Oh hello, and welcome to true Romance. This is actually Devin Leary speaking, ohow, and I'm here with Carolina B. This is she. I just pulled some tarots to start my day. It's four fifteen pm, and I am going to read the results because I'm sure everybody's wondering what the universe has this store for me on this rainy sunday. Okay, So from my Youngian tarot deck, Carl Young inspired, I pulled a card Princess of Pentacles, Which.

Oh hello, and welcome to true Romance. This is actually Devin Leary speaking, ohow, and I'm here with Carolina B. This is she. I just pulled some tarots to start my day. It's four fifteen pm, and I am going to read the results because I'm sure everybody's wondering what the universe has this store for me on this rainy sunday. Okay, So from my Youngian tarot deck, Carl Young inspired, I pulled a card Princess of Pentacles, Which.

Princep Pentacles or do they make.

Princep Pentacles or do they make.

A fend verse? Yes? Okay, the Princess of Genovia and the Princess of Pinnacles. And in the young In book it's described as the isolated daughter. It says shown here as a very isolated and introspective young woman sounds familiar, who is steady, ambitious, thorough basically quite competent at her work. He we're waning, but is a true quote loner. That's not true about me? But okay, oh, it's not about me. He's just descriving the card or he or she.

A fend verse? Yes? Okay, the Princess of Genovia and the Princess of Pinnacles. And in the young In book it's described as the isolated daughter. It says shown here as a very isolated and introspective young woman sounds familiar, who is steady, ambitious, thorough basically quite competent at her work. He we're waning, but is a true quote loner. That's not true about me? But okay, oh, it's not about me. He's just descriving the card or he or she.

Okay, he could be describing Cookie too, because you don't have to be self cetened when you actually live with someone else. That's all I'm gonna say. Wait, what do you mean, I mean there's two people in the room.

Okay, he could be describing Cookie too, because you don't have to be self cetened when you actually live with someone else. That's all I'm gonna say. Wait, what do you mean, I mean there's two people in the room.

Oh okay, okay, yeah, Cookie is like kind of sleepy.

Oh okay, okay, yeah, Cookie is like kind of sleepy.

These energy is in the room as well.

These energy is in the room as well.

Cookie has like really good energy for I mean, you have noticed the growth from when he's a kitten to now like he actually chills during the podcast. The gruff, like the growth has happened.

Cookie has like really good energy for I mean, you have noticed the growth from when he's a kitten to now like he actually chills during the podcast. The gruff, like the growth has happened.

I am not asking you have noticed the gruff, but I will.

I am not asking you have noticed the gruff, but I will.

Say, like the cutest, most upsetting thing happened right before we recorded, where like I was when I walk back and forth in the apartment, he gets really excited. He like runs with me, like he'll run ahead and like run after me. He ran directly into my shin and like knocked his head on my shit and I was like no, And then he was shaking his head like blinking, like does he have a concussion? Like he's so sweet, but I know he had c She's about to be no c ech.

Say, like the cutest, most upsetting thing happened right before we recorded, where like I was when I walk back and forth in the apartment, he gets really excited. He like runs with me, like he'll run ahead and like run after me. He ran directly into my shin and like knocked his head on my shit and I was like no, And then he was shaking his head like blinking, like does he have a concussion? Like he's so sweet, but I know he had c She's about to be no c ech.

I have it to help about to be.

I have it to help about to be.

Like causing some murders around here. But that's okay, okay, so loner. She is self controlled, tactful and reserved, yet can be very selfish and attaining her own goals. In a position of responsibility, she may offend people by harsh demands that is actually kind of true, and by showing little interest in the ideas or feeling so subordinates that's not true. She knows that she is not well liked Oof, but does not consider herself at fault. The Princess of Pedicles tends to judge everything in polar terms, has little tolerance for ambiguity, and wants situations to be clearly defined. She finds the arts quite boring, not true, I love art. I have the L word on my TV screen in the background. She finds the okay, and, with the possible exception of watching sports events, okay, has few outside interests.

Like causing some murders around here. But that's okay, okay, so loner. She is self controlled, tactful and reserved, yet can be very selfish and attaining her own goals. In a position of responsibility, she may offend people by harsh demands that is actually kind of true, and by showing little interest in the ideas or feeling so subordinates that's not true. She knows that she is not well liked Oof, but does not consider herself at fault. The Princess of Pedicles tends to judge everything in polar terms, has little tolerance for ambiguity, and wants situations to be clearly defined. She finds the arts quite boring, not true, I love art. I have the L word on my TV screen in the background. She finds the okay, and, with the possible exception of watching sports events, okay, has few outside interests.

This bitch sounds you only like sports.

This bitch sounds you only like sports.

This bitch sounds like a red flag girl from The Bachelor.

This bitch sounds like a red flag girl from The Bachelor.

I actually know what they're talking about when the game is on. I cannot get your attention, okay.

I actually know what they're talking about when the game is on. I cannot get your attention, okay.

Long hours buried and work allow her to avoid personal interaction of normal socialize. She has few friends Oof and is often depressed and lonely, but hides her vulnerability as well. No, I do not. Most perceive her as uniffecent and unfeeling people have said that's true. The problem, however, is that she's afraid of closeness and somehow never learned the social skills of communicating personal feelings. Okay, this could be defining someone that I might have a date with this week. That's what I think.

Long hours buried and work allow her to avoid personal interaction of normal socialize. She has few friends Oof and is often depressed and lonely, but hides her vulnerability as well. No, I do not. Most perceive her as uniffecent and unfeeling people have said that's true. The problem, however, is that she's afraid of closeness and somehow never learned the social skills of communicating personal feelings. Okay, this could be defining someone that I might have a date with this week. That's what I think.

Okay, who is this person? Where'd you meet them.

Okay, who is this person? Where'd you meet them.

On the apps? I feel like, and what's their vibe? Their vibe? Well, none of this really describes them besides long hours and buried.

On the apps? I feel like, and what's their vibe? Their vibe? Well, none of this really describes them besides long hours and buried.

In work and how's the conversation?

In work and how's the conversation?

Ben this none of this really describes them. Honestly, this kind of.

Ben this none of this really describes them. Honestly, this kind of.

Just so you just wanted to, you know, let us know that you're going on a date.

Just so you just wanted to, you know, let us know that you're going on a date.

No, it kind of describes me though, because I have little It says little tolerance for ambiguity, that wants situations to be clearly defined. Okay, that's something I'm all right, all right back to me. Actually, so that's something I'm struggling.

No, it kind of describes me though, because I have little It says little tolerance for ambiguity, that wants situations to be clearly defined. Okay, that's something I'm all right, all right back to me. Actually, so that's something I'm struggling.

No, this started with you, and you you're reading a tarot carter by yourself.

No, this started with you, and you you're reading a tarot carter by yourself.

I'm struggling with ambiguity and dating. I hate the thing of like, oh, maybe we'll meet up. I'm not sure how I'll be feeling. I'm like, I actually can't do that. I need to like plan ahead. I'm gonna take my shower, get ready, all this stuff, Like, I need to kind of know what the deal is. I love clear communication. So yeah, I'm struggling a little bit with uh, some ambiguous plans. Not that interesting. Okay, onto the next one. That's a one thing for my day. I guess the message I'll take away is accept ambiguity. The other one I have is from my thought tarot deck five of ones.

I'm struggling with ambiguity and dating. I hate the thing of like, oh, maybe we'll meet up. I'm not sure how I'll be feeling. I'm like, I actually can't do that. I need to like plan ahead. I'm gonna take my shower, get ready, all this stuff, Like, I need to kind of know what the deal is. I love clear communication. So yeah, I'm struggling a little bit with uh, some ambiguous plans. Not that interesting. Okay, onto the next one. That's a one thing for my day. I guess the message I'll take away is accept ambiguity. The other one I have is from my thought tarot deck five of ones.

Let me see a close up because I it's thought.

Let me see a close up because I it's thought.

So it's like a weird design.

So it's like a weird design.

Oh the five Is that the one we're all never mind? Continue your cards look different than mine.

Oh the five Is that the one we're all never mind? Continue your cards look different than mine.

Well, yeah, it's it's because it's like this weird thing anyway, Okay, this card is the equivalent of revolutionary innovation, the result of the transition from the complete card above who cares. Disintegration of a symptom system that has stabilized in the balance in the tree of life five can be compared with movement that destroys the polities shape. What the fuck is the polity? It is the energy that evolves breaking limits. I'm totally feeling that right now. We feel the aggressive fire energy surrounding the outside. It destroys the silent result and pushes us into a confrontation. From the perspective of developmental psychology, this card represents a person's awareness of sexual orientation and consciousness of oneself. This is actually fucking crazy. Puberty stage requires oh puberty stage, Now I'm at puberty requires a new orientation of the circumstances and conditions of the person with the surrounding. Okay, the old positions are shaken and must be handed over. The issue mentioned here will be the fight with the thoughts and opposing views to get a new attitude or action. Okay. We see ourselves being entangled in many conflicts with our partners, requiring a lot of effort to reconcile. From here, colliding heat can be strongly freed and or connect us with our partners more intensely. Either way. Five of one's thought card contains the ability to renew the situation. This card often appears when someone is very unhappy with the situation at work. Okay, that's not me. This card may also represent the inner conflict, where we are considering the decisions we have made that can test our conscience. Do we do everything for the best reason? Or do we act according to our highest ethical standards?

Well, yeah, it's it's because it's like this weird thing anyway, Okay, this card is the equivalent of revolutionary innovation, the result of the transition from the complete card above who cares. Disintegration of a symptom system that has stabilized in the balance in the tree of life five can be compared with movement that destroys the polities shape. What the fuck is the polity? It is the energy that evolves breaking limits. I'm totally feeling that right now. We feel the aggressive fire energy surrounding the outside. It destroys the silent result and pushes us into a confrontation. From the perspective of developmental psychology, this card represents a person's awareness of sexual orientation and consciousness of oneself. This is actually fucking crazy. Puberty stage requires oh puberty stage, Now I'm at puberty requires a new orientation of the circumstances and conditions of the person with the surrounding. Okay, the old positions are shaken and must be handed over. The issue mentioned here will be the fight with the thoughts and opposing views to get a new attitude or action. Okay. We see ourselves being entangled in many conflicts with our partners, requiring a lot of effort to reconcile. From here, colliding heat can be strongly freed and or connect us with our partners more intensely. Either way. Five of one's thought card contains the ability to renew the situation. This card often appears when someone is very unhappy with the situation at work. Okay, that's not me. This card may also represent the inner conflict, where we are considering the decisions we have made that can test our conscience. Do we do everything for the best reason? Or do we act according to our highest ethical standards?

Interestry, I feel like that is a deep dive. I'm not going to ask any questions because I feel like anyone would be probing. But I'm happy for you.

Interestry, I feel like that is a deep dive. I'm not going to ask any questions because I feel like anyone would be probing. But I'm happy for you.

Okay, well that one really aligned. The Princess of Isolation isn't me.

Okay, well that one really aligned. The Princess of Isolation isn't me.

But he thinks you dot protest too much.

But he thinks you dot protest too much.

I don't care.

I don't care.

You basically read a tarot card and you're like, hey, you guys, this isn't me.

You basically read a tarot card and you're like, hey, you guys, this isn't me.

By the way, Okay, princess loaneer, loser with no friends? Uh next year please? Yeah, Universe, can you come around and blow this card right off the table and blow a new one right in front of me? Because I do not relate? All right?

By the way, Okay, princess loaneer, loser with no friends? Uh next year please? Yeah, Universe, can you come around and blow this card right off the table and blow a new one right in front of me? Because I do not relate? All right?

That is pretty much what I do when I read a tarot card that I don't like. I do Tanya McCord, oh so negative, so negative, Season two, episode one.

That is pretty much what I do when I read a tarot card that I don't like. I do Tanya McCord, oh so negative, so negative, Season two, episode one.

That's Not Us. Would you like me to read one for you?

That's Not Us. Would you like me to read one for you?

Yeah?

Yeah?

I would love to. Also, just the urgency with which Tanya needs to see a psychic, I've never related to anything on a TV show more than again White Lotus Season two, episode one, when she absolutely needs to see a psychic to know what's going on with her husband. I do not, in those move moments, need to get into my intuition. I do not rely on my head. I'm too full of fear. I rely on wo woo and universe. I'm like you, I need to It's a woo woo emergency.

I would love to. Also, just the urgency with which Tanya needs to see a psychic, I've never related to anything on a TV show more than again White Lotus Season two, episode one, when she absolutely needs to see a psychic to know what's going on with her husband. I do not, in those move moments, need to get into my intuition. I do not rely on my head. I'm too full of fear. I rely on wo woo and universe. I'm like you, I need to It's a woo woo emergency.

Okay, speaking of a wou woo emergency. Never mind. Actually it's a totally boring story. Okay. I'm gonna pull a card for you, and it's gonna be about your day, same intention. Okay, please, I did it wrong. That's probably my day. Okay, weird night of sworts, upside down? Uh oh, that's gonna be an interesting one. Let's see.

Okay, speaking of a wou woo emergency. Never mind. Actually it's a totally boring story. Okay. I'm gonna pull a card for you, and it's gonna be about your day, same intention. Okay, please, I did it wrong. That's probably my day. Okay, weird night of sworts, upside down? Uh oh, that's gonna be an interesting one. Let's see.

Let's just say upside is never where you want to be.

Let's just say upside is never where you want to be.

No, sometimes it's good. Let's go right down to the reverse. I know this is me reading tarot cards. I just google the answer. Oh no, I love googling the answer to tarot cards. Okay, got it? So all right. Sometimes I'm like a lot of the stuff they put in here is like is it important? But I'll just read it in case it is, Okay. Odysseus is a symbol of intellectual power, acumen, and intelligence, representing the ability to create clarity, versatility, utterly contradictory ways, cunning, slyness, and sarcasm. When the card appears, it is time for us to use and develop this contradictory ability of mental strength. It helps us understand and achieve insight. However, if these powers are used improperly, it will lead to emotional coldness, heartlessness, apathy, and the bad consequences of rational abuse. Okay. During this period we develop great and analytical abilities which help us learn to understand the problem, understand ourselves, and understand our surroundings better. Occupationally, this card represents intellectual acumen, intelligence, social ability, and entrepreneurship. It shows that we solve the tasks that set out with skill, flexibility, and cleverness In dealing with colleagues and customers. This is reflected in eloquence, intelligence, and graceful wit. Okay. It can be a warning, however, about exaggeration, heartless wisdom, insidiousness, and unethical wisdom.

No, sometimes it's good. Let's go right down to the reverse. I know this is me reading tarot cards. I just google the answer. Oh no, I love googling the answer to tarot cards. Okay, got it? So all right. Sometimes I'm like a lot of the stuff they put in here is like is it important? But I'll just read it in case it is, Okay. Odysseus is a symbol of intellectual power, acumen, and intelligence, representing the ability to create clarity, versatility, utterly contradictory ways, cunning, slyness, and sarcasm. When the card appears, it is time for us to use and develop this contradictory ability of mental strength. It helps us understand and achieve insight. However, if these powers are used improperly, it will lead to emotional coldness, heartlessness, apathy, and the bad consequences of rational abuse. Okay. During this period we develop great and analytical abilities which help us learn to understand the problem, understand ourselves, and understand our surroundings better. Occupationally, this card represents intellectual acumen, intelligence, social ability, and entrepreneurship. It shows that we solve the tasks that set out with skill, flexibility, and cleverness In dealing with colleagues and customers. This is reflected in eloquence, intelligence, and graceful wit. Okay. It can be a warning, however, about exaggeration, heartless wisdom, insidiousness, and unethical wisdom.

Okay, I'll listen, all I am getting our words. I'm sorry, I'm not applying that. How am I applying this to my day? Oh? I'll say about the Night of Swords is that he's impulsive and ration that I can be that way too.

Okay, I'll listen, all I am getting our words. I'm sorry, I'm not applying that. How am I applying this to my day? Oh? I'll say about the Night of Swords is that he's impulsive and ration that I can be that way too.

Okay. In a personal relationship, we have a need to find an interesting partner that must be attracted to us in terms of appearance rather than the soul.

Okay. In a personal relationship, we have a need to find an interesting partner that must be attracted to us in terms of appearance rather than the soul.

Yeah.

Yeah.

At the same time, we feel especially comfortable around bird of Paradise. People with strong personalities who will feel wasted and eventually die in captivity, meaning like they don't want to settle down. The stage of life represented by this card will tend to become full of deep feelings, dedication and harmony. Of souls will have to step back, probably because the deep fear of each of us about falling in love and losing ourselves. This is true here we find ourselves dependent or falling into a mess that cannot be solved. The clarity and perception now benefits, even if it is painful. But in this case, our feeling is becoming the goal of scrutiny. Sophistication will take the place of warm sincerity. Okay, this is.

At the same time, we feel especially comfortable around bird of Paradise. People with strong personalities who will feel wasted and eventually die in captivity, meaning like they don't want to settle down. The stage of life represented by this card will tend to become full of deep feelings, dedication and harmony. Of souls will have to step back, probably because the deep fear of each of us about falling in love and losing ourselves. This is true here we find ourselves dependent or falling into a mess that cannot be solved. The clarity and perception now benefits, even if it is painful. But in this case, our feeling is becoming the goal of scrutiny. Sophistication will take the place of warm sincerity. Okay, this is.

A lot of words that I don't know the meaning of. I'm going to be completely and I understand the meaning of them, but clearly not together. Because there's a lot of it feels like big moves being made.

A lot of words that I don't know the meaning of. I'm going to be completely and I understand the meaning of them, but clearly not together. Because there's a lot of it feels like big moves being made.

Okay, there is a restless time when you are locating and trying to go somewhere else in your daily life or travel, it is time to listen to your mind rather than your heart. Some people are more comfortable with thoughts in their heads than expressing their feelings. In addition, it is a time when you need to be sensitive and assertive. In a career situation, there is much competition in the job. You may want to get rid of these restrictions and look for something to help you feel freer. The night shows restlessness in every aspect of life. In a relationship, you can represent love hate relationships in which you constantly break up and come back together. You love each other deeply, However, you bring out the warrior in each other, which can be draining in the long run.

Okay, there is a restless time when you are locating and trying to go somewhere else in your daily life or travel, it is time to listen to your mind rather than your heart. Some people are more comfortable with thoughts in their heads than expressing their feelings. In addition, it is a time when you need to be sensitive and assertive. In a career situation, there is much competition in the job. You may want to get rid of these restrictions and look for something to help you feel freer. The night shows restlessness in every aspect of life. In a relationship, you can represent love hate relationships in which you constantly break up and come back together. You love each other deeply, However, you bring out the warrior in each other, which can be draining in the long run.

I do love a bird of paradise. I guess if that is the description of a man with a big personality who does not want to settle down, those are usually the men I'm attracted to. Unfortunately, but recently I've been really attracted to men who seem like they have a boring lifestyle. Interesting men who seem like they have a boring lifestyle. That is my new type.

I do love a bird of paradise. I guess if that is the description of a man with a big personality who does not want to settle down, those are usually the men I'm attracted to. Unfortunately, but recently I've been really attracted to men who seem like they have a boring lifestyle. Interesting men who seem like they have a boring lifestyle. That is my new type.

Yeah, I get that.

Yeah, I get that.

I want to go to bed at ten thirty pm. I want to have sex. I want to go to bed. I want to wake up and I want you to be a chef and make me breakfast in the morning.

I want to go to bed at ten thirty pm. I want to have sex. I want to go to bed. I want to wake up and I want you to be a chef and make me breakfast in the morning.

I did.

I did.

And I want to go on our ways, on each of our own opposite ways, and then come back together at six pm.

And I want to go on our ways, on each of our own opposite ways, and then come back together at six pm.

I did read a person's dating profile recently that said looking for a boring life when with an excite.

I did read a person's dating profile recently that said looking for a boring life when with an excite.

Yes, yes, precisely, I said in my dating profile. Dating me is like a part time job where I get a lot of time. You get a lot of time off so I can be alone. That's good, Like I don't need people around all the time. In fact, I would love to be excited to see someone regard instead of just like fuck sharing a toilet with someone I have to see all the time.

Yes, yes, precisely, I said in my dating profile. Dating me is like a part time job where I get a lot of time. You get a lot of time off so I can be alone. That's good, Like I don't need people around all the time. In fact, I would love to be excited to see someone regard instead of just like fuck sharing a toilet with someone I have to see all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love reading taroor though. It gives me a little bit of a high every single time, and I'm going to do more today just because this was so much fun. I want to talk a little bit about a show that I have recently dipped my toe into, so to speak, and that is a below deck sailing Out. I was first told about this show by Devin Larry. She said and high BROWT midbro I lowbrow that this was a special show to her. Then it was one of those things that I was just in the ether. I went to work and I was hearing very chic people at work, people who vacation in Greece saying, you have to, you know, watch below deck sailing at this is the show to watch. And vander pump Rules was, you know, going down a little bit. We were all kind of getting a little bit over the drama, which was I'm very excited for this new season. I can't tell you I'm how thrill I am that they're finally filming again, that Sandobal is going to be filming with them, that you know, Raquel Rachel is currently in negotiations. I'm thrilled, but I was very happy to start a new show now. I started season one and quickly jumped to season four because a lot of season one is just learning about how a boat works, learning about what a chief stew is, learning about what a deckhand is. I still am not sure about anything except for Captain. And then season four is when we really get into orgy status of this series, meaning that is hooking up with everyone, and I think to jump out of the gate. I would love to talk about period gate. Probably the most exciting thing, even if you do not watch Below Deck, I think this is interesting thing that happens. And my interesting, I mean insane, which is Gary, who is the bird of Paradise. He is the cocky, super full of personality, could always be drunk. Like if you told me that he had been drunk this entire season, I would have absolutely believed you. Burnt faced all the time, great accent, clearly hot, clearly good in bed. There's no universe where Gary is not. He's probably like messy, but he's like he's clearly such a good kisser, Like he mays, yeah, I've watched all.

I love reading taroor though. It gives me a little bit of a high every single time, and I'm going to do more today just because this was so much fun. I want to talk a little bit about a show that I have recently dipped my toe into, so to speak, and that is a below deck sailing Out. I was first told about this show by Devin Larry. She said and high BROWT midbro I lowbrow that this was a special show to her. Then it was one of those things that I was just in the ether. I went to work and I was hearing very chic people at work, people who vacation in Greece saying, you have to, you know, watch below deck sailing at this is the show to watch. And vander pump Rules was, you know, going down a little bit. We were all kind of getting a little bit over the drama, which was I'm very excited for this new season. I can't tell you I'm how thrill I am that they're finally filming again, that Sandobal is going to be filming with them, that you know, Raquel Rachel is currently in negotiations. I'm thrilled, but I was very happy to start a new show now. I started season one and quickly jumped to season four because a lot of season one is just learning about how a boat works, learning about what a chief stew is, learning about what a deckhand is. I still am not sure about anything except for Captain. And then season four is when we really get into orgy status of this series, meaning that is hooking up with everyone, and I think to jump out of the gate. I would love to talk about period gate. Probably the most exciting thing, even if you do not watch Below Deck, I think this is interesting thing that happens. And my interesting, I mean insane, which is Gary, who is the bird of Paradise. He is the cocky, super full of personality, could always be drunk. Like if you told me that he had been drunk this entire season, I would have absolutely believed you. Burnt faced all the time, great accent, clearly hot, clearly good in bed. There's no universe where Gary is not. He's probably like messy, but he's like he's clearly such a good kisser, Like he mays, yeah, I've watched all.

Four seasons, and so I've seen a collect.

Four seasons, and so I've seen a collect.

You've seen him kiss like eight different women.

You've seen him kiss like eight different women.

I've seen a collective like seventeen hours of Gary making out in a hot tub. And like, he is a good kisser. We will not deny that. That's the power he has.

I've seen a collective like seventeen hours of Gary making out in a hot tub. And like, he is a good kisser. We will not deny that. That's the power he has.

It's like I he will call you the wrong name in bed, but he is going to be a good time totally. Yeah, And like he probably like reeks of bo and sweat, but like there's a.

It's like I he will call you the wrong name in bed, but he is going to be a good time totally. Yeah, And like he probably like reeks of bo and sweat, but like there's a.

Lot I hate that when I think about the hygiene of these men on this boat, Like, oh my god.

Lot I hate that when I think about the hygiene of these men on this boat, Like, oh my god.

When I think about this boat, the fact that people are like, wow, this is gorgeous. Listen, I've never been on anything like this, but it looks disgusting.

When I think about this boat, the fact that people are like, wow, this is gorgeous. Listen, I've never been on anything like this, but it looks disgusting.

I couldn't never venous.

I couldn't never venous.

I couldn't.

I couldn't.

I'm also like, what like whenever they land, I'm like, oh, that's where you are, Like, just go there?

I'm also like, what like whenever they land, I'm like, oh, that's where you are, Like, just go there?

Why are you just go there? It's beautiful, You're in Italy. Why aren't you just walking around Italy? Why are you sitting on this boat and like peeing in a like a porta potty toilet?

Why are you just go there? It's beautiful, You're in Italy. Why aren't you just walking around Italy? Why are you sitting on this boat and like peeing in a like a porta potty toilet?

Totally.

Totally.

Also, it's literally, except for Captain Glenn, everyone has long hair. All of the men have long hair. Now, this has famously been a deal breaker for me because I feel like I have big hair and I'm the hair person in the relationship. Whenever I cease one an apse who has big hair, I feel like will look like siblings, and so I have to unfortunately swipe left on them. Okay, oh my god, I matched with two really hot guys, and I'm so upset that one of them, who was in a band I really like too. He was like literally the singer of a band I really liked that I've listened to many many times. Did not message me back, even though I messaged him twice. I just needed to get a great break to say that that my heart is hurting. I am hurting. He's six two. That would have been really important to me as well. Then a comic who I literally had a crush on and I match again. I'm like, oh my god, oh my god. It was at work. You know, when you want to like impart to people around you. I was like, you, guys, look I matched with this guy. Cut to me reading his bio. He's in an open relationship and looking to get coffee with people. I mean, so it's been hard. So this is why below Deck, you know, was helpful to me, because I needed the orgy vibe. I needed to see a bunch of people making out in lieu of me making out.

Also, it's literally, except for Captain Glenn, everyone has long hair. All of the men have long hair. Now, this has famously been a deal breaker for me because I feel like I have big hair and I'm the hair person in the relationship. Whenever I cease one an apse who has big hair, I feel like will look like siblings, and so I have to unfortunately swipe left on them. Okay, oh my god, I matched with two really hot guys, and I'm so upset that one of them, who was in a band I really like too. He was like literally the singer of a band I really liked that I've listened to many many times. Did not message me back, even though I messaged him twice. I just needed to get a great break to say that that my heart is hurting. I am hurting. He's six two. That would have been really important to me as well. Then a comic who I literally had a crush on and I match again. I'm like, oh my god, oh my god. It was at work. You know, when you want to like impart to people around you. I was like, you, guys, look I matched with this guy. Cut to me reading his bio. He's in an open relationship and looking to get coffee with people. I mean, so it's been hard. So this is why below Deck, you know, was helpful to me, because I needed the orgy vibe. I needed to see a bunch of people making out in lieu of me making out.

Right now, two things I have to say about that. One, I wish you would get out of the industry dating bubble and date normal people because I think you'd have a better experience too.

Right now, two things I have to say about that. One, I wish you would get out of the industry dating bubble and date normal people because I think you'd have a better experience too.

The hinge app is the darkest thing I've ever seen in my whole fucking life. And I'm being serious when I say that I am traumatized I have. All I want is for a guy to say liberal.

The hinge app is the darkest thing I've ever seen in my whole fucking life. And I'm being serious when I say that I am traumatized I have. All I want is for a guy to say liberal.

And men on Riyah are better.

And men on Riyah are better.

No they're not. But at least you know what it is is that hinge. Being able to see someone's not political, being able to see that someone's moderate, being able to see someone who at least, I'll say this, at least on Ria they know how to take better pictures. The hinge photos are upsetting to me. They are a lot of guys who are under six feet tall, and I'm sorry to be, you know, a highus, but I just happen to be six feet tall. And that's just the story of my life. And again for the million time on this podcast, I want the man to be comfortable, and usually men are only comfortable if they're as taller or taller than me.

No they're not. But at least you know what it is is that hinge. Being able to see someone's not political, being able to see that someone's moderate, being able to see someone who at least, I'll say this, at least on Ria they know how to take better pictures. The hinge photos are upsetting to me. They are a lot of guys who are under six feet tall, and I'm sorry to be, you know, a highus, but I just happen to be six feet tall. And that's just the story of my life. And again for the million time on this podcast, I want the man to be comfortable, and usually men are only comfortable if they're as taller or taller than me.

Okay, number two. Someone told me recently which I thought was interesting going on dates because the people I mean the e n m ethically non monogamous, poly secure, open.

Okay, number two. Someone told me recently which I thought was interesting going on dates because the people I mean the e n m ethically non monogamous, poly secure, open.

Oh I go on a date with him? If he asked me, yeah, this is what I'm saying.

Oh I go on a date with him? If he asked me, yeah, this is what I'm saying.

It's like that is like everywhere and it does drive me crazy. And I was complaining about it to someone, but then they said it's actually a good way to practice dating because there's no stakes. So if you want to go on like a first date just to get the nerves out of the way, and there's like no stakes involved, and you can practice like having fun and like remembering what it feels like to go on a date and all that stuff. Someone in an open relationship is actually perfect for that.

It's like that is like everywhere and it does drive me crazy. And I was complaining about it to someone, but then they said it's actually a good way to practice dating because there's no stakes. So if you want to go on like a first date just to get the nerves out of the way, and there's like no stakes involved, and you can practice like having fun and like remembering what it feels like to go on a date and all that stuff. Someone in an open relationship is actually perfect for that.

That is a really good point, and I will actually be doing that. I I just didn't very I didn't have any interest because he was someone that I could see myself really having a crush on. And it's also been a long time since I feel like I've known how to be on a date, and so maybe that's just even more reason than I need to go on one.

That is a really good point, and I will actually be doing that. I I just didn't very I didn't have any interest because he was someone that I could see myself really having a crush on. And it's also been a long time since I feel like I've known how to be on a date, and so maybe that's just even more reason than I need to go on one.

Yeah, I'm I'm at the point now where I won't like like, I'm like, I want my partner as soon as I see well, Okay, if people put open but looking like for a primary meaning like they believe in like non monogamy, but they don't have a primary partner, my mind goes, Okay, I'll convince them otherwise. Exact, I'm like, I'll tell this I'll be so great that this person will be like I don't even need to be open like you're all I need.

Yeah, I'm I'm at the point now where I won't like like, I'm like, I want my partner as soon as I see well, Okay, if people put open but looking like for a primary meaning like they believe in like non monogamy, but they don't have a primary partner, my mind goes, Okay, I'll convince them otherwise. Exact, I'm like, I'll tell this I'll be so great that this person will be like I don't even need to be open like you're all I need.

I literally thought this guy will leave his poly partner for me and it'd be like, I'm actually believe in monogamy now.

I literally thought this guy will leave his poly partner for me and it'd be like, I'm actually believe in monogamy now.

And Carol, it happens every day. It really happens every day. So let me tell you that that is not a lost cause.

And Carol, it happens every day. It really happens every day. So let me tell you that that is not a lost cause.

I'll think about it. But you know what, I'm also in the mood where I am tired. I have always been tired of been times since I was thirteen years old. So I am gonna wait for someone to reach out to me. And that may not seem girl power, that may not seem women in stem, that may not seem girl boss, but what I have pursued so many people, and since I'm not even sure how much energy I want to put into a relationship or I have to put into a relationship, my current relationship ideal is someone who pursues me first, and that is just what I'm looking for. I need someone to be obsessed with me. But yes, all of the men have long hair, long ratty hair. If they all had short hair, I can't even tell you how attractive these men would be like they would it would be crazy. But because of my level of sexual frustration, I have now decided that all men, except for Chase, who is an eighteen year old, he's giving like eighteen year olds like conservative vibes for whatever reason. His personality is the rare thing where a handsome man has a personality that makes him unattractive. I am attracted to all of the men on board, including Captain Glenn, who I have thought sexually about.

I'll think about it. But you know what, I'm also in the mood where I am tired. I have always been tired of been times since I was thirteen years old. So I am gonna wait for someone to reach out to me. And that may not seem girl power, that may not seem women in stem, that may not seem girl boss, but what I have pursued so many people, and since I'm not even sure how much energy I want to put into a relationship or I have to put into a relationship, my current relationship ideal is someone who pursues me first, and that is just what I'm looking for. I need someone to be obsessed with me. But yes, all of the men have long hair, long ratty hair. If they all had short hair, I can't even tell you how attractive these men would be like they would it would be crazy. But because of my level of sexual frustration, I have now decided that all men, except for Chase, who is an eighteen year old, he's giving like eighteen year olds like conservative vibes for whatever reason. His personality is the rare thing where a handsome man has a personality that makes him unattractive. I am attracted to all of the men on board, including Captain Glenn, who I have thought sexually about.

And he's like five to three.

And he's like five to three.

He has five three. I don't even care. I'm like this. The fact that he's a captain is hot. And when he gets angry, I think.

He has five three. I don't even care. I'm like this. The fact that he's a captain is hot. And when he gets angry, I think.

When he split up the fight. I loved that. When he was like, oh second, so we'll get to Agro on board. You're getting thrown off the boat.

When he split up the fight. I loved that. When he was like, oh second, so we'll get to Agro on board. You're getting thrown off the boat.

I was like, Okay, you're amazing. So to go back to period gate, Gary, who again is like the dog you know, wile E coyote, totally drunk, totally always has a hand on a woman in some way, in some ways, always touching a woman. Yes, goes after this girl. Mads, Mads and Lucy. It took me about six episodes to be able to tell them apart.

I was like, Okay, you're amazing. So to go back to period gate, Gary, who again is like the dog you know, wile E coyote, totally drunk, totally always has a hand on a woman in some way, in some ways, always touching a woman. Yes, goes after this girl. Mads, Mads and Lucy. It took me about six episodes to be able to tell them apart.

They're just love them so much.

They're just love them so much.

They're great. They're great, They're great. There they are you know a wave of feminism? I don't always are.

They're great. They're great, They're great. There they are you know a wave of feminism? I don't always are.

They're so fun.

They're so fun.

I love They're basically a love island transplants of these, like gorgeous hot blondes with huge tits who are super positive, work together really well, and super evolved sexually. Mads knows she's hooking up with Gary. She's not taking them seriously. She's kind of like, yeah, I could screw this whole crew if I wanted to. Again, like, I'm all of our feelings are positive. What happens is and if you don't watch below deck, this is all you need to know. She hooks. She's been hooking up with Gary. On one episode, one night, he goes down on her through a series of miscommunication, me that at one point her other crush Alex, is laying on her and he says, why are you so bloated? Normal thing for a man to say to a female, and she goes, shut up, I'm on my period and he goes, oh, and she goes just kidding. Either he doesn't hear the just kidding part or thinks she is on her period, tells Colin that another hot guy. Colin, you need to Colin then tells Gary. Gary acts like someone just told him about a terrorist attack, like he is up in action, then goes up to Mad's confronts her in front of her fellow Love Island, you know, uh, potential castmate lay Stacey, and he goes, are you on your period? And she goes, what, And he goes, I just thought you'd have the decency to tell me before I went down on you last night. Lucy looks horrible. She's literally like oh, and Mad's goes, no, I'm not and it is and he goes, oh, okay, well and storms off, and then he's upset because quote unquote he looks like an idiot in front of her. Is upset that Alex told him. She goes, I think he would be able to tell it's so crazy, and then in his talking head he's like, I just thought she would tell me before we got freaky. Okay. That means that he thinks going down to a woman is like a freaky thing to do, which is a deal breaker if I've ever heard one. Okay, I remember the first time my high school boyfriend went down on me, and it was like you could act like you could see that he was acting like he was doing the most craziest, like most like selfless thing, and it wasn't even good. So I was like, no, no, and now I have to pretend that I like this because like you clearly think you're doing me the world's biggest fucking favor.

I love They're basically a love island transplants of these, like gorgeous hot blondes with huge tits who are super positive, work together really well, and super evolved sexually. Mads knows she's hooking up with Gary. She's not taking them seriously. She's kind of like, yeah, I could screw this whole crew if I wanted to. Again, like, I'm all of our feelings are positive. What happens is and if you don't watch below deck, this is all you need to know. She hooks. She's been hooking up with Gary. On one episode, one night, he goes down on her through a series of miscommunication, me that at one point her other crush Alex, is laying on her and he says, why are you so bloated? Normal thing for a man to say to a female, and she goes, shut up, I'm on my period and he goes, oh, and she goes just kidding. Either he doesn't hear the just kidding part or thinks she is on her period, tells Colin that another hot guy. Colin, you need to Colin then tells Gary. Gary acts like someone just told him about a terrorist attack, like he is up in action, then goes up to Mad's confronts her in front of her fellow Love Island, you know, uh, potential castmate lay Stacey, and he goes, are you on your period? And she goes, what, And he goes, I just thought you'd have the decency to tell me before I went down on you last night. Lucy looks horrible. She's literally like oh, and Mad's goes, no, I'm not and it is and he goes, oh, okay, well and storms off, and then he's upset because quote unquote he looks like an idiot in front of her. Is upset that Alex told him. She goes, I think he would be able to tell it's so crazy, and then in his talking head he's like, I just thought she would tell me before we got freaky. Okay. That means that he thinks going down to a woman is like a freaky thing to do, which is a deal breaker if I've ever heard one. Okay, I remember the first time my high school boyfriend went down on me, and it was like you could act like you could see that he was acting like he was doing the most craziest, like most like selfless thing, and it wasn't even good. So I was like, no, no, and now I have to pretend that I like this because like you clearly think you're doing me the world's biggest fucking favor.

So two showings of two displays of excellent adult boundaries in this situation was afterwards. Mad's and Lucy's response. Instead of starting it like a drama thing like being like, all right, let's march back across the boat, let's confront him whatever, they're just like, oh my god, he's so dumb, Like this is exactly why I'm so sick of him and sick of this boat whatever, Like he sucks, and move on with their day. And then Alex Gary goes to Alex to like talk shit, and he's like, I can't believe you told me that, blah blah blah this, And then I went and like made an idiot myself, and Alex is like, oh, that's on you, Like, if you went and talked to her about it, that was your decision, that's not my decision.

So two showings of two displays of excellent adult boundaries in this situation was afterwards. Mad's and Lucy's response. Instead of starting it like a drama thing like being like, all right, let's march back across the boat, let's confront him whatever, they're just like, oh my god, he's so dumb, Like this is exactly why I'm so sick of him and sick of this boat whatever, Like he sucks, and move on with their day. And then Alex Gary goes to Alex to like talk shit, and he's like, I can't believe you told me that, blah blah blah this, And then I went and like made an idiot myself, and Alex is like, oh, that's on you, Like, if you went and talked to her about it, that was your decision, that's not my decision.

He was like, I didn't say Anything's like upset you?

He was like, I didn't say Anything's like upset you?

Yeah, you just got upset because you're weird Okay, another thing. This is the number one selling point of Blowdeck Sailing Yacht. How could you not choose to watch a television show where a season long story arc is that two people want to hook up with each other, Mad's and Alex, but one can't make a move, Alex because he gets so fucking wasted every single night that he falls asleep, like he falls asleep in the Hot show. It's like from night one, she's like hot and he's like Madge's hot, but then like he passes out in the hot tub.

Yeah, you just got upset because you're weird Okay, another thing. This is the number one selling point of Blowdeck Sailing Yacht. How could you not choose to watch a television show where a season long story arc is that two people want to hook up with each other, Mad's and Alex, but one can't make a move, Alex because he gets so fucking wasted every single night that he falls asleep, like he falls asleep in the Hot show. It's like from night one, she's like hot and he's like Madge's hot, but then like he passes out in the hot tub.

He passes out and she says, I literally just need to take care of myself, which I could not identify with more as someone who's like I'm getting laid tonight, Like it's not it's it's.

He passes out and she says, I literally just need to take care of myself, which I could not identify with more as someone who's like I'm getting laid tonight, Like it's not it's it's.

Well, I guess I'll have sex with Gary then, but I just like wish Alex would make a move. And then one of my favorite moments is the fact that Alex this every season of Sailing Lot, someone has to share a cabin with Glenn, and it's like so upsetting to even think that Glenn has to be subject to these fucking like crazy people. So Alex is sharing with Glenn, and at one point he's really drunk, and he takes a sip of his water bottle and he thinks he's putting it on the side table and he puts it on and Glenn and and then he goes whoa. Glenn's like, whoa, what was that? And he doesn't Alex doesn't say. He just like sways back. He aoks like.

Well, I guess I'll have sex with Gary then, but I just like wish Alex would make a move. And then one of my favorite moments is the fact that Alex this every season of Sailing Lot, someone has to share a cabin with Glenn, and it's like so upsetting to even think that Glenn has to be subject to these fucking like crazy people. So Alex is sharing with Glenn, and at one point he's really drunk, and he takes a sip of his water bottle and he thinks he's putting it on the side table and he puts it on and Glenn and and then he goes whoa. Glenn's like, whoa, what was that? And he doesn't Alex doesn't say. He just like sways back. He aoks like.

He's offering it to him, and Glenn is like, what is this glood I.

He's offering it to him, and Glenn is like, what is this glood I.

Said so yes, as Carolina, Well, I don't know if you said this, but it is.

Said so yes, as Carolina, Well, I don't know if you said this, but it is.

Like it's a frustrating show because you're watching so many errands done, and it's it's as if vander Pump we were watching the kitchen.

Like it's a frustrating show because you're watching so many errands done, and it's it's as if vander Pump we were watching the kitchen.

I don't give a fuck about provision to move past. They're picking up cereal boxes they can't even eat. Okay, I care about launderie. I don't care that you have.

I don't give a fuck about provision to move past. They're picking up cereal boxes they can't even eat. Okay, I care about launderie. I don't care that you have.

I don't care they have to get their rooms ready and they're fucking disgusting. I actually wish you would show me less about.

I don't care they have to get their rooms ready and they're fucking disgusting. I actually wish you would show me less about.

The I like disgusting. I like seeing how discussing they are.

The I like disgusting. I like seeing how discussing they are.

It actually made me almost physically sick. Like the one episode where the gay threattle was a highlight for me in terms of hijinks, like there was a gay threutle on board, and they literally with the mom of one of their friends is going, you deserve better to a husband, and the husband's going and if he divorces me, he'll take me for everything. I'm just like, what is going on? I loved that, But how dirty they kept their cabins made me almost throw up.

It actually made me almost physically sick. Like the one episode where the gay threattle was a highlight for me in terms of hijinks, like there was a gay threutle on board, and they literally with the mom of one of their friends is going, you deserve better to a husband, and the husband's going and if he divorces me, he'll take me for everything. I'm just like, what is going on? I loved that, But how dirty they kept their cabins made me almost throw up.

No, that was upsetting, But you.

No, that was upsetting, But you.

Have to watch through it so they can get there, you know, one two nights on the boat where they can get wasted and hook up with each other, and the beautiful you know, the real love story, the real love triangle to me through all of this, and the real feminist hero was Daisy. Yeah thing, I'll name my daughter after her, who had had sex with Gary and she's clearly I was like, I'm so jealous of Daisy. She is Basically it's public record that Daisy must be amazing in bed, because Gary is like, having sex with you was amazing, and she's like, you are such a fucking maron and it's all great. So basically, Gary has had sex with her, is completely upset because now her in Colin have like a good thing going. It's very soon steady to use a ship term. I believe it. She use the sailing storm. They are so cute. There's it's very real, you can tell there's like real tenderness. He's kind of soft spoken. It's she finally has to tell him that here and Gary had sex and he has to leave the room and he's like, I'm just so confused. But Gary this whole time is like motor boating her in front of Colin, just grabbing her non stop, and in front of Mads as well, and she basically tells him you only I wanted you. I invited you to stay with me in London. You said no, you only want me now because you cannot have me.

Have to watch through it so they can get there, you know, one two nights on the boat where they can get wasted and hook up with each other, and the beautiful you know, the real love story, the real love triangle to me through all of this, and the real feminist hero was Daisy. Yeah thing, I'll name my daughter after her, who had had sex with Gary and she's clearly I was like, I'm so jealous of Daisy. She is Basically it's public record that Daisy must be amazing in bed, because Gary is like, having sex with you was amazing, and she's like, you are such a fucking maron and it's all great. So basically, Gary has had sex with her, is completely upset because now her in Colin have like a good thing going. It's very soon steady to use a ship term. I believe it. She use the sailing storm. They are so cute. There's it's very real, you can tell there's like real tenderness. He's kind of soft spoken. It's she finally has to tell him that here and Gary had sex and he has to leave the room and he's like, I'm just so confused. But Gary this whole time is like motor boating her in front of Colin, just grabbing her non stop, and in front of Mads as well, and she basically tells him you only I wanted you. I invited you to stay with me in London. You said no, you only want me now because you cannot have me.

Yea.

Yea.

I think objectively, it takes a very strong person to do that. If you had been rejected by someone and they suddenly want you back and are so public about it, it takes so much evolved non primal brain to be like no, no, no, no, no no no, like I'm not letting you do this. I'm not letting you mess up this relationship because I know for me personally, what I would want is to fix the equation and be like yeah, like of course you want me back, Okay, I'm going to like now have sex with you, so that like in my brain, the power dynamic is restored. But she's smart and she knows that that's just going that she has. She was like, I have something really healthy with Colin, is what she says. And Colin is just really really really attractive and his tattoos are absolutely ridiculously hot.

I think objectively, it takes a very strong person to do that. If you had been rejected by someone and they suddenly want you back and are so public about it, it takes so much evolved non primal brain to be like no, no, no, no, no no no, like I'm not letting you do this. I'm not letting you mess up this relationship because I know for me personally, what I would want is to fix the equation and be like yeah, like of course you want me back, Okay, I'm going to like now have sex with you, so that like in my brain, the power dynamic is restored. But she's smart and she knows that that's just going that she has. She was like, I have something really healthy with Colin, is what she says. And Colin is just really really really attractive and his tattoos are absolutely ridiculously hot.

I know. But then I hated the reality, the dose of reality at the end when she's like, well, he's going back to live on his sailboat that he rebuilt, and I'm going back on other charter. Like I'm like, wait, these people's lives are crazy, Like just be normal and go on a date. But that's not the way it's going to be. But I loved what Lucy said in the finale because every other season there there has been like the Stews the Stewards, which is usually the females on the boat, like getting drama with each other, like fight with each other. Season three has some crazy drama like that. But this season I love that Lucy said none of the girls had any drama the whole season. The chef Alicia also was like so fun and cool, no drama. Love her. Her biggest flaw is that she likes Chase. Other than that she's perfect.

I know. But then I hated the reality, the dose of reality at the end when she's like, well, he's going back to live on his sailboat that he rebuilt, and I'm going back on other charter. Like I'm like, wait, these people's lives are crazy, Like just be normal and go on a date. But that's not the way it's going to be. But I loved what Lucy said in the finale because every other season there there has been like the Stews the Stewards, which is usually the females on the boat, like getting drama with each other, like fight with each other. Season three has some crazy drama like that. But this season I love that Lucy said none of the girls had any drama the whole season. The chef Alicia also was like so fun and cool, no drama. Love her. Her biggest flaw is that she likes Chase. Other than that she's perfect.

That was the only red flag for Lesia. And actually, I also want to say something with the male gaze, which is that Alisha's ass is out of control. I saw harderbathing student. I meanly was like, I don't know what I can do to imitate this.

That was the only red flag for Lesia. And actually, I also want to say something with the male gaze, which is that Alisha's ass is out of control. I saw harderbathing student. I meanly was like, I don't know what I can do to imitate this.

No, nothing, I can't be done. Nothing can they can be done?

No, nothing, I can't be done. Nothing can they can be done?

I mean shots, ass shots. You know, I'm not opposed to that. The amount of plastic surgery videos I've sent to Devon saying is it okay if I get this, and Devon has responded with no, have been upwards of three No. Yeah.

I mean shots, ass shots. You know, I'm not opposed to that. The amount of plastic surgery videos I've sent to Devon saying is it okay if I get this, and Devon has responded with no, have been upwards of three No. Yeah.

I think I think they're all gorgeous, gorgeous girls, and I think they're all trash trash med except for Alex and Colin. I also think it's interesting there's been many seasons, like people do the men do not like working for Gary, but Glenn keeps him on. I guess for his like the fact that he's a character on the show. But every season like he has drama with his subordinates and people think he's an asshole. So I wonder what will happen next season. Also, there is a reunion. They were like almost wasn't one, but then it became so popular this season that they're gonna do one, and I'm really really scared, but also excited to see if Colin and Daisy ended up together.

I think I think they're all gorgeous, gorgeous girls, and I think they're all trash trash med except for Alex and Colin. I also think it's interesting there's been many seasons, like people do the men do not like working for Gary, but Glenn keeps him on. I guess for his like the fact that he's a character on the show. But every season like he has drama with his subordinates and people think he's an asshole. So I wonder what will happen next season. Also, there is a reunion. They were like almost wasn't one, but then it became so popular this season that they're gonna do one, and I'm really really scared, but also excited to see if Colin and Daisy ended up together.

I'm scared too. I don't like my dreams to be shattered. Yeah bye bye. By that bitch capital our reality.

I'm scared too. I don't like my dreams to be shattered. Yeah bye bye. By that bitch capital our reality.

I mean I love that bitch. And by that bitch capital our reality, I mean the reality that Bravo presents to me. That's true, and that's why therefore, henceforth, I cannot wait for tonight, which is the premiere of Roney two point zero, Real House, Eyes of New York, New Generation, and also tomorrow night Below Deck Reunion, Real Houseies of OC is honestly giving this season. It's good drama, Tamra's back, Tamra and Shannon love to see it.

I mean I love that bitch. And by that bitch capital our reality, I mean the reality that Bravo presents to me. That's true, and that's why therefore, henceforth, I cannot wait for tonight, which is the premiere of Roney two point zero, Real House, Eyes of New York, New Generation, and also tomorrow night Below Deck Reunion, Real Houseies of OC is honestly giving this season. It's good drama, Tamra's back, Tamra and Shannon love to see it.

And then we have some behind the scenes updates. For instance, there was a video of the cast E Potomac getting into a physical brawl somewhere. Couldn't be more excited, could not be more excited. And we also have a Dumoa tip that Standobal and Lisa were screaming at each other at Sir had to be physically torn apart by security filming had to go down, which is we all know the best things that happen in these reality shows are not being filmed. Like for all that we are given, there's more that has been taken away from us.

And then we have some behind the scenes updates. For instance, there was a video of the cast E Potomac getting into a physical brawl somewhere. Couldn't be more excited, could not be more excited. And we also have a Dumoa tip that Standobal and Lisa were screaming at each other at Sir had to be physically torn apart by security filming had to go down, which is we all know the best things that happen in these reality shows are not being filmed. Like for all that we are given, there's more that has been taken away from us.

I know what. I kind of like when they're like this new thing with Kyle and Marisio's separation in which is like happening in the vein of scandaval where they're like actually going to continue.

I know what. I kind of like when they're like this new thing with Kyle and Marisio's separation in which is like happening in the vein of scandaval where they're like actually going to continue.

Filming, cameras will be turned back on. I love that. That's a really good one. Do we think about that? I mean, obviously that's real. Do do we think he.

Filming, cameras will be turned back on. I love that. That's a really good one. Do we think about that? I mean, obviously that's real. Do do we think he.

Was so confused? I have no idea. Like so, I saw a clip with or an interview with Erica Jane today and she was saying, by the way, she could not be happier to be out of the drama spotlight.

Was so confused? I have no idea. Like so, I saw a clip with or an interview with Erica Jane today and she was saying, by the way, she could not be happier to be out of the drama spotlight.

I was gonna say she could not be more on Ozempic.

I was gonna say she could not be more on Ozempic.

She also couldn't be more on Ozempic. But she was saying they have they are not split. They've been having problems that we will see unfolding the season. It's been really hard for them and she wants Kyle to be able to speak for her own story. I also think it's interesting Kyle just celebrated a year of not drinking. Interesting things are changing for her. She's having a metamorphosis. She's also probably on ozembic. I don't know's there's Oh yeah, there's a lot going on. But one of my favorite details has been that, like, Kyle didn't post any pictures of Mauricio for Father's Day or something, but he comments on all her instagrams and says like, you look amazing, babes, so hot, you look perfect. And she hasn't even liked any of the comments that he left, which I'm like, uh.

She also couldn't be more on Ozempic. But she was saying they have they are not split. They've been having problems that we will see unfolding the season. It's been really hard for them and she wants Kyle to be able to speak for her own story. I also think it's interesting Kyle just celebrated a year of not drinking. Interesting things are changing for her. She's having a metamorphosis. She's also probably on ozembic. I don't know's there's Oh yeah, there's a lot going on. But one of my favorite details has been that, like, Kyle didn't post any pictures of Mauricio for Father's Day or something, but he comments on all her instagrams and says like, you look amazing, babes, so hot, you look perfect. And she hasn't even liked any of the comments that he left, which I'm like, uh.

Oh, sorry. But we know everything we need to know about Maratio in that he follows Trump, Ivanka, Mike Pence, all those motherfuckers on Instagram. We know that he's a trumper. We know that she isn't.

Oh, sorry. But we know everything we need to know about Maratio in that he follows Trump, Ivanka, Mike Pence, all those motherfuckers on Instagram. We know that he's a trumper. We know that she isn't.

When your wife is gay, it's hard to be a trumper.

When your wife is gay, it's hard to be a trumper.

So Tracy Morrissey, who's a really great historian, journalist, social media and cultural historian, and I would say investigator. She is the one who found out that Dane Cook had been having game nights for fourteen year olds. She is the one who compiled all of Jamil Jamil's Munchausen's claims or not claims, but you know illness claims that kind of add up to be Munchausen's. And she also pulled together you know the fact that Kyle has there's gay vibes.

So Tracy Morrissey, who's a really great historian, journalist, social media and cultural historian, and I would say investigator. She is the one who found out that Dane Cook had been having game nights for fourteen year olds. She is the one who compiled all of Jamil Jamil's Munchausen's claims or not claims, but you know illness claims that kind of add up to be Munchausen's. And she also pulled together you know the fact that Kyle has there's gay vibes.

Yeah, so go to her profile for more info.

Yeah, so go to her profile for more info.

But it is a joy. There is a joy, that is for sure. Someone was excited about Beverly Hills and I explained to them that there was this theory that Kyle was had a girlfriend, and they were flabbergasted. And I was like, this is when society fails us. This is when the government fails us. We need to make sure this information is more readily available. This is why the COVID vaccine. You know, it took a while for it to get everyone vaccine. It took a while for everyone to know how COVID spread. Like, information needs to go out there.

But it is a joy. There is a joy, that is for sure. Someone was excited about Beverly Hills and I explained to them that there was this theory that Kyle was had a girlfriend, and they were flabbergasted. And I was like, this is when society fails us. This is when the government fails us. We need to make sure this information is more readily available. This is why the COVID vaccine. You know, it took a while for it to get everyone vaccine. It took a while for everyone to know how COVID spread. Like, information needs to go out there.

Information is currency and needs to go out there, needs.

Information is currency and needs to go out there, needs.

To go out there. That is so true. Who do you hook up with? Okay, I say this, who do you hook up with on your yacht?

To go out there. That is so true. Who do you hook up with? Okay, I say this, who do you hook up with on your yacht?

Oh? Like, out of anyone in the world.

Oh? Like, out of anyone in the world.

No, no, the out of the crew, Oh okay, on the paraphile paras Okay. I unfortunately think I accidentally hook up with Gary one night. Like if I'm looking at my own track record, I would totally go for Colin, but I would get frustrated by how slow he would be probably or he wouldn't be forward enough for me, and so I would just like hook up with Gary because he would probably touch me once and I would be like, Okay, I guess we're dating.

No, no, the out of the crew, Oh okay, on the paraphile paras Okay. I unfortunately think I accidentally hook up with Gary one night. Like if I'm looking at my own track record, I would totally go for Colin, but I would get frustrated by how slow he would be probably or he wouldn't be forward enough for me, and so I would just like hook up with Gary because he would probably touch me once and I would be like, Okay, I guess we're dating.

I agree with for myself, I can totally see myself ending up in the hot tub with Gary. Also, it should be stated for the record that I did follow the whole cast on Instagram, and Gary did when I followed him like two of my.

I agree with for myself, I can totally see myself ending up in the hot tub with Gary. Also, it should be stated for the record that I did follow the whole cast on Instagram, and Gary did when I followed him like two of my.

Posts shut the fuck up.

Posts shut the fuck up.

She did, and that was the end of that story.

She did, and that was the end of that story.

But no, that is the beginning of your Lifetivan.

But no, that is the beginning of your Lifetivan.

But I think I would have a threesome with Chase and Alicia and I would just repeatedly.

But I think I would have a threesome with Chase and Alicia and I would just repeatedly.

I don't know if Alicia is that cool, I would like, I love her. Don't get me wrong, I think she is that like I for me, female wise, she was the Her and Lucy are probably like the two hottest girls to me.

I don't know if Alicia is that cool, I would like, I love her. Don't get me wrong, I think she is that like I for me, female wise, she was the Her and Lucy are probably like the two hottest girls to me.

I know Lucy like was so not trying to hook up the whole time.

I know Lucy like was so not trying to hook up the whole time.

Sports Illustrated model, I know.

Sports Illustrated model, I know.

But why was she so not trying to hook up?

But why was she so not trying to hook up?

Like she didn't give a found out she was just not giving those vibes.

Like she didn't give a found out she was just not giving those vibes.

She was I'm gonna show my hast on the street and for fun, but I don't give a fuck about anything else.

She was I'm gonna show my hast on the street and for fun, but I don't give a fuck about anything else.

And like I love Chase is like can we take a shot between your boobs? And she was fuck off?

And like I love Chase is like can we take a shot between your boobs? And she was fuck off?

All the girls were really I know, eighth wave, eighth wave. Man, it's really a show about feminism, below deck sailing yet more like blow deck go worio sign sailing feminism by the way, have you been watching and just like that this season?

All the girls were really I know, eighth wave, eighth wave. Man, it's really a show about feminism, below deck sailing yet more like blow deck go worio sign sailing feminism by the way, have you been watching and just like that this season?

I I can't. I have not been in a place where I need bad TV that badly yet, so I have not gone there yet.