Therapy Gecko
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.Social links:
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“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths. This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko. G…
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“I JUST TOOK 40 SHOTS OF FIREBALL”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more. Put the cap back on the thing plea…
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“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on da…
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“MY DAD IS BEING A JERK”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom is actively cheating on her dad, a caller is chased at a 24 hour coffee shop, and a final caller and I get into it about travel stuff. Watch out for tr…
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“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searches for the American dream, and we read a viewer mail story of enemies becoming friends. I place a card facedown and end my turn. I am a gecko. GET BO…
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I am going back on tour!
GET TICKETS HERE: therapygeckotour.com MAY 3RD SAN DIEGO CA MAY 6TH LOS ANGELES CA JUNE 4TH SAN FRANCISCO CA JUNE 5TH PORTLAND OR JUNE 6TH SEATTLE WA JUNE 7TH VANCOUVER BC JUNE 9TH MINNEAPOLIS MN JUNE 18TH CLEVELAND OH JUNE 20TH PITTSBURGH PA JUNE 21ST CHARLOTTE NC AUGUST 18TH MADISON WI…
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“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice guy. After that a caller tries to find less exhausting ways to connect with people. We are going to ford the river. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: t…
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"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin Laden’s car through his association with the Taliban, and we discuss the impact of his chaotic lifestyle and how he might change his future. Time to go t…
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GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate, a woman who left her crazy religion and changed her life after no longer fearing god, a writer living with her wild grandmother, a nice walk, and other…
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“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the way he does. Imagine a dog. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe…
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