Therapy Gecko
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.Social links:
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“IS IT IMMORAL TO HAVE KIDS?”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing. Do not double dip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/…
1:13:29
“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence. It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLL…
1:09:04
“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware. Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can …
1:14:22
“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people. Take a number. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https:…
1:01:59
“MY WIFE RAN AWAY”
COME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease. Later a caller navigates a series of toxic frien…
1:02:16
“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life. That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko. GET BONUS…
1:10:21
“LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of. Later a photographer’s cat is stolen and a final caller ponders history with me. This is best Wendy’s bathroom in town. I am a g…
1:09:51
“I NEED TO BE PERFECT”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfect. Afterwards we read geckmail about the pros and cons of spending $60k to live out of a bus, sta…
1:16:37
“THE PRESSURE IS MOUNTING”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relationship. Afterwards a caller’s wife confronts him with a list of everything he does that exhausts h…
1:15:14
“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner. It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become strong…
1:14:23