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A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing. 

Do not double dip. I am a gecko.

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A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing.&nbsp;
Do not double dip. I am a gecko.
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“IS IT IMMORAL TO HAVE KIDS?”

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A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence. 

It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence.&nbsp;
It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko.
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“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”

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A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware.

Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko.

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A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware.
Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko.
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“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST”

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A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people.

Take a number. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people.
Take a number. I am a gecko.
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“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED”

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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease. 

Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling. 

Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease.&nbsp;
Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling.&nbsp;
Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.
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“MY WIFE RAN AWAY” 

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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.

That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.
That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.
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“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR”

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A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of.

Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me. 

This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they&rsquo;ve always dreamed of.
Later a photographer&rsquo;s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me.&nbsp;
This is best Wendy&rsquo;s bathroom in town. I am a gecko.
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“LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE”

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In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect.

Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels.

These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko.

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In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they&rsquo;ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect.
Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, starting a Beyblade tournament, and hostel travels.
These KitKats taste like pennies. I am a gecko.
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“I NEED TO BE PERFECT”

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While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship. 

Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad’s trucking company.

We voted to skip your turn. I am a gecko.

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While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship.&nbsp;
Afterwards a caller&rsquo;s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts her, and a very pleasant final caller plans to take over his dad&rsquo;s trucking company.
We voted to skip your turn. I am a gecko.
GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a>
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“THE PRESSURE IS MOUNTING” 

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A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner. 

It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko.

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A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner.&nbsp;
It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko.
GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a>
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“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI” 

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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

Therapy Gecko

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