Therapy Gecko
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.Social links:
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“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag." The printer is jammed. I am a gecko. Get notified for wh…
1:07:03
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself. This bathroom is for employees only. I…
1:10:02
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic. We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had…
1:29:06
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire extinguisher in your house in case there is an emergency. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I com…
1:21:08
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer. It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@…
1:12:17
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode. Does anyo…
1:23:54
“I’M AN ESCORT”
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law. Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygec…
1:24:30
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or not to leave behind their life in remote Appalachia, and we read some viewer mail. Please tell me …
1:12:10
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET…
1:12:11
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”
A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOG…
1:19:33