THE ICE CREAM QUEEN
A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should join the military. Everything will maybe be fine. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko li…
FLYING LOTUS TALKS TO PEOPLE AS A GECKO
I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos. We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagues. We also talk to each other about UFOs and ET other cool stuff. It was fun. You’ll have fun. I…
“I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”
After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate. Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a final caller ponders how procrastinating is preventing them from locking in on their voice acting…
“I GHOSTED MY GF”
A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend. I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko. Tickets …
“I’M LOOKING FOR MEANING”
A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth. Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a final caller contracts an Victorian disease. I think someone is at the door. I am a gecko. Tic…
“I WALKED ACROSS JAPAN”
A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.) Then a final caller speaks about how his fracturing friend group has ignited some existential dread that he may …
GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”
Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these…
“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”
A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. Tickets f…
“WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL”
A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together. Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain. Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko. Ticket…
GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR”
Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing i…