for Dorry and PK this year is like trying to be really okay, they're so if they're trying so hard that like I honestly feel I feel bad for them more than I hate them. But PK is just telling Dory that her trauma isn't real, even though like men broke into her house and held a gun to her, and well they say that that's what I happened. Okay, this is crazy. I am a there's truthers out there. I am a believer that there really was a home invasion. Do you know the thing those are hard to believer.

I'm a believer that if there was a home invasion, pk knew about it.

I'm a believer that if there was a home invasion, pk knew about it.

I at at Me, at Me, at Me, at Me, at Star And by the way, I think it's amazing for a couple to be so in love that even when they try to pretend like they have problems for the cameras everyone's like, you guys are in love.

I at at Me, at Me, at Me, at Me, at Star And by the way, I think it's amazing for a couple to be so in love that even when they try to pretend like they have problems for the cameras everyone's like, you guys are in love.

Just shut up.

Just shut up.

I have a feeling they're like a business partnership. Like I think that they probably don't even care for each other anymore.

I have a feeling they're like a business partnership. Like I think that they probably don't even care for each other anymore.

I think they love it. I think he loves her. I think she loves him too. I think they have like a thing that works.

I think they love it. I think he loves her. I think she loves him too. I think they have like a thing that works.

I do.

I do.

I really told you that. I think PK is hot.

I really told you that. I think PK is hot.

And yes, I did go from saying that a man planned a home invasion against his wife without her knowledge to saying that that very man loves that wife deeply and she loves him too.

And yes, I did go from saying that a man planned a home invasion against his wife without her knowledge to saying that that very man loves that wife deeply and she loves him too.

And those are facts that I believe.

And those are facts that I believe.

Humanity complicated, complex and layered, and two things.

Humanity complicated, complex and layered, and two things.

Can be true. Two things can be true, even if those seem to directly contradict each other.

Can be true. Two things can be true, even if those seem to directly contradict each other.

I have news.

I have news.

I am moving and you are moving. I'm moving at the same time. We're both moving our ass. Finally, we're getting to work, much like Kim Kardashian asked us all to, and.

I am moving and you are moving. I'm moving at the same time. We're both moving our ass. Finally, we're getting to work, much like Kim Kardashian asked us all to, and.

We're getting our ass up and hiring people to pack boxes for us and move us.

We're getting our ass up and hiring people to pack boxes for us and move us.

The fear I have around moving, I had a stomach ache the other day thinking about it, because.

The fear I have around moving, I had a stomach ache the other day thinking about it, because.

I have a stomach ache every day thinking about it.

I have a stomach ache every day thinking about it.

Yeah, that's because you have been diagnosed with Celiac disease.

Yeah, that's because you have been diagnosed with Celiac disease.

Well, and I have severe hypochondria, so I did go to So I don't know if you've heard of One Medical. No, it's a service that they should have never When One Medical met Devin Leary, they said, we should have never created this service because we did not know that humans could turn it to such evil. Because it's basically a service in New York that you, hey, like two hundred dollars or like one seventy five a year and then you can go as many times as you want to the doctor and they will like see you for whatever you want. And they have a message portal, so uh better believe someone with the OCD health OCD hypochondria that I common refer commonly referred to as Munchausen's that I have the amount of times I'm in that message portal saying like, hey, so I took one extra nausea pill and I think I'm overdosing a diet. Okay, got it, Okay, so that's fine, got it? Hey, So I googled something called serotonin syndrome and I'm like pretty sure that's what's happening to me. Oh, that no, okay, got it, And pretty much every time they'll be like, are you experiencing any severe symptoms?

Well, and I have severe hypochondria, so I did go to So I don't know if you've heard of One Medical. No, it's a service that they should have never When One Medical met Devin Leary, they said, we should have never created this service because we did not know that humans could turn it to such evil. Because it's basically a service in New York that you, hey, like two hundred dollars or like one seventy five a year and then you can go as many times as you want to the doctor and they will like see you for whatever you want. And they have a message portal, so uh better believe someone with the OCD health OCD hypochondria that I common refer commonly referred to as Munchausen's that I have the amount of times I'm in that message portal saying like, hey, so I took one extra nausea pill and I think I'm overdosing a diet. Okay, got it, Okay, so that's fine, got it? Hey, So I googled something called serotonin syndrome and I'm like pretty sure that's what's happening to me. Oh, that no, okay, got it, And pretty much every time they'll be like, are you experiencing any severe symptoms?

And they list like chest pains.

And they list like chest pains.

Like violent vomiting or like weakness or something, and I'm always like, well, now chest pains is interesting.

Like violent vomiting or like weakness or something, and I'm always like, well, now chest pains is interesting.

Could it be I did have gas? And I did have gas?

Could it be I did have gas? And I did have gas?

No, So that's like kind of the vibe picturing that message portal that just be being full on your end of pictures of like little skin, yes, like I got.

No, So that's like kind of the vibe picturing that message portal that just be being full on your end of pictures of like little skin, yes, like I got.

A cut and I was like, I'm bleeding to death. Like that's the vibe. Oh, so one of the most recent ones. I also have a friend who's a doctor who gets abused consistently by me, but I went straight to her when I found out that I had not been boiling water for my navage sinus clearing machine. I was like, oh, boil the water first, who even does that? And then my boss was like, oh, I was gonna use that, but I'm like too lazy to boil the water. I'm like, well, why do they even say to do that? And my boss is like, because you can get a brain eating amba and die and I was like, okay, so I'm actually gonna have to leave work now. Because my life is crashing down because I'm dying. I'm actually red alert Gray's anatomy, red alert, code blue because I have a brain eating amba.

A cut and I was like, I'm bleeding to death. Like that's the vibe. Oh, so one of the most recent ones. I also have a friend who's a doctor who gets abused consistently by me, but I went straight to her when I found out that I had not been boiling water for my navage sinus clearing machine. I was like, oh, boil the water first, who even does that? And then my boss was like, oh, I was gonna use that, but I'm like too lazy to boil the water. I'm like, well, why do they even say to do that? And my boss is like, because you can get a brain eating amba and die and I was like, okay, so I'm actually gonna have to leave work now. Because my life is crashing down because I'm dying. I'm actually red alert Gray's anatomy, red alert, code blue because I have a brain eating amba.

So I texted my friend. She's like, no, you don't.

So I texted my friend. She's like, no, you don't.

Anyway, the whole point is, I went to one medical this week. You know, what are my symptoms? Hard to say, but I said, give me the full blood panel. Something's off. I feel something's off. Full blood panel. And I said, and please test me for a lead. And she's like, wait, you need to be tested for lead? And I'm like, okay. So I saw an Instagram video where someone said if you use vintage dishes, they're painted with lead, and I can't be having that. And I also have severe waves of nausea sometimes and I think it's from lead poisons. So basically the doctor was like, okay, I know what the situation it's. Meanwhile, she's looking at my chart. She's like, this woman comes in like once every two days.

Anyway, the whole point is, I went to one medical this week. You know, what are my symptoms? Hard to say, but I said, give me the full blood panel. Something's off. I feel something's off. Full blood panel. And I said, and please test me for a lead. And she's like, wait, you need to be tested for lead? And I'm like, okay. So I saw an Instagram video where someone said if you use vintage dishes, they're painted with lead, and I can't be having that. And I also have severe waves of nausea sometimes and I think it's from lead poisons. So basically the doctor was like, okay, I know what the situation it's. Meanwhile, she's looking at my chart. She's like, this woman comes in like once every two days.

So anyway, they're gonna start turning you away from hospitals. Like Lena Dunham, Well.

So anyway, they're gonna start turning you away from hospitals. Like Lena Dunham, Well.

I'm like the crid wolf Kid. You know the crowd wolf Kid story, the crowd Wilf Kid. That's me because when I had Celiac, people were like, wait, really, cause like I always say I have something, but I was like, no, I swear I literally got a throat endoscopy and they said I haven't. But everyone was like, Okay, the point is I'm moving to We're both. I mean, I'm gonna be recording from a new location undisclosed next week. But it's not in Brooklyn. I'll tell you that much.

I'm like the crid wolf Kid. You know the crowd wolf Kid story, the crowd Wilf Kid. That's me because when I had Celiac, people were like, wait, really, cause like I always say I have something, but I was like, no, I swear I literally got a throat endoscopy and they said I haven't. But everyone was like, Okay, the point is I'm moving to We're both. I mean, I'm gonna be recording from a new location undisclosed next week. But it's not in Brooklyn. I'll tell you that much.

Okay, here come the stalkers going to every single burrow that this fucking great, big gay Apple has to try to find Devin Larry. I am moving too. I'll be in a new location in about two weeks, two episodes. And you could say that moving to me, I just plan a new life for myself. Like I bought a journal the other day. I'm doing the artist's way. I ever heard of start.

Okay, here come the stalkers going to every single burrow that this fucking great, big gay Apple has to try to find Devin Larry. I am moving too. I'll be in a new location in about two weeks, two episodes. And you could say that moving to me, I just plan a new life for myself. Like I bought a journal the other day. I'm doing the artist's way. I ever heard of start.

No, that's the thing.

No, that's the thing.

It becomes like, oh, actually my whole Someone today was like, oh, I'm gonna use Daylight Savings as like my fresh start. I'm like, oh please, I am building up, binging up. I'm like, oh, I guess I'll get take out every single night until I move because that's where my fresh start is. So I guess I'll be ordering not one, but two pasta dishes for myself for lunch today.

It becomes like, oh, actually my whole Someone today was like, oh, I'm gonna use Daylight Savings as like my fresh start. I'm like, oh please, I am building up, binging up. I'm like, oh, I guess I'll get take out every single night until I move because that's where my fresh start is. So I guess I'll be ordering not one, but two pasta dishes for myself for lunch today.

Did I tell you that I'm on Manjura.

Did I tell you that I'm on Manjura.

Carolina? What?

Carolina? What?

Wait?

Wait?

So this is the thing I've decided to be honest, Like, you know, I get botox, you know I get Devin's covering her mouth right now, much like I have to do sometimes when I'm too full from half a meal because I'm on monduro. Something happened in the past few months where I would probably describe it as giving up, like I just wasn't taking care of myself. Well, I wasn't like taking care of my personal hygiene. Well, I wasn't like I was on my phone before I went to sleep, on my phone as soon as I woke up. There was just something that was like I don't give a fuck about anything. And I think I was like just going into a low grade depression. And that's not why I went on Monjeur. I went on Moderea because I was like I need help losing these ten pounds, but I and but I, And also because I'm like I get a surgery every like six months, and like that always kind of like puts me on my ass for like a long period and I was like, I'm doing all this stuff to affect my appearance that I don't necessarily voluntarily do. I do it because, like my body looks different from a car ACXI. So I would love to do something for me that's like more aesthetically. It's kind of like when I started getting botox and filler. I was like, it's so nice to be in charge of how I look because I'm so not in charge of how I look.

So this is the thing I've decided to be honest, Like, you know, I get botox, you know I get Devin's covering her mouth right now, much like I have to do sometimes when I'm too full from half a meal because I'm on monduro. Something happened in the past few months where I would probably describe it as giving up, like I just wasn't taking care of myself. Well, I wasn't like taking care of my personal hygiene. Well, I wasn't like I was on my phone before I went to sleep, on my phone as soon as I woke up. There was just something that was like I don't give a fuck about anything. And I think I was like just going into a low grade depression. And that's not why I went on Monjeur. I went on Moderea because I was like I need help losing these ten pounds, but I and but I, And also because I'm like I get a surgery every like six months, and like that always kind of like puts me on my ass for like a long period and I was like, I'm doing all this stuff to affect my appearance that I don't necessarily voluntarily do. I do it because, like my body looks different from a car ACXI. So I would love to do something for me that's like more aesthetically. It's kind of like when I started getting botox and filler. I was like, it's so nice to be in charge of how I look because I'm so not in charge of how I look.

That makes sense.

That makes sense.

And I also just love being honest about it, Like they're so I've heard of so many You're not eric, I'm not saying it's my hormones. Yeah, No, I'm like, of course I would be honest about it. Of course, I'm honest with my filler and botox. I'm just like, why keep things a little secret?

And I also just love being honest about it, Like they're so I've heard of so many You're not eric, I'm not saying it's my hormones. Yeah, No, I'm like, of course I would be honest about it. Of course, I'm honest with my filler and botox. I'm just like, why keep things a little secret?

You know what?

You know what?

I admire that, And once you explained it, that makes a lot of sense and I totally get it.

I admire that, And once you explained it, that makes a lot of sense and I totally get it.

I truly if I were still like even close to my eating disorder days, I would not. I just I just don't have the energy to have an eating disorder. I truly don't the.

I truly if I were still like even close to my eating disorder days, I would not. I just I just don't have the energy to have an eating disorder. I truly don't the.

OCD to learn how to like be healthy about your body and food.

OCD to learn how to like be healthy about your body and food.

Yeah, I don't have the energy to do that either, got it?

Yeah, I don't have the energy to do that either, got it?

Just saying that's an option for anyone who's listening learning how to like take care of your body I love it, or know how.

Just saying that's an option for anyone who's listening learning how to like take care of your body I love it, or know how.

To like actually like dyet and like control your appetite.

To like actually like dyet and like control your appetite.

No, not diet.

No, not diet.

Okay, I can't hear you.

Okay, I can't hear you.

Learning learning how to like love your body and want to take care of it.

Learning learning how to like love your body and want to take care of it.

I think is the goal.

I think is the goal.

Like the goal is like not binging, not abstaining, just like feeding your body the nutritents it needs.

Like the goal is like not binging, not abstaining, just like feeding your body the nutritents it needs.

I'm not saying I do that.

I'm not saying I do that.

I just said I ate two dishes of pasta today and like I don't always eat well, But I'm saying I think the goal is not to diet. It's like to just take care of yourself and what you need without overdoing it.

I just said I ate two dishes of pasta today and like I don't always eat well, But I'm saying I think the goal is not to diet. It's like to just take care of yourself and what you need without overdoing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I've never been able to do that, and I don't think. Bethany Frankel, recenting on a TikTok was like, how do I say so thin? I never eat until I'm fall And I was like that sounds like absolute health me.

So I've never been able to do that, and I don't think. Bethany Frankel, recenting on a TikTok was like, how do I say so thin? I never eat until I'm fall And I was like that sounds like absolute health me.

Yeah, I love that.

Yeah, I love that.

By the way that she has picked a fight with Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift, I was like, Bethany, can you find like I honestly, to me, she belongs on the Housewife still, like she still has an antagonistic personality. I mean, obviously she doesn't, because she's like now made it a mission to tear down Bravo. I think because they turned down so many like shows that she pitched to them.

By the way that she has picked a fight with Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift, I was like, Bethany, can you find like I honestly, to me, she belongs on the Housewife still, like she still has an antagonistic personality. I mean, obviously she doesn't, because she's like now made it a mission to tear down Bravo. I think because they turned down so many like shows that she pitched to them.

I agree.

I agree.

I think they thought she was tired and not good enough, and they like rejected her from Housewives, and now she's pissed about it. But I do think she would be entertaining to watch. I mean, oh, I'd watch her on a heartbeat. I met her.

I think they thought she was tired and not good enough, and they like rejected her from Housewives, and now she's pissed about it. But I do think she would be entertaining to watch. I mean, oh, I'd watch her on a heartbeat. I met her.

I need a good Housewife season. I've kind of given up on everything.

I need a good Housewife season. I've kind of given up on everything.

Have you been watching Beverly Hills?

Have you been watching Beverly Hills?

No, I give up.

No, I give up.

So there is some I mean, there's a lot you have to watch about Esophagus drama, which is like the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But I'm excited about the Dory Kyle drama, especially because Kyle really breaks the fourth wall in the reunion and she's like, dre eet, when have we hung out without cameras.

So there is some I mean, there's a lot you have to watch about Esophagus drama, which is like the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But I'm excited about the Dory Kyle drama, especially because Kyle really breaks the fourth wall in the reunion and she's like, dre eet, when have we hung out without cameras.

That I did hear about? That's very interesting.

That I did hear about? That's very interesting.

And You're like, it's pretty crazy, And then Dury read a text that Kyle had sent her, which a lot of people are making big noise about. I'm like, this is the line, Like what are we talking about? Like you guys get naked on camera regularly.

And You're like, it's pretty crazy, And then Dury read a text that Kyle had sent her, which a lot of people are making big noise about. I'm like, this is the line, Like what are we talking about? Like you guys get naked on camera regularly.

Yeah, the lines are very interesting, especially when you see what Andy's getting sued for. It's like, like, I don't know that any of this is an issue.

Yeah, the lines are very interesting, especially when you see what Andy's getting sued for. It's like, like, I don't know that any of this is an issue.

I know, I'm like offering cocaine to housewives Like.

I know, I'm like offering cocaine to housewives Like.

Great, that's like giving candy to kids. I would not personally.

Great, that's like giving candy to kids. I would not personally.

I wouldn't sue someone at their door on Halloween who's giving out kit kat bars king size. I wouldn't see that person. I would not legislate litigate with them.

I wouldn't sue someone at their door on Halloween who's giving out kit kat bars king size. I wouldn't see that person. I would not legislate litigate with them.

How is Love is Blind?

How is Love is Blind?

So Love Is Blind? Finale came out and this is what I'll say. These shows and I'm watching, of course like Married at First Sight too, and these shows do need to try a little harder to get people.

So Love Is Blind? Finale came out and this is what I'll say. These shows and I'm watching, of course like Married at First Sight too, and these shows do need to try a little harder to get people.

I don't know how they do it. I don't care how they do it.

I don't know how they do it. I don't care how they do it.

Some people say they offer them fifty thousand dollars to just get to the altar, and if they like, don't make it to the altar, they have to pay fifty thousand dollars or something. But I'm just like, these people have to make it to the most dramatic part, like you have to. Actually, I don't know. I'm like sick of watching people just fade away before, so you're basically like, all right, what am I watching for? But we got two weddings. That's it yet again, just two weddings. We're used to three or four, we're used to five or six. We're getting two weddings. On Love Is Blind finale and Johnny and Amy. I have to say Johnny is one of the most unattractive people of all time. He's so corny to me. He literally says, guess what chicken butt?

Some people say they offer them fifty thousand dollars to just get to the altar, and if they like, don't make it to the altar, they have to pay fifty thousand dollars or something. But I'm just like, these people have to make it to the most dramatic part, like you have to. Actually, I don't know. I'm like sick of watching people just fade away before, so you're basically like, all right, what am I watching for? But we got two weddings. That's it yet again, just two weddings. We're used to three or four, we're used to five or six. We're getting two weddings. On Love Is Blind finale and Johnny and Amy. I have to say Johnny is one of the most unattractive people of all time. He's so corny to me. He literally says, guess what chicken butt?

And he is so.

And he is so.

That his face and body is attractive. His hair is the worst hair. Like it's kind of an affront because I'm like, wait, are you like choosing to have ugly hair because you think that's like funny and it's like not at all very much.

That his face and body is attractive. His hair is the worst hair. Like it's kind of an affront because I'm like, wait, are you like choosing to have ugly hair because you think that's like funny and it's like not at all very much.

Kyle on a Summerhouse is mullet.

Kyle on a Summerhouse is mullet.

I mean, honestly, I don't mind a mullet these days, Like I think it's kind of like trendy and whatever, but I do mind like just.

I mean, honestly, I don't mind a mullet these days, Like I think it's kind of like trendy and whatever, but I do mind like just.

Clown ass hair.

Clown ass hair.

That's what this guy has, clown ass hair, and he looks like silly Billy the clown that went to my birthday parties when I was a kid and later appeared in the documentary Capturing the Freedman's because his family were pedophiles and he did make inappropriate jokes to my dad at a child's birthday party. So kind of seeing that commy wish they would ask me to be in the interview. I would have been like, yeah, yeah, me at five years old.

That's what this guy has, clown ass hair, and he looks like silly Billy the clown that went to my birthday parties when I was a kid and later appeared in the documentary Capturing the Freedman's because his family were pedophiles and he did make inappropriate jokes to my dad at a child's birthday party. So kind of seeing that commy wish they would ask me to be in the interview. I would have been like, yeah, yeah, me at five years old.

Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're doing something about this. So but whatever, I think they're cute.

Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're doing something about this. So but whatever, I think they're cute.

I think they're both really corny and like kind of like lame, so I think they'll be really happy together. I don't think that she gets vaccinated against diseases since she doesn't believe in sex unless there's like a vasectomy involved, Like she doesn't trust condoms or a single form of contraception that the medicine world has come up with. So I'm a little bit like interesting. But I think they're both so sweet. Her family. There's something about there's something very touching about when families on these shows can set aside all their better judgment to like trust that their kid is doing something that's good for them process and they're like, you know what, I actually do love you no matter what. And that's why I'm gonna come to your televised Netflix wedding and like give a speech like that is moving to me.

I think they're both really corny and like kind of like lame, so I think they'll be really happy together. I don't think that she gets vaccinated against diseases since she doesn't believe in sex unless there's like a vasectomy involved, Like she doesn't trust condoms or a single form of contraception that the medicine world has come up with. So I'm a little bit like interesting. But I think they're both so sweet. Her family. There's something about there's something very touching about when families on these shows can set aside all their better judgment to like trust that their kid is doing something that's good for them process and they're like, you know what, I actually do love you no matter what. And that's why I'm gonna come to your televised Netflix wedding and like give a speech like that is moving to me.

So that's that.

So that's that.

And then Clay and ad I thought they would get married and stay together forever, but he pulled a fe last one and at the wedding said he like isn't ready to get married but wants to keep dating.

And then Clay and ad I thought they would get married and stay together forever, but he pulled a fe last one and at the wedding said he like isn't ready to get married but wants to keep dating.

That's another classic move on these shows.

That's another classic move on these shows.

He's like, Okay, I don't want to get married, but like I would love to keep dating you. And I guess I was surprised. I don't know, looking back, I probably wouldn't be surprised. Clay has something going on with like he's like blinking a lot. He's always like anxious, moving, fidgeting. It's giving like chef a little bit where you're like, are you okay dude? So that, but Clay's mom is such a beautiful, incredible person. On Garbage Sash formerly Bitch Sash, they said they called for her to be the Golden Bachelorette.

He's like, Okay, I don't want to get married, but like I would love to keep dating you. And I guess I was surprised. I don't know, looking back, I probably wouldn't be surprised. Clay has something going on with like he's like blinking a lot. He's always like anxious, moving, fidgeting. It's giving like chef a little bit where you're like, are you okay dude? So that, but Clay's mom is such a beautiful, incredible person. On Garbage Sash formerly Bitch Sash, they said they called for her to be the Golden Bachelorette.

I couldn't agree more. Now this is what I'm gonna say.

I couldn't agree more. Now this is what I'm gonna say.

So there was a fight this season on Love is Blind about optics, where Jimmy was upset that Chelsea said he had had sex with one of his best female friends on camera because he was like, well, now everyone knows that I had sex with her, and like, you just told the world that. On the one hand, like I'm always on the side of the girl who's mad at her boyfriend for flirting with girls that he's friends with. On the other hand, I do understand what he's saying, which is that, like, it's kind of fucked up that now everyone in the world knows that girl had sex with him, and she didn't ask for that. She's not participating in the experiment. So then meanwhile, on Married at First Sight, there was an I'm no question about it, abusive man, emotionally abusive man that a woman on the show was matched with.

So there was a fight this season on Love is Blind about optics, where Jimmy was upset that Chelsea said he had had sex with one of his best female friends on camera because he was like, well, now everyone knows that I had sex with her, and like, you just told the world that. On the one hand, like I'm always on the side of the girl who's mad at her boyfriend for flirting with girls that he's friends with. On the other hand, I do understand what he's saying, which is that, like, it's kind of fucked up that now everyone in the world knows that girl had sex with him, and she didn't ask for that. She's not participating in the experiment. So then meanwhile, on Married at First Sight, there was an I'm no question about it, abusive man, emotionally abusive man that a woman on the show was matched with.

Happens every season and yes, I keep watching.

Happens every season and yes, I keep watching.

Yep, I keep throwing it down the old gullet, but it is pretty much every season there's an abusive man.

Yep, I keep throwing it down the old gullet, but it is pretty much every season there's an abusive man.

And so.

And so.

There was this moment which was incredible where all the women in the show like confronted the men about They were like, why are you all so confused or concerned with optics? Because not only was Brennan the one who was abusive, like getting upset about optics and what Emily has quote unquote wife like said on camera. But the other men were protecting him and they would get upset at their like lives quote unquote again for bringing up stuff about him, like this guy Cameron was telling his wife like, don't talk shit about Brennan, like Brennan's a good guy.

There was this moment which was incredible where all the women in the show like confronted the men about They were like, why are you all so confused or concerned with optics? Because not only was Brennan the one who was abusive, like getting upset about optics and what Emily has quote unquote wife like said on camera. But the other men were protecting him and they would get upset at their like lives quote unquote again for bringing up stuff about him, like this guy Cameron was telling his wife like, don't talk shit about Brennan, like Brennan's a good guy.

Whatever. And it's very.

Whatever. And it's very.

Interesting because on the one hand, it's like, Okay, I understand where a girl who didn't have anything to do with the experiment like just came on as a friend and then like it's like exposed to the world that she had sex with.

Interesting because on the one hand, it's like, Okay, I understand where a girl who didn't have anything to do with the experiment like just came on as a friend and then like it's like exposed to the world that she had sex with.

Someone that I'm not cool with.

Someone that I'm not cool with.

But on the other hand, like all you people who actually chose to be a part of the experiment, and then are these men who are then upset that their behavior is being shown. It's just so classic. It's like I feel like it's like like I've had the experience of like saying something about an ex on this podcast and then they reach out and are like upset about it, and it's like.

But on the other hand, like all you people who actually chose to be a part of the experiment, and then are these men who are then upset that their behavior is being shown. It's just so classic. It's like I feel like it's like like I've had the experience of like saying something about an ex on this podcast and then they reach out and are like upset about it, and it's like.

Well, you did that, you have to did that. And I've never named.

Well, you did that, you have to did that. And I've never named.

Someone by name, but it's like you did that behavior and that happened to me, and I can express my feelings about it and if you're embarrassed about it, Like, it's just like with men a lot of the times, the first instinct is not to look inward. Like I work in retail and I've never seen a straight seeming man come in and actually make any effort to look for something themselves. They always immediately ask me to tell them where something is. And it's like these men on these shows who are like their first instinct is not like, uh, maybe should I think about if my behavior is bad because I'm suddenly like embarrassed that the world is going to see it.

Someone by name, but it's like you did that behavior and that happened to me, and I can express my feelings about it and if you're embarrassed about it, Like, it's just like with men a lot of the times, the first instinct is not to look inward. Like I work in retail and I've never seen a straight seeming man come in and actually make any effort to look for something themselves. They always immediately ask me to tell them where something is. And it's like these men on these shows who are like their first instinct is not like, uh, maybe should I think about if my behavior is bad because I'm suddenly like embarrassed that the world is going to see it.

Is that's something wrong with me?

Is that's something wrong with me?

And they're like, no, it's wrong with these women for putting it on camera right when they chose to go on the show.

And they're like, no, it's wrong with these women for putting it on camera right when they chose to go on the show.

It's just interesting.

It's just interesting.

Well, that reminds me of the fact that Anne Marie I think her name's Tendler, she's John Mulaney's ex wife, is coming out with a memoir are called Oh my.

Well, that reminds me of the fact that Anne Marie I think her name's Tendler, she's John Mulaney's ex wife, is coming out with a memoir are called Oh my.

God, I just lost my ship because I thought you were talking about Anne Marie from Beverly Hills Housewives, and I was like that, okay, So John Mullaney has fucking lived a life. Then he was married to her, got divorced, then he married the other woman who I forgot is also named am Marie, and now he's with Olivia Munt.

God, I just lost my ship because I thought you were talking about Anne Marie from Beverly Hills Housewives, and I was like that, okay, So John Mullaney has fucking lived a life. Then he was married to her, got divorced, then he married the other woman who I forgot is also named am Marie, and now he's with Olivia Munt.

But I am so.

But I am so.

Excited to see Olivia Mun or one of John Mulaney's wives on the Housewives.

Excited to see Olivia Mun or one of John Mulaney's wives on the Housewives.

I would love that too. But I'm really excited for the memoir that I saw that. I'm excited.

I would love that too. But I'm really excited for the memoir that I saw that. I'm excited.

But I think she said, like men who have brought me so much rage and heartbreak, so.

But I think she said, like men who have brought me so much rage and heartbreak, so.

So I'm gonna be salivating over those states.

So I'm gonna be salivating over those states.

So so.

So so.

Yeah, so I think we're gonna be Someone was like, I wonder if there's a chapter in it about when Olivia mun stocked them at a wedding because she wanted to hang Have you ever.

Yeah, so I think we're gonna be Someone was like, I wonder if there's a chapter in it about when Olivia mun stocked them at a wedding because she wanted to hang Have you ever.

Heard that story?

Heard that story?

Oh my god, when Oliviama is like, I was just like trying to hang out with them because I'm so obsessed with him.

Oh my god, when Oliviama is like, I was just like trying to hang out with them because I'm so obsessed with him.

I cannot fucking wait to read this, Okay, Anna Marie, please get to writing.

I cannot fucking wait to read this, Okay, Anna Marie, please get to writing.

No Passion.

No Passion.

But it's coming out, Like the book is coming out?

But it's coming out, Like the book is coming out?

When is it?

When is it?

I don't have the dates in front of me, but I think it's it's available to pre order.

I don't have the dates in front of me, but I think it's it's available to pre order.

Random House, Penguin House House wait, Penguin House, Wait, can you please.

Random House, Penguin House House wait, Penguin House, Wait, can you please.

Uh just tell us, uh.

Uh just tell us, uh.

Literally drop this book into my lap.

Literally drop this book into my lap.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm pretty excited about that one. But I think you.

I'm pretty excited about that one. But I think you.

Waxing poetic about how men have behaved poorly and then expected people not to find out about it reminded me of this memoir.

Waxing poetic about how men have behaved poorly and then expected people not to find out about it reminded me of this memoir.

Well, I can't wait for that. But speaking of optics.

Well, I can't wait for that. But speaking of optics.

There is a relationship that is before our very eyes, no matter how they try to control it.

There is a relationship that is before our very eyes, no matter how they try to control it.

We're talking, of course, about Carl and Lindsay on Summerhouse, and I have never seen a hostage situation like this one. Carl is a sober man who you can tell is really working on himself. Lindsay isn't alcoholic monster monster. She's you know, slurring her words in the middle of the day at the beach, and I am fascinated because you know, we've went over about how she he basically is like, let's discuss both of our interpretations of the conversation we had tomorrow after we get some sleep, and she's like, call me when you're sober. And I really identify this as like someone who has a drinking problem, because I remember when I would get blackout drunk and call my boyfriend at the time and accuse him of cheating on me, and I was like, sure, he wasn't cheating on me, but I just needed something to sink my teeth into. Like I was just like a beast who needed something to like growl at, and like boyfriends usually got, you know, the brunt of my.

We're talking, of course, about Carl and Lindsay on Summerhouse, and I have never seen a hostage situation like this one. Carl is a sober man who you can tell is really working on himself. Lindsay isn't alcoholic monster monster. She's you know, slurring her words in the middle of the day at the beach, and I am fascinated because you know, we've went over about how she he basically is like, let's discuss both of our interpretations of the conversation we had tomorrow after we get some sleep, and she's like, call me when you're sober. And I really identify this as like someone who has a drinking problem, because I remember when I would get blackout drunk and call my boyfriend at the time and accuse him of cheating on me, and I was like, sure, he wasn't cheating on me, but I just needed something to sink my teeth into. Like I was just like a beast who needed something to like growl at, and like boyfriends usually got, you know, the brunt of my.

Beast mode.

Beast mode.

And Lindsay is obviously like acting like a crazy person. But it's so funny because when Carl tries to mend things with her, she's like, yeah, I just thought it was so weird, like how mean you were to me? And rue like there is no tone of a like apologetic tone from her. She is still completely believing she's in the right. And we have a teaser for next week's episode, which I'm so excited for where she calls him sand of aal like where she's like, you're being like sand of aal right now, oh.

And Lindsay is obviously like acting like a crazy person. But it's so funny because when Carl tries to mend things with her, she's like, yeah, I just thought it was so weird, like how mean you were to me? And rue like there is no tone of a like apologetic tone from her. She is still completely believing she's in the right. And we have a teaser for next week's episode, which I'm so excited for where she calls him sand of aal like where she's like, you're being like sand of aal right now, oh.

Wait, did you see the clip where she's like doing a cheers and then Carl says something and she's like, I'm gonna give the ring back, like in front of everyone. She's so, this is the thing. It's really not that hard. In my experience of dating people as a sober person who I've dated both people who I think have a drinking problem and people who I think don't. And the people I think don't, it does not seem hard for them at all to most of the time not drink and basically never drink to excess, Like it's like you don't even notice that they drink because they just seem like the same person, Whereas I've dated people with a drinking problem where I'm like, Wow, it doesn't seem possible for you to not get fucked up, even though you know that that's like an a part of my life that I don't do that.

Wait, did you see the clip where she's like doing a cheers and then Carl says something and she's like, I'm gonna give the ring back, like in front of everyone. She's so, this is the thing. It's really not that hard. In my experience of dating people as a sober person who I've dated both people who I think have a drinking problem and people who I think don't. And the people I think don't, it does not seem hard for them at all to most of the time not drink and basically never drink to excess, Like it's like you don't even notice that they drink because they just seem like the same person, Whereas I've dated people with a drinking problem where I'm like, Wow, it doesn't seem possible for you to not get fucked up, even though you know that that's like an a part of my life that I don't do that.

And Lindsey gets fucked up.

And Lindsey gets fucked up.

But it's funny because last summer the facade was still up, she was still she was still doing baby voice, I'm obsessed with my man and like I'm sober for him. Now it's down and she's such a raging bitch to him and she is getting wasted, like the clip I saw where she's like, I'm going to give the ring back she chugs an entire martini in one sip in one sip.

But it's funny because last summer the facade was still up, she was still she was still doing baby voice, I'm obsessed with my man and like I'm sober for him. Now it's down and she's such a raging bitch to him and she is getting wasted, like the clip I saw where she's like, I'm going to give the ring back she chugs an entire martini in one sip in one sip.

No.

No.

I mean, I did appreciate one scene from her and this week where she's talking about you know how she doesn't know what Carl doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up, and everyone you know, Carl's hiring a business coach for twenty thousand dollars. Like, I actually think that's reasonable. If I was, you know, doing that, and my partner was talking about that on reality TV, he I would get pretty pissed off. But I do think it's like reasonable to be annoyed when your partner isn't like being active about what they wanted to. But then he pitches her the worst idea I've ever heard, where he's like, Lindsey, what about a non alcoholic sports bar and she just goes, no, that's a no for me. I'm like, I love I love the radical honesty. She's like, yeah, that's not going to be for me and my family.

I mean, I did appreciate one scene from her and this week where she's talking about you know how she doesn't know what Carl doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up, and everyone you know, Carl's hiring a business coach for twenty thousand dollars. Like, I actually think that's reasonable. If I was, you know, doing that, and my partner was talking about that on reality TV, he I would get pretty pissed off. But I do think it's like reasonable to be annoyed when your partner isn't like being active about what they wanted to. But then he pitches her the worst idea I've ever heard, where he's like, Lindsey, what about a non alcoholic sports bar and she just goes, no, that's a no for me. I'm like, I love I love the radical honesty. She's like, yeah, that's not going to be for me and my family.

Well, it is funny because it's like if Paige said that, I would be like one thousand percent like on her side, like I'm like, yeah, fuck off, But you're so right, And it's like it's just the thing of like it felt so inauthentic even just that he's like, oh, I'm at like a mocktail bar and for her to like come there and be like yeah.

Well, it is funny because it's like if Paige said that, I would be like one thousand percent like on her side, like I'm like, yeah, fuck off, But you're so right, And it's like it's just the thing of like it felt so inauthentic even just that he's like, oh, I'm at like a mocktail bar and for her to like come there and be like yeah.

Oh she obviously it looks like she like hates it so much, like she probably.

Oh she obviously it looks like she like hates it so much, like she probably.

Coregaind it, like she probably got wasted be where she went.

Coregaind it, like she probably got wasted be where she went.

And that is just something where it's like, Okay, you have to like part of being in a relationship is pretending you like things you don't like. And as someone who is horrible at that, I have to say Lindsay is worse.

And that is just something where it's like, Okay, you have to like part of being in a relationship is pretending you like things you don't like. And as someone who is horrible at that, I have to say Lindsay is worse.

That is so true.

That is so true.

Part of being in a relationship is pretending to like things you don't like. That is a pillar of relationships.

Part of being in a relationship is pretending to like things you don't like. That is a pillar of relationships.

Yes, and she can't pretend to like not being black out every it was interesting too because when so then basically after this like horrible fun that they had, they go down and like talk to their different people, and Danielle immediately swoops back into like codependent like friend of Lindsay, like container, as my therapist would say, she acts as the container for Lindsay's feelings. And Carl goes to talk to Kyle, and then Kyle describes his friendship as with Lindsay, and it could not be more obvious that their friendship is built entirely on getting drunk. Like he's like, yeah, so she's like really toxic and like doesn't take accountability for anything. But I've been able to just like for me, like, I just ignore that. But when you're in a relationship, you can't really And it's like also when you're sober and not blackout, you can't ignore the fact that someone is completely incapable of taking accountability for their actions because you actually have to.

Yes, and she can't pretend to like not being black out every it was interesting too because when so then basically after this like horrible fun that they had, they go down and like talk to their different people, and Danielle immediately swoops back into like codependent like friend of Lindsay, like container, as my therapist would say, she acts as the container for Lindsay's feelings. And Carl goes to talk to Kyle, and then Kyle describes his friendship as with Lindsay, and it could not be more obvious that their friendship is built entirely on getting drunk. Like he's like, yeah, so she's like really toxic and like doesn't take accountability for anything. But I've been able to just like for me, like, I just ignore that. But when you're in a relationship, you can't really And it's like also when you're sober and not blackout, you can't ignore the fact that someone is completely incapable of taking accountability for their actions because you actually have to.

Bear witness to their actions. And it's just so sad.

Bear witness to their actions. And it's just so sad.

And then they all go to the beach and that's when this moment happens that I compared on my Instagram story to very few likes, although I thought deserved more a moment where Lindsay and Carl go to talk on their own on the beach, and I compared it to Tom and Shiv, the moment where he's like, you asked for.

And then they all go to the beach and that's when this moment happens that I compared on my Instagram story to very few likes, although I thought deserved more a moment where Lindsay and Carl go to talk on their own on the beach, and I compared it to Tom and Shiv, the moment where he's like, you asked for.

An Oh, I didn't see this, but if I did, I would have definitely shot you a heart emoji.

An Oh, I didn't see this, but if I did, I would have definitely shot you a heart emoji.

I I'm glad you didn't see it because I was looking for the Carolina Rose Barlow heart emoji and I didn't see it. But I just felt this was very Tom and Shiv, And because Carl immediately goes into it being so doting to her, He's like, listen, I know you were like having a hard time and like and I'm like, okay, none of that matters.

I I'm glad you didn't see it because I was looking for the Carolina Rose Barlow heart emoji and I didn't see it. But I just felt this was very Tom and Shiv, And because Carl immediately goes into it being so doting to her, He's like, listen, I know you were like having a hard time and like and I'm like, okay, none of that matters.

She was evil to you.

She was evil to you.

Truly, she was evil to you.

Truly, she was evil to you.

And you can see that he keeps trying to stick up for her, but there's just nothing to stand up for, Like there's no defense there. And so he like even Kyle being like who I've never listened to. It was like last night was unacceptable, yes, And Carl's like right right, like still struggling by.

And you can see that he keeps trying to stick up for her, but there's just nothing to stand up for, Like there's no defense there. And so he like even Kyle being like who I've never listened to. It was like last night was unacceptable, yes, And Carl's like right right, like still struggling by.

The way, I really related to the group that stayed back instead of going to the club. And then when Paige was like, I'm already in my jam, He's so, yeah, I'm just going to go to bed.

The way, I really related to the group that stayed back instead of going to the club. And then when Paige was like, I'm already in my jam, He's so, yeah, I'm just going to go to bed.

Wait, can we talk about West and Sierra. He's the kind of guy that I would literally throw away with my life for.

Wait, can we talk about West and Sierra. He's the kind of guy that I would literally throw away with my life for.

I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more, and them together it made okay. So this is what I noticed about them together, and this is such a good sign I noticed.

I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more, and them together it made okay. So this is what I noticed about them together, and this is such a good sign I noticed.

So West and Sierra went on a date.

So West and Sierra went on a date.

First, they had this really cute flirting moment where he went up to go to the bathroom and everyone was asking her if she likes him, and then he came back and they were like, so, how is the weather, and then he talked to Paige on the beach and he was like, I want to ask Sierra out to dinner and Paige was like I think she would like that, and I'm like, okay, I'm literally living for this moment. But when they were on the date, I realized how weird Sierra is. I was like, oh, Sierra's like weird. Like she's like she's has all these hidden things about her personality. She like hiked all the national parks, but she's also like making jokes about like the I don't know, I can't think of examples, but it's like she's so hot that you would think she's just basic, but she's not basic at all. And the fact that like how unique her personality is came through on the date shows that she feels comfortable with West and with Austin. She wasn't herself with West. She is herself and I love that vibe. And then he was like the one who was sweating and nervous, and then she was like I'm a little nervous too, and he's like, it makes me feel better to know that you're nervous.

First, they had this really cute flirting moment where he went up to go to the bathroom and everyone was asking her if she likes him, and then he came back and they were like, so, how is the weather, and then he talked to Paige on the beach and he was like, I want to ask Sierra out to dinner and Paige was like I think she would like that, and I'm like, okay, I'm literally living for this moment. But when they were on the date, I realized how weird Sierra is. I was like, oh, Sierra's like weird. Like she's like she's has all these hidden things about her personality. She like hiked all the national parks, but she's also like making jokes about like the I don't know, I can't think of examples, but it's like she's so hot that you would think she's just basic, but she's not basic at all. And the fact that like how unique her personality is came through on the date shows that she feels comfortable with West and with Austin. She wasn't herself with West. She is herself and I love that vibe. And then he was like the one who was sweating and nervous, and then she was like I'm a little nervous too, and he's like, it makes me feel better to know that you're nervous.

I was like, you guys are so cute.

I was like, you guys are so cute.

Oh my god, what what about when he asked her out and he was like what did he say?

Oh my god, what what about when he asked her out and he was like what did he say?

What is your week?

What is your week?

Look like you're busy Thursday? And she was like, what do I have Thursday? And he was like dinner. Obviously.

Look like you're busy Thursday? And she was like, what do I have Thursday? And he was like dinner. Obviously.

I was like, this is for her. I love too.

I was like, this is for her. I love too.

When she saw him at a party and all of his friends strolled like rolled through and they were all black, and she was like, I knew it. I knew he had this. I mean I had black friends. It was so funny. Yeah, that was great. Or in the kitchen when she was talking to Danielle and she was like, you love a skinny guy and he was like, do you like a big guy? And I was like, oh my god, I love him. I was just like, finally, they've been trying so much. Any random dudes on that show and all of them are fucking dorks who just like I don't know, like someone makes out with them, but they suck, and they including Jesse.

When she saw him at a party and all of his friends strolled like rolled through and they were all black, and she was like, I knew it. I knew he had this. I mean I had black friends. It was so funny. Yeah, that was great. Or in the kitchen when she was talking to Danielle and she was like, you love a skinny guy and he was like, do you like a big guy? And I was like, oh my god, I love him. I was just like, finally, they've been trying so much. Any random dudes on that show and all of them are fucking dorks who just like I don't know, like someone makes out with them, but they suck, and they including Jesse.

Solomon sorry to say, even though he had cancer and is really hot, he's also a loser.

Solomon sorry to say, even though he had cancer and is really hot, he's also a loser.

He's a dork.

He's a dork.

But West, I'm like, finally a cool guy, like finally, like a page in terms of like someone who has like a funny remark up their sleeves, like at their sleeve at any David moment.

But West, I'm like, finally a cool guy, like finally, like a page in terms of like someone who has like a funny remark up their sleeves, like at their sleeve at any David moment.

Yes, I love that whole situation.

Yes, I love that whole situation.

I also had it.

I also had it.

There was a great classic Amanda Kyle moment when Kyle said, you want to take a shower with me, and she said, I don't want to be naked next to you. Imagine saying that to your husband and.

There was a great classic Amanda Kyle moment when Kyle said, you want to take a shower with me, and she said, I don't want to be naked next to you. Imagine saying that to your husband and.

Then they're like, do you miss Kyle and the dogs? And she's like no.

Then they're like, do you miss Kyle and the dogs? And she's like no.

And by the way, that was what it was like when on Winterhouse. I don't know if you remember, but he called her like the first time he's there. He's like, I miss you, and she goes, I don't miss you on the phone. Imagine imagine if a man said that to either of us, I don't miss you without a joking tone.

And by the way, that was what it was like when on Winterhouse. I don't know if you remember, but he called her like the first time he's there. He's like, I miss you, and she goes, I don't miss you on the phone. Imagine imagine if a man said that to either of us, I don't miss you without a joking tone.

So I think this happens a lot where I think she was obsessed with tying him down when they first started dating and he was not so much, and then when she finally got him, she like grew to hate him, but she had worked so hard to like tame this like awful man. I think that happens a lot in real life, where like women fixate on like getting some guy and then when they actually get them, they're like, this is what I've been working so hard. Yes, and then they grow to resent them for that. And then the guy at this point has been like, it's you know, I just think like men are like dumber when it comes to attachment and stuff, and they're just.

So I think this happens a lot where I think she was obsessed with tying him down when they first started dating and he was not so much, and then when she finally got him, she like grew to hate him, but she had worked so hard to like tame this like awful man. I think that happens a lot in real life, where like women fixate on like getting some guy and then when they actually get them, they're like, this is what I've been working so hard. Yes, and then they grow to resent them for that. And then the guy at this point has been like, it's you know, I just think like men are like dumber when it comes to attachment and stuff, and they're just.

Like, yeah, I love you.

Like, yeah, I love you.

Yeah, And the woman is the one who's like pulling away.

Yeah, And the woman is the one who's like pulling away.

Yes, and then affairs happened.

Yes, and then affairs happened.

I would love to see a reversal of this where the affair is the woman, not sand of All or Jax Tailor.

I would love to see a reversal of this where the affair is the woman, not sand of All or Jax Tailor.

That would be such a good episode.

That would be such a good episode.

Oh.

Oh.

By the way, I'm really excited for the Valley, especially now that I see that, well, we're going to see some toxicity.

By the way, I'm really excited for the Valley, especially now that I see that, well, we're going to see some toxicity.

That's I'm excited for that too.

That's I'm excited for that too.

And I'm excited for whenever Bachelor and Paradise comes back.

And I'm excited for whenever Bachelor and Paradise comes back.

And I'm excited.

And I'm excited.

Last season was such a fucking fart noise.

Last season was such a fucking fart noise.

I know, well, what.

I know, well, what.

Are you thinking about the Bachelor? I know you've kept up and I haven't like a loser.

Are you thinking about the Bachelor? I know you've kept up and I haven't like a loser.

So the Bachelor has been great. People are obsessed with Maria like they are.

So the Bachelor has been great. People are obsessed with Maria like they are.

I love obsessed with her. I am.

I love obsessed with her. I am.

I love her too, I'm not so happy with her right now. Because she took pictures with the police because the police were like, oh my god, are you from the Bachelorette. She's like this is iconic and like posted on her Instagram and I was like, babe, and I'll pull you aside and talk to you about what's happened in the past one hundred years. That's really so that was hard. But she I think is gonna be the next Bachelorette. Like there's literally like such a campaign for her, and I'm really excited for her season because I do find he will.

I love her too, I'm not so happy with her right now. Because she took pictures with the police because the police were like, oh my god, are you from the Bachelorette. She's like this is iconic and like posted on her Instagram and I was like, babe, and I'll pull you aside and talk to you about what's happened in the past one hundred years. That's really so that was hard. But she I think is gonna be the next Bachelorette. Like there's literally like such a campaign for her, and I'm really excited for her season because I do find he will.

Be unstable, she will be unstable.

Be unstable, she will be unstable.

There's an air of authenticity to her which is very much appreciated, Like she's definitely not from the pageant circuit. So she did one of those things. This is when I'm like, you're a genius. You know that you're gonna be the next bachelorette. She at hometowns, where everyone knows you're supposed to sit on the curb after hometowns and tell, you know, the guy or the girl that you're falling in love with them, like that's just your first You say you're falling for them, then you say I'm falling in love with you, then you say I love you, like before you have sex or whatever. So they have a hometown date. It's cute. Her dad looks like Geene Simmons is like, looks like he's in the mafia or whatever. They sit outside and she's like, so, I just want to tell you that, like my feelings are like really real, and and then there's like a long beat and she goes, yeah, and I appreciate you being here and you're like okay, so you want to be sent home. So then she's like, I'm not going to have time to talk to.

There's an air of authenticity to her which is very much appreciated, Like she's definitely not from the pageant circuit. So she did one of those things. This is when I'm like, you're a genius. You know that you're gonna be the next bachelorette. She at hometowns, where everyone knows you're supposed to sit on the curb after hometowns and tell, you know, the guy or the girl that you're falling in love with them, like that's just your first You say you're falling for them, then you say I'm falling in love with you, then you say I love you, like before you have sex or whatever. So they have a hometown date. It's cute. Her dad looks like Geene Simmons is like, looks like he's in the mafia or whatever. They sit outside and she's like, so, I just want to tell you that, like my feelings are like really real, and and then there's like a long beat and she goes, yeah, and I appreciate you being here and you're like okay, so you want to be sent home. So then she's like, I'm not going to have time to talk to.

I don't even know what the fuck is name is.

I don't even know what the fuck is name is.

Before the I don't always time talk to Joey before the rose ceremony.

Before the I don't always time talk to Joey before the rose ceremony.

Oh my god, Oh my god.

Oh my god, Oh my god.

So at the rose ceremony, she literally blurts out, Joey, can I talk to you for a second. They're in an airplane hanger and they like hide behind a plane for a second.

So at the rose ceremony, she literally blurts out, Joey, can I talk to you for a second. They're in an airplane hanger and they like hide behind a plane for a second.

And she was like, I didn't say that I was falling in love with you. I but I am falling in love with you.

And she was like, I didn't say that I was falling in love with you. I but I am falling in love with you.

Oh my god, I can't say.

Oh my god, I can't say.

Or she was like, I can't say I'm gonna be falling in love with you because I already am. And it's just like so desperate, and he obviously sends her home, but you're like they would never work out because I'm sorry to say this, she's like way too hot for him, Like and she you could tell was just like half in, half out. So he has Rachel, Daisy and Kelsey left. I'm really ridding for Kelsey. I think they're like a really good pair. I think he's gonna choose Daisy, and yeah, I'm very excited for this one.

Or she was like, I can't say I'm gonna be falling in love with you because I already am. And it's just like so desperate, and he obviously sends her home, but you're like they would never work out because I'm sorry to say this, she's like way too hot for him, Like and she you could tell was just like half in, half out. So he has Rachel, Daisy and Kelsey left. I'm really ridding for Kelsey. I think they're like a really good pair. I think he's gonna choose Daisy, and yeah, I'm very excited for this one.

I think, like, just like Zach, who I didn't.

I think, like, just like Zach, who I didn't.

Watch the season because I couldn't be less interested that man, But I think that Joey has like the extreme normal energy of a guy who will take this seriously yeah and be like, yeah, now you're my fiancee. Yeah, like I agreddicted to normalcy agree, and like, I do think he's enough of a catch and like such a good guy that he's not like it like Pilot Pete or like the dirtbags that have come before him, where he's like I do think that like a girl is gonna understand that. And I like, for me, if Joey god Willing gave me a rose, I would like totally try to stick with a guy like that. Yeah, I would too, Like you think you're gonna do better than like a tennis instructor who's like hot and nice and like wants to and like remembers to ask you follow up questions about yourself.