Therapy Gecko
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.Social links:
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GECKMAIL: “SHOULD I SHIT ON THEIR FLOOR?”
Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these…
1:07:55
“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”
A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. Tickets f…
56:41
“WE RAN AWAY TO PORTUGAL”
A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together. Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain. Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko. Ticket…
1:04:54
GECKMAIL: “I’M CASTING A SPELL ON MY NEIGHBOR”
Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing i…
1:19:42
“I’M HOLDING IT TOGETHER FOR MY KIDS”
A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace. It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a g…
51:19
READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone)
Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarr…
1:35:52
OCD AND SKATEBOARDING
A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard. Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation. Break your mirror. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now …
59:13
“I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA”
A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around …
54:05
“DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE”
A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment. Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s. Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Geck…
1:01:13
THE BENADRYL GNOME
A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life. Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a t…
51:21