



“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends. I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko. GET BO…

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“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people. We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: t…

"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and we discuss the impact of his chaotic lifestyle and how he might change his future. Time to go t…

GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other…

“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does. Imagine a dog. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe…

GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his social life, a judgmental girlfriend, a timid man with 3 girlfriends, and other stuff written by real…

“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. Afterwards a caller has a long-winded breakup with a friend, and a final caller tries to escape…

“I ESCAPED DARK TIMES”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller figures out their life after retiring from military service in Alaska, and I read viewer mail about porn parodies, reptiles, and casinos. Time to sit down for a …

“I CAN’T TRUST MY BABY MAMA”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read viewer mail about a thirst for revenge. This is the wrong address for Popeyes. I am a gecko. …