Pete and Sebastian Show 519

Published Sep 20, 2022, 7:00 AM

Pete learns the hard way at Home Depot and Sebastian questions his pilot's technique!

Guys, I just want to announce a bunch of tour dates. You can go to Pete Correeli DOT COM. Tickets are now available. You can see all the dates. I'm going to the Gramsey theater in New York City, paramount on Long Island, Chicago, Cleveland, right outside of Philly. I'M COMING TO L A. I'm coming to Fort Lauda, Dale, uh, Milwaukee. Just go to Pete Kreli DOT COM and all the links there to get the tickets. I look forward to seeing you guys at all the shows. Should be a lot of fun. Man, this is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Correlli and Sebastian Menascal, go get it's Jimmy from balls. We've been murdered on the cat and brought back to life more than any old school soap opera character ever fucking days of our lives. General Hospital, God, Damn all my children. They got nothing on us. Could so in that vein. I'd like to finally reveal my OPUA. Patient JFB is a priest reason space. Jesus. It's going on pizza. Best Show. We all fat. What is up, Spasian Maniscalco, how are you how you doing? I was just downstairs, you know, we're in between PODCASTS. So, uh, Caruso was playing t ball in the family room. He's got a t ball, but then he puts a little plastic golf ball on the t ball thing and then he's got a golf club and he's using the golf club and the golf ball as like a baseball and a baseball bat. This kid is uh, we might have to get him into the major leagues like tomorrow. Ah, hello, by the way, he's not gonna play baseball, but that with that hair, he's like if I signed a contract, I don't wear a hat. No, he's not gonna play anything with a helmet or a hat. He's either gonna play soccer, tennis, Golf, a playing a football, baseball, hockey. That hair has got to be shown. That's great, being like a world athlete and there, like you could have played any sport. What made you choese soccer? Because I wasn't wearing a hat. No helmet, no hat, no head band. The perfect world, he could be a pro athlete at what's what would you want it to be? And I don't don't hit me with like Oh, for safety reasons, this. I'm just saying for you as a dad, for sheer entertainment, like the ultimate, are you kidding me? Bringing one of your buddies to watch your son play? Blah, blah, blah. I don't think it gets any higher in the sports world than a quarterback of the NFL. If you're running the helm and you're a father and you're gonna take like if I'm gonna take you to the Kansas City chiefs game and my son's the quarterback, right, right, what? What? What? What? What? Tops that? No, that's that's unbelievable. But now, now, because now it's just charing, because we're having this conversation, I'm thinking in terms of like, I don't know how well you followed baseball, but Mariano Rivera, when he came out of the bullpen for the Yankees, the game was over, you know. So like that's your son. You're like, don't make my boys coming out now, my boys coming out now. I mean, I don't know. I mean no, not the helmet. There's but the footballing problem with this that that helmet, like my kid would be handsome. I know that. So be crime. Helmet would be a crime. I just tell't I just tell the kids. Any chance you get on the field, you take the helmet off, even if you have to act like something's wrong with it. You know, you take it off, you start you start playing with the inside, because while your fake play with the inside, CBS is getting a close up right before they cut to the fucking uh, you know, Mercedes commercial. So yeah, you know. I mean look at what there was. So many times he's got the helmet in his hand and he's like this, that's fun. That's setting up Korea after forty. That's what I is. Letting him see me. Let I'll tell you. Get Papa John's guy. That's well, that's three time fucking beast NFL defensive player animal. He played the first first week he didn't even play. What do you mean? I was in my hotel. He only got one game, but he didn't get yeah, I think. Well, he didn't think it was. Yeah, yeah, he's injured. I listened. I don't want to say this, but I have to shoot it. Game the Buffalo. I I felt like there was a chance he would have maybe came to buffalo back when he chose Arizona and this guy. I am telling you, I'm a jet Fan. It's embarrassing. But this Josh Allen, I don't know if you see this guy play. This guy, he's getting Tom Brady esque minus the winds, I know. But last week I'm watching him in the hotel the night before you got there and when they were playing on Thursday, I swear to guy at one point, the guy, because he's just so poised. He's got a can and he can run and he's doing this like he's taking his time. And you know what, you know in the pointing and telling Guy's way to go. That's when you know you're a great quarterback. Right and I'm watching my sky is playing like Tom Brady right now. Three minutes later Chris Collinsworth on the TV goes to the other guy goes is it me or is he playing like Tom Brady right now? I'm like, Bro, that's what I'm saying. So, uh yeah, and now they picked up what's his face from the Great Defensive Lineman who's actually yeah, thank you. Um, I can picture what von Miller fishing on Lake Erie and the sub a time with Josh Allen. I would have been beautiful. So yeah, but anyways, early in the season, obviously rooting hard for the cardinals man. I would just wouldn't that be great? And I hope his brother's okay. By the way, I don't babble him, but didn't he got it hurt a little bit in week one? Oh No, I didn't. I didn't see that. I know they won the last minutes. The steelers did. By the way, Mitch Trobinsky, and I hate to sound like we're a sports talk show here, but Mitch Trobinsky, who was on the bears and I was on the steelers, probably gonna go to the pro bowl, because anybody that leaves the bears has a has a career after they leave the bears. It's just you come to the bears, it's it's over. That's right, sticks, sticks. Did you have a video that you wanted to share today on the show? Is there a video? Very Short, very short video, but I just thought I can't decide. Yeah, you want to lead up, you want to give us, okay, go ahead, tell to you real quick. So I forget where I sort is. I think a cast listen and probably sent it to me. So thank you whoever did and uh, you especially haven't been an altar boy. I can't decide if this is gone with modern times, or if this is, you know, well, like as you would say, and aren't you embarrassed, sort of a situation. Take a look at this priest's move with the holy water in Church instead of doing the dip. Wait, wait, do you see him come around the bed, Bro, it's fwee killer. Oh, I think it's supposed to have round up in it, not holy water. You know what I'm saying. Oh, even the priest is lazy. I mean, I don't know, how hard is it to get in? You don't even want to do this. You don't even want he's fucking spraying people like not only can we see it again, because I think he's got someone carrying the tank and doing the pumping for him. Right, is there? He's got a pumper. Can I see one all the time, Patrick, he's got a pit crew. Right, let's see, he's Oh, no, he is doing his other guy's carried something behind him. Yeah, he's even doing his own pumping. What about the fact, though, Bro, everybody is here? I gotta see it again. Hold on, Brol, this is unbelievable. What is the altar boy doing? Is He got does he got his hand on his back? I mean I don't listen. I was an altar boy, right, and I had a couple of responsibilities throughout the mass. One was ringing the bells, another one that was helping him with the with the body of Christ, right. Can you imagine going in and the priests like listen? which we're switching it up. I'm sick of fucking dipping the wind in the bucket with the water. We're not getting the type of coverage we need. Right, I'm bringing in a weed killer and uh, I need you to like like back me up on this because it might fall off my hip or you gotta pump some water into it. If it runs out of water, you need to refill it. As as an altar boy, don't you go listen. You gotta Start Paying me on the side for this ship. This is way beyond my responsibilities. Well, I want to ask you, I know this guy wasn't Catholic, but if that was a Catholic priest and the pope got wind at that video, do you think the pope would get ahold of that church and be like cut it with the Mysta like like. Do you think? Oh, do you think they're allowed to do their own method no matter what it may be. And you know, no, I think if this was a catholic church, he would get a call from the pope the next day and the pope would tell him your church is now shut down. Out there, out there, you put the holy water in a wheat killer can, in a wheat killer. There wasn't even like a nice gold special jar that, you know, was already compressed, that would stay compressed. I mean he's literally coming around like he's look like your hedges. He's doing your frontyrt hedges. Man. Wow. Anyway, on the other hand, like you said to everybody was getting hit, so it has that to it. Well, that's that's even another thing. It's like normally you get a couple of drops when you're when you're getting hit with the wind. This thing is like you gotta, you gotta towel off after the mass. I know if you're right up front, for sure you need to bring a raincoat. Man, like I always got the Mr again holy ship. We shouldn't have take them end right. Women are we are reapplying their makeup as they're leaving the church with this guy. Oh that's funny. Man, who finds this funny? who was amused at the suffering of Christ. I gotta tell you a story and I need your opinion about the end. If you if you agree with me, then I don't want to I'll tell you. I don't want to be in the house. This is what happened, right. I didn't tell you this when we were again last week. I gotta tempest sometimes. I know you know about that kind of stuff. TO BE IN ITALIAN, won't story short, we're getting a new dishwasher, right. So we go to home deepot. That's what we got around here. We find a dishwasher we like. They say, okay, for forty bucks, we'll take your old dishwasher out and take it away. And Uh, but we don't install dishwashers, so we'll bring this new one. Then you gotta hire your plumber to put it in, but we'll take your old one away. Forty Bucks. Okay, so pay now. I gotta wait around all morning because Jackie's running and say he's in schooling by myself, right, whatever, but I just I can't do anything. I'm waiting for the guy. So they finally show up. The guy comes and gets out of the truck and he comes up to the front. Oh, when they wheel. They already wheeled the whole dishwasher up and they got it right up. They didn't bring it up to the porch, but they got it right there. And he goes where do you want this? And I go, Oh, straight through here, man, right over here. I know you guys don't put it in, so just run anywhere in the kitchen and I go and he goes, I and where as the one we're taken away and I go that's right there. It's you know where it was kitchen, and he goes, we don't, we don't take him out, like, what do you mean? You'll take him out? Said for forty Bucksh you take it away and take it take it, you know, take it out, and you know. And he goes, now we take it away, we take it away, we don't take it out. I go, wait, so you you want me not somehow on duty dishwasher? And then I get it out and then you take it away. Yeah, I go, that's not what the lady said. You guys take it away as if you take it out. She didn't say, well, we don't take it out. And I go that's not what she said, man, and he and then he does want he goes. He goes, well, I'm not gonna argue, but you and I go I'm not gonna argue with you because obviously you're too lazy to do your job, and he goes like that. He goes, we want to do it this one. I go cancel it. You could take that one back too, and he goes, you want to return this one. I go yeah, you're not taking that one. Take that one back too, and I go away and go we signed something here right now. I signed something here right now. And he goes now, and the other guy just finished putting on his pucking weight, felt at his gloves to carry it up my step now, and the other guy goes, don't taken aback, and the guy's my truck is taking it back. He goes, yeah, he wants to return it. I go, yeah, I want to return it, because he don't want to do his job. So I'm gonna Return it right and then. And then he goes like that and he takes it. He wheels it away right. So now I'm pissed and he's gone. So then I call Home Depot and I go, nobody told me that you wouldn't take it out. I go, I don't know what. I goes to the second time I've dealt with this lady. I bought a washing machine over there. Everyone I looked at then she goes and looks it up and tells me it's not for sale, that they're out of it. So why isn't she putting a sign on of them saying that they're not in? I go I don't know what's going on over there, but now I want to return and the ladies going on very sorry, sorry, I'm sorry. Don't apologize. There's nothing to do with you, but that's why I'm returning. So she credits me. In the meantime, Jackie has been tracking the delivery on her phone. So now she comes home and she sees delivery came and went as something. So now I'm working out and I'm on a treadmill and she comes walking in and she's like what, what's going on? I'm on the phone with the lady and she says somehow was canceled and I go yeah, I canceled it. The Guy wouldn't take the other one away, so I canceled it. She goes, now we have no dishwasher. Go and I'll go. I canceled I canceled it. You should ask me instead of calling NAM. Hey, it's done. It ain't coming like that, you know. And and I go, you never backed me up. So then she she gets off and she goes and I finished, and I and uh after Romn and and she goes, what the Hell? And I go what the Hell? Jackie wouldn't take it away. I told him to stick it, to take that one away right. So she's like, all right, well, what are we gonna do now? And I go, well, I guess, I go, I'll take it off. So now I gotta go on Google. I'm spending like four hours on my kitchen on doing this, on doing that. And, by the way, I don't know who, like we've talked about this, who makes a video on how to take a dishwasher out, but again, thank you. But right. So I pulled this thing out right and then, Oh, now, oh, and we already had hired the plumber to come the next day to put the new in it. So I gotta call him and go, don't even come. It didn't. It didn't come. So Jackie goes, well, now, okay, now it's out, Pete. Now we need to do dishwasherut where we're gonna get one and I'm like, uh, I don't know home. So, oh my God, Bro the next day I'm back at home depot by myself. Good bye, the same dishwasher. I just told him to go stick up their ass the day before, right. Oh my God, and if the lady I don't like is there, I ain't even buy it it. So I'm doing a peek down to see if she's there today and she wasn't. So I went up to some other lady and I'm like, yeah, I want to buy dishwasher. I still had the old order. I go, it's the same one. I go to the whole mix up. I had to cancel and apologize right. So now I reorder it and she's like don't worry, and uh, I go, I don't need the forty dollar take it out. I'M gonna take it to the dump myself. So it's all set and it's coming in two days now, I'm thinking, because it's not. It's coming through Home Depot. So they have their own guys. I'm thinking chance it's the same two guys. Oh, I already told Jackie. I'm like, I can't be here. I can't be here for the same two guys. I literally tell them they don't do their job and I send them away and now I'm gonna have them in my kitchen. I go, I can't. So would you be there? Would you well? If you, if you well there? There's so much going on here, man, right for first, do you have obviously you don't, but do you even think about yelling at people, strangers in your own home? Like here's my concern. Let's say this gay, you don't know this gay. He's taking out dishwashers and he's putting them in right. Yeah, very well, could have done some time. No, Oh, what am I supposed to say to that? We got we got a lunch chunk of our audience to live as appliances and ship. They listened to us in the truck. Happened and went to sing, sing, Om Kidding, I'm kidding. Has Nothing to do any job, any job. The Guy could have a shady pass. He's saying. What I'm saying, is what I'm saying is if you're if you're dropping off dishwashers and taking them back, it's it's manual labor. And I'm not saying manual labor all of a sudden means you've you've committed a murder and you gotta you got out on good behavior. What I'm saying is it is a job you could land if you committed a murder and got out. It's true. I know some guys that do that type of work where, let's let's say Um, there isn't a lot of background checks. You know, you gotta get a job at Google. They're doing a full blown background check. You're dropping off a dishwasher who's got the time, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, I'm with you. So the second tier on that is this guy leaves and you triggered this gang is, you know, he goes into his truck. His Buddy's like where we're gonna go to lunch, and this guy is in another world right. He's driving a truck and he's like sweating and his buddies like what's wrong? Frank I don't know what's wrong. Come bine tomorrow and Butch your this guy. I mean, I hope not, of course, no, I don't know. But what I'm saying, what I'm saying is in the world we live in, in the world we live in, for this behavior to be going on under your own you know, like you're out on the road. You got a little road rage and flick the guy off. You know, I don't know where you live, but this is under your own roof. What was on my porch? But yeah, but, yeah, the guy knows where you're at now, right now, about to get its working on your pool. If you got mad at one of him, you're not gonna yell at him because he knows where you live. I'm giving him beer. Oh well, because you don't have a problem yet. If there was a problem, I mean, you know, listen, maybe my anger was a little misguided, but he could have been like, uh, sorry, man, we don't do that. I'm sorry, they told you. He's just like, we don't take I'm not gonna arguing. So whatever, dude, golf baggy, take it out and which you probably couldn't ten minutes and then I give you a big fat tip. But no, that's how the world works anymore. I get it, but there's a set there's another there's another scenario to this. Still, he can be going as he's leaving right us. Great, I was angry. Now when he gets the paperwork to come back out on Wednesday and he sees your address there, this guy might go. I ain't going back to that. In case his house. This guy's fucking crazy. He He. I think you, you're the one that could murder him and his family and based on what you did. Yeah, maybe you're right, but you know, maybe he I don't know. I don't know. Do you think he you think he's moving so many of these that when he gets up to my house, you think maybe we won't even remember the encounter? He's gonna Remember it? Yeah, he's gonna. He's gonna come up and he's gonna go, Oh, shoot, here we go again. Yeah, but my my thing is this, bro everybody you know, like. I'll give you an example. I want to see my mom. The day before, me and you were doing those road gigs together and my sister, who lives there like like a five minutes away, she goes, Oh, I'm coming over because my mom's moving, and she goes was selling some of my mom's stuff. Some lady wants to buy mom's two bar stools and I'm gonna meet the lady, but I really just want to say hi to you anyway. Be Right over. So my sister comes, we're upstairs, the lady beeps, so I go to my sister carried stools down where it? So we go down and the lady and a husband and there and we give him the Bostools at fifty bucks, beautiful stools, just total steel but very nice. My mom gives, we give the money and then the woman goes, Um, oh, that from my son. He has his first apartment on his own now, and the falls is like yeah, we're real proud of my sister goes, Oh, good for him. Where does he live? Oh, my brother lives around there right. And I'm not lying to you. In my head, honestly, I'm thinking like God, I wonder if we said we'll take ten dollars off if you just go, you know, like like if we can, I don't need to know about your son's apartment. Man. I mean like like I want to wrap it up. You know what I mean? And then you know, well, my sister was talking too, and then we get in the elevator and my sister goes, Oh, they were so nice. Way Do I tell mom what the stools are going to how they're gonna be used? She'll love to hear it. And I go, oh my got could so funny, because in my head I was like, listen, I'll take ten bucks off if you just take them and go. Now. You know, no, my sister, because they just they were nice, Pete, they were just chatting and making small talk, you know, and that's like, and I realized that's the world me and you don't like live in that much. You know what I'm saying. So I don't have that filter. So you take that even with this thing. You know, you're not doing your job. I'm telling you're not doing your job and I feel like that's I feel like that's better than keeping things in. I don't know, Bro I'm babbling sun tonight. Sorry, listen, I get it. I get like getting it off your chest. I'm just saying, like you gotta look at your surroundings and go, okay, should I be really yelling at two men on the portrait of my house because they don't want to take out the thing? You know, I shouldn't have got. I shouldn't have got the new one there. That was a dumb mistake. I shouldn't a Bible. Got One ship. Uh. Oh God, I want, I want to, I gotta send you this because I need your take on this. Do you have do you have any more on that man on Wednesday. It's coming this Wednesday. Yeah, but I'M NOT gonna even if I'm home, I'm not gonna come to the door anything. I already told Jackie and I'm I can just have them leave that dishwasher on the sidewalk in front of the House. I'll put on a weight belt and get it up inside the house. I yelled these guys to last week. I'm yelling at him, and now they're coming to my house and taking their shoes off. I mean, come out. They don't want to be my house's heard of at the Home Depot. How doers get more done? The peat and Sebastian show. I did this corporate GIG and they sent me a private jet. All Right, I'M gonna throw up this, uh, this photo, because I was the only one on the plane. Okay, now, this is the pilot, all right, could you? Could you see that? We can't. Yes, this guy's flying the plane and the sun is in his eyes, right, Uh Huh, and he's he's blocking the sun out of his eyes with his arm. You see this? Yeah, he's. Yeah, okay, now I'm watching this going no advisor like this is the way we're gonna fly the plane, like I don't feel safe with the guy going like this final plane, right, you know't you got something to do? Like, is this the first time this has happened? Where he's up in? The areas are holy ship. I didn't think we were gonna need a wait. Where are the Avias? I mean that's that's the famous for him. Where's the AVA? Where's the the drape or something? I don't they got anything up there that shields the sun. I mean, look at the window, man, there's not. This guy's blind. This guy's looking into an abyss. I know, but I mean, I, I, I. You know, plane can't have a visor. Bro. What do you know? Like you're gonna put, you know, your photo of your best gallop on the visor. I mean, you were you gotta have shades on, Bro. I don't know where his shades on. It's crazy. I've seen them. They have like a little one of those almost the things you uh putting your car windshield while you go into a store and it's hot and you don't want to get they got some of the stuff right. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is like, you know, I was gonna go up to him and go do we need to turn around? You know, these are the things I look at where I go, is this a rookie move where this guy forgot the thing, or he's been flying so little he forgot the sun was up there? You know, like right, right, I'm getting the exact opposite vibe because I got a good look on that close up Patrick gave. This guy looks like he's got so much experience that he knows the visor of the shades. It's all bullshit. You just gotta do this for half a second. Then you get above the sunrise and you find like he's so beyond all the smoking mirrors of it all and he you know he's just about that. Look at this guy. This guy. This guy looks like he could land on water bro like Sully Sullivan Bro even the way that he and this dangling it's like he knows exactly how limp it needs to be. He's like, why am I gonna put shades on? I'm gonna Bank left and it's gonna be behind me in about ten seconds and I'm gonna be pulling my ray bands off. I think you were in good hands, Dude. This went on for twenty minutes. Right now have you ever? Have you ever been in your car and went like this? I've done this, but like when I do this, then I go AH, ship and I go up here and the ray bands are on instantly, and that's in a suber ro. So this guy said a fucking golf one whatever, and I just find yeah, at a cold pilot. And it was a woman, and I left this out purposely. She put up the sheds. They had shades and she put them up. So and I don't know what the hell transpired up there, if they were maybe going back and forth, going and she was going, you need the shades, and he was being a total guy and going funk, I don't need know shades. Yeah, and then finally, if they get the shades, she could have been the head pilot and maybe he was sitting there going I can't see ship, but it's not my call, it's her call. Doesn't she doing the hand dangle? Why don't you let us put the shade? No, he was a lead guy on this and and and and this brings me to what we were talking about over the weekend. Talk about men and women a lot of time on facetime. When I'm on the road, I tend to parent through facetime. Okay. So so I'll see Serafina eating a grape and I'll go, did you cut him? You got those grapes and you know. Well, there's a worry about it. I got you know, I'm seeing everything on the facetime. I'm looking in the background. I'm looking at what's going on. CRUSAL. We're walking around. He's got like a bat and put him put that bath down. He's gonna hit something right, right, right. So this was the morning. She's making breakfast. She's got the refrigerator open right, and she's talking to me. Refrigerators behind her and she goes to close it but she doesn't give it enough force and it's it's half open. Now. She don't know it's half open. I do because I see behind her. She then moves to the other side of the counter and begins to crack eggs and I looked directly in the camera. I go I don't want to argue, okay, but could you please shut the refrigerator now. This has been an ongoing thing. Refrigerator has been an ongoing thing for the last six eight months. We have a refrigerator that you have to shut close. It's if you if you just it. It's half open and escapes and we've had many at times we're woken up in the morning and the refrigerators one degrees right, all the foods fucked right. So I'm will you and the casual sometimes around the kitchen, Jackie'll open the fridge and then she's over on the side of the island and I'm doing my thing in the kitchen and it's just it's ticking in me. I'm like, Oh my God, are you Fua kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? And then I'm gone to close it and she'll go. I was going right back, going right back when the ship's breaking down. Man, how long can the refrigerator be open with you not getting anything out of it? Yeah, seven seconds. I couldn't agree more. Even if I'm if I'm taking out water, let's say, a picture of water too, or a glass of water, I think you take it out, close the fridge, pour the water, open the fridge. My wife for it here, wide open, wide open, money just flying out there. I don't get it. So now, when you said to Lana, I don't want to be a fight, have you been driving nuts with this stuff? Is that why you're trying to be delicate about it. Yeah, you know, I think all relationships have one or two, maybe maybe multiple things that the person harps on the other person about, and when they keep doing it and doing and doing it and keep hearing it from their partner, they get like are off already with the refrigerator. But my argument to that is, yeah, enough, already with the refrigerator. Close it and and, as we were talking, it's more of a larger animal we're dealing with, because it happened today. Where did it happen? where? I go, Oh, this is the same thing with the refrigerator. God, what was it? It's gonna come to me. Hold on, it's gonna come to me. It's not coming to me, but I'll give you an example. The water running, right, but I'm guilty of this too, so I don't really get on her about this. But the like. Do you leave the water running when you brush your teeth? No, Jackie does, and again drives me that. She's like it's when I rinse. I needed to be lukewarm. Otherwise I don't like the cold water on my teeth. Again, I turn it on, get a dabble water on my brush, turn it off. Brush, brush, brush, turn it back on and it's not even a water conserving thing. It's just I don't need the sink filling up. But the air condition is the one that gets me the my daughter will have the door half open talking to a friend from next door with Jackie going to get some out of the garage and leaving the screen like. I'm like, no one's respecting the air condition and that drives me nuts, man. I mean I'm I'm in, out, in, out. Yeah, no, I I hear. I'm that light way with the air conditioning. But the tooth brush what I do and it's almost like conditioned. I feel the water is part of the brush, like while I'm brushing and I'm hearing the water, I feel like that's all in harmony. Like if I shut the water off, I feel like it's almost dancing and no music. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, so it's almost a rhythm. I keep with the water hit in the state. So that I'm guilty of. But this this refrigerator thing, I've been known aging. I've been known a going to refrigerator. You know that sometimes you open it, you kind of scan see what's in there. If I'm not seeing anything. Within seven eight seconds. I shot it and then I go back in again. Right just because I almost give myself a little break from it. I do a reset and I go back in. What about this? How about this? I'll have the fridge open and then Jackie'll come open and open the freezer. And now in my head I'm like, Oh my God, you can't have everything open at once. This thing can't handle the ship. You close, you don't do double open. Double Open is too much. Now I want to get back. I know what you're saying about the brushing, because my move is to turn the water off. But I know he's saying. Most people you put it on you right there. The water is gone. When you're a brushing and you spit, turn everything off. When you brush and turn that water off, it's a it's a rawness, it's just you and you hit the right and it just don't feel right. People need the water. So interesting, man, it's a mentality we've got to get past. Well, very rarely do I brush my teeth, and I think we've covered this. I brush my teeth in the shower. All right, that's right, that's a great move. That's what that's conserving water too for anyone that wants to well, it's not, because actually extend it extends my shower time because now I'm taking a longer shower because I'm in the I'm brushing my teeth in the shower, just adding time. Right. Yeah, I thought maybe you're a brushing wall. The condition is soaking in, so you'd be you'd be letting that soap sitting there running water anyway. You know. Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. I use this. I'm trying to save you some email spro that's all I'm trying to do. You know. I mean, at the end of the day, these people get crazy with it. Oh my God, they get nuts with this stuff. Do you think that, when you're away, though, and you're looking over on his shoulder during the facetime, do you feel you don't feel that, like I'm out of the house, so I really don't have a right to like make commands around the house. Ship. No, I've been doing it for five years, Bro. I've been like every parenting from Florida. I mean, well, you gotta get the cameras in every room then and get it on your phone and you'll just have the whole thing fired up. Dude. I'm just saying, if I it's like it's like you driving at night right, last night, you're driving five hours from poughkeepsie to Fredonia. If I never said Hey, if you feel tired, pull over right, right, and then you flew off the road, I would have said to myself if I would have told him, he would have never flew off the road right. Same thing with parenting. If I see the grape and I don't say anything, and God forbid, sir, if he is choking on the grape, I would have said, see, I should have said something. Yeah, no, now, you, yeah, no, yeah, I listen. Better off saying it than not saying it. I hear you, I hear you. You know right. So makes sense. Are you drinking coffee? I am drinking coffee. I'm slugging it right now, this, this, this late at night. Yeah, well, I got you. After the show, I'm gonna hang some more phone man, so I'm gonna be up for a little while. Actually, does he need more fun? How much film do you need in that room? How many walls already? I got two walls left and then, and then I'm thinking about doing the ceiling too. Yeah, I'M gonna cut an album in there. I know I'd be ready to man now. I'm digging it. I'm digging it. I'm a blanket right now. You got anything going? Anything bruined? I'm trying to think of something. It was something I wanted to talk about, but I can't remember. You got anything on the TIPPIES Dongue? Oh, go ahead. Let's talk about Dj Lu and what happened with him, because you were telling me over the weekend what what happened. So I was telling you DJ Lou was going to see Pearl Jam. That's serious. Xm was doing an incredibly special show. What Pearl Jam was four serious x m at the Apollo. Hundred people only can fit. You have to be a serious X M contest winner to get a ticket. Other than that, you had to be v I P, very special prey a show a lot of big dogs. We're gonna be there hanging out v I p. s Lou scored a v I P ticket through work. They know how much he loves Pearl Jam, so they gave him a ticket. Now he's been looking forward to this thing, I don't know, for months. So it's finally I call him the day before and I'm like wow, you must be so excited because he had heard Paul mccauney might be there, robin and Howard Stern are gonna be there, Bradley Cooper might be there, all these people, right, and he goes, dude, I'm gonna be in The v I p. I might be sitting right next to Paul mccaude. So he says that. Turns out he's like okay, well, here's the deal. He goes. My girlfriend really wants to go, and he goes and I was able to get her, uh, what he got? He got her a basic ticket or something, but not the v I P ticket. Somehow he was able to get her, I think she I'm not sure if that's the case, but anyway, he goes, but I can't get her where I'm gonna be for V I p. So I'm thinking about giving it to her and I go to do she like Pearl Jam like you? And he goes no, she's not even a fan of Pearl Jam. I go Bro, you've been. You've been following them around for years. You're the biggest Pearl Jam Fan in the world and you're not going to take the V I P ticket. I don't know, bro Right. So so it turns out. He goes, I'm talking to him and uh, I go, how I send the text next day, go how's it go? He sends me a video for front row with Mike McCready, the guitarist for Pearl Jam, leaning over playing the guitar two FT like you. You could grab the guitar like right in front, and I'm like, Oh my God, all of loose dreams came true. Right. So I called him up and I'm like, Bro, I can't believe that you were right up front and he goes no, my girlfriend was, and I go what that's? You gave it a v I P, he goes. I go that was your ticket, and then he explains to me. He goes no, this is, this is how crazy this is. He gave her his v I P ticket because she had nothing to get in, but Lou had some other contact and he was able to slide in and get himself in the way way back through a friend of a friend. All right, so he goes, but instead of having her and the way way back, I let her have my v I P ticket and I go wow, you let her be all the way up front, and he goes. No, it turns out the V I P ticket he goes was only a little better than mine. It put you like right by the bar, standing room only like towards the back. He goes. My girlfriend is standing there and she gets to talking with a woman who says her husband is down below and they want to be together and if she's alone, would she be willing to give her husband Her v I P ticket which Lou just gave her, and in turn she takes her husband's seat. So lose girlfriends like sure, I'll do that, say your husband can sit you. She makes the trade. The husband's seat was in the front row. During one song, lose girlfriend grabbed the guitar because the guy leaned over, I was playing at Mike McCready and let her hold the neck while he was playing it. Mike McCready's lose favorite. He could have been holding the neck of Mike McCready's and his girlfriend doesn't even know all four members of Pearl Jam. I mean what, I can't believe this ro Lou would have never been in the position to talk to the woman about going down there. You know, like Lou might have never got into that position to talk to that lady and talk, you know what I'm saying. But he is a pretty personable guy. She could have been you here alone. He's like yeah, maybe, maybe not. You could make the argument either way. But again, I don't know. I don't know if it would have happened that way, just because it's a whole different scenario. It's just a IT'S A it's a guy, she's a girl. You never know. She would have been looking at lout going out. This guy must be part of the band, part of the you know, part of you who knows, but losing the back watching his girlfriend tongue the neck of his guitar. Yeah, and then he said, dude, he goes. It was so embarrassing because she grabbed his guitar. The guy was letting everybody touch it as he was coming by the front row and he's playing and then she grabbed it and he goes and she was so exciting. He goes. My girlfriend was the one like when you see a concert, she wouldn't like go to guitar and he's playing, trying to do a nudge on it, giving her a look like come on, sweetie, you got you gotta let it go. Hey, if I could just interrupt. She thought it was a gift. She thought Mike McCready was giving her the guitar and she could keep it. That's how one shocked she was about what was going on. And that was it. It was like, Bro, it was. It was getting to the point where the security was starting the head towards her. To'd be like, uh, that's a reason for a breakup. Serena and Venus Williams was there. Eddie Vetis, you know, dedicated one song to Robin. So you know it was it was a very special night for loop. But anybody else stood up? He didn't mention anyone else. He didn't mention anyone else singing, but he did say that. I said so, well, you still pretty close? He goes, yeah, he the closest he's ever been. That Pearl Jam was about five or six rows back. So he's still has yet to be in all the shows front row, but getting a little close and he's gotta meet better before he dies. He's gotta gotta make that happen. Yeah. So, anyway, what a good time. I don't know you've got anything else, Bro. That's it, man. We're shutting it down for today. This is the Pete and Sebastian show. Thanks again for listening to us over the last, what nine years? Again, PATREON DOT com. Pete Sebastian show. Five bucks a month and you beating can't beat it, man, abundance of material. So make sure you check that out and we will see you guys next week. Alright, good he bro Hey, everybody. Dj Lou here again. Shows a little bit short this week. I can fix that with one of my favorite segments of all time, because the guys were talking about refrigerators. That's right, Pete's a fridge fucker. Enjoy and another thing. With this kid on the way, you're gonna have to figure out how you're gonna break the news if your indiscretions. You know what I'm talking about, the fridge, the fridge bucking. You definitely don't want this kid to find out from someone like me. So you'RE gonna have the game plan on the best way to break the news with a little ship, I don't know, maybe sugar biscuits, and the listener's Canna help you out, give you some ideas. Let's just hope it's not hereditary, otherwise one day you may find his poor kids trying to take a microwave to the prompt. Huh. What did that mean? What does that mean? I told uh, I told the story in a different language. I told the story once. This guy, the guy is funny Jimmy from Boston, and he's actually a friend I never met, at least to do a radio show, and he would leave messages and then he kind of followed me, not followed me. We kept in touch via emails. I told the story a long time ago about when I was a kid, somebody used to do with the fridge and uh, he's basically been leaving messages saying I better tell it or else he's gonna tell it. By the way, he calls you sugar biscuit. Now see biscuit, biscuit, and then the sugar punt, because that's what your girl calls you. That's funny. You send me an email. It goes. Listen to my message. All right, I call him sugar biscuits. You know? Do you know? When you were a kid and you like and you climb the ropes and the ropes can make you feel like you know, you feel like everything. It makes you feel good down there. You know what I'm saying? You haven't had that. What rope running across your balls. Yeah, and the strain of trying to climb them. I don't know if I've ever got that feeling from the ropes. Wayne and Goth did a joke about it in the movie Wayne's world where the once said it makes me feel weird, like when I was a kid and I climbed the ropes and gym and I was like, dude, I totally know what he's saying. If you're strained really hard and you're climbing and you have something like that between you, I don't know. No, I never got the feeling and literally I never did the ropes. There go my fuck that. I ain't going up there. Well, what do you do when your gym teacher says you got to climb the ropes? Everybody, I don't do a rope. So you did the ropes and you got hard by doing the ropes. Yeah, I guess so, man, not so whatever. My parents and we were kids, were like in the garage we had a a giant freezer just for meat. To save money. Instead of getting you meat once a week, my mom would get meat once a month, tons of meat and just freeze all of it, you know, and I used to go out there as a kid and I used to like grabbed the corner the fridge, put my leg on each side and like to push ups, to like strain, and it would make me he as a kid. You know, it's like it makes me feel good rub fucking fridge, the fridge. That's how Jimmy puts it. So there you go. It's out, it's done, it's over. That story I told him once a long time ago on an air when we had two listeners on the air. Yeah, but we had no listeners at the time. It was a fucking okay. So it's been out there. So right now we're revisiting that. So what else did you used to fuck as a kid? Nothing, I said. It was a thing, man. And now, so now he's saying my kids care is gonna be sucking the microwave. But bring taking the microwave to the from. Excuse me, Jackie doesn't like when I laughed so hard that I cough. She's like fucking gross. I mean I'm listening as a listener and you laugh and then you cough button, you know. Yeah, so when you said you got a problem with Jimmy problem, I just want to tell Jimmy that sea biscuit is a name that I forgot. A buddy of mine that I used to work with at the four seasons used to call me really and he called me said I'm listening to the PODCAST and why did this guy hijack my nickname for you? He goes. You know, I used to call you biscuit. He goes, I got you in my phone and sea biscuit. Holy Sh that's right, I forgot. You did call me. He used to. Then he shortened it up the biscuit. So I'm just gonna tell Jimmy it's a jim it's you know, it's just nickname. has been around for a while. But did the guy get it the same way? Sebastian Sea Biscuit sounded alike. I don't know how it came up one day. I just we're working and the seed Biscuit, the movie, actually was out at the time, right. So that's how it kind of came about. But this is a nickname that I've been called before, but now he's calling the sugar biscuit, which I think is a nice when Jimmy makes funny you man, it's all out of love. You know that I get it. I get it. What did my buddy call this? Is this guy from Boston that's calling you seed biscuit. You know that's my nickname. So, yeah, I have to tell him that. So, Jimmy, sugar biscuits, A. It's A. That's yours, but what it's worth, Jimmy, nobody else out there calls me fridge fudge. The show has ended. I wonder if we say we'll take ten dollars off if you just go

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