This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Coraeli, Sebastian, menascalco pe Basket. It's Jimmy from Boston Biscuit. You cannot allow yourself to get that high of a just one poke at a joint, kid, I mean you were too high for the streets a day after Next time, splash a little water on your face, eat a cheeseburger and handle your business up. Well back, Baby, Pete and Sebastian show. All right, I'm yelling, all right, yelling, what's up? Sebastian. How are you last? Talk to me? Man? I mean, what's up? What's up? It's Tuesday, eighty three degrees here in beautiful sunny California. I just got back from a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Um, I don't know if you know him? Wow man, Yeah, from DreamWorks, right, one of those DreamWorks, Big big three Hollywood. So nice to meet him. And now I'm settled in my chair and I'm relaxed. I am. I got a couple of shows tonight at the comedy store. What is in town? Coming to the comedy store tonight with Baby? I think I don't know if he's bringing his brothers or whatnot. But uh, A Lot Trilogy is in Los Angeles for I think a commercial. He's here for two weeks and we're trying to hook up. Uh so yeah, that's where I'm at. Um, what's going on? Wow? Holy, what's going on? Man? I mean, we gotta we gotta address that, like what like not what you said? But before the show started, you understand what I'm saying. Right before the show started Folk Sebastian, she had a story with lou and I had. He hasn't gotten clearance nor he might not get clearance to tell it was great story, Holy gosh. Anyway, so uh then after that story, we started off the show now hoping maybe we can put that story in. But the story was so good, it's like the year what do you Got? I just wanted to lay it down because it was fresh in my head and it happened yesterday, So I just wanted to lay the beats of it down. I didn't want to retell that at a later date because I would have missed some of the nuance of it. But it's one of these that we have in the archives, and if I get the okay to share that, I will done. Definitely put that up, but as of now it is in the bank, signed, sealed and locked up. You're going out, well watch tonight for steak or hanging out of one. I don't think it's gonna be a big hang. I got a big day tomorrow. But he's here for two weeks, so hopefully we could uh have him over to the house for some food and U and fun, although he's traveling with his personal chef. Wow, I got to keep the machine going tight. Man. You see no credit just because you're bringing up what I'm thinking of sports. I reminded me I had written down here crazy not crazy. But this morning, I'm in my driveway and I'm using the power wash. I got some oil stains, and a car pulls up in my driveway and I just assume it's Jackie, so I give the wave, like just leave it there. I don't come any further, and there's a lighthawk and I look up and it's my old basketball coach. Remember I told you he's he lives in town when I when I played college hoops here said that, yeah in the past. Show So my old basketball coach when I was in college still lives in town and is the a D of the college. So once in a while he waved when he drives by. You know, I haven't talked to him a long time. So it pulls in my driveway and waves and he doesn't get out, but he calls me over and I walk a coach? How you don't want to still call him coach? You know? Oh god? I think that's what it is when you play a college sport. Though it's like, yeah, the coach is coach. I mean I see it all the time now, Like Bobby Hurley is still gonna call Saszewski coach. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like if he was once your coach and then you're not on the team anymore, do you still call the guy coach? I do, But if you want to make fun of me, I think that's very funny. You can, I mean, loude don't just find it? What weird that? Like? Why doesn't it go? What's his name? Do you know a little closest thing there was sport louisvi play was swinging a fly swatter in his kitchen. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Can I call him coach. No, he wasn't your coach. But I want to know, is that he's a coach. No, he's not a coach anymore. He was never your coach. Has nothing to do with you. It's my dad. You can call my dad dad. No, it's not your dad. This guy was my coach, guy, my bartender in town. We all call him coach now. It's not a cheers reference. That's just what we call him because he coached for so many years. Out of respect. Coach, you're doing more of a bar cheese thing. But you really, if he wasn't your coach, it's not your place to be called him coach unless unless he's still a coach. Is he still a coach? Yes, but in a lesser level anyway. So he pulls up. Now I said he's still the a D And right away he starts talking n C. I'm done. I'm not I'm sorry, I'm not done with the coach thing. What is the guy's name? His name is Greg, Greg Prete. So if you didn't call him Greg, what what would you call him? Mr? Peal? No? What I mean? I would guess i'd call him Greg if I wasn't gonna go a coach. But it just seems like you call him Greg. You're just wiping away all those years of coaching me, like that never happened. Oh man, if I saw my soccer coach in high school, it would be Mr Peterson, as it should be. Guy, you never made it to the collegiate. I was all, come, friends, what you still got a plaque floating around at a family home. Yeah, no, I don't. And I got my basement, my old county plaque in my basement, Old County. Yeah. Well, okay, is it more people in Long Island than when you will go in a more competition. I've probably been all everything in the Chicago area. Okay, go ahead, you're you're so. He started asking me about the n c A games. You know, just she just game in that game, and I'm I'm giving just flawless insight. I mean, I won't boil you with it because I know you're not interested, but I mean, I know hoops on a level very few do, so, you know. And he's going, yeah, I agree with yeah, I know, and then he gives in no, and he's like, always good to see you, Pete. How's how's Sadie, how's the how's the wife, how's the baby? Hence we said how's the everyone's good? Coach good good? And as he's back in a way, dude, a part of me was seriously thinking, is this guy feeling me out to offer me the D three coaching job at Fordonia State Universe they had a bad season. I would felt like, am I I just I just take that a theater Friday night and I thank everyone for coming. It was all new stuff, dude, hot, I'm looking forward to getting that stuff out there. Of course I don't want to coach D three hoops, but well let's let's let's just talk about this for a second. If he came in with an offer, and so listen, Pete that the programs struggling, I know you're doing stand up, but you know, next year, could you maybe you know, gear the gigs to the off season and then like help us out with the team during the season. Is that something that you would consider her? I mean, like if you, if you enter D three coaching ball turn that program around. Bro. I see a replacement, possibly from Sewsky. I think I could do as good as Shashevsky if I was just giving Showski's job, but to get there. I couldn't do it, but yeah, absolutely, But let me get a let me get an ex ball player's view on this, Zion Williams. Is this guy good? Yeah, the guy's phenomenal. I watched the entire game, the last game, and you could see if you watch the game, they lost as another guy, Barrett on the team, who's fantastic too. But Barrett is second best to Zion, and it's like they're eighteen. No matter what you say, it bothers you. And at the end of the game, Zion was unstoppable, but Barrett was forcing shots. And I said to the coach in the driveway, Barrett's eighteen. He wants to beat a man. He knows this is probably their last game, and he's forcing it when they should have just kept going his eye on. It's a selfish move of an eighteen year old. Understandable, he's eighteen. Coaches, not like I just got the job. What analysis, bro, What analysis? And then I go, coach, you gotta understand a lot of these seniors that are playing in these games. You can see it in their eyes. When there's five minutes left. Watch the seniors. They get this look with it like there's five minutes left in my career. I'm fucking shooting, and then they start taking bad shots because there's only five minutes left until they are done, because they ain't making the pros. You know, He's like, interesting, damn right, it's interesting. Freaking I turned that program, I'd be like, I'll do it for two fifty out of the gate. We'll make the n s A tournament, D three n s A tournament after my first year. And then I want seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I want to John Calipowery Kentucky lifetime contract. I don't want to rename the Gymnasium Pete Cory Ellie Arena boom Bro. I'd give it to you if you put your effort in concentration and the plane to your potential to be the best that you can be. I don't care what the scoreboards says at the end of the game. In my book, we're gonna be winners. Yeah, man, okay, let's go, all right, let's go, let's go, let's go. H hear the ten and Sebastian show, all right. Sebastian told the story on air, and then we didn't get clearance to use it, but now word has come in that we have clearance to use it. Zero nine? Are you are cleared for takeoff? Roger? Huh l a de park your frequent do you one to three point niner? Roger? All right? Request Victor over, but bl to zero niner clear bar Victor and three too. We have Clearence Clarence, Roger, Rogers our Victor Victor now radio Clarence over, Clarence over over, Rogers, Roger over, without further ado. Here is a story told VI Sebastian earlier in Today's Record. So yesterday, my buddy calls me up and he says, um, Well, first of all, my buddy came by. This was the guy I smoked the tarantula with. Yeah, so uh he's good friends. Well, he called me up. He said, you want to play pickle ball? Now? Pickle ball is? Did I explain to you what this is on a previous cast? No? I don't think so, I would remember. Is it like a paddle ball or something something? It's I liken it to ping pong Mary's tennis. All right, but you're but you're playing with paddles and a whiffle ball on a tennis court. It's basically made for old people to play. Got you okay? So my buddies like, you want to go play pickle ball up at Leonardo DiCaprio's house. All right? Holy ship. So he's like, he's having people up there at two o'clock. Uh, you want to go? Now? This is through Texas. I said, I'm in. He goes, good confirmation in twenty minutes. So I'm thinking of myself. Am I being run through a database over there? Like? Wow? Am I getting vetted? I would think that you would probably already vetted before put the offer out to you. Well, the offer comes via an assistant. You got you hide the tarantula with? Well, he didn't have any His assistant contacted you and said, would you be interested? No, no, no. The Acaprio's assistant calls my buddy and says, Dicaprios having people at the house at two o'clock. All right, and Decapito presided, a buddy, I know your friends with Sebashian, bring on my My buddy says if is it okay? If I bring Sebastian Manascalco, And then twenty minutes later he's like, yeah, it's fine. Who's your buddy? By the way, Matthew mcconnie is his pipe, then this guy right, but he did No, he's no, he's no celebrity. He's a guy I've known through comedy for the last twenty years. Dude, this is the holy grail. I mean, scientologists will tell you otherwise that it's Tommy c but DiCaprio is the holy Grail. Somebody walked in to another room with DiCaprio was probably sitting in the InStyle vaping with ten models feeding him grapes, and they said, can comedian Sebastian Maniscalco come along with your friend? And he said, yes, yes he can. Not from de caprio pro only ship. What did you wear? What cologned did you go with? Oh my god, I mean this is no offense to Jeremy Rehna, but this is Jeremy rehn is a list But this is double golden halo. This is it, dude. This is like where if Jack Nicholson still had any semblance of sanity would be hanging out. But he's that guy, that guy, like, is he literally in a coma. I haven't seen him at a Laker game in five years. Oh no, you don't sniff him at the oscars. I mean that guy, you have to ask me nicely. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggotty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. Alright, So anyway, I'm I'm on pins and needles. It was literally like a long ago. Is you're you're not wearing that? Like I put some tennis shoes on. She's like, you're not wearing nose are you? What do you mean like tennis shoes like to play tennis in? Like if oh my god, you were wearing what, Oh my god, you were taking the pickle ball. Seriously, I didn't know what to expect up there. I mean, what was walking into bro No, wait, I totally understand when you say tennis shoes you just mean sneakers. No, I mean shoes that you play tennis in. Like there's like, if if you were to wear basketball shoes like high tops, I'm wearing tennis shoes like that you would buy specifically to pay play tennis. When was the last time you play tennis? Not within the last three years. These shoes are brand new. I haven't even worn them yet. All right, so you I'm thinking more just a sneaker which will be good enough to pick a ball if that actually happens, but also cool enough to be hanging next to the capri kill. What are you gonna be in fucking white sneakers with white stripes? Well, my, my, my top aff of the outfit was kind of like a NNEC type shirt, but the shorts were a little bit more casual, like a sweat short. Lana says, lose the ton of shoes. So I lose the ton of shoes and I put on a general sneaker. Nice line. Of course, I'd be a great gay wife married to another man. I called it. I called the footwear, alright. So um, I picked my buddy up at the comedy store and then we um, we go to the Leo's house. Um, I don't know this, even even the stuff that I saw, I don't even know if I could put in here. All right, I know you don't. You don't want to. You don't want to start get to the point where invite if it's gonna end up on the cast. But well, so so play this way, Jesus, did you play pickle? I don't want to step ahead. Listen, just but can you just tell me loom in? All right? So I walk in and there was a process to get in. I'm not gonna explain it, but you don't just walk in, all right? What do you mean? There's like a gate like the Godfather trapdoor of some sort, good gate, right, like a secret password and ship No, I mean going the same way. Toby McGuire is going, yeah, but not best friends what they were in the pussy posse. I'm come on, no time to laugh. I gotta hear what happens doesn't matter. It's not making the air guy, nothing on that. There's a security date there, all right, right man, old man? Yeah, Yeah, there's a guy that basically comes out like if you turn down the street, this guy comes out of wherever he comes out of, Like like canmage Like could you imagine like a car six six houses down starts to approach yours and there's a security guard out in the middle of the street of your house. That's how fast that happens. Wow, So so does he the only house on the block? Oh you mean there's other houses on the block. There's there's other homes there. But oh my god, can you imagine me the Capris neighbor. All right, I'm severely editing here, So shall I get in? Yeah, and my friend Mike has been there, so he knows the rope. So we're the first one is there, right, So we go up and he's got a pickle but like he's gotta he's got a basketball court, but it's a He's made it a pickle ball court. So I'm sitting there and Mike goes, you want some water? And I'm like, yeah, I guess. So Mike goes in the house. No, I haven't seen even seen I haven't even seen Howard Hugh was yet, right, and uh, he comes out and he's got a bottle of water I've never seen before. It's a glass bottle with a silver top. It looks like a high end cologne. Right, and I take a take a sip of water. I don't know what's in this ship, but I immediately felt alive. Oh dude, he's getting his water's right from the Fountain of Youth in Florida to punt the Leon hidden fountain. This is a DoD bro you know how I mean? You Mcconnigie, who else maybe Brad Pitt of course, that's about it. There's the only people drinking this water that you just sit. Yeah, it was. I couldn't even get a bar code on this thing. I don't know if he's bottling his own water from a well deep in Idaho. I don't know what the hell's going on. Oh is it delicious? Like everybody's trying to recreate water with viatain and water gate orade what have you, and this is unbelievable water right away, My my, my eyes lit up. It. See guys like him with the organic, the good water. Uh, you know, Keith Richards even now doing the bodily fluids, Mick Jagger eating healthy because they their lives are so great. They want that ship to last as long as possible. They do not want it to end. This is crazy, dude, You sipping water out of a silver cap special DiCaprio water with your friend alone at the pickle thing. Yeah, so we grab two pickleball paddles and we just starting back and forth. Right now, another guy shows up, Hey, what's going on? Nice to meet you that the uh non famous, non famous. No, I don't recognize this guy. Wow, you sold that four shows at the garden and there nobody on this pickle bull call it? What the going on? This is a world I can't even fathom. You're not a nobody doing I can't. I have I have a feeling this is gonna end up with you and DiCaprio running the table as teammates talk to me. You're sniffing that little And by the way, bro, the name of the movie is The Aviator. It's not called The Howard Hughes. He plays Howard Hughes, right, but the movie is called The Aviator. I know, I said, I know. I said, I don't see Howard Hughes at all, meaning DiCaprio. Oh oh, I thought you meant you haven't even seen that yet, head dude, great joke. Shit, I missed it, so you and sniffing how its yet? Oh I got it? So um. Then David Arquette walks in. All right, you know who he is? Yeah, I know who he is. Man. He's got four pizzas and some pasta that you brought just as like snacks for the pick up a game. Holy ship, dude, and this guy recognizes me right from the get go. Oh, bro, you're fun. He loved you in Green Books, so right away I feel like, Okay, it's like I felt like a new transfer to a high school, you know what I'm saying. And and uh, I was hoping, you know, somebody would kind of I would know somebody to kind of blend in, although I had Mike there. So he comes in and he starts talking. Nice guy, really really personable. Then you know an actor by the name of a Meal Hirsh. Yeah, he was in. He was in Into the Wild. Yeah, of course we know him. What do you kidding me? You're going You're going heavy with Kent and light with Hrsh. I remember him Into the Wild. He was fantastic. So Hersch is there, and now the flood gates open. There's a bub fourteen guys there. This is fourteen guys on a Monday at to o'clock in the afternoon. I mean, where else in the country could fourteen guys in their forties be just readily available for a bickle ballgame? Flint, Michigan. Anyway, I know you point mean happy, happily, but but so so did we cap out on hersh As far as the celebrity of it all, Yeah, the rest of the guys are just kind of guys. Some actors but you know nothing, like you know those are the names there? Well, when did Frank Abc Nail show up tonight? Know that one? Alright? Alright, Well Mike takes me in the backyard and uh and uh l d is uh I'm just sitting on his couch in the back looks like he's having a meeting with somebody and I just got brought over to him by Mike. It's my friend Sebastian. Hey man, nice to meet you, say, Hey, nice, nice to meet you. Thanks for having me here. He's like, I'm just gonna finish up this meeting. I'll be right out. So I felt like I got like escorted back to meet the Godfather. Yeah you did? Yeah, So, uh, I get the meeting in and then we go back to the battle ball and then uh Abigail comes out about ten minutes after and starts sizing up the whole crew and whatnot. Who's good? But they've played before? But then any good? Sam? Alright, I played a couple of times. He's like, me and you were gonna play together? What the fuck? Oly dude, are you trip it out? Well? Come on, is there a party? Like this is a real man totally because I'm thinking to myself, here I am. I just thought. I just thought to one years ago when I moved out to l A, I knew nobody, and now I'm playing pickle ball. Would arguably one of the biggest movie stars in the world, right where has the argument? Man? The biggest? And by the way, when you were selling satellite dish, isn't that mall? He was already who he is? Man, This has been going on for a long time. This is you all at the pinnacle ship. So a bit of me is a little nervous because I don't know how good everybody is. Like, I don't know if I'm walking into like you ever play you know, well you played basketball before, so you ever, like everybody knows how to play ball. And there's a new guy. It's like if you pass it through, he might drop it, you know, one of these guys. Yeah, yeah, So I don't know if I'm that guy yet. Yeah. I'm saying they're a plot of you thinking how much better at fucking pickle ball? Can the Caprio beating me? You know? I mean he's got it at his house, so that's what I'm saying. And you think he's hanging out a lot of pickaball, what the fun? I don't always everybody's there and one guy's got his own pickle ball shoes and I was worried about got kind of shoes man, that you were gonna win and you never play. It's a glitchen. I'm just sizing up the situation. I feel like you might be better. I can't wait to him, so he goes, Mike, did you go over to rules with Semashian about you know, like how to play and whatnot. There's like, uh, there's a couple of technicalities that he was explaining. He was gonna wait till it goals over twice to approach the nut. He just can't go past that line. We call it. You're gonna be in the kitchen. You gotta get out of the kitchen. I said, okay, that's a cool line. And uh and he goes, just, um, you know when I'm when when they're servant to us, you go up. I go back vice versa. You know. I said, okay, okay, he's all right, you're ready. I said, okay, let's do this. So let's start playing right, and I'm shaking the rust off right, I'm I'm hitting it. A couple hit the nut. It's like man ship. Now you're saying my bad leo. When that happens, my bad leo, which the doing my bad leo? I get mad at myself. I go, come on, you know, like one of those You know, I do know. I don't really like playing with people that do that, though, I mean, you're taking it too seriously, but well, I don't. I don't. I don't do like the my bads. We know it's my bad if I head into the net, I know it's my fault. But I do at one level. What you do when you're acknowledging to DiCaprio what you're getting mad at yourself, you let him know. Listen, I know what, sunke that up? Alright, cool, I'm taking it. Yeah, I had to do that, you know, I had to let him know that, Hey, I know that I could be doing better anyway. We win the first game, me and him. That was a little bouncy. Holy sh it, did you hear that? Come on, easy guy, eighteen year old girl the mall. Now listen, I gotta ask, do you do a high five fish bump any after the victory? Yeah? High five? With no there's none of this right now, it's more of a casual, good game, like a point as you walk off the court, did you beat hersh or kent out of the game. I figured one of those two played first, because no, no, but there's a guy who's really, really good the pickle ball shoe guys amazing, but we didn't play him. All right, So in between game, you know, I'm talking to Mike, I'm talking to some other guys and and they, hey, you're a comedian. I said, you know, my sister saw you in Toronto. So I'm making friends, right. And now the Gabrio has got like a dryer race board that we're doing like tournament style pickleball, Like if you lose three times, you're out of the tournament. I don't know how he's doing it, but he's got a dry e racer the whole thing. He's up there. Okay, next up is you know Tone avers, uh, Frank or whatever? So are you guys teammates for the whole twenty Yeah, you know what was going on, and you didn't even know what was going on. Know what's going on? Congratulations, guy, you're about to be in a DiCaprio movie. I guarantee it. I am sitting on my perch here in for Donia. Have him come over, play pickle ball, have him think it's all just the last minute thing. I'll have him on my team. We'll do to Towny. I'll feel him out. Lou What do you think, Loue my fifty they both worked with Scorsesey. Well, he said, have him over, have him over. He gets he gets a little nervous at first. So to make it seem fake, make it seem like a pickleball something. Wow. Alright, so he's got the drawer race out man the twenty The brackets of being done, your favorite word, the brackets. Brackets are being done. I'm piped in, I'm on the sidelines talking to a couple of guys, and then I get summoned again for the second game. All right, Yeah, So my Dicaprios like fun guy like he's fun. He's you know, it's got a lot of personality. He's doing accents and stuff like that. Perfect as an Israeli guy. There, he's he's imitating the Israeli the way he talks. Perfect. Oh my god, this guy could play in Israeli Assassin in the movie. He's got the he's got the Israeli accent on and he's he's just doing it over pickle ball. The guy's a chameleon, bro, That's why he's the best. I hear you. This is incredible. So so I'm feeling comfortable going in the game too, because I feel like Game one I was shedding some ross. That was I was, you know, shaking off the nerves game too, mad, I'm mocked and loaded, right, So I noticed this Israeli across the way is putting some English on the ball. And I've noticed this technique before. A lot of Israeli men play ping pong, including my brother in law. It was Japanese and Chinese really, but the Israeli has got a good ping pong pool of people to choose from, all right. And he's spinning this this, this whiffle ball over and that this thing looks like a knuckleball. It's hard to judge where it's coming, right, Yeah, But what he doesn't know. I was trained in ping pong by one of the best Sicilian slicers in the game and my father. So I'm like, all right, you're gonna give me that knuckleball, let me Sicilian slice it. I took his spin and I just I gave it back to him with Sicilian written all over it. This thing looked like it was gonna go out of bounce. It was one of these balls where they like almost stopped playing because they're like, oh, that's out. And it took a hard write right on the corner. The guy almost broke his legs trying to return it. Oh man, it sounds like one of about the US Open where everyone stands on their feet just oh on the one unbelievable return, I'm not his alcol totally. Now. Did did the Italian uh Sicilian slice return get a high five from DiCaprio? We had did we get that yet? I got a high five? Oh my god, Bro, I got a high five on the slice. And then I got a I did another move where you know when you're playing tennis, you kind of rushed the net and the guys like up on the net. I did a just a poke where I got the ball right by him. He didn't expect he was going one way. I threw it the other way. Had DiCaprio's eyes light up, goes, Bro, that's an advanced move. We'll laughing at DiCaprio. Wow, this guy's funny man. Nice, This is awesome, dude. Wow. Oh so you guys got into the second round, right, so we win that game? Alright, wow, and then we get into the championship right now. In between, Yeah, I'm going back to the silver water. Although you know, I felt a little kind of uh. I didn't want to go take the water in front of the Caprio because I didn't know if he knew that, like somebody off for that to me or does he think I went in and got it, you know what I'm saying. So I stayed. I stayed away from the water because if somebody was drinking my well water and I didn't know who they were, I'd be well, they's gonna get this bottle of water. I only break that out for for bread, pitt and uh and uh. It's still it was there was there at least other water. Was there more pedestrian water. I didn't see Eddie, That's what I'm saying. Like there was no like Fiji or anything like that. There was this just delicious cologne bottle I was drinking out of, So there was it was either that or nothing. By the way, it was anyone sucking back, I'll catch pizza. So these things getting cold, and I don't know, people are down in the pizzas. It's a you know, it's a it's a pizza party with pickleball in the background. Bro. Wow, man, this is so. I'm sitting there and I okay. So we get called out for the third game, third and final game, and now there's like there's more guys there. It's like eighteen guys there. I start to serve, and the meals on the other side, I'm I'm I'm playing him. Oh my god, bro, have you've seen into the wild? Oh it's beautiful, boy. I mean you got you got a guy you left to make classics. A guy on the other side of the nettle made classics. It's like unbelievable. Man, it's it's it's it's fascinating. I start to serve. I run the fucking table five all right, right out of the gate, right out of the gate, man, and then the Sicilian slice starts to do havoc on the other side. We end up winning nine to four. I get a fist pump at the end. Welcome to Stratton Oakman. It'll be ferocious, he'll be relentless. Now, let's not this motherfucker on the car and uh, he goes to the chalkboard. I had to leave because I don't know if they were going to play anymore after that. But I had to leave because I had a haircut, almost almost almost canceled the haircut. Oh my god, I thought you. I thought you were gonna tell me, like, you know something like I'm pullintant guy. No, I had to get the haircut and I got a photo shoot tomorrow, and there's no other time I could have done the haircut, so I had to leave there. God knows. God knows. They could have been still playing into the out we hours of the night, or there could have been a party that I missed. Who knows. But I tapped out yeah, and I get him the handshak us today. Man, thanks for inviting me. Oh, I really appreciate it. And he's like, hey, Man, nice to meet you. Anytime. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. The show goes on. This is my hole. They're gonna need a fucking rocking ball to take me out of here. So I feel like I've made an impression on the pickle ball court in a way where the next time they play, I feel like I might get another invite. I think you will. I think it might go beyond that. I mean it might go when they play hoops, they might ask if you know how to play hoops? Maybe they do soccer. I think you're in the guys get together play sports group moving forward, and I think you just missed the Spider Man because he couldn't make it that day. But there too, go go web go. I don't tell anybody nothing. It's like it's like I wasn't even there. My buddy said, just just just to raise your memory of how to get here. It's like eyes wide shut, dude, May I have the password? Please? You would never you don't know. Oh my gosh, well I don't know if we can. I hope this makes the air, but if it doesn't, I understand. But wow, man, Yeah, my buddy was kind of like this, just keep it. Don't don't say this in your act or anything like that. So I gotta get some clearance on this before this says but that I just I needed to lay that down. It's crazy, man, It's crazy. Guys. Sticking to a weight loss plan can be hard. Life always gets in the way, and most people who do manage to shed pounds, actually end up gaining it all back. You know why you gain it back because you're doing some cheeseball diet. This isn't even a script. This is me talking. I got a buddy doing it now, some nonsense. So I don't drink soda and I don't have this, and then I'll lose weight for what a wedding. You're fifty years old, guy. As soon as you're done with the diet, you're gonna put it back on. 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Then I'll be over at the Stress Factory in Bridgeport, Connecticut. Vinny Brand's got a Stress Factory. I'll be there at April eighteen through and go to Pete cory Eli dot com as more and more dates being added. Where you at? What are you doing? Brod this weekend? Check me out? Detroit, Michigan, Fox Theater two shows Grand Rapids April six eleventh, Atlanta, Georgia the twelfth, Tunica, Mississippi April twelve. Also Tunica, Mississippi April thirteenth, Nashville Cedar Rapids April eighteenth, April Ninete de Moine Sebastian Live dot com. Thank you for the listenership. We will see you next week. The show has ended. One Guy's got his own pickle ball shoes. Sticky still stays

This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Coraeli, Sebastian, menascalco pe Basket. It's Jimmy from Boston Biscuit. You cannot allow yourself to get that high of a just one poke at a joint, kid, I mean you were too high for the streets a day after Next time, splash a little water on your face, eat a cheeseburger and handle your business up. Well back, Baby, Pete and Sebastian show. All right, I'm yelling, all right, yelling, what's up? Sebastian. How are you last? Talk to me? Man? I mean, what's up? What's up? It's Tuesday, eighty three degrees here in beautiful sunny California. I just got back from a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Um, I don't know if you know him? Wow man, Yeah, from DreamWorks, right, one of those DreamWorks, Big big three Hollywood. So nice to meet him. And now I'm settled in my chair and I'm relaxed. I am. I got a couple of shows tonight at the comedy store. What is in town? Coming to the comedy store tonight with Baby? I think I don't know if he's bringing his brothers or whatnot. But uh, A Lot Trilogy is in Los Angeles for I think a commercial. He's here for two weeks and we're trying to hook up. Uh so yeah, that's where I'm at. Um, what's going on? Wow? Holy, what's going on? Man? I mean, we gotta we gotta address that, like what like not what you said? But before the show started, you understand what I'm saying. Right before the show started Folk Sebastian, she had a story with lou and I had. He hasn't gotten clearance nor he might not get clearance to tell it was great story, Holy gosh. Anyway, so uh then after that story, we started off the show now hoping maybe we can put that story in. But the story was so good, it's like the year what do you Got? I just wanted to lay it down because it was fresh in my head and it happened yesterday, So I just wanted to lay the beats of it down. I didn't want to retell that at a later date because I would have missed some of the nuance of it. But it's one of these that we have in the archives, and if I get the okay to share that, I will done. Definitely put that up, but as of now it is in the bank, signed, sealed and locked up. You're going out, well watch tonight for steak or hanging out of one. I don't think it's gonna be a big hang. I got a big day tomorrow. But he's here for two weeks, so hopefully we could uh have him over to the house for some food and U and fun, although he's traveling with his personal chef. Wow, I got to keep the machine going tight. Man. You see no credit just because you're bringing up what I'm thinking of sports. I reminded me I had written down here crazy not crazy. But this morning, I'm in my driveway and I'm using the power wash. I got some oil stains, and a car pulls up in my driveway and I just assume it's Jackie, so I give the wave, like just leave it there. I don't come any further, and there's a lighthawk and I look up and it's my old basketball coach. Remember I told you he's he lives in town when I when I played college hoops here said that, yeah in the past. Show So my old basketball coach when I was in college still lives in town and is the a D of the college. So once in a while he waved when he drives by. You know, I haven't talked to him a long time. So it pulls in my driveway and waves and he doesn't get out, but he calls me over and I walk a coach? How you don't want to still call him coach? You know? Oh god? I think that's what it is when you play a college sport. Though it's like, yeah, the coach is coach. I mean I see it all the time now, Like Bobby Hurley is still gonna call Saszewski coach. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like if he was once your coach and then you're not on the team anymore, do you still call the guy coach? I do, But if you want to make fun of me, I think that's very funny. You can, I mean, loude don't just find it? What weird that? Like? Why doesn't it go? What's his name? Do you know a little closest thing there was sport louisvi play was swinging a fly swatter in his kitchen. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Can I call him coach. No, he wasn't your coach. But I want to know, is that he's a coach. No, he's not a coach anymore. He was never your coach. Has nothing to do with you. It's my dad. You can call my dad dad. No, it's not your dad. This guy was my coach, guy, my bartender in town. We all call him coach now. It's not a cheers reference. That's just what we call him because he coached for so many years. Out of respect. Coach, you're doing more of a bar cheese thing. But you really, if he wasn't your coach, it's not your place to be called him coach unless unless he's still a coach. Is he still a coach? Yes, but in a lesser level anyway. So he pulls up. Now I said he's still the a D And right away he starts talking n C. I'm done. I'm not I'm sorry, I'm not done with the coach thing. What is the guy's name? His name is Greg, Greg Prete. So if you didn't call him Greg, what what would you call him? Mr? Peal? No? What I mean? I would guess i'd call him Greg if I wasn't gonna go a coach. But it just seems like you call him Greg. You're just wiping away all those years of coaching me, like that never happened. Oh man, if I saw my soccer coach in high school, it would be Mr Peterson, as it should be. Guy, you never made it to the collegiate. I was all, come, friends, what you still got a plaque floating around at a family home. Yeah, no, I don't. And I got my basement, my old county plaque in my basement, Old County. Yeah. Well, okay, is it more people in Long Island than when you will go in a more competition. I've probably been all everything in the Chicago area. Okay, go ahead, you're you're so. He started asking me about the n c A games. You know, just she just game in that game, and I'm I'm giving just flawless insight. I mean, I won't boil you with it because I know you're not interested, but I mean, I know hoops on a level very few do, so, you know. And he's going, yeah, I agree with yeah, I know, and then he gives in no, and he's like, always good to see you, Pete. How's how's Sadie, how's the how's the wife, how's the baby? Hence we said how's the everyone's good? Coach good good? And as he's back in a way, dude, a part of me was seriously thinking, is this guy feeling me out to offer me the D three coaching job at Fordonia State Universe they had a bad season. I would felt like, am I I just I just take that a theater Friday night and I thank everyone for coming. It was all new stuff, dude, hot, I'm looking forward to getting that stuff out there. Of course I don't want to coach D three hoops, but well let's let's let's just talk about this for a second. If he came in with an offer, and so listen, Pete that the programs struggling, I know you're doing stand up, but you know, next year, could you maybe you know, gear the gigs to the off season and then like help us out with the team during the season. Is that something that you would consider her? I mean, like if you, if you enter D three coaching ball turn that program around. Bro. I see a replacement, possibly from Sewsky. I think I could do as good as Shashevsky if I was just giving Showski's job, but to get there. I couldn't do it, but yeah, absolutely, But let me get a let me get an ex ball player's view on this, Zion Williams. Is this guy good? Yeah, the guy's phenomenal. I watched the entire game, the last game, and you could see if you watch the game, they lost as another guy, Barrett on the team, who's fantastic too. But Barrett is second best to Zion, and it's like they're eighteen. No matter what you say, it bothers you. And at the end of the game, Zion was unstoppable, but Barrett was forcing shots. And I said to the coach in the driveway, Barrett's eighteen. He wants to beat a man. He knows this is probably their last game, and he's forcing it when they should have just kept going his eye on. It's a selfish move of an eighteen year old. Understandable, he's eighteen. Coaches, not like I just got the job. What analysis, bro, What analysis? And then I go, coach, you gotta understand a lot of these seniors that are playing in these games. You can see it in their eyes. When there's five minutes left. Watch the seniors. They get this look with it like there's five minutes left in my career. I'm fucking shooting, and then they start taking bad shots because there's only five minutes left until they are done, because they ain't making the pros. You know, He's like, interesting, damn right, it's interesting. Freaking I turned that program, I'd be like, I'll do it for two fifty out of the gate. We'll make the n s A tournament, D three n s A tournament after my first year. And then I want seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars and I want to John Calipowery Kentucky lifetime contract. I don't want to rename the Gymnasium Pete Cory Ellie Arena boom Bro. I'd give it to you if you put your effort in concentration and the plane to your potential to be the best that you can be. I don't care what the scoreboards says at the end of the game. In my book, we're gonna be winners. Yeah, man, okay, let's go, all right, let's go, let's go, let's go. H hear the ten and Sebastian show, all right. Sebastian told the story on air, and then we didn't get clearance to use it, but now word has come in that we have clearance to use it. Zero nine? Are you are cleared for takeoff? Roger? Huh l a de park your frequent do you one to three point niner? Roger? All right? Request Victor over, but bl to zero niner clear bar Victor and three too. We have Clearence Clarence, Roger, Rogers our Victor Victor now radio Clarence over, Clarence over over, Rogers, Roger over, without further ado. Here is a story told VI Sebastian earlier in Today's Record. So yesterday, my buddy calls me up and he says, um, Well, first of all, my buddy came by. This was the guy I smoked the tarantula with. Yeah, so uh he's good friends. Well, he called me up. He said, you want to play pickle ball? Now? Pickle ball is? Did I explain to you what this is on a previous cast? No? I don't think so, I would remember. Is it like a paddle ball or something something? It's I liken it to ping pong Mary's tennis. All right, but you're but you're playing with paddles and a whiffle ball on a tennis court. It's basically made for old people to play. Got you okay? So my buddies like, you want to go play pickle ball up at Leonardo DiCaprio's house. All right? Holy ship. So he's like, he's having people up there at two o'clock. Uh, you want to go? Now? This is through Texas. I said, I'm in. He goes, good confirmation in twenty minutes. So I'm thinking of myself. Am I being run through a database over there? Like? Wow? Am I getting vetted? I would think that you would probably already vetted before put the offer out to you. Well, the offer comes via an assistant. You got you hide the tarantula with? Well, he didn't have any His assistant contacted you and said, would you be interested? No, no, no. The Acaprio's assistant calls my buddy and says, Dicaprios having people at the house at two o'clock. All right, and Decapito presided, a buddy, I know your friends with Sebashian, bring on my My buddy says if is it okay? If I bring Sebastian Manascalco, And then twenty minutes later he's like, yeah, it's fine. Who's your buddy? By the way, Matthew mcconnie is his pipe, then this guy right, but he did No, he's no, he's no celebrity. He's a guy I've known through comedy for the last twenty years. Dude, this is the holy grail. I mean, scientologists will tell you otherwise that it's Tommy c but DiCaprio is the holy Grail. Somebody walked in to another room with DiCaprio was probably sitting in the InStyle vaping with ten models feeding him grapes, and they said, can comedian Sebastian Maniscalco come along with your friend? And he said, yes, yes he can. Not from de caprio pro only ship. What did you wear? What cologned did you go with? Oh my god, I mean this is no offense to Jeremy Rehna, but this is Jeremy rehn is a list But this is double golden halo. This is it, dude. This is like where if Jack Nicholson still had any semblance of sanity would be hanging out. But he's that guy, that guy, like, is he literally in a coma. I haven't seen him at a Laker game in five years. Oh no, you don't sniff him at the oscars. I mean that guy, you have to ask me nicely. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggotty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. Alright, So anyway, I'm I'm on pins and needles. It was literally like a long ago. Is you're you're not wearing that? Like I put some tennis shoes on. She's like, you're not wearing nose are you? What do you mean like tennis shoes like to play tennis in? Like if oh my god, you were wearing what, Oh my god, you were taking the pickle ball. Seriously, I didn't know what to expect up there. I mean, what was walking into bro No, wait, I totally understand when you say tennis shoes you just mean sneakers. No, I mean shoes that you play tennis in. Like there's like, if if you were to wear basketball shoes like high tops, I'm wearing tennis shoes like that you would buy specifically to pay play tennis. When was the last time you play tennis? Not within the last three years. These shoes are brand new. I haven't even worn them yet. All right, so you I'm thinking more just a sneaker which will be good enough to pick a ball if that actually happens, but also cool enough to be hanging next to the capri kill. What are you gonna be in fucking white sneakers with white stripes? Well, my, my, my top aff of the outfit was kind of like a NNEC type shirt, but the shorts were a little bit more casual, like a sweat short. Lana says, lose the ton of shoes. So I lose the ton of shoes and I put on a general sneaker. Nice line. Of course, I'd be a great gay wife married to another man. I called it. I called the footwear, alright. So um, I picked my buddy up at the comedy store and then we um, we go to the Leo's house. Um, I don't know this, even even the stuff that I saw, I don't even know if I could put in here. All right, I know you don't. You don't want to. You don't want to start get to the point where invite if it's gonna end up on the cast. But well, so so play this way, Jesus, did you play pickle? I don't want to step ahead. Listen, just but can you just tell me loom in? All right? So I walk in and there was a process to get in. I'm not gonna explain it, but you don't just walk in, all right? What do you mean? There's like a gate like the Godfather trapdoor of some sort, good gate, right, like a secret password and ship No, I mean going the same way. Toby McGuire is going, yeah, but not best friends what they were in the pussy posse. I'm come on, no time to laugh. I gotta hear what happens doesn't matter. It's not making the air guy, nothing on that. There's a security date there, all right, right man, old man? Yeah, Yeah, there's a guy that basically comes out like if you turn down the street, this guy comes out of wherever he comes out of, Like like canmage Like could you imagine like a car six six houses down starts to approach yours and there's a security guard out in the middle of the street of your house. That's how fast that happens. Wow, So so does he the only house on the block? Oh you mean there's other houses on the block. There's there's other homes there. But oh my god, can you imagine me the Capris neighbor. All right, I'm severely editing here, So shall I get in? Yeah, and my friend Mike has been there, so he knows the rope. So we're the first one is there, right, So we go up and he's got a pickle but like he's gotta he's got a basketball court, but it's a He's made it a pickle ball court. So I'm sitting there and Mike goes, you want some water? And I'm like, yeah, I guess. So Mike goes in the house. No, I haven't seen even seen I haven't even seen Howard Hugh was yet, right, and uh, he comes out and he's got a bottle of water I've never seen before. It's a glass bottle with a silver top. It looks like a high end cologne. Right, and I take a take a sip of water. I don't know what's in this ship, but I immediately felt alive. Oh dude, he's getting his water's right from the Fountain of Youth in Florida to punt the Leon hidden fountain. This is a DoD bro you know how I mean? You Mcconnigie, who else maybe Brad Pitt of course, that's about it. There's the only people drinking this water that you just sit. Yeah, it was. I couldn't even get a bar code on this thing. I don't know if he's bottling his own water from a well deep in Idaho. I don't know what the hell's going on. Oh is it delicious? Like everybody's trying to recreate water with viatain and water gate orade what have you, and this is unbelievable water right away, My my, my eyes lit up. It. See guys like him with the organic, the good water. Uh, you know, Keith Richards even now doing the bodily fluids, Mick Jagger eating healthy because they their lives are so great. They want that ship to last as long as possible. They do not want it to end. This is crazy, dude, You sipping water out of a silver cap special DiCaprio water with your friend alone at the pickle thing. Yeah, so we grab two pickleball paddles and we just starting back and forth. Right now, another guy shows up, Hey, what's going on? Nice to meet you that the uh non famous, non famous. No, I don't recognize this guy. Wow, you sold that four shows at the garden and there nobody on this pickle bull call it? What the going on? This is a world I can't even fathom. You're not a nobody doing I can't. I have I have a feeling this is gonna end up with you and DiCaprio running the table as teammates talk to me. You're sniffing that little And by the way, bro, the name of the movie is The Aviator. It's not called The Howard Hughes. He plays Howard Hughes, right, but the movie is called The Aviator. I know, I said, I know. I said, I don't see Howard Hughes at all, meaning DiCaprio. Oh oh, I thought you meant you haven't even seen that yet, head dude, great joke. Shit, I missed it, so you and sniffing how its yet? Oh I got it? So um. Then David Arquette walks in. All right, you know who he is? Yeah, I know who he is. Man. He's got four pizzas and some pasta that you brought just as like snacks for the pick up a game. Holy ship, dude, and this guy recognizes me right from the get go. Oh, bro, you're fun. He loved you in Green Books, so right away I feel like, Okay, it's like I felt like a new transfer to a high school, you know what I'm saying. And and uh, I was hoping, you know, somebody would kind of I would know somebody to kind of blend in, although I had Mike there. So he comes in and he starts talking. Nice guy, really really personable. Then you know an actor by the name of a Meal Hirsh. Yeah, he was in. He was in Into the Wild. Yeah, of course we know him. What do you kidding me? You're going You're going heavy with Kent and light with Hrsh. I remember him Into the Wild. He was fantastic. So Hersch is there, and now the flood gates open. There's a bub fourteen guys there. This is fourteen guys on a Monday at to o'clock in the afternoon. I mean, where else in the country could fourteen guys in their forties be just readily available for a bickle ballgame? Flint, Michigan. Anyway, I know you point mean happy, happily, but but so so did we cap out on hersh As far as the celebrity of it all, Yeah, the rest of the guys are just kind of guys. Some actors but you know nothing, like you know those are the names there? Well, when did Frank Abc Nail show up tonight? Know that one? Alright? Alright, Well Mike takes me in the backyard and uh and uh l d is uh I'm just sitting on his couch in the back looks like he's having a meeting with somebody and I just got brought over to him by Mike. It's my friend Sebastian. Hey man, nice to meet you, say, Hey, nice, nice to meet you. Thanks for having me here. He's like, I'm just gonna finish up this meeting. I'll be right out. So I felt like I got like escorted back to meet the Godfather. Yeah you did? Yeah, So, uh, I get the meeting in and then we go back to the battle ball and then uh Abigail comes out about ten minutes after and starts sizing up the whole crew and whatnot. Who's good? But they've played before? But then any good? Sam? Alright, I played a couple of times. He's like, me and you were gonna play together? What the fuck? Oly dude, are you trip it out? Well? Come on, is there a party? Like this is a real man totally because I'm thinking to myself, here I am. I just thought. I just thought to one years ago when I moved out to l A, I knew nobody, and now I'm playing pickle ball. Would arguably one of the biggest movie stars in the world, right where has the argument? Man? The biggest? And by the way, when you were selling satellite dish, isn't that mall? He was already who he is? Man, This has been going on for a long time. This is you all at the pinnacle ship. So a bit of me is a little nervous because I don't know how good everybody is. Like, I don't know if I'm walking into like you ever play you know, well you played basketball before, so you ever, like everybody knows how to play ball. And there's a new guy. It's like if you pass it through, he might drop it, you know, one of these guys. Yeah, yeah, So I don't know if I'm that guy yet. Yeah. I'm saying they're a plot of you thinking how much better at fucking pickle ball? Can the Caprio beating me? You know? I mean he's got it at his house, so that's what I'm saying. And you think he's hanging out a lot of pickaball, what the fun? I don't always everybody's there and one guy's got his own pickle ball shoes and I was worried about got kind of shoes man, that you were gonna win and you never play. It's a glitchen. I'm just sizing up the situation. I feel like you might be better. I can't wait to him, so he goes, Mike, did you go over to rules with Semashian about you know, like how to play and whatnot. There's like, uh, there's a couple of technicalities that he was explaining. He was gonna wait till it goals over twice to approach the nut. He just can't go past that line. We call it. You're gonna be in the kitchen. You gotta get out of the kitchen. I said, okay, that's a cool line. And uh and he goes, just, um, you know when I'm when when they're servant to us, you go up. I go back vice versa. You know. I said, okay, okay, he's all right, you're ready. I said, okay, let's do this. So let's start playing right, and I'm shaking the rust off right, I'm I'm hitting it. A couple hit the nut. It's like man ship. Now you're saying my bad leo. When that happens, my bad leo, which the doing my bad leo? I get mad at myself. I go, come on, you know, like one of those You know, I do know. I don't really like playing with people that do that, though, I mean, you're taking it too seriously, but well, I don't. I don't. I don't do like the my bads. We know it's my bad if I head into the net, I know it's my fault. But I do at one level. What you do when you're acknowledging to DiCaprio what you're getting mad at yourself, you let him know. Listen, I know what, sunke that up? Alright, cool, I'm taking it. Yeah, I had to do that, you know, I had to let him know that, Hey, I know that I could be doing better anyway. We win the first game, me and him. That was a little bouncy. Holy sh it, did you hear that? Come on, easy guy, eighteen year old girl the mall. Now listen, I gotta ask, do you do a high five fish bump any after the victory? Yeah? High five? With no there's none of this right now, it's more of a casual, good game, like a point as you walk off the court, did you beat hersh or kent out of the game. I figured one of those two played first, because no, no, but there's a guy who's really, really good the pickle ball shoe guys amazing, but we didn't play him. All right, So in between game, you know, I'm talking to Mike, I'm talking to some other guys and and they, hey, you're a comedian. I said, you know, my sister saw you in Toronto. So I'm making friends, right. And now the Gabrio has got like a dryer race board that we're doing like tournament style pickleball, Like if you lose three times, you're out of the tournament. I don't know how he's doing it, but he's got a dry e racer the whole thing. He's up there. Okay, next up is you know Tone avers, uh, Frank or whatever? So are you guys teammates for the whole twenty Yeah, you know what was going on, and you didn't even know what was going on. Know what's going on? Congratulations, guy, you're about to be in a DiCaprio movie. I guarantee it. I am sitting on my perch here in for Donia. Have him come over, play pickle ball, have him think it's all just the last minute thing. I'll have him on my team. We'll do to Towny. I'll feel him out. Lou What do you think, Loue my fifty they both worked with Scorsesey. Well, he said, have him over, have him over. He gets he gets a little nervous at first. So to make it seem fake, make it seem like a pickleball something. Wow. Alright, so he's got the drawer race out man the twenty The brackets of being done, your favorite word, the brackets. Brackets are being done. I'm piped in, I'm on the sidelines talking to a couple of guys, and then I get summoned again for the second game. All right, Yeah, So my Dicaprios like fun guy like he's fun. He's you know, it's got a lot of personality. He's doing accents and stuff like that. Perfect as an Israeli guy. There, he's he's imitating the Israeli the way he talks. Perfect. Oh my god, this guy could play in Israeli Assassin in the movie. He's got the he's got the Israeli accent on and he's he's just doing it over pickle ball. The guy's a chameleon, bro, That's why he's the best. I hear you. This is incredible. So so I'm feeling comfortable going in the game too, because I feel like Game one I was shedding some ross. That was I was, you know, shaking off the nerves game too, mad, I'm mocked and loaded, right, So I noticed this Israeli across the way is putting some English on the ball. And I've noticed this technique before. A lot of Israeli men play ping pong, including my brother in law. It was Japanese and Chinese really, but the Israeli has got a good ping pong pool of people to choose from, all right. And he's spinning this this, this whiffle ball over and that this thing looks like a knuckleball. It's hard to judge where it's coming, right, Yeah, But what he doesn't know. I was trained in ping pong by one of the best Sicilian slicers in the game and my father. So I'm like, all right, you're gonna give me that knuckleball, let me Sicilian slice it. I took his spin and I just I gave it back to him with Sicilian written all over it. This thing looked like it was gonna go out of bounce. It was one of these balls where they like almost stopped playing because they're like, oh, that's out. And it took a hard write right on the corner. The guy almost broke his legs trying to return it. Oh man, it sounds like one of about the US Open where everyone stands on their feet just oh on the one unbelievable return, I'm not his alcol totally. Now. Did did the Italian uh Sicilian slice return get a high five from DiCaprio? We had did we get that yet? I got a high five? Oh my god, Bro, I got a high five on the slice. And then I got a I did another move where you know when you're playing tennis, you kind of rushed the net and the guys like up on the net. I did a just a poke where I got the ball right by him. He didn't expect he was going one way. I threw it the other way. Had DiCaprio's eyes light up, goes, Bro, that's an advanced move. We'll laughing at DiCaprio. Wow, this guy's funny man. Nice, This is awesome, dude. Wow. Oh so you guys got into the second round, right, so we win that game? Alright, wow, and then we get into the championship right now. In between, Yeah, I'm going back to the silver water. Although you know, I felt a little kind of uh. I didn't want to go take the water in front of the Caprio because I didn't know if he knew that, like somebody off for that to me or does he think I went in and got it, you know what I'm saying. So I stayed. I stayed away from the water because if somebody was drinking my well water and I didn't know who they were, I'd be well, they's gonna get this bottle of water. I only break that out for for bread, pitt and uh and uh. It's still it was there was there at least other water. Was there more pedestrian water. I didn't see Eddie, That's what I'm saying. Like there was no like Fiji or anything like that. There was this just delicious cologne bottle I was drinking out of, So there was it was either that or nothing. By the way, it was anyone sucking back, I'll catch pizza. So these things getting cold, and I don't know, people are down in the pizzas. It's a you know, it's a it's a pizza party with pickleball in the background. Bro. Wow, man, this is so. I'm sitting there and I okay. So we get called out for the third game, third and final game, and now there's like there's more guys there. It's like eighteen guys there. I start to serve, and the meals on the other side, I'm I'm I'm playing him. Oh my god, bro, have you've seen into the wild? Oh it's beautiful, boy. I mean you got you got a guy you left to make classics. A guy on the other side of the nettle made classics. It's like unbelievable. Man, it's it's it's it's fascinating. I start to serve. I run the fucking table five all right, right out of the gate, right out of the gate, man, and then the Sicilian slice starts to do havoc on the other side. We end up winning nine to four. I get a fist pump at the end. Welcome to Stratton Oakman. It'll be ferocious, he'll be relentless. Now, let's not this motherfucker on the car and uh, he goes to the chalkboard. I had to leave because I don't know if they were going to play anymore after that. But I had to leave because I had a haircut, almost almost almost canceled the haircut. Oh my god, I thought you. I thought you were gonna tell me, like, you know something like I'm pullintant guy. No, I had to get the haircut and I got a photo shoot tomorrow, and there's no other time I could have done the haircut, so I had to leave there. God knows. God knows. They could have been still playing into the out we hours of the night, or there could have been a party that I missed. Who knows. But I tapped out yeah, and I get him the handshak us today. Man, thanks for inviting me. Oh, I really appreciate it. And he's like, hey, Man, nice to meet you. Anytime. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. The show goes on. This is my hole. They're gonna need a fucking rocking ball to take me out of here. So I feel like I've made an impression on the pickle ball court in a way where the next time they play, I feel like I might get another invite. I think you will. I think it might go beyond that. I mean it might go when they play hoops, they might ask if you know how to play hoops? Maybe they do soccer. I think you're in the guys get together play sports group moving forward, and I think you just missed the Spider Man because he couldn't make it that day. But there too, go go web go. I don't tell anybody nothing. It's like it's like I wasn't even there. My buddy said, just just just to raise your memory of how to get here. 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